Massage Parlor Reports

[Hoffman Oliver]

Called and scheduled appt, was told to call from northwest side intersection and let in. Young hispanic girl led me to room and started. Should have gone with 30 mins, but I don't learn from my mistakes. Pretty weak massage, but wasn't expecting much. Was offered extras, settled on what I wanted. She took care of business, then cleaned me up. I was out in 30 mins. Probably wouldn't repeat. She wasn't worth going back. Said there is one other girl who works with her. PM for any specifics.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rk-24/10570755

[RonBee123]

Why not skip the AMP and go to EROS and get an Asian apartment gal with great, private, unrushed FS for a buck and a half to two bucks?

I think they are the best value I have ever found! YMMV.

Daz.

Just moved to Chicago from ATL. AMPs there were pretty good. Lot's of good independent providers. I'm finding that it's pretty dry here in the Midwest. It's been stated several times by several different mongers that agencies are the way to go. Is that the general consensus? My plan is to hit up EROS first, I'll post my experience. Thanks for the info guys!

RB

[ElginMonk]

Found Angela from Alice's on Wentworth. Still great nips and tata's, she is now doing app's in an office building in the Northside, PM for digits.

[Rudykzooti]

Had an itch that needed scratching, so I tried a place I had seen advertising on BP as a Latin place for 50 an hour, figured I would TOFTT and check it out. I texted them for the address and went to a no sign storefront on Milwaukee ave near my fave Asian joint. Older Hispanic takes my cash, younger ok looking Mexican gal in her late 20's gives me a decent back massage, (not as good as a typical Asian place). We make small talk, and when she gets to my legs I let the towel go and she starts the lighter sensuous touch, then a quick flip and she says there is more but it's extra, asked for another .5 I said. 4, she went for that "because I was new". Her name started with an A, maybe Alexandria? She said she is there on Sat.

[DMichaels69]

Excellent! Way to stick to your guns on that extortion.

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

[Sal Minella]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

[Elgmonger]

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.

I go there very often, I was there today actually and I don't know who are you talking about, I've got 5 different ladies 2 fairly young and 3 older ladies, by young I mean late 20's I have and't seen that but then again did and't pay attention either, my experiences are some of them give good massages and yes there is no menu, I think the oldest lady that I got is the one that give the best massage, while my now regular one of the young ladies gives a good massage but I stuck with her cause IMO is the one that speaks better English and the one that I have the most fun too.

I don't think they are going to have a menu and eventually my monger side is going to stop me to keep going that often but in the mean while, I'm going to keep getting the good massages until I find a place at least like the ones in Bevildere, while there's not a menu either only the standard finish but at least you can have the MT naked.

[HjmLol]

Never paid 1. 6 for FS. 1.2 is probably standard not including door fee. It depends if she likes you. Treat her like a normal girl. I had a 8 on the AMP girl scale who would settle for. 8 or 1. 0 because she liked me. That included CBJ, all positions. 2 pops

I had a spot where this was my standard and I really enjoyed. Our uncle stopped by that said place and shut them down. Where are these places you are referring to? I am missing my personal days off. (PM is good)

[Casper27]

Have to agree if you've known Jessica and Lily long enough they'll finish you off. I know they have finished me off in the past.

If they treated you good then I wouldn't openly post it. They were recently shut down by our uncle because of it, its been about 2 weeks from what another person told me.

[Rodney1117]

This is supposed to be an educational, not an argumentative post. I'm referring to an AMP that has been discussed on this Board, not necessarily in favorable terms. It's a FS place, and we know how rare they are around here. (No, not that one! In case you are wondering, it's north of the Stevenson)

At any rate, this post is about names. I have come to realize that some MTs appear to name themselves by client. If you are a new client, her name is 'Ashley'. She'll be 'Barbie' for the next client, and 'Chanel' for the next. The reason they are doing this, I suspect, is to be able to identify their clients in case they are being reviewed on boards like this one. They will also remember your tipping history when you make an appointment to come back.

I may be off on this, but remember him: Philip K Dick: 'Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then. '

Sometimes, I'm a noob here, but definitely not as a monger. We know there those that watch us, print on us and arrest us. They can read too, as can the providers. Let's keep the post (s) as what they are intended good service, bad service and recommended dreams. I love this site and respect the seniors, so I would ask that we be diligent and responsible when posting. A great man said you should always act as if you're being watched. Be safe, be smart.

[DMichaels69]

I've been here twice. The first time I got a real nice lady, good massage and standard finish. The second time I got what you got. She left the door open a crack, then kept going in and out. I hate when they do that.

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.

[BabyBoy2013]

I've always liked the copper girls, and like you I always just go there for a great massage. I've known them long enough though that Jessica almost always finishes me off and even Lily lets me self service while providing a little support. Coco used to always do whatever I asked, no hint of upselling but they fired her.

The reason I'm writing is because I've had a few hot European masseuses there and I'd like to find them again. Legit or not. Have you been to that bodywise place? Is it all legit, or any chance with ella and anna? Is that the old Rose location?

Thanks, appreciate any info you can give. PM if you want

Have to agree if you've known Jessica and Lily long enough they'll finish you off. I know they have finished me off in the past.

[BabyBoy2013]

I've always liked the copper girls, and like you I always just go there for a great massage. I've known them long enough though that Jessica almost always finishes me off and even Lily lets me self service while providing a little support. Coco used to always do whatever I asked, no hint of upselling but they fired her.

The reason I'm writing is because I've had a few hot European masseuses there and I'd like to find them again. Legit or not. Have you been to that bodywise place? Is it all legit, or any chance with ella and anna? Is that the old Rose location?

Thanks, appreciate any info you can give. PM if you want

Hey totally agree with you if you've known jessica and lilly long enough they'll get you off. I know both have gotten me off in the past.

[Dangerously]

This is supposed to be an educational, not an argumentative post. I'm referring to an AMP that has been discussed on this Board, not necessarily in favorable terms. It's a FS place, and we know how rare they are around here. (No, not that one! In case you are wondering, it's north of the Stevenson)

At any rate, this post is about names. I have come to realize that some MTs appear to name themselves by client. If you are a new client, her name is 'Ashley'. She'll be 'Barbie' for the next client, and 'Chanel' for the next. The reason they are doing this, I suspect, is to be able to identify their clients in case they are being reviewed on boards like this one. They will also remember your tipping history when you make an appointment to come back.

I may be off on this, but remember him: Philip K Dick: 'Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then. '

[Chi City]

I totally agree, the times I've been to copper has been for just a good legit massage. I let it slide the first time I got karen because on the flip she bent my knees got on the table and was massaging the boys. When I got her again because she was the only one available, the massage was weak just some rubbing. The rest of the talent there isn't much better although they do try at least, the only good one left is the one that runs the place, jessica. All the others that gave great massages, Polish girl ella and the Ukrainian girl anna now are on ashland in some place called bodywise near the fire dept. Station.

I've always liked the copper girls, and like you I always just go there for a great massage. I've known them long enough though that Jessica almost always finishes me off and even Lily lets me self service while providing a little support. Coco used to always do whatever I asked, no hint of upselling but they fired her.

The reason I'm writing is because I've had a few hot European masseuses there and I'd like to find them again. Legit or not. Have you been to that bodywise place? Is it all legit, or any chance with ella and anna? Is that the old Rose location?

Thanks, appreciate any info you can give. PM if you want