Massage Parlor Reports

**Past Tense** · 08-22-13 11:23

Nice write-up but it would be usefull to be able to find the palce.

Originally Posted by Junkiexl101 [View Original Post]

I hit up an AMP today. So I called ahead of time to make an appointment and when I got there the mms opened the door and I asked for hhr which was. 4 so took me to a small room with doors and walls for privacy which was nice. When she got in I was buck naked on my stomach with a towel covering my booty. She just looked at it and took it off and started the massage which before hand she asked if I wanted medium or soft. I asked for med. The massage felt very nice with a lot of attention to the booty LOL. Probably cause I was sore from workouts the day before. So then came the flip and she looks at me and starts massaging so I started rubbing up on her legs and jimmy down there was wide awake to get some attention so we just stared at each other laughed and agreed on. 4 and I left satisfied.

Mms aka Provider rating. 6/10 (she was around late 30s or early 40s my guess but it's hard to tell what age and Asian woman is.)

Massage. 8/10 (there was use of oil which gave the massage a little bit of soothing heat which felt great on my sore back.)

Overall. 7/10 (I didn't intend on getting a HE but figured why not. I originally went to see if they have more to offer on their menu but it seems like rub and tug is as far as it goes. I will probably make another trip sometime down the future. Overall damage was. 8 for massage and HE.)

**Thor23** · 08-21-13 22:34

Has anyone visited cove spa in Lombard?

**Junkiexl101** · 08-21-13 22:10

I hit up an AMP today. So I called ahead of time to make an appointment and when I got there the mms opened the door and I asked for hhr which was. 4 so took me to a small room with doors and walls for privacy which was nice. When she got in I was buck naked on my stomach with a towel covering my booty. She just looked at it and took it off and started the massage which before hand she asked if I wanted medium or soft. I asked for med. The massage felt very nice with a lot of attention to the booty LOL. Probably cause I was sore from workouts the day before. So then came the flip and she looks at me and starts massaging so I started rubbing up on her legs and jimmy down there was wide awake to get some attention so we just stared at each other laughed and agreed on .4 and I left satisfied.

Mms aka Provider rating. 6/10 (she was around late 30s or early 40s my guess but it's hard to tell what age and Asian woman is.)

Massage. 8/10 (there was use of oil which gave the massage a little bit of soothing heat which felt great on my sore back.)

Overall. 7/10 (I didn't intend on getting a HE but figured why not. I originally went to see if they have more to offer on their menu but it seems like rub and tug is as far as it goes. I will probably make another trip sometime down the future. Overall damage was. 8 for massage and HE.)

**Junkiexl101** · 08-21-13 11:02

Originally Posted by RonBee123 [View Original Post]

Just moved to Chicago from ATL. AMPs there were pretty good. Lot's of good independent providers. I'm finding that it's pretty dry here in the Midwest. It's been stated several times by several different mongers that agencies are the way to go. Is that the general consensus? My plan is to hit up EROS first, I'll post my experience. Thanks for the info guys!

RB

First off I would like to welcome you to Chicago! I moved here from CA and the AMP experience is a lot milder if you will. Rarely do you receive FS at AMPs around the Chicago area. SW activity is extremely risky at the moment as well. There has been a lot of activity as far as LEO goes. Your best bet is probably going through BP or EROS. If you do happen to come across a walker / provider I would recommend getting her number. I don't know how the mongering life is out in ATL but out here in the Chi you always want to have a regular provider as good talent in my opinion is scarce. All in all have fun be safe and hope you enjoy what Chicago has to offer.

**Hoffman Oliver** · 08-20-13 21:43

Called and scheduled appt, was told to call from northwest side intersection and let in. Young hispanic girl led me to room and started. Should have gone with 30 mins, but I don't learn from my mistakes. Pretty weak massage, but wasn't expecting much. Was offered extras, settled on what I wanted. She took care of business, then cleaned me up. I was out in 30 mins. Probably wouldn't repeat. She wasn't worth going back. Said there is one other girl who works with her. PM for any specifics.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...rk-24/10570755

**RonBee123** · 08-20-13 19:11

Originally Posted by Dazhiba [View Original Post]

Why not skip the AMP and go to EROS and get an Asian apartment gal with great, private, unrushed FS for a buck and a half to two bucks?

I think they are the best value I have ever found! YMMV.

