Massage Parlor Reports

[Pna]

As a wise guy once said,"What I used to be able to do all night, now takes me all night to do."

I agree, it do take longer for me as I get older or more stamina. I also asked about AA and was told something similar.

[Ghostface89]

Doesn't the law state that a massage license must be on display at the establishment?

I was at an Xsport Health Club last night and looked around the massage sign-in desk and saw nothing. (The girls were not there, probably still celebrating Cinco weekend.) Xsport has a big sign in the window advertising massage. (They call it Relax Massage. And I flash back to the old Archer original Relax!) They also have signs over the urinals for massage!

Where is Tom Dart and his morals police on this one?

[Nighthawk1955]

Thanks for the post Northwell. Seems as if Zen, Unwind, and Beijing Health Care (the place I asked about in a recent post; Gopher already TOFTT to no avail) have been legit since they recently opened. Since they've been advertising a lot on BP you'd think there'd be extras going on but apparently that's not the case. Or maybe it's a case where the girls there will do them only if they've had previous relationships with clients; newcomers would be the ones getting shut out.

They all still use unlicensed girls, so they still break the law.

[Stephen6868]

Then saw a Latina named Lola she's 23 has kids but you couldn't notice, and she's thicker but no muffin top or anything. Long black hair and decent size tits but her ass is WAY bigger then Bella and her thighs couldn't even slip in to play because her cheecks were so damn tight nice big ass, did a HJ for. 50 with her she's single and has no bf all she does is work and boy does she get into it. Started with a nice

A tity F* then she got on top between my legs and started working me moaning I could feel her get wet and warm sucking my fingers while stroking me, finally I unload ll over her face.

Did she allow cof or was it a suprise? LOL. I've been seeing liz since it was just her and andrea over on long. I've had experiences with almost every girl she has had. Except maybe two. I'm interested in lola with the cof option. All the other girls have always been very nice and willing but that along with BBBJ has never been an option. Funds are low for this month, so unless I win the lotto I won't be going there for a few weeks. Fell free to pm.

Thanks

[OPIllini]

Zen Spa is not worth the visit. I went with the 30min w TS. $55. The woman I got was a 4/10. I couldn't even will myself to get an erection. Did see a cutie cleaning but she was off limits.

Upon entering the room, greeted by a sign that says "massage only. No extra services". The massage was pleasant but I didn't leave feeling refreshed. I've had better chair massages at the mall. Covered the entire time and covered during TS. No teasing of any sorts.

Threw her a $10 tip and left educated. Add in tough parking and a very busy intersection and I give negative stars. Afterwards I drove to an ATF and had an excellent time.

Thanks for the post Northwell. Seems as if Zen, Unwind, and Beijing Health Care (the place I asked about in a recent post; Gopher already TOFTT to no avail) have been legit since they recently opened. Since they've been advertising a lot on BP you'd think there'd be extras going on but apparently that's not the case. Or maybe it's a case where the girls there will do them only if they've had previous relationships with clients; newcomers would be the ones getting shut out.

[Northwell]

What place is this? Where is it? Feel free to PM if you'd prefer

I was also wondering, There is a Tao in the Venetian

[Northwell]

So after everthings is said and done; Is Z. Spa a thumbs up or thumbs down?

Zen Spa is not worth the visit. I went with the 30min w TS. $55. The woman I got was a 4/10. I couldn't even will myself to get an erection. Did see a cutie cleaning but she was off limits.

Upon entering the room, greeted by a sign that says "massage only. No extra services". The massage was pleasant but I didn't leave feeling refreshed. I've had better chair massages at the mall. Covered the entire time and covered during TS. No teasing of any sorts.

Threw her a $10 tip and left educated. Add in tough parking and a very busy intersection and I give negative stars. Afterwards I drove to an ATF and had an excellent time.

