Massage Parlor Reports

**Northwell** · 05-05-12 16:34

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

So after everthings is said and done; Is Z. Spa a thumbs up or thumbs down?

Zen Spa is not worth the visit. I went with the 30min w TS. $55. The woman I got was a 4/10. I couldn't even will myself to get an erection. Did see a cutie cleaning but she was off limits.

Upon entering the room, greeted by a sign that says "massage only. No extra services". The massage was pleasant but I didn't leave feeling refreshed. I've had better chair massages at the mall. Covered the entire time and covered during TS. No teasing of any sorts.

Threw her a $10 tip and left educated. Add in tough parking and a very busy intersection and I give negative stars. Afterwards I drove to an ATF and had an excellent time.

**OPIllini** · 05-05-12 13:26

Originally Posted by BigChiGuy44 [View Original Post]

So, I was sitting at home contemplating between going to the gym, or getting a relaxing massage. Seeing as I am a monger first, I chose the latter. I decided to visit a place thats only a few miles from me, and coincidentally shares the same name as a club in the Venetian in Vegas. I had been here once before, several years back I drunkenly wandered in after the super bowl and only remember leaving with a set of blue plums.

This time was way different. I recommend that you call and make an appointment, even though they always accommodate walk ins. Mamasan always asks that you call, so when you do, you look like a regular. I pull up, a lot of activity in the entry way, I decide to wait it out in my car until it dies down. After watching some old, and presumably drunk monger hug the lady at the desk about 4 times they finally take him to the back.

I walk in, pay the door, .65 plus table shower. 10 so. 75 all day. Usually I will not pay for the table shower but I wasn't sure where my night would take me and the last thing I needed was to go back home to my fiancé feeling like a greased up pig. (pun intended) I go to the room, which is climate controlled and very nicely appointed, undress and drape the towel about halfway down, my bat signal. Mei, which I assume is pronounced the same way as the month begins the massage, and it feels pretty darn good. Her hands are working my back, going all the way down to the buns in long strokes, which usually means I'll be in luck. As the massage processes she gets towards the legs, and I am starting to rock up as she's rubbing the back of my thighs. After a good 40 minutes of true swedish massage, relaxing rubbing with good pressure, the strokes towards my legs start to brush the boys. She had grazed them once or twice by this point, but I wasn't as sure because I had been here once unsuccessfully, but as they say, nothing ventured nothing gained. It is at this point we go for the flip and I am at full attention. She asks if I'd like to cover up, which I politely decline. She starts rubbing my stomach just above, and legs just below. After teasing me for close to ten minutes she realizes little Bigchiguy is not going down. She asks if the last person took good care of him, to which I agreed. SIDE NOTE: RTFF really helps out when it comes to visiting an AMP you've never been to before. Being able to throw out a few names really boosts your fred and in this case got me a phenomenal handshake. Since the funds have been pretty sparse I've decided to stay the AMP course because it keeps me out of trouble. All things considered door. 75 plus tip. 40 and I am out the door for 115. .15 more than I feel should be spent at an AMP, but considering Therapy is. 05 cheaper, and super scummy compared to this place, I feel no buyers remorse.

Happy Hunting and Stay Safe,

BigChiGuy

What place is this? Where is it? Feel free to PM if you'd prefer

**Amraam** · 05-05-12 11:49

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

So after everthings is said and done; Is Z. Spa a thumbs up or thumbs down?

That depends on how much mileage you're looking for. If you're satisfied with Sunkiss-type teasing, then Zen Spa is worth a visit.

**BigChiGuy44** · 05-05-12 00:52

So, I was sitting at home contemplating between going to the gym, or getting a relaxing massage. Seeing as I am a monger first, I chose the latter. I decided to visit a place thats only a few miles from me, and coincidentally shares the same name as a club in the Venetian in Vegas. I had been here once before, several years back I drunkenly wandered in after the super bowl and only remember leaving with a set of blue plums.

This time was way different. I recommend that you call and make an appointment, even though they always accommodate walk ins. Mamasan always asks that you call, so when you do, you look like a regular. I pull up, a lot of activity in the entry way, I decide to wait it out in my car until it dies down. After watching some old, and presumably drunk monger hug the lady at the desk about 4 times they finally take him to the back.

