Escort Reports

[Coochie Eater]

I told you guys 2 years ago, watch out for fakes. I reported that from wisconsin to texas, the same girl posted her ad and the same message and pictures. She may be houdini but she can't be in 5 states at the same time. If you don't beleive me after going to craigs or backpage just check out other states and see if they are listed there. Suprise. The octopus lady is multitasking.

My god! Someone using FAKE PICS on an escort ad? Call the Better Business Bureau or Dunn & Bradstreet and get that wh0re's rating downgraded.

Get the Tineye or Google plug-in. If you can't figure that one out, stop mongering. When you see pics you like, just click on them, and VOILA! A little dialog box jumps up that says "Yep, there's 300 sites with these pics on them" or "Zero other sites." If you get zero, then you know the woman is posting her own pics, or at least has doctored the pics enough to fool Tineye and Google.

Regardless, you call the b1tch up and in your conversation with her, you ask "Are your pics real? " She of course says "YES!" You say,"I'm coming to see you, but if the pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. " She'll then give you some bullshit like "Oh, the pics are me, but their old." or "Yeah, they're me, but I had my hair different." or "The pics are of my sister, but she looks like me."

REMEMBER. The pics could be of her, but if they're 10 years old and 3 babies ago, she aint going to look the same. So again you say,"Whatever, but if these pics aren't accurate, I'm walking. "

Keep in mind that a wh0re knows that when your little head gets in control, your big head might as well be in Little Knife, or Lizard Lick or at home watching TV. So you go to the door with NO MONEY! That's right. NONE! Everything is in the trunk of your car. EVERY FUCKING PENNY.

One of three things will happen:

1. The pics are accurate and she looks great: "Just a sec, I'll be right back! "

2. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks great anyway: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

3. The pics aren't accurate, but she looks less than great. Anywhere from not-what-you-expected To Fuck-she-looks-like-my-grandmother-with-her-teeth-out: "Just a sec, I'll be right back. "

If number 3. Occurs, this gives you a chance to walk to your car and do some thinking. Maybe you like fucking your granny, so you get your shit and dive back in. Maybe the fact that she posted fake pics pisses you off, and you jump in your car and take off. You were expecting Cindy Crawford, and this b1tch looks like Angelina Jolie. Fuck that. At least you have time to reconsider. At any rate, no hooker is going to do the deed, then let you leave for cash, so you always have time to let the horniness factor pass.

So stop being pissy about fake pics. Be pissy about something you can control, like this summer's drought or the economy in Greece. It's just like the chat lines. Man, on the phone they all say they look like Beyonce. You get there and Precious answers the door. Learn to deal with it.

[Sky Flyer]

Mercades is still posting on Madison Backpage. Did she decide to stick around?

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/21/5554068

[Gloo 01]

I told you guys 2 years ago, watch out for fakes. I reported that from wisconsin to texas, the same girl posted her ad and the same message and pictures. She may be houdini but she can't be in 5 states at the same time. If you don't beleive me after going to craigs or backpage just check out other states and see if they are listed there. Suprise. The octopus lady is multitasking.

[Howard5354]

Gabby.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/5-star-hot-part-time-model-ready-to-play-new-and-hot-limited-time-in-town-26/6566728

The real girl is Jessica Marie

http://h8torade.com/2010/07/29/rando...jessica-marie/

http://h8torade.com/2010/07/29/rando...jessica-marie/

[Howard5354]

How do you know they are fakes?

This is how I know!

Here is your girl on the Don Chavez web site:

http://donchavez.com/blog/2009/12/08...-dress-dumper/

Here is your girl as Valerie:

http://www.**************.com/escort...k-latin-female

Here is your girl as Candy in Texas.

http://www.**************.com/escort...k-white-female

Makayla in North Carolina.

http://www.**************.com/escort...h-white-female

Kendra in Kentucky.

http://www.**************.com/escort...h-white-female

The booty has 37 hits!

[Andy54]

Those are fakes.

How do you know they are fakes?

[Howard5354]

Much appreciated for any feedback you be able to provide.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...w-o-20/6543741

Those are fakes.

[Andy54]

Man, you need to let that ripoff go. It happens in this hobby and I would suggest just learn from it and it should be less likely to happen again in the future.

Why would I let it go? She has promised me a freebie to make up for what her sister did. Not only for me, but to clear her name. Pretty honorable thing to do don't you think? That should show that she is trustworthy. It is her sister that is the crook. I don't want to recommend anyone because apparently I am not the best judge of character.

