Massage Parlor Reports

**OPIllini** · 05-03-12 20:54

Seems as though Pro Beauty on Irving Park / Austin is legit now. I had heard that Aida was no longer providing HJs so last night I thought I'd go see for myself. I was hoping since I'd seen her a couple of previous times that it'd be different with me (she had provided HJ my 1st time). Well, I started with a TS and while it was fine Aida avoided my jewels and stick, so I knew it was a bad sign. Sure enough, after an otherwise good massage (she really is recommended for legit massage because she works out lots of kinks from the body) nothing doing with extras. I even grabbed my stick in the hopes that would encourage her to provide a HE but she said,"I'm sorry but my boss says no, trouble. But you can finish yourself", and then she gives me a paper towel and leaves the room. Needless to say I wasn't going to self-serve so I left her a. 1 tip. Aida says as I'm leaving,"Maybe next time" but I'm not so sure there will be a next time. It sucks because she really is a very good masseuse but to me a massage just is not complete without that 'extra' at the end. So much for that; got to keep looking for that right place where you get both a great massage and guranteed extras.

**OPIllini** · 05-03-12 20:40

http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...atown/11420839

Saw this yesterday on BP. Anyone been here yet? If so was it worthwhile? Thinking of TOFTT this weekend. PM if you like

**Eddinger** · 05-03-12 14:18

Hey. Just so everyone is clear, I was just being sarcastic since the OP gave such little info as to what the place was. I presume is Zeus, but who knows. Theres about 5 massage joints on montrose between the highway and wrigley.

Anyhow. It was just sarcasm, so no need to PM me asking for details. I have none.

Originally Posted by Eddinger [View Original Post]

LOL. So you want us to tell you how a massage place is that you can't tell us the name or much more than "on the right side heading towards wrigley?" funny.

Well. Its awesome. Totally best massage joint in the city.

**Rito1** · 05-03-12 13:49

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

That is what they are kind of doing. It costs $10K to get a license in IL (training & testing) so nobody want to do it.

The reality is this is all about racism. Half the hair salons in town advertise "massage" but the only places that get busted are asian places.

Straight up racism.

If all the white ladirs who give massage all over town started getting busted, people would be up in arms. See an Irish daughter or mother get hauled out of a salon in Bridgeport in cuffs and this shit would end TOMORROW.

My suggestion is you rat out every "legit" unlicensced massage tech you see.

I am from Boston and it's the same kind of deal here with the massage licence. However here if you do "bodywork" you do not need a licence so that what they all do. If you call and say I need a massage they say we don't do massage just bodywork. And really what that means is if you see bodywork just subtitute that for handjob.

**Bbbuddy** · 05-03-12 13:20

Had a session with Abby awhile back and give she was an alright looking woman I tried again. The first time was not that good, and if she is a liscensed masseuse then I am rahm emmaneul and I am not! I called them and left where I was early to make a 6:30 appointment. I get to the location and they kept me waiting 15 minutes, so I asked are they willing to give me a discount for my troubles and they said no can do. They must have more business then they can handle. The first time was akin to Taking one for the team. The only reason it was half way enjoyable was that she was a cute spinner with a nice ass. She supposed is trained and she doesn't bring any lotion and leaves her rings on while do the HJ which made it very unenjoyable. They do have attractive attendants so some of you will look past the deficiencies and go there anyways, but be warned it is a waste of time, and my second trip proved that literally as I wasted time and gas to be kept waiting.

**Northwell** · 05-03-12 00:01

Originally Posted by Amraam [View Original Post]

Zen Spa has 3 rooms and licensed therapists. New and clean.

A favorite therapist who formerly worked at Sunkiss is now at Zen.

Any fun to be had?

**Eddinger** · 05-02-12 20:44

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Couple weeks ago I was driving to Cubs game and exited onto Montrose off 94. Pretty quickly I seen a massage place on right side heading towards Wrigley. I was not able to stop or investigate but I'm hoping someone knows the place and has info? Its not to far for me so if its good ill check it out. Where I live (north subs) all the good places gone. I used to go to gq spa every two weeks religiously! Best time ever!