Daz.

Just moved to Chicago from ATL. AMPs there were pretty good. Lot's of good independent providers. I'm finding that it's pretty dry here in the Midwest. It's been stated several times by several different mongers that agencies are the way to go. Is that the general consensus? My plan is to hit up EROS first, I'll post my experience. Thanks for the info guys!

RB

**ElginMonk** · 08-19-13 16:48

Found Angela from Alice's on Wentworth. Still great nips and tata's, she is now doing app's in an office building in the Northside, PM for digits.

**Rudykzooti** · 08-18-13 19:48

Had an itch that needed scratching, so I tried a place I had seen advertising on BP as a Latin place for 50 an hour, figured I would TOFTT and check it out. I texted them for the address and went to a no sign storefront on Milwaukee ave near my fave Asian joint. Older Hispanic takes my cash, younger ok looking Mexican gal in her late 20's gives me a decent back massage, (not as good as a typical Asian place). We make small talk, and when she gets to my legs I let the towel go and she starts the lighter sensuous touch, then a quick flip and she says there is more but it's extra, asked for another .5 I said. 4, she went for that "because I was new". Her name started with an A, maybe Alexandria? She said she is there on Sat.

**DMichaels69** · 08-18-13 12:29

Excellent! Way to stick to your guns on that extortion.

Originally Posted by Sal Minella [View Original Post]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

**Sal Minella** · 08-18-13 12:18

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

**Elgmonger** · 08-17-13 23:53

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.

I go there very often, I was there today actually and I don't know who are you talking about, I've got 5 different ladies 2 fairly young and 3 older ladies, by young I mean late 20's I have and't seen that but then again did and't pay attention either, my experiences are some of them give good massages and yes there is no menu, I think the oldest lady that I got is the one that give the best massage, while my now regular one of the young ladies gives a good massage but I stuck with her cause IMO is the one that speaks better English and the one that I have the most fun too.

I don't think they are going to have a menu and eventually my monger side is going to stop me to keep going that often but in the mean while, I'm going to keep getting the good massages until I find a place at least like the ones in Bevildere, while there's not a menu either only the standard finish but at least you can have the MT naked.

**HjmLol** · 08-17-13 17:56

Originally Posted by Donny Devito [View Original Post]

Never paid 1. 6 for FS. 1.2 is probably standard not including door fee. It depends if she likes you. Treat her like a normal girl. I had a 8 on the AMP girl scale who would settle for. 8 or 1. 0 because she liked me. That included CBJ, all positions. 2 pops

I had a spot where this was my standard and I really enjoyed. Our uncle stopped by that said place and shut them down. Where are these places you are referring to? I am missing my personal days off. (PM is good)

**Casper27** · 08-17-13 15:39

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

Have to agree if you've known Jessica and Lily long enough they'll finish you off. I know they have finished me off in the past.

If they treated you good then I wouldn't openly post it. They were recently shut down by our uncle because of it, its been about 2 weeks from what another person told me.

**Rodney1117** · 08-17-13 08:46

Originally Posted by Dangerously [View Original Post]

This is supposed to be an educational, not an argumentative post. I'm referring to an AMP that has been discussed on this Board, not necessarily in favorable terms. It's a FS place, and we know how rare they are around here. (No, not that one! In case you are wondering, it's north of the Stevenson)

At any rate, this post is about names. I have come to realize that some MTs appear to name themselves by client. If you are a new client, her name is 'Ashley'. She'll be 'Barbie' for the next client, and 'Chanel' for the next. The reason they are doing this, I suspect, is to be able to identify their clients in case they are being reviewed on boards like this one. They will also remember your tipping history when you make an appointment to come back.

I may be off on this, but remember him: Philip K Dick: 'Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then. '

Sometimes, I'm a noob here, but definitely not as a monger. We know there those that watch us, print on us and arrest us. They can read too, as can the providers. Let's keep the post (s) as what they are intended good service, bad service and recommended dreams. I love this site and respect the seniors, so I would ask that we be diligent and responsible when posting. A great man said you should always act as if you're being watched. Be safe, be smart.

**DMichaels69** · 08-17-13 07:25

I've been here twice. The first time I got a real nice lady, good massage and standard finish. The second time I got what you got. She left the door open a crack, then kept going in and out. I hate when they do that.

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.