[OPIllini]

So, I was sitting at home contemplating between going to the gym, or getting a relaxing massage. Seeing as I am a monger first, I chose the latter. I decided to visit a place thats only a few miles from me, and coincidentally shares the same name as a club in the Venetian in Vegas. I had been here once before, several years back I drunkenly wandered in after the super bowl and only remember leaving with a set of blue plums.

This time was way different. I recommend that you call and make an appointment, even though they always accommodate walk ins. Mamasan always asks that you call, so when you do, you look like a regular. I pull up, a lot of activity in the entry way, I decide to wait it out in my car until it dies down. After watching some old, and presumably drunk monger hug the lady at the desk about 4 times they finally take him to the back.

I walk in, pay the door, .65 plus table shower. 10 so. 75 all day. Usually I will not pay for the table shower but I wasn't sure where my night would take me and the last thing I needed was to go back home to my fiancé feeling like a greased up pig. (pun intended) I go to the room, which is climate controlled and very nicely appointed, undress and drape the towel about halfway down, my bat signal. Mei, which I assume is pronounced the same way as the month begins the massage, and it feels pretty darn good. Her hands are working my back, going all the way down to the buns in long strokes, which usually means I'll be in luck. As the massage processes she gets towards the legs, and I am starting to rock up as she's rubbing the back of my thighs. After a good 40 minutes of true swedish massage, relaxing rubbing with good pressure, the strokes towards my legs start to brush the boys. She had grazed them once or twice by this point, but I wasn't as sure because I had been here once unsuccessfully, but as they say, nothing ventured nothing gained. It is at this point we go for the flip and I am at full attention. She asks if I'd like to cover up, which I politely decline. She starts rubbing my stomach just above, and legs just below. After teasing me for close to ten minutes she realizes little Bigchiguy is not going down. She asks if the last person took good care of him, to which I agreed. SIDE NOTE: RTFF really helps out when it comes to visiting an AMP you've never been to before. Being able to throw out a few names really boosts your fred and in this case got me a phenomenal handshake. Since the funds have been pretty sparse I've decided to stay the AMP course because it keeps me out of trouble. All things considered door. 75 plus tip. 40 and I am out the door for 115. .15 more than I feel should be spent at an AMP, but considering Therapy is. 05 cheaper, and super scummy compared to this place, I feel no buyers remorse.

Happy Hunting and Stay Safe,

BigChiGuy

What place is this? Where is it? Feel free to PM if you'd prefer

[Amraam]

So after everthings is said and done; Is Z. Spa a thumbs up or thumbs down?

That depends on how much mileage you're looking for. If you're satisfied with Sunkiss-type teasing, then Zen Spa is worth a visit.

[BigChiGuy44]

So, I was sitting at home contemplating between going to the gym, or getting a relaxing massage. Seeing as I am a monger first, I chose the latter. I decided to visit a place thats only a few miles from me, and coincidentally shares the same name as a club in the Venetian in Vegas. I had been here once before, several years back I drunkenly wandered in after the super bowl and only remember leaving with a set of blue plums.

This time was way different. I recommend that you call and make an appointment, even though they always accommodate walk ins. Mamasan always asks that you call, so when you do, you look like a regular. I pull up, a lot of activity in the entry way, I decide to wait it out in my car until it dies down. After watching some old, and presumably drunk monger hug the lady at the desk about 4 times they finally take him to the back.

