Streetwalker Reports

**KwalaBear** · 02-27-13 11:34

Originally Posted by MoeMonger [View Original Post]

You know you are a true monger when your car quits while out cruising.

About 15 years ago the positive battery cable that goes to the starter on an old gm car, burned up at 3am on me on the ave east of livernoise.

I walked to the gas station at lonyo and the ave, got a cable that was 2 feet too long, walked back to car and jacked it up and installed the cable and was back on the hoe road.

Now that was fun stuff.

If that ever happened to me on the Ave, I'd have to call AAA and monger on foot. Thankfully that's never happened.

My closest incident was about 10 years ago. I banged this BSW named Lanai at a friend's house, and on my way home my tire blew out on Glendale right before M10. Luckily it happened near a liquor store. I bought some beers ($25 worth) for a couple of bums who knew how to operate the jack and tire iron in my trunk, and install my spare. I can still remember how friggin happy they were just to get some beers.

To this day, I have no mechanic skills, just dollars and lust.

**Passenger** · 02-27-13 09:01

Originally Posted by Plumber2 [View Original Post]

I got a flat on my mountain bike at 6 / John R. It must have been slightly out of place looking to see a big white guy walking a $3000 carbon fiber mountain bike all the way up John R. I didn't even carry then.

Good thing that the denizens of that area had no idea that your bike was worth more than most of the cars in that area. On the other hand, the market to fence an item like that would be pretty small around there.

**SexxyJ2012** · 02-27-13 07:56

Originally Posted by Oneknot [View Original Post]

Stopped at the gas station on telegraph and six. Scooped Kim for some snowy fun. I've only had one other date with her, and it was a little lackluster. Tonight was totally different. She blew me deep and hard like a runaway jack hammer, and played with her kitty. During the fun. Switched to cfs and started to hit it sideways on the front seat, the switched to mish. She really started to get into it and was rocking her hips to let me get deeper, then she came, and I mean she came hard. Shaking and gushing. All in al a great short date! Oly bathing wads that's he had a serious shiner. I'm sure that she. Probably. Pissed someone off.

That's awesome to hear telegraph and six is still hopping, that used to be one of my favorite hunting areas when I lived in Michigan, just hearing about it makes me miss back home, LOL. I'm going to have to come back to the "the" this weekend to do some good old mongering it's been far too long, sounds like the uncle is much worse nowadays though.

**MoeMonger** · 02-27-13 02:10

Picked up kaleigh on the ave and took her to the notel.

This time I told her no candy before the date, that worked out great.

I had her slobber on my bone then I rammed it home for FS.

I need to upgrade the review on her BJ's to almost goddess status.

Had a great time and was in and out in about 70 minutes total.

Will repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, then do it one more time.

Picked up roxie on fort the next day, and went to the notel for FS.

Had a good time nothing special this time, just good.

Won't repeat for a while.

**MoeMonger** · 02-27-13 01:56

Originally Posted by TwoWheeler21 [View Original Post]

I cruised late Sunday night, the Ave, Fort, and Vernor. Ran into a bit of a vehicle problem on Vernor, and went in search of a tow truck number. At different gas stations along Vernor I got four numbers which all rang to voice mail. I ended up at the gas station at Woodemere and ran into Misty, a WSW. She made a couple of calls and got ahold of someone who got me mobile again, for much less than tow truck cost. I also learned it would be wise to have a couple of numbers of towing services in the strolls you frequent that are legitmately 24 hour operations and will be answered by a real person.

You know you are a true monger when your car quits while out cruising.

About 15 years ago the positive battery cable that goes to the starter on an old gm car, burned up at 3am on me on the ave east of livernoise.

I walked to the gas station at lonyo and the ave, got a cable that was 2 feet too long, walked back to car and jacked it up and installed the cable and was back on the hoe road.

Now that was fun stuff.

**Chuckles442** · 02-27-13 00:30

Originally Posted by Passenger [View Original Post]

You end your review with "stay safe". Follow your own advice. Do you think she lives in the burbs? She stays right around the corner from what I can tell. Don't step foot inside any of those "houses" around there. Unless of course, you want us to read about you on a local news website.

Phew. Sometimes I really don't have my thinking cap on. Thanks for setting me straight, I don't even know why I considered it.

**TakeAway2** · 02-27-13 00:24

Went looking for Rachel and wound up finding Emily near 6 and John R.

Emily is aWSW in her late 30's, about 5'4" 130 lbs. She has a nice set of see's, and a few tats on and above ass.

Our card date consisted of a BBBJCIM with FIV. Her skills are pretty awesome and had me nutting after 20 minutes of slow messaging with tongue and hand action.

Have digits

**KwalaBear** · 02-27-13 00:19

Originally Posted by LongDickDaddy [View Original Post]

Dam is them giner lips hanging down or a bad case of hemmeroids? Lord them hang down as low as my manhood!