LOL. So you want us to tell you how a massage place is that you can't tell us the name or much more than "on the right side heading towards wrigley?" funny.

Well. Its awesome. Totally best massage joint in the city.

**Member #5933** · 05-02-12 20:34

Couple weeks ago I was driving to Cubs game and exited onto Montrose off 94. Pretty quickly I seen a massage place on right side heading towards Wrigley. I was not able to stop or investigate but I'm hoping someone knows the place and has info? Its not to far for me so if its good ill check it out. Where I live (north subs) all the good places gone. I used to go to gq spa every two weeks religiously! Best time ever!

**Amraam** · 05-02-12 00:08

Zen Spa has 3 rooms and licensed therapists. New and clean.

A favorite therapist who formerly worked at Sunkiss is now at Zen.

**Northwell** · 05-02-12 00:04

Originally Posted by Andyuwant [View Original Post]

Its been a while since my last post but this new massage parlor is so close to my work that I can see people going in. So the new Zen Spa on Fullerton and Clybourne I see cute oriental girls working the front desk but I can't just go in and ask for a massage since its to close to work. Any one tried this new place yet? Any reviews? I thought I would post since I just saw 3 guys go in.

Thanks

I've seen the place as well and wondered if it is worth a stop. If I get some free time, I will toftt. Whenever that maybe.

I'm not crazy about the location. Lots of traffic

**Ghostface89** · 05-01-12 17:30

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

That is what they are kind of doing. It costs $10K to get a license in IL (training & testing) so nobody want to do it.

The reality is this is all about racism. Half the hair salons in town advertise "massage" but the only places that get busted are asian places.

Straight up racism.

If all the white ladirs who give massage all over town started getting busted, people would be up in arms. See an Irish daughter or mother get hauled out of a salon in Bridgeport in cuffs and this shit would end TOMORROW.

My suggestion is you rat out every "legit" unlicensced massage tech you see.

Great observation Nighthawk! I just looked up the ritzy East Bank Club on the internet and they offer number of different massage options. Funny thing is. They never once mention if those doing massage are licensed. This is the health club where all the political bigwigs go.

**Andyuwant** · 05-01-12 16:53

Its been a while since my last post but this new massage parlor is so close to my work that I can see people going in. So the new Zen Spa on Fullerton and Clybourne I see cute oriental girls working the front desk but I can't just go in and ask for a massage since its to close to work. Any one tried this new place yet? Any reviews? I thought I would post since I just saw 3 guys go in.

Thanks

**Nighthawk1955** · 05-01-12 11:43

Originally Posted by Magooski [View Original Post]

They should just make sure they have their personal license. That seems to be a common charge, so nip it in the bud.

That is what they are kind of doing. It costs $10K to get a license in IL (training & testing) so nobody want to do it.

The reality is this is all about racism. Half the hair salons in town advertise "massage" but the only places that get busted are asian places.

Straight up racism.

If all the white ladirs who give massage all over town started getting busted, people would be up in arms. See an Irish daughter or mother get hauled out of a salon in Bridgeport in cuffs and this shit would end TOMORROW.

My suggestion is you rat out every "legit" unlicensced massage tech you see.

**Golferfore** · 05-01-12 10:29

Gents,

Great experience, just as the title says, started with a massage ended with the title.

Regards,

Gf.

**Magooski** · 04-30-12 19:40

They should just make sure they have their personal license. That seems to be a common charge, so nip it in the bud.

Originally Posted by Nighthawk1955 [View Original Post]

It does not really matter if the owners know or not know what is going on. Hiring a non-licensced tech is illegal if she is fucking clients or playing checkers with them. Just as illegal.

I talked to a spa girl who told me she burned through a 1000 COUNT condom package. That means she made $80K-100K. Her spa then made at least $20k off her efforts. Sure there are risks but major rewards too.