Massage Parlor Reports

**DMichaels69** · 08-18-13 12:29

Excellent! Way to stick to your guns on that extortion.

Originally Posted by Sal Minella [View Original Post]

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

**Sal Minella** · 08-18-13 12:18

Saw a new place on Archer Ave right where the old Acupuncture place used to be. It was called Foot Reflexology or something to that extent. I walked in greeted by disgusting looking mamasan. I try half hour for. 35 and of course mamasan is my masseuse. She kept cover on at all times and massage was terrible. For being so legit I atleast expect a good massage, but this place doesn't have it. Bad looks, bad massage, bad time. I walked right out the door and wento Xindy down the street. My therapist here was a chatty kathy and tried explaining to me that HE is now. 6 everywhere. After she finished her long speech on the price being. 6 everywhere I proudly let her know that she was full of shit, .6 is the price no where, and that with her dog shit attitude she will be getting no where. She settled for. 4 to finish.

**Elgmonger** · 08-17-13 23:53

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.

I go there very often, I was there today actually and I don't know who are you talking about, I've got 5 different ladies 2 fairly young and 3 older ladies, by young I mean late 20's I have and't seen that but then again did and't pay attention either, my experiences are some of them give good massages and yes there is no menu, I think the oldest lady that I got is the one that give the best massage, while my now regular one of the young ladies gives a good massage but I stuck with her cause IMO is the one that speaks better English and the one that I have the most fun too.

I don't think they are going to have a menu and eventually my monger side is going to stop me to keep going that often but in the mean while, I'm going to keep getting the good massages until I find a place at least like the ones in Bevildere, while there's not a menu either only the standard finish but at least you can have the MT naked.

**HjmLol** · 08-17-13 17:56

Originally Posted by Donny Devito [View Original Post]

Never paid 1. 6 for FS. 1.2 is probably standard not including door fee. It depends if she likes you. Treat her like a normal girl. I had a 8 on the AMP girl scale who would settle for. 8 or 1. 0 because she liked me. That included CBJ, all positions. 2 pops

I had a spot where this was my standard and I really enjoyed. Our uncle stopped by that said place and shut them down. Where are these places you are referring to? I am missing my personal days off. (PM is good)

**Casper27** · 08-17-13 15:39

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

Have to agree if you've known Jessica and Lily long enough they'll finish you off. I know they have finished me off in the past.

If they treated you good then I wouldn't openly post it. They were recently shut down by our uncle because of it, its been about 2 weeks from what another person told me.

**Rodney1117** · 08-17-13 08:46

Originally Posted by Dangerously [View Original Post]

This is supposed to be an educational, not an argumentative post. I'm referring to an AMP that has been discussed on this Board, not necessarily in favorable terms. It's a FS place, and we know how rare they are around here. (No, not that one! In case you are wondering, it's north of the Stevenson)

At any rate, this post is about names. I have come to realize that some MTs appear to name themselves by client. If you are a new client, her name is 'Ashley'. She'll be 'Barbie' for the next client, and 'Chanel' for the next. The reason they are doing this, I suspect, is to be able to identify their clients in case they are being reviewed on boards like this one. They will also remember your tipping history when you make an appointment to come back.

I may be off on this, but remember him: Philip K Dick: 'Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then. '

Sometimes, I'm a noob here, but definitely not as a monger. We know there those that watch us, print on us and arrest us. They can read too, as can the providers. Let's keep the post (s) as what they are intended good service, bad service and recommended dreams. I love this site and respect the seniors, so I would ask that we be diligent and responsible when posting. A great man said you should always act as if you're being watched. Be safe, be smart.

**DMichaels69** · 08-17-13 07:25

I've been here twice. The first time I got a real nice lady, good massage and standard finish. The second time I got what you got. She left the door open a crack, then kept going in and out. I hate when they do that.

Originally Posted by MoanyNaomi [View Original Post]

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.

**BabyBoy2013** · 08-17-13 03:52

Originally Posted by Chi City [View Original Post]

I've always liked the copper girls, and like you I always just go there for a great massage. I've known them long enough though that Jessica almost always finishes me off and even Lily lets me self service while providing a little support. Coco used to always do whatever I asked, no hint of upselling but they fired her.

The reason I'm writing is because I've had a few hot European masseuses there and I'd like to find them again. Legit or not. Have you been to that bodywise place? Is it all legit, or any chance with ella and anna? Is that the old Rose location?

Thanks, appreciate any info you can give. PM if you want

Have to agree if you've known Jessica and Lily long enough they'll finish you off. I know they have finished me off in the past.

**BabyBoy2013** · 08-17-13 03:40

Originally Posted by Chi City [View Original Post]

I've always liked the copper girls, and like you I always just go there for a great massage. I've known them long enough though that Jessica almost always finishes me off and even Lily lets me self service while providing a little support. Coco used to always do whatever I asked, no hint of upselling but they fired her.

The reason I'm writing is because I've had a few hot European masseuses there and I'd like to find them again. Legit or not. Have you been to that bodywise place? Is it all legit, or any chance with ella and anna? Is that the old Rose location?

