Massage Parlor Reports

[Hofi35]

I've been looking around the forum for a while, and I think I'm ready to go and try a place I've heard good things about.

Only thing thats been holding me back is that they might ask me for my I'd. I'm 21, and I don't look any younger or older than 21 but I just don't feel comfortable showing my I'd with my name and home address on it if they ask. Has anyone around my age tried this before? If not, do you think it's worth a try or will they definitely ask for proof?

Sorry if I shouldn't be posting questions without posting reviews first, I just couldn't find an answer to this anywhere else

If you are not married, or in relationship and you don't have to hide anything why worry? Do you feel uncomfortable when you're asked to show I'd to buy alcohol or cigarettes? At your age you should be out there spending money on one night stands, not on getting a HJ from woman your mothers (grandmothers) age. Your choice.

[Sleazebum]

Try either of them or, even better, BOTH and repost back!

JJ.

Lookin for info or opinions on pine tree or M&M which is better? Headin that way tomorrow and was hoping to have a good time.

[Roamin Roman]

Lookin for info or opinions on pine tree or M&M which is better? Headin that way tomorrow and was hoping to have a good time.

I won't reply with the RTFF, but if you read back a few pages' worth of reports you'll be able to know the scoop on M&M, Pine Tree, and others. But, since everyone's mileage can vary at an AMP on a given day or night, TOFTT and visit either (or both) of these places and then report back.

[DamianJameson]

Lookin for info or opinions on pine tree or M&M which is better? Headin that way tomorrow and was hoping to have a good time.

[Wahooboy94]

One of the best AMP visits I've ever had.

I've been a semi-regular at CTM for almost 3 years now. My provider of choice has always been Sarah and whenever I go, it's like seeing a good friend.

This past Sunday Sarah was not in. For a half second, I thought about going somewhere else but decided to press on with the visit.

My provider was Yumi. Never met her before and assumed she must be new. Yumi is probably mid- to late-30s, cute but heavyset (which I like). Very friendly right off the bat.

TS may have been the best I've ever had. Water was hot, soap was sudsy. Not only did Yumi scrub me down good (not a spot missed) but she literally gave me a massage in the shower room as well. It was terrific. Dries me off, back to the room.

Massage was very good. I asked for medium. Probably should have asked for a stronger massage. Anyway, a good massage that was extremely playful. Relaxing and fun. Finish was NOVA standard, but once again, terrific. By the time the visit was over, I had easily stayed beyond one hour.

I will be back sooner than later and I hope Yumi will be there too!

[AznCajun]

Had the same deal (inside) last year. But didn't know how to describe the 'cake wrap'. I'll never go back.

I concur Volvo S40, the plastic saran wrap thingy completely turned me off. Everything else was okay; the TS, the massage, the girls, the service. I have never been back there since last year, and as long as I hear about this practice continuing, I'm forever staying away. That's just me.

[Vamonger]

Oasis location has been around for along time (under various names) and thought I'd check it out again for kicks. Basically it's a one K-Gal show. Sue is an older provider, but has a decent body and a huge rack. While maybe not the best for looks, she knows how to massage. Very friendly and she used hot stones and oil as part of the massage! Very nice touch finishing actually with hydro-therapy with a soapy NOVA thrown in. Non-rushed hour for standard NOVA prices. It's located on Rte 1 just south of Rte 234 / Exit 152 in a little strip mall across from KFC.

Tell her Carl sent you.

[MoonView]

Saw this ad and thought it might be the Thai place why'all have been posting about. It wasnt. .

GORGEOUS THAI ASIAN bust 36-26-36, 115lbs. 5ft. Offer sensuous full body massage. Combination relaxing and relieves your stress by soft and sweet body hand magic touch. 10:30am-9:30pm.

Definitely not 115 pounds, and those are NOT her measurements. Older thai lady. Mid 40's maybe. More of a body rub than a massage. Gave a really nice ball massage along with the standard NoVa finish. All in 120. Would I repeat? Probably not. I was looking for a young hot thai girl.

MMS works on fri / sat / sun / mon. Sunny is what you are looking for, tues / wed / thur!

MnV

[Hbutte]

Greetings. I have been a long time reader but have now decided to give back to the forum. I have been hobbying for years now so I have seen a lot and know a lot. I want to give a lot of useful information and save the detailed stuff for PM's. So for my first post I thought I would give two reports.

Green & Well in 7 Corners.

I found this place on BP and its on my way home from work so I thought I would give it a try. I didn't phone ahead, I just walked in. It was around 3pm and the parking lot was pretty active with cars going in and out, and its worse on Saturdays. The place is on the second floor to the left of a Doctors office. I was just hoping that no one would come out of the doctor's office before I could get in the parlor.

A nice looking K girl answered the door, upper 30's. 6/10 in looks, but nice body and B-cups. She was wearing a tank top with no bra and jeans but again her body was nice, she looked good in them. She said her name was MJ. She had a huge tatoo on her arm (which she later admitted she regret getting and wanted to get it removed.) I opted for the hour and paid the house fee and disrobed. At first she seemed a bit out there, she talked a lot which was nice because it broke the ice, so thats just her personality and she turned out to be pretty funny as well. TS was nice and lasted more than 10 minutes. She was very thorough and made sure all the right places were squeaky clean.

Back to the room, she gave one of the best massages I have received in a while. I decided to give her an extra. 2 just for the massage. She cracked my back, my neck and just did a great job all around. There was no back walking though. Before the flip came the negotiations. I hate this part because it can really kill the mood. I asked for everything but she turned me down but told me what she would do and prices and instructions on how to present the money (trusted senior members can PM me for details). I took the. 40 route for standard NOVA finish which I got some extras which was nice. She lowered her top and more would come off for more money but I stuck with the. 40. No nursing was allowed, but her technique was good and I was happy and relaxed afterwards. She finished out the session with more back massage and head massage and she helped me get dressed and I was out in 55 minutes. She told me as I was leaving that next time would be better, which I find they say all of the time. Damage was. 8 and I gave her. 6 because the massage was awesome and I got a little extra on the finish. As always the curiosity got the better of me so I wanted to try her out again and see if this would be true. I called the following Thursday to make an appointment with MJ but was told she was not working, which was the same the next day and when I went there on Saturday the place wasn't open when I went around 10:15 am. So I decided to head out to Tysons.

Juicy Fruit in Tysons.

The funny thing about this place is that I always drive by here and I never knew it was even there. The parking lot was practically empty and I parked in the way back. From where I parked I went down the middle of the buildings when I should have just gone to the right and the place was right there. After walking all the way around, I finally went in. Mama let me in and took me to the room. I opted for the half hour and I asked to see the lineup but she said all girls were busy so I got Cindy. I would give her face a 5 and her body an 8. She was wearing a tight short dress and was going commando (as I discovered later) which seemed promising at first. I am not sure if you get TS for a half hour session at this place but she offered me one so I accepted. Half way through Mama yelled something to her in Korean and she apologized to me and told me that half hours do not get TS. So she rinsed me and we go back to the room. So from the get go she asks how much I am going to give her. I give her the price breakdown for certain services and she turned down the. 80 and higher so we agree on. 40 for standard. Now by this time its only been about 7-10 minutes, you could hear people being hustled out and the doorbell has rung like 3