LOL! Those are TT's big juicy labias, my friend. If you find any bigger than those, lets have a giner pic face off.

**Oneknot** · 02-26-13 20:57

Stopped at the gas station on telegraph and six. Scooped Kim for some snowy fun. I've only had one other date with her, and it was a little lackluster. Tonight was totally different. She blew me deep and hard like a runaway jack hammer, and played with her kitty. During the fun. Switched to cfs and started to hit it sideways on the front seat, the switched to mish. She really started to get into it and was rocking her hips to let me get deeper, then she came, and I mean she came hard. Shaking and gushing. All in al a great short date! Oly bathing wads that's he had a serious shiner. I'm sure that she. Probably. Pissed someone off.

**KwalaBear** · 02-26-13 20:54

Originally Posted by DarkKnight33 [View Original Post]

I was out this afternoon and had some time so I cruised fort and seen a younger WSW with black glasses, could not remember what was said on the board about her, but pulled up to talk to her and she had a lousy attitude, so I passed. I have to go back and RTFF about her.

Originally Posted by SAM4077 [View Original Post]

Was heading to the casino today on fort. Seen 2 out 1 WSW skinny maybe glasses was texting someone then started to stand aginst a building gave the wave. But not my type. With a red coat w a huge hood looked lost and stung out. Any 1 know her or her name skills etc.

I must apologize for an earlier error I made here. You guys have been asking about Melanie, and I mistook your descriptions for Tina. My bad! Melanie is the younger WSW spinner type wearing black glasses on Fort. She's well known however for wearing that big red coat with the big hood.

Just so you all know, I've seen this girl out on every trip I've made to Fort, and I saw her get scooped only once, by an older monger. From what I can tell, she will only give head in the ride. I'd love to hear a report on her myself.

I feel better now having cleared this up. Trying to get Tina off my mind anyway.

**KwalaBear** · 02-26-13 20:33

Originally Posted by SAM4077 [View Original Post]

Was heading to the casino today on fort. Seen 2 out 1 WSW skinny maybe glasses was texting someone then started to stand aginst a building gave the wave. But not my type. With a red coat w a huge hood looked lost and stung out. Any 1 know her or her name skills etc.

The glasses/"not your type" chick is Tina. Nice BBBJ. Don't try FS with her unless you like girls with skin infections on their backsides.

The red coat is Melanie. Never sampled her skills. Tried to scoop her for FS but she wouldn't go to my spot, so I cancelled her. She acts like she's mentally slow, or has a hearing problem. I can almost guarantee that she's not much fun. TOFTT if you must. I'm waiting for a report on her.

**SAM4077** · 02-26-13 19:37

Was heading to the casino today on fort. Seen 2 out 1 WSW skinny maybe glasses was texting someone then started to stand aginst a building gave the wave. But not my type. With a red coat w a huge hood looked lost and stung out. Any 1 know her or her name skills etc.

**Emilio Largo** · 02-26-13 18:58

Originally Posted by KwalaBear [View Original Post]

I love this girl. She's fast becoming yet another ATF of mine, so I expect to be seeing much more of her this year. Hopefully soon, I'll be snapping up some new girls for you fellow cooch hunters. Until then, here's some more of TT's luscious lower portions.

She's lost some weight since last time, but you could still see that hot bumper from outer space.

Enjoy

Wow! She's got some nice long meat flaps.

**LongDickDaddy** · 02-26-13 18:15

Originally Posted by KwalaBear [View Original Post]

I love this girl. She's fast becoming yet another ATF of mine, so I expect to be seeing much more of her this year. Hopefully soon, I'll be snapping up some new girls for you fellow cooch hunters. Until then, here's some more of TT's luscious lower portions.

She's lost some weight since last time, but you could still see that hot bumper from outer space.

Enjoy

Dam is them giner lips hanging down or a bad case of hemmeroids? Lord them hang down as low as my manhood!

**The Mad Humper** · 02-26-13 18:10

Originally Posted by The Mad Humper [View Original Post]

I was cruising around the other night and I spotted a slim female with long black hair standing around fort street and waterman. She (it) was walking toward livernois. I did a pick up and did a quick le check and didn't feel any tits. Thought maybe just small. No big deal. Got under some better light at a traffic light at livernois and fort. I noticed a morning shadow. I stopped at the gas station to make sure it wasn't just lights and shadows playing tricks on me. Nope, it was a dude cross dresser. Never tried to touch the penis area but between the lack of titties, morning shadow, and way (s)he speaks it a guy. I see her in the area now quite a bit. Be careful and make sure if you pick up any brunettes there isn't anyting tucked away. If it wasn't far the morning shadow I may have been fooled.

That car lot thing (male ho) has been around for some time now. I'm sure its fooled lots of guys by now. I made the above post in 2009 and that thing is still around. I can't believe it.