Massage Parlor Reports

**Gopher88** · 11-19-12 11:27

Originally Posted by Pna [View Original Post]

Yup, the same people that owned Elegant in CT also had #2 at 1520 N. Damen (since shut down) , and #3 at 4112 (which has apparently changed hands, pardon the pun). I've dreamt of a reasonably full menu at all 3. Didn't like some of the attitudes at #1, nor the upselling at #3, and #2 wasn't open very long, but I enjoyed my one visit.

I stopped by 4112 Cute Chinese chick buzzed me in. I couldn't stay had to get to a doctors appointment. Maybe today.

**BenBeck** · 11-19-12 10:51

I'm familiar with that saran wrap trick, and I have to say I have no idea if it's in any way effective for the purpose. To make matters worse, it's not even Saranatbut some off-brand plastic wrap. Jeez. Locks in the freshness.

Jeez

Originally Posted by DirtySecrets11 [View Original Post]

I went there a couple times back when it first opened. To be honest, I'm surprised it's stayed open this long. As anything in Orland with extras is quick to be shut down.

Anyway, first time I went pd $.7 door fee which included a nice table shower. I can't remember the woman's name who gave me the massage as this was close to a year ago, but she had tight black pants (think yoga pants & a tight athletic top) She looked early forties, but she looked great in her sporty outfit. Massage was decent, good convo as she spoke good English. We get to the flip (I had already made a little contact by now rubbing her legs & complimenting her) We agree on FS for $1. 0 she comes back with saran wrap (LOL) procedes to give me some great head sans saran wrap and then we proceed to the duty. It was my first time ever using saran wrap. Strange, kinda hot in a weird way, but I guess it worked. She did have a little (kids) belly on her once the clothes came off which was a little bit of a turn off and she was really sweaty. But all in all (considering there's no doors only curtains & open ceilings between rooms) it was a hot time.

I went back a week later saw her again. A quick BBBJCIM (spit) on the table shower which was hot! (& then round two in the massage room I was prepared this visit). Better than average effort. She was like a 7 on the AMP / A APT scale I'd say.

A week later I called to see how busy they were and if she was free and found out she left. I stopped by to meet the new girl. She was short, fat and tried to promise me "you leave happy" when I turned to leave.

I have stopped by about 5 times over the past year as its not too far for me. But never seen a girl that I would rate over 4 and they all look 50+. I've never stayed for the massage, etc.

I'd say look elsewhere. Pine Tree & Crystal are better bang for your buck if your an AMP hunter.

QUESTION: anyone tried that KT Massage out on 159th & Wolf in Orland? I know there was some mention about it here on the boards when it first opened nothing ever mentioned about extras to be had.

I stopped in once and the Mamasan asked if I had an appointment (this was at 8pm on a Friday. They were open til 10pm) I can't imagine they're legit. The front windows are all covered with ads and inside its dim lighted with blue rope lights.

Anyone have some 411?

**Magooski** · 11-19-12 10:33

Originally Posted by ChezBone [View Original Post]

KT is completely legit; no extras to be had there.

I wasted three trips. Strike three. They're out! I have some older posts about them.

**Pna** · 11-19-12 09:41

Yup, the same people that owned Elegant in CT also had #2 at 1520 N. Damen (since shut down) , and #3 at 4112 (which has apparently changed hands, pardon the pun). I've dreamt of a reasonably full menu at all 3. Didn't like some of the attitudes at #1, nor the upselling at #3, and #2 wasn't open very long, but I enjoyed my one visit.

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

The only Elegant I ever new about was 26th and Canel. Was there more?

**ChezBone** · 11-19-12 08:33

KT is completely legit; no extras to be had there.

Originally Posted by DirtySecrets11 [View Original Post]

I went there a couple times back when it first opened. To be honest, I'm surprised it's stayed open this long. As anything in Orland with extras is quick to be shut down.

Anyway, first time I went pd $.7 door fee which included a nice table shower. I can't remember the woman's name who gave me the massage as this was close to a year ago, but she had tight black pants (think yoga pants & a tight athletic top) She looked early forties, but she looked great in her sporty outfit. Massage was decent, good convo as she spoke good English. We get to the flip (I had already made a little contact by now rubbing her legs & complimenting her) We agree on FS for $1. 0 she comes back with saran wrap (LOL) procedes to give me some great head sans saran wrap and then we proceed to the duty. It was my first time ever using saran wrap. Strange, kinda hot in a weird way, but I guess it worked. She did have a little (kids) belly on her once the clothes came off which was a little bit of a turn off and she was really sweaty. But all in all (considering there's no doors only curtains & open ceilings between rooms) it was a hot time.

I went back a week later saw her again. A quick BBBJCIM (spit) on the table shower which was hot! (& then round two in the massage room I was prepared this visit). Better than average effort. She was like a 7 on the AMP / A APT scale I'd say.

A week later I called to see how busy they were and if she was free and found out she left. I stopped by to meet the new girl. She was short, fat and tried to promise me "you leave happy" when I turned to leave.

I have stopped by about 5 times over the past year as its not too far for me. But never seen a girl that I would rate over 4 and they all look 50+. I've never stayed for the massage, etc.

I'd say look elsewhere. Pine Tree & Crystal are better bang for your buck if your an AMP hunter.

