Massage Parlor Reports

**Elpatron** · 11-10-12 17:44

She's from chekoslovakia tall skinney about 42 she know how to do massage but has no pressure to old for me.

Originally Posted by Corndog #2 [View Original Post]

Valerie Miranda.

Yeah, I used to date her mother, Carmen.

Mother used to really know how to work a banana.

Valerie. Geesh.

**ChezBone** · 11-10-12 17:10

In Worth, Sparadise closed about a year ago. The place has been for rent ever since.

Originally Posted by Humpfree [View Original Post]

First I hear that you can't reopen a Spa that has had there (License Revoked )? XXX would know?

I have two lady's looking to open a New place in Chicago. With out spending a ton of money.

Putting up new wall's pluming, Maybe a old spa? I see someone opened up a old office.

Looks like maybe a old law office. All they did was give it a paint job. PM me if you know of anything.

**Corndog #2** · 11-10-12 13:36

Valerie Miranda.

Yeah, I used to date her mother, Carmen.

Mother used to really know how to work a banana.

Valerie. Geesh.

Originally Posted by TheXtraTickle [View Original Post]

Dreamt about Valerie Miranda this week.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nda-33/7997752

All the reviews are pretty much true. Sweet girl. Great body. Very good massage, obviously has training. Probably the best overall experience I've had. Great value too.

**Casper27** · 11-10-12 10:58

Originally Posted by Datsurman [View Original Post]

A good review has to have at least three parts.

1. Looks.

2. Service.

3. PRICE.

If a chick gives good service and is beautiful, does she charge $160 / hr or $1, 600 / hr. Makes a huge difference.

Okay, all together now. Say it with me."Looks, Service, Price."

Amen my monger brother.

By the way what was the rate for the massage. Besides getting the occasional he I'm also looking for someone who knows what they are doing for the times I have some aches or am just looking to relax if they have skills it would not matter if the session doesn't end with a he.

S

**Humpfree** · 11-10-12 10:47

First I hear that you can't reopen a Spa that has had there (License Revoked )? XXX would know?

I have two lady's looking to open a New place in Chicago. With out spending a ton of money.

Putting up new wall's pluming, Maybe a old spa? I see someone opened up a old office.

Looks like maybe a old law office. All they did was give it a paint job. PM me if you know of anything.

**Eddinger** · 11-10-12 09:55

Originally Posted by Biscuit123 [View Original Post]

Saw ad for $.7 for hour. Is that FS. And what about tip.

Prob not FS. Others are right. Yumi did everything except FS, but would camel slide you till you cam. Sinclair would camelslide you too and sometimes you might slip in but it was just an accident. Pam would give you a great BJ and let you finish all over her tits. But I've never had FS with any of those girls, and after Yumi and Pam left I quit going.

**Datsurman** · 11-10-12 05:00

A good review has to have at least three parts.

1. Looks.

2. Service.

3. PRICE.

If a chick gives good service and is beautiful, does she charge $160 / hr or $1, 600 / hr. Makes a huge difference.

Okay, all together now. Say it with me."Looks, Service, Price."

Originally Posted by TheXtraTickle [View Original Post]

Dreamt about Valerie Miranda this week.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nda-33/7997752

All the reviews are pretty much true. Sweet girl. Great body. Very good massage, obviously has training. Probably the best overall experience I've had. Great value too.

**TheXtraTickle** · 11-09-12 23:01

Dreamt about Valerie Miranda this week.

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...nda-33/7997752

All the reviews are pretty much true. Sweet girl. Great body. Very good massage, obviously has training. Probably the best overall experience I've had. Great value too.

**Humpfree** · 11-09-12 22:40

Someone had a good time today. I was leaving 3200 S. Lawndale today around 12:45 are so.

He was just coming in the door. You on USA?

**Humpfree** · 11-09-12 22:33

Originally Posted by LongIron [View Original Post]

That's the one Gopher! When I left there was a guy waiting in his car parked next to me, I offered him my parking ticket and asked if he was mongering (I wanted to warn him of no extras). He said no, he was leaving and drove away.

Stopped there first day open they were still painting. Last year I would say. Very pretty girl. No extras back then.

**LongIron** · 11-09-12 12:28

That's the one Gopher! When I left there was a guy waiting in his car parked next to me, I offered him my parking ticket and asked if he was mongering (I wanted to warn him of no extras). He said no, he was leaving and drove away.

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Was this place like west of Wentworth a half a block R so? North side of the street? Maybe like 238 22en Street 2en floor.

**Member202** · 11-09-12 10:34

Anyone know where this place moved to or if they are posting with a different ad? I know of the girls moved out of state but wondering if they've closed shop for good.

Would appreciate any info and pm's are fine.

**ChezBone** · 11-09-12 07:30

Gopher, you've got the place right.

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Was this place like west of Wentworth a half a block R so? North side of the street? Maybe like 238 22en Street 2en floor.

**Gopher88** · 11-08-12 22:23

Originally Posted by LongIron [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

Long time reader, first time poster. First and foremost, thank you to all the senior members who provide feedback for us mongers. I just got into the hobby and am loving it so far. For my first post I'd like to share with you Yumi:

http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs...wn-25/13699765

The pictures are semi-accurate. She looks more like the girl on the bottom of the page except 15 years older. The place is on the second floor of a building right on Cermak, so plenty of parking and atmosphere to look inconspicuous as you walk in. Contrary to the post. She did not pay for my parking.

She was the only girl there, I opted for the hour for $65. I left myself uncovered but as soon as she came back in she covered me up and started working on me. The massage was very good, she has clearly had some training (I went to massage school myself and see a huge difference between a massage and a rub). She even included some body mobilization techniques and stretching. During the massage I rubbed her legs and chatted with her about other experiences at other spas and she was very receptive. However, on the flip she left me covered and continued working, didn't even go by the boys.

Halfway through, she also answered her phone for what sounded like a fellow monger. At the end of the massage she said "ok finish!" and gave me a water. I asked for more massage. And she said "No. Finish." She then walked out and let me get dressed, I gave her a $5 tip and left unhappy. I had to head to work so I spent my shift unhappy and hoping to redeem myself elsewhere. Maybe I'll head to Gunnison tomorrow, I always leave happy there.

If extras are to be had. They did not happen for me.

All in all:

Looks. 5/10.

Technique. 8/10.

Service 5/10.

Extras 0/10.

I look forward to sharing more stories with you guys, thank you for starting me on the right path.

Happy Hunting!

Was this place like west of Wentworth a half a block R so? North side of the street? Maybe like 238 22en Street 2en floor.

**BigDog16** · 11-08-12 13:51

Originally Posted by Biscuit123 [View Original Post]

Saw ad for $.7 for hour. Is that FS. And what about tip.

The only two that would come close to FS was Yumi and Sinclair and they both seem to be gone. They used to be $120 and you would tip about $50 or $60 for a great time. Now, it looks like they just upped the price to $170. Not sure if anything needs to be paid on top of that. Not sure I want to find out with the current lineup. I'm unenthusiastic.