I walk in, pay the door, .65 plus table shower. 10 so. 75 all day. Usually I will not pay for the table shower but I wasn't sure where my night would take me and the last thing I needed was to go back home to my fiancé feeling like a greased up pig. (pun intended) I go to the room, which is climate controlled and very nicely appointed, undress and drape the towel about halfway down, my bat signal. Mei, which I assume is pronounced the same way as the month begins the massage, and it feels pretty darn good. Her hands are working my back, going all the way down to the buns in long strokes, which usually means I'll be in luck. As the massage processes she gets towards the legs, and I am starting to rock up as she's rubbing the back of my thighs. After a good 40 minutes of true swedish massage, relaxing rubbing with good pressure, the strokes towards my legs start to brush the boys. She had grazed them once or twice by this point, but I wasn't as sure because I had been here once unsuccessfully, but as they say, nothing ventured nothing gained. It is at this point we go for the flip and I am at full attention. She asks if I'd like to cover up, which I politely decline. She starts rubbing my stomach just above, and legs just below. After teasing me for close to ten minutes she realizes little Bigchiguy is not going down. She asks if the last person took good care of him, to which I agreed. SIDE NOTE: RTFF really helps out when it comes to visiting an AMP you've never been to before. Being able to throw out a few names really boosts your fred and in this case got me a phenomenal handshake. Since the funds have been pretty sparse I've decided to stay the AMP course because it keeps me out of trouble. All things considered door. 75 plus tip. 40 and I am out the door for 115. .15 more than I feel should be spent at an AMP, but considering Therapy is. 05 cheaper, and super scummy compared to this place, I feel no buyers remorse.

Happy Hunting and Stay Safe,

BigChiGuy

**LongRanger99** · 05-04-12 19:33

Originally Posted by Amraam [View Original Post]

Zen Spa has 3 rooms and licensed therapists. New and clean.

A favorite therapist who formerly worked at Sunkiss is now at Zen.

So after everthings is said and done; Is Z. Spa a thumbs up or thumbs down?

**OPIllini** · 05-04-12 18:47

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

I got there around 11:am no one there. Called the number on the door. Guy told me I needed a Apointment. I made one for 11:30. Sat in my car out front. Seen a good looking gal go in. I went up stairs 2en Floor Unit 2, 2 Small rooms. Have to go thro the first room to get to the sencond. Its a corner office vertical blinds on 2 sides of the rooms very brite there still painting the place. Bathroom down the hall. Paid the door fee. There she was the chick I seen walking in the front door. Nice looking well built China Doll. Told me she 35 and her name is Kerry, use to work on Fullerton no name. Realy good massage she know's what she doing. No teasing at all. Got to the end of massage show her what I wanted. She said not here.

Well that stinks. So much for TOFTT. Not interested if there's not going to be an ending. Guess maybe later on they'll loosen up

**Gopher88** · 05-04-12 18:04

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...atown/11420839

Saw this yesterday on BP. Anyone been here yet? If so was it worthwhile? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend. PM if you like

I got there around 11:am no one there. Called the number on the door. Guy told me I needed a Apointment. I made one for 11:30. Sat in my car out front. Seen a good looking gal go in. I went up stairs 2en Floor Unit 2, 2 Small rooms. Have to go thro the first room to get to the sencond. Its a corner office vertical blinds on 2 sides of the rooms very brite there still painting the place. Bathroom down the hall. Paid the door fee. There she was the chick I seen walking in the front door. Nice looking well built China Doll. Told me she 35 and her name is Kerry, use to work on Fullerton no name. Realy good massage she know's what she doing. No teasing at all. Got to the end of massage show her what I wanted. She said not here.

**Ucdiv** · 05-04-12 01:33

Went to Halsted tonight. Walked in, saw a very good looking mature Latina. Wanted her, but some midget troll Asian took over. I was walking back to the TS and saw a thinner Asian with a better body. Asked for her and the troll and her started going at it. Got undressed for the TS. Asked for the taller thinner Asian but couldn't communicate with the little troll. Finally I said to hell with it and was ready to leave. Another monger was getting ready to pay and was asking for the thinner Asian and was getting her. I was annoyed at that. They were taking their time getting me my money. Then the other monger saw the Latina and said,"Can I get her?" She said,"Sure, I'll go another half hour." Asians started fighting amongst another verbally, trying to get me to stay, not liking the fact that the Latina was in demand. Finally got my money and left. I hope the other guy got the Latina. The troll was f*ing hideous and the thinner Asian had a good body but a horse face. Wasted night.

