Massage Parlor Reports

**BKK212** · 08-25-13 02:44

On my way from Chicago visited Crystal because of the reviews. Hard to find for an out of town, had to do some in depth research to find the place. Anyway the place was expensive but fine, good service, not rushed and very professional. Damage was 1. 2 +.8. Maybe I am not so good at negotiating but the service was first class.

**GotMilf** · 08-24-13 13:16

Been dreaming about this place pretty regularly. Most times it's consistent and satisfying, but on this last visit I drew "the new girl". Very little English, too shy, poor massage skills, a little rushed and "looks-wise" about a 5. On the flip, she had the HS skills of my first girlfriend in middle school. No teasing and very methodical. She allowed roaming, but there wasn't much to feel. I didn't get her name. I tried asking, but she just shook her head in that confused "I don't understand" look. She was about 30, average height / weight, shorter hair and very "mousey" looking. As usual, .7 for massage and TS. I usually tip .4, but on this occasion, I thought I'd try to give a hint and only tip .3, but she frowned and asked for. 4. I caved, but I hope the annoyed look on my face gave her the hint.

*On a positive note, when I walked in the girl behind the counter who took my cash and walked me to the room was smokin hot. Younger girl, mid twenties, tan skin with tattoos and very good English. I was hoping she'd be my masseuse, but no such luck. On my next visit, I'll only get a massage if she's working and giving massages, otherwise I think I may be done dreaming about this place.

There's a new spot on Ashland that I've been meaning to try.

**Elpatron** · 08-24-13 12:46

Originally Posted by Chales 12 [View Original Post]

Can anybody recommend AMP in Midway area saw one on BP on 63 and Pulaski and info on that one.

I'd been there once, no massage skill at all waste of time

**Ron M** · 08-23-13 16:17

Originally Posted by Deizel5 [View Original Post]

Twice, just a good legit massage. Pretty masseuse though.

Have you found a Provider yet? Why are you still messing around with Massage Parlors?

**Deizel5** · 08-23-13 16:14

Originally Posted by Thor23 [View Original Post]

Has anyone visited cove spa in Lombard?

Twice, just a good legit massage. Pretty masseuse though.

**Raoul Duke** · 08-23-13 12:43

Originally Posted by Sal Minella [View Original Post]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

I've been running into the same situation whenever I visit a new place. Old haunts still gladly accept. 4 with a smile and a bottle of water in return.

**Chales 12** · 08-23-13 04:03

Can anybody recommend AMP in Midway area saw one on BP on 63 and Pulaski and info on that one.

**ChiTownBaller** · 08-23-13 00:38

But overall dependable and never too busy in 3 times I've been there this month.

Originally Posted by Sal Minella [View Original Post]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

**Junkiexl101** · 08-22-13 12:31

Originally Posted by Past Tense [View Original Post]

Nice write-up but it would be usefull to be able to find the palce.

I know I wanted to keep the location private. If you would like to know though PM me and I'll give you location detail.

**Past Tense** · 08-22-13 11:23

Nice write-up but it would be usefull to be able to find the palce.

Originally Posted by Junkiexl101 [View Original Post]

I hit up an AMP today. So I called ahead of time to make an appointment and when I got there the mms opened the door and I asked for hhr which was. 4 so took me to a small room with doors and walls for privacy which was nice. When she got in I was buck naked on my stomach with a towel covering my booty. She just looked at it and took it off and started the massage which before hand she asked if I wanted medium or soft. I asked for med. The massage felt very nice with a lot of attention to the booty LOL. Probably cause I was sore from workouts the day before. So then came the flip and she looks at me and starts massaging so I started rubbing up on her legs and jimmy down there was wide awake to get some attention so we just stared at each other laughed and agreed on. 4 and I left satisfied.

Mms aka Provider rating. 6/10 (she was around late 30s or early 40s my guess but it's hard to tell what age and Asian woman is.)

Massage. 8/10 (there was use of oil which gave the massage a little bit of soothing heat which felt great on my sore back.)

Overall. 7/10 (I didn't intend on getting a HE but figured why not. I originally went to see if they have more to offer on their menu but it seems like rub and tug is as far as it goes. I will probably make another trip sometime down the future. Overall damage was. 8 for massage and HE.)

**Thor23** · 08-21-13 22:34

Has anyone visited cove spa in Lombard?

**Junkiexl101** · 08-21-13 22:10

I hit up an AMP today. So I called ahead of time to make an appointment and when I got there the mms opened the door and I asked for hhr which was. 4 so took me to a small room with doors and walls for privacy which was nice. When she got in I was buck naked on my stomach with a towel covering my booty. She just looked at it and took it off and started the massage which before hand she asked if I wanted medium or soft. I asked for med. The massage felt very nice with a lot of attention to the booty LOL. Probably cause I was sore from workouts the day before. So then came the flip and she looks at me and starts massaging so I started rubbing up on her legs and jimmy down there was wide awake to get some attention so we just stared at each other laughed and agreed on .4 and I left satisfied.

Mms aka Provider rating. 6/10 (she was around late 30s or early 40s my guess but it's hard to tell what age and Asian woman is.)

Massage. 8/10 (there was use of oil which gave the massage a little bit of soothing heat which felt great on my sore back.)

Overall. 7/10 (I didn't intend on getting a HE but figured why not. I originally went to see if they have more to offer on their menu but it seems like rub and tug is as far as it goes. I will probably make another trip sometime down the future. Overall damage was. 8 for massage and HE.)

**Junkiexl101** · 08-21-13 11:02

Originally Posted by RonBee123 [View Original Post]

Just moved to Chicago from ATL. AMPs there were pretty good. Lot's of good independent providers. I'm finding that it's pretty dry here in the Midwest. It's been stated several times by several different mongers that agencies are the way to go. Is that the general consensus? My plan is to hit up EROS first, I'll post my experience. Thanks for the info guys!

RB

First off I would like to welcome you to Chicago! I moved here from CA and the AMP experience is a lot milder if you will. Rarely do you receive FS at AMPs around the Chicago area. SW activity is extremely risky at the moment as well. There has been a lot of activity as far as LEO goes. Your best bet is probably going through BP or EROS. If you do happen to come across a walker / provider I would recommend getting her number. I don't know how the mongering life is out in ATL but out here in the Chi you always want to have a regular provider as good talent in my opinion is scarce. All in all have fun be safe and hope you enjoy what Chicago has to offer.

**Hoffman Oliver** · 08-20-13 21:43

Called and scheduled appt, was told to call from northwest side intersection and let in. Young hispanic girl led me to room and started. Should have gone with 30 mins, but I don't learn from my mistakes. Pretty weak massage, but wasn't expecting much. Was offered extras, settled on what I wanted. She took care of business, then cleaned me up. I was out in 30 mins. Probably wouldn't repeat. She wasn't worth going back. Said there is one other girl who works with her. PM for any specifics.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rk-24/10570755

**RonBee123** · 08-20-13 19:11

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

Why not skip the AMP and go to EROS and get an Asian apartment gal with great, private, unrushed FS for a buck and a half to two bucks?

I think they are the best value I have ever found! YMMV.

Daz.

Just moved to Chicago from ATL. AMPs there were pretty good. Lot's of good independent providers. I'm finding that it's pretty dry here in the Midwest. It's been stated several times by several different mongers that agencies are the way to go. Is that the general consensus? My plan is to hit up EROS first, I'll post my experience. Thanks for the info guys!

RB