Massage Parlor Reports

**Magooski** · 11-15-12 22:59

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

I have no idea why any of you think this kind of silly post covers you from any legal issues. And I have no idea why anyone thinks an internet post will be used to convict them of anything. Stop being so paranoid.

I don't know, I did mine just to be a smart ass!

**ChezBone** · 11-15-12 13:43

Stopped at Q Spa in Orland last night. Massage weak, short on time and finish mechanical. Too expensive for the experience. Will not repeat unless I read different reviews.

**Eddinger** · 11-15-12 12:13

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor. I thought I had posted this a long time age. I guess not.

I have no idea why any of you think this kind of silly post covers you from any legal issues. And I have no idea why anyone thinks an internet post will be used to convict them of anything. Stop being so paranoid.

**Datsurman** · 11-15-12 05:05

Excellent review. Ima hafta check her out. Sounds like that chick has some serious skills!

Originally Posted by TheXtraTickle [View Original Post]

1. She has sexy fit tight body. Tits are B's. Her face is eh. But everything else makes up for it.

2. Service was great. It was probably the closet thing to a legitimate massage you get at a fancy spa. Worked the back, shoulders, arms, legs and feet. Got out most of my knots. She did this thing while I was on my stomach were she oil up my her hands and started massaging the the balls and taint WHILE massaging my neck at the same time. I could have finished right there. On the flip she took off her panties and bra. Roaming on the ass and let me squeeze her nipple hard. She even let me suck on her titties while she finished me off with her hand. YMMV.

3. $150 for the hour. Well worth it. Didn't ask for extras.

**Magooski** · 11-14-12 21:48

Originally Posted by MrTisBad [View Original Post]

Had Pink.

Thought she was a bit old. Soft hands and nice but time was a bit short.

That is a regular thing they have going on there. Suki was the only one who never shorted me on time. But I hear she is gone.

**Dazhiba** · 11-14-12 18:49

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor. I thought I had posted this a long time age. I guess not.

Hey that goes for all of us! LOL!

**Humpfree** · 11-13-12 13:29

I am submitting my official membership disclaimer. The disclaimer applies to all membership post: past, current and future. I hereby officially state that all my post are for entertainment purposes only. Events of post may or may not be true. Use and assess post with your own discretion. I do not and have never engaged in any illegal activities whether being major or minor. I thought I had posted this a long time age. I guess not.

**Humpfree** · 11-13-12 13:27

Originally Posted by MrTisBad [View Original Post]

Had Pink.

Thought she was a bit old. Soft hands and nice but time was a bit short.

Things use to be a lot different there. Back then things were much better. Then they got so popular on the Internet. Now there so busy, And making so much, there always in a rush, To get the customer that comes throw the door.

Only my opinion

**BigDog16** · 11-13-12 13:11

Originally Posted by Gotmilf [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-e-24/12915785

Any feedback on this one?

Waste of time and $.

**Gopher88** · 11-13-12 12:58

Originally Posted by Head First [View Original Post]

I saw her a couple times back in the Spring. It's not a true pic but what I found when I got there was much better. Very cute, brunette. 25ish, petite. 5'2, maybe 110 with some perky bcups. Said she was a nursing student doing this to pay for school. Massage was ok, she definitely has some training. After 15 mins she had me flip and didn't cover me up. After a little teasing she could see that I was excited so she offered a HJ for $40 I think and topless for $20 more. I went for the topless and after some oil was applied, I left her a DNA sample. She did let me play with her top but that was it. Went back a second time to see if more was available but had to settle for another HJ. Her set up is in a nice high rise near Depaul. Typical buzz in with no problems coming or going. I got the vibe that more may be on the menu but only after a few more appt's which I didn't have the patience for.

Thanks for the info, R maybe I should say thanks for the Heads Up.)

**Member #4233** · 11-13-12 11:39

Originally Posted by Gotmilf [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-e-24/12915785

Any feedback on this one?

Jackshack. I called and given directions to the infamous.

**GotMilf** · 11-13-12 08:37

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...-e-24/12915785

Any feedback on this one?

**GotMilf** · 11-13-12 05:06

New to the site. Just wondering if anyone has had her services before. It's been a couple years but I remember that she was very professional and very talented. 2 bills for the hour. Lots of ass play and let me come on her tits. Oh well, let me know if anyones seen her lately.

**TheXtraTickle** · 11-12-12 20:29

1. She has sexy fit tight body. Tits are B's. Her face is eh. But everything else makes up for it.

2. Service was great. It was probably the closet thing to a legitimate massage you get at a fancy spa. Worked the back, shoulders, arms, legs and feet. Got out most of my knots. She did this thing while I was on my stomach were she oil up my her hands and started massaging the the balls and taint WHILE massaging my neck at the same time. I could have finished right there. On the flip she took off her panties and bra. Roaming on the ass and let me squeeze her nipple hard. She even let me suck on her titties while she finished me off with her hand. YMMV.

3. $150 for the hour. Well worth it. Didn't ask for extras.

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

A good review has to have at least three parts.

1. Looks.

2. Service.

3. PRICE.

If a chick gives good service and is beautiful, does she charge $160 / hr or $1, 600 / hr. Makes a huge difference.

Okay, all together now. Say it with me."Looks, Service, Price."

**OPIllini** · 11-12-12 19:08

I've heard rumors that City Massage on 31st is reopen. Can anyone confirm this? If so, has the service level improved, stayed the same, or gone downhill? I enjoyed my visit there last December and was looking forward to another visit until it closed in March. PM me (Seniors only please) if you have any info