Thanks, appreciate any info you can give. PM if you want

Hey totally agree with you if you've known jessica and lilly long enough they'll get you off. I know both have gotten me off in the past.

**Dangerously** · 08-16-13 21:12

This is supposed to be an educational, not an argumentative post. I'm referring to an AMP that has been discussed on this Board, not necessarily in favorable terms. It's a FS place, and we know how rare they are around here. (No, not that one! In case you are wondering, it's north of the Stevenson)

At any rate, this post is about names. I have come to realize that some MTs appear to name themselves by client. If you are a new client, her name is 'Ashley'. She'll be 'Barbie' for the next client, and 'Chanel' for the next. The reason they are doing this, I suspect, is to be able to identify their clients in case they are being reviewed on boards like this one. They will also remember your tipping history when you make an appointment to come back.

I may be off on this, but remember him: Philip K Dick: 'Strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then. '

**Chi City** · 08-16-13 19:57

Originally Posted by Casper27 [View Original Post]

I totally agree, the times I've been to copper has been for just a good legit massage. I let it slide the first time I got karen because on the flip she bent my knees got on the table and was massaging the boys. When I got her again because she was the only one available, the massage was weak just some rubbing. The rest of the talent there isn't much better although they do try at least, the only good one left is the one that runs the place, jessica. All the others that gave great massages, Polish girl ella and the Ukrainian girl anna now are on ashland in some place called bodywise near the fire dept. Station.

I've always liked the copper girls, and like you I always just go there for a great massage. I've known them long enough though that Jessica almost always finishes me off and even Lily lets me self service while providing a little support. Coco used to always do whatever I asked, no hint of upselling but they fired her.

The reason I'm writing is because I've had a few hot European masseuses there and I'd like to find them again. Legit or not. Have you been to that bodywise place? Is it all legit, or any chance with ella and anna? Is that the old Rose location?

Thanks, appreciate any info you can give. PM if you want

**MoanyNaomi** · 08-16-13 10:13

Went to spring massage in Schaumburg this week no appointment just walked in. Lady at the front desk led me to a room after taking my .75 for an h of Swedish and ts. Looks were a 4 slim girl late 20s and wearing a loose fitting silky shirt and rain boots. In very broken English asked to to get comfortable and exited the room. The massage was decent, probably would have been better if she didn't keep leaving the room every five minutes. After she asked me to do the 'ol flip and I thought the good stuff was about to begin she made some small talk and I noticed the terrible case of gingivitis on her big buck green teeth. With that said my raging apparatus quickly disappeared. No signs of any extras were in sight and quite frankly I don't know if I would have taken any unless I toftm closed my eyes forget what I saw in her mouth and took a HJ. Will not re visit.

**Audichicago** · 08-16-13 07:59

Originally Posted by Whiskey Priest [View Original Post]

BP girl. Looks smoking hot, but no reports from what I can tell. Has anyone seen her?

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First post. I can say you'll get what you expect here. I have heard there's a reasonable massage that rubs all the right places in the end. There are only a few mentions of this place in previous postings. She's a talker. Anything else?

**Jovi69** · 08-14-13 16:54

So I decided to visit Pine last night. I decided I would spend the extra $$ to get quality service as my last couple of encounters sucked. Just my luck, I drew the older lady which is the only time I've had a bad massage at this place.

This time was much the same, below avg massage. I left disappointed.

I set my expectations low when going elsewhere but expect the best when I go here.

Ugh.

**Elmwoood** · 08-13-13 14:11

Originally Posted by PussyPoker [View Original Post]

7 day spa in Itasca. Stopped by today. Mama opened the door before I could ring the bell. She showed me to a room and told me to wait 5 minutes. I stripped and laid on the table. 20 minutes later there is a knock on the door and this short 45-50 yr. Lady said 70 for 1 hour with ts and sauna. Pd the 70 and off to the ts. Worst ts I have ever had. After the ts into the sauna for a few minutes. Now back in the room I lay down and she starts to rub my feet then butt then feet again. Now she moves to the back and butt again. She is all over the place. She tap me on the shoulder and says flip. As I fill she strips off all of her cloths and ask if I have a cover. Well THANK GOD I did not. Then she something interesting." I told you that you need to bring a cover next time you come in." Now I have never seen her before. This is the first time at this spa. I said that I had forgotten and that I did not remember her name. She said Young. Now back to the action. So she climbs on the table with me and I start playing with her very saggy tits and pussy. She was kissing and sucking on my nipples so I placed my hand on her head and she seemed to know what to do. Soon she was between my les and sucking my balls and licking my shaft. She licked me until I came. I never entered her mouth. She got up got dressed got a hot towel and cleaned me off. I handed her a tip (40) and she was happy. I left with no water. 70 bucks and I can't get a fucking 25 cent bottle of water. *****. Anyway she said 1 other girl works there but was of today. (Saturday) bad day to give someone off.

Similar experiance with me. Been there twice had the two girls both kind of old and scarey. Will not return.