**GreekTown** · 05-03-12 22:23

I belong to a gym down the st from east bank club and the trainers give massages.

No way do they have licences.

Lets start a petition!

Originally Posted by Ghostface89 [View Original Post]

Great observation Nighthawk! I just looked up the ritzy East Bank Club on the internet and they offer number of different massage options. Funny thing is. They never once mention if those doing massage are licensed. This is the health club where all the political bigwigs go.

**OPIllini** · 05-03-12 20:54

Seems as though Pro Beauty on Irving Park / Austin is legit now. I had heard that Aida was no longer providing HJs so last night I thought I'd go see for myself. I was hoping since I'd seen her a couple of previous times that it'd be different with me (she had provided HJ my 1st time). Well, I started with a TS and while it was fine Aida avoided my jewels and stick, so I knew it was a bad sign. Sure enough, after an otherwise good massage (she really is recommended for legit massage because she works out lots of kinks from the body) nothing doing with extras. I even grabbed my stick in the hopes that would encourage her to provide a HE but she said,"I'm sorry but my boss says no, trouble. But you can finish yourself", and then she gives me a paper towel and leaves the room. Needless to say I wasn't going to self-serve so I left her a. 1 tip. Aida says as I'm leaving,"Maybe next time" but I'm not so sure there will be a next time. It sucks because she really is a very good masseuse but to me a massage just is not complete without that 'extra' at the end. So much for that; got to keep looking for that right place where you get both a great massage and guranteed extras.

**OPIllini** · 05-03-12 20:40

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...atown/11420839

Saw this yesterday on BP. Anyone been here yet? If so was it worthwhile? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend. PM if you like

**Eddinger** · 05-03-12 14:18

Hey. Just so everyone is clear, I was just being sarcastic since the OP gave such little info as to what the place was. I presume is Zeus, but who knows. Theres about 5 massage joints on montrose between the highway and wrigley.

Anyhow. It was just sarcasm, so no need to PM me asking for details. I have none.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

LOL. So you want us to tell you how a massage place is that you can't tell us the name or much more than "on the right side heading towards wrigley?" funny.

Well. Its awesome. Totally best massage joint in the city.

**Rito1** · 05-03-12 13:49

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

That is what they are kind of doing. It costs $10K to get a license in IL (training & testing) so nobody want to do it.

The reality is this is all about racism. Half the hair salons in town advertise "massage" but the only places that get busted are asian places.

Straight up racism.

If all the white ladirs who give massage all over town started getting busted, people would be up in arms. See an Irish daughter or mother get hauled out of a salon in Bridgeport in cuffs and this shit would end TOMORROW.

My suggestion is you rat out every "legit" unlicensced massage tech you see.

I am from Boston and it's the same kind of deal here with the massage licence. However here if you do "bodywork" you do not need a licence so that what they all do. If you call and say I need a massage they say we don't do massage just bodywork. And really what that means is if you see bodywork just subtitute that for handjob.

**Bbbuddy** · 05-03-12 13:20

Had a session with Abby awhile back and give she was an alright looking woman I tried again. The first time was not that good, and if she is a liscensed masseuse then I am rahm emmaneul and I am not! I called them and left where I was early to make a 6:30 appointment. I get to the location and they kept me waiting 15 minutes, so I asked are they willing to give me a discount for my troubles and they said no can do. They must have more business then they can handle. The first time was akin to Taking one for the team. The only reason it was half way enjoyable was that she was a cute spinner with a nice ass. She supposed is trained and she doesn't bring any lotion and leaves her rings on while do the HJ which made it very unenjoyable. They do have attractive attendants so some of you will look past the deficiencies and go there anyways, but be warned it is a waste of time, and my second trip proved that literally as I wasted time and gas to be kept waiting.