I walk in, pay the door, .65 plus table shower. 10 so. 75 all day. Usually I will not pay for the table shower but I wasn't sure where my night would take me and the last thing I needed was to go back home to my fiancé feeling like a greased up pig. (pun intended) I go to the room, which is climate controlled and very nicely appointed, undress and drape the towel about halfway down, my bat signal. Mei, which I assume is pronounced the same way as the month begins the massage, and it feels pretty darn good. Her hands are working my back, going all the way down to the buns in long strokes, which usually means I'll be in luck. As the massage processes she gets towards the legs, and I am starting to rock up as she's rubbing the back of my thighs. After a good 40 minutes of true swedish massage, relaxing rubbing with good pressure, the strokes towards my legs start to brush the boys. She had grazed them once or twice by this point, but I wasn't as sure because I had been here once unsuccessfully, but as they say, nothing ventured nothing gained. It is at this point we go for the flip and I am at full attention. She asks if I'd like to cover up, which I politely decline. She starts rubbing my stomach just above, and legs just below. After teasing me for close to ten minutes she realizes little Bigchiguy is not going down. She asks if the last person took good care of him, to which I agreed. SIDE NOTE: RTFF really helps out when it comes to visiting an AMP you've never been to before. Being able to throw out a few names really boosts your fred and in this case got me a phenomenal handshake. Since the funds have been pretty sparse I've decided to stay the AMP course because it keeps me out of trouble. All things considered door. 75 plus tip. 40 and I am out the door for 115. .15 more than I feel should be spent at an AMP, but considering Therapy is. 05 cheaper, and super scummy compared to this place, I feel no buyers remorse.

Happy Hunting and Stay Safe,

BigChiGuy

[LongRanger99]

Zen Spa has 3 rooms and licensed therapists. New and clean.

A favorite therapist who formerly worked at Sunkiss is now at Zen.

So after everthings is said and done; Is Z. Spa a thumbs up or thumbs down?

[OPIllini]

I got there around 11:am no one there. Called the number on the door. Guy told me I needed a Apointment. I made one for 11:30. Sat in my car out front. Seen a good looking gal go in. I went up stairs 2en Floor Unit 2, 2 Small rooms. Have to go thro the first room to get to the sencond. Its a corner office vertical blinds on 2 sides of the rooms very brite there still painting the place. Bathroom down the hall. Paid the door fee. There she was the chick I seen walking in the front door. Nice looking well built China Doll. Told me she 35 and her name is Kerry, use to work on Fullerton no name. Realy good massage she know's what she doing. No teasing at all. Got to the end of massage show her what I wanted. She said not here.

Well that stinks. So much for TOFTT. Not interested if there's not going to be an ending. Guess maybe later on they'll loosen up

[Gopher88]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...atown/11420839

Saw this yesterday on BP. Anyone been here yet? If so was it worthwhile? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend. PM if you like

I got there around 11:am no one there. Called the number on the door. Guy told me I needed a Apointment. I made one for 11:30. Sat in my car out front. Seen a good looking gal go in. I went up stairs 2en Floor Unit 2, 2 Small rooms. Have to go thro the first room to get to the sencond. Its a corner office vertical blinds on 2 sides of the rooms very brite there still painting the place. Bathroom down the hall. Paid the door fee. There she was the chick I seen walking in the front door. Nice looking well built China Doll. Told me she 35 and her name is Kerry, use to work on Fullerton no name. Realy good massage she know's what she doing. No teasing at all. Got to the end of massage show her what I wanted. She said not here.

[Ucdiv]

Went to Halsted tonight. Walked in, saw a very good looking mature Latina. Wanted her, but some midget troll Asian took over. I was walking back to the TS and saw a thinner Asian with a better body. Asked for her and the troll and her started going at it. Got undressed for the TS. Asked for the taller thinner Asian but couldn't communicate with the little troll. Finally I said to hell with it and was ready to leave. Another monger was getting ready to pay and was asking for the thinner Asian and was getting her. I was annoyed at that. They were taking their time getting me my money. Then the other monger saw the Latina and said,"Can I get her?" She said,"Sure, I'll go another half hour." Asians started fighting amongst another verbally, trying to get me to stay, not liking the fact that the Latina was in demand. Finally got my money and left. I hope the other guy got the Latina. The troll was f*ing hideous and the thinner Asian had a good body but a horse face. Wasted night.

[GreekTown]

I belong to a gym down the st from east bank club and the trainers give massages.

No way do they have licences.

Lets start a petition!

Great observation Nighthawk! I just looked up the ritzy East Bank Club on the internet and they offer number of different massage options. Funny thing is. They never once mention if those doing massage are licensed. This is the health club where all the political bigwigs go.