[Torque6969]

I am not going to recommend Isabelle, nor am I going to say stay away. I don't feel it would be right to recommend anyone until I get things cleared up with Magic (or her sister) that I had recommended to me on this forum. I don't feel like I can recommend a girl based on my experiences with her when I am still working on clearing up my most recent ripoff. All I can say is that she is very pretty and sexy, and she has a very nice personality. I can also say that she is not the girl in the pictures. She admitted it to me, but said she was not going to use her own pictures because she doesn't want family and friends to see them. I recommended that she just use body shots, but she doesn't want to risk it. I don't know why she advertises "new pictures" when they are the same bogus pictures. I think she did a pretty good job of finding someone that looks a lot like her though. She was using her friends apartment when I saw her, and I would not go back there, partially because of the neighborhood, and partially because of the messy room and bed that we used.

Man, you need to let that ripoff go. It happens in this hobby and I would suggest just learn from it and it should be less likely to happen again in the future.

[Sunsolaris]

Much appreciated for any feedback you be able to provide.

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...w-o-20/6543741

[Andy54]

I agree, but at least we know she is real. I don't know why the other guys said she wasn't. They didn't say why they thought she was fake. They just said she was fake. Not very helpful without giving a reason!

I am not going to recommend Isabelle, nor am I going to say stay away. I don't feel it would be right to recommend anyone until I get things cleared up with Magic (or her sister) that I had recommended to me on this forum. I don't feel like I can recommend a girl based on my experiences with her when I am still working on clearing up my most recent ripoff. All I can say is that she is very pretty and sexy, and she has a very nice personality. I can also say that she is not the girl in the pictures. She admitted it to me, but said she was not going to use her own pictures because she doesn't want family and friends to see them. I recommended that she just use body shots, but she doesn't want to risk it. I don't know why she advertises "new pictures" when they are the same bogus pictures. I think she did a pretty good job of finding someone that looks a lot like her though. She was using her friends apartment when I saw her, and I would not go back there, partially because of the neighborhood, and partially because of the messy room and bed that we used.

[Howard5354]

Helalak- Did you have fun and would you see her again?

[ul]

Your comment (I finally decided to see isabelle, even though nobody seemed to know her, except for a couple of members that either said that she wouldn't be there (apparently meaning that the pictures were fake) , and a member that guaranteed that she will not be waiting for me. I am not 100 percent sure that the pictures are her. I think they are real, but she is much prettier and has a better body than the pictures show.)

I repeat what I wrote that the girl in the pic would not be the one opening the door. You saw someone but not the girl in the ad.

There are two reviews of Isabella on TER.

The pics on her ad are from a Vegas escort.

http://www.myproviderguide.com/escor...m/4408619.html

From Erotic Review:
I had seen Isabelle's ad and a decent review here in TER. I gave her a call. She is ok looking in the face, but not the girl in the pics. Body is a major disappointment. Definitely not a repeater. There is a lot better caliber of women available in Madison. I won't be back.

Here is a Latina in Chicago with the same number:
http://www.myproviderguide.com/escorts/chicago/free-posts/w4m/3946952_smokin-hot-latina.html

Here is another Chicago girl with the same number:
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-brunette-looking-to-show-you-a-good-time-20/9297296

Here is another girl with the same number:
http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-o-sweet-oo-dreamy-oo-treato-available-now-22/6198578

[Jack0505]

I wasn't sure if Isabelle was real or not, but it sounds like she is better than the photos show. Can you give more details? What was the donation?

[Sky Flyer]

Helalak- Did you have fun and would you see her again?

I finally decided to see isabelle, even though nobody seemed to know her, except for a couple of members that either said that she wouldn't be there (apparently meaning that the pictures were fake) , and a member that guaranteed that she will not be waiting for me. I am not 100 percent sure that the pictures are her. I think they are real, but she is much prettier and has a better body than the pictures show.

[Permanent Wood]

http://madison.backpage.com/FemaleEs...als-22/5202397

Kudos to Heialak for reporting on Isabelle. She's attractive, Caucasian brunette but maybe she's got some Spanish/Latino in her based on her look. She used to live in the same apartment building as another provider I know. She popped out a baby about 3 years ago. Again, thanks Heialak for persevering and reporting back!