QUESTION: anyone tried that KT Massage out on 159th & Wolf in Orland? I know there was some mention about it here on the boards when it first opened nothing ever mentioned about extras to be had.

I stopped in once and the Mamasan asked if I had an appointment (this was at 8pm on a Friday. They were open til 10pm) I can't imagine they're legit. The front windows are all covered with ads and inside its dim lighted with blue rope lights.

Anyone have some 411?

**DirtySecrets11** · 11-18-12 20:01

Originally Posted by ChezBone [View Original Post]

Stopped at Q Spa in Orland last night. Massage weak, short on time and finish mechanical. Too expensive for the experience. Will not repeat unless I read different reviews.

I went there a couple times back when it first opened. To be honest, I'm surprised it's stayed open this long. As anything in Orland with extras is quick to be shut down.

Anyway, first time I went pd $.7 door fee which included a nice table shower. I can't remember the woman's name who gave me the massage as this was close to a year ago, but she had tight black pants (think yoga pants & a tight athletic top) She looked early forties, but she looked great in her sporty outfit. Massage was decent, good convo as she spoke good English. We get to the flip (I had already made a little contact by now rubbing her legs & complimenting her) We agree on FS for $1. 0 she comes back with saran wrap (LOL) procedes to give me some great head sans saran wrap and then we proceed to the duty. It was my first time ever using saran wrap. Strange, kinda hot in a weird way, but I guess it worked. She did have a little (kids) belly on her once the clothes came off which was a little bit of a turn off and she was really sweaty. But all in all (considering there's no doors only curtains & open ceilings between rooms) it was a hot time.

I went back a week later saw her again. A quick BBBJCIM (spit) on the table shower which was hot! (& then round two in the massage room I was prepared this visit). Better than average effort. She was like a 7 on the AMP / A APT scale I'd say.

A week later I called to see how busy they were and if she was free and found out she left. I stopped by to meet the new girl. She was short, fat and tried to promise me "you leave happy" when I turned to leave.

I have stopped by about 5 times over the past year as its not too far for me. But never seen a girl that I would rate over 4 and they all look 50+. I've never stayed for the massage, etc.

I'd say look elsewhere. Pine Tree & Crystal are better bang for your buck if your an AMP hunter.

QUESTION: anyone tried that KT Massage out on 159th & Wolf in Orland? I know there was some mention about it here on the boards when it first opened nothing ever mentioned about extras to be had.

I stopped in once and the Mamasan asked if I had an appointment (this was at 8pm on a Friday. They were open til 10pm) I can't imagine they're legit. The front windows are all covered with ads and inside its dim lighted with blue rope lights.

Anyone have some 411?

**Gopher88** · 11-18-12 19:16

Originally Posted by Pna [View Original Post]

That's the old Elegant #3, ain't it?

The only Elegant I ever new about was 26th and Canel. Was there more?

**Pna** · 11-18-12 09:52

That's the old Elegant #3, ain't it?

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I remenbered. 4112 On my way back from a lead that one of the other members gave me. I was on back to the south side.

Someone had posted and said that it was Acupuncture place so he pasted on it. It is not Acupuncture, It's Acupressure,

Acupressure means pressure points in the body. So it is part of the Massage."As far as I know that is what it means"

I stopped It's in new spa. Nice Pretty Chinese lady from Beijing, buzzed me in. Her named was Mey I asked her Mei said no Mey. Not much English. I may stop by next week. If anyone has been there let us know. 60 Door fee.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/3412120262.html

**Gopher88** · 11-17-12 10:46

I remenbered. 4112 On my way back from a lead that one of the other members gave me. I was on back to the south side.
Someone had posted and said that it was Acupuncture place so he pasted on it. It is not Acupuncture, It's Acupressure,
Acupressure means pressure points in the body. So it is part of the Massage. "As far as I know that is what it means"
I stopped It's in new spa. Nice Pretty Chinese lady from Beijing, buzzed me in. Her named was Mey I asked her Mei said no Mey. Not much English. I may stop by next week. If anyone has been there let us know. 60 Door fee.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/3412120262.html

**Gopher88** · 11-17-12 10:22

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

Hey, I like that, the NML!

National Monger League.

**Babycash** · 11-17-12 07:43

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...ls-21/13820923

**Magooski** · 11-16-12 23:40

Originally Posted by ChiHappiness [View Original Post]

But I want you to know Gooski that our love is for entertainment purposes only and not meant to be a reflection of actual events. It also cannot be edited, copied, or reshown without the expressed written consent of the National Monger League.

Hey, I like that, the NML!

**ChiHappiness** · 11-16-12 21:11

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

We all love you Gooski,

But I want you to know Gooski that our love is for entertainment purposes only and not meant to be a reflection of actual events. It also cannot be edited, copied, or reshown without the expressed written consent of the National Monger League.

**Gopher88** · 11-16-12 10:28

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

I don't know, I did mine just to be a smart ass!

We all love you Gooski,

**Rabble** · 11-16-12 10:23

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

A good review has to have at least three parts.

1. Looks.

2. Service.

3. PRICE.

If a chick gives good service and is beautiful, does she charge $160 / hr or $1, 600 / hr. Makes a huge difference.

Okay, all together now. Say it with me."Looks, Service, Price."

You rock.

This should be pre-formatted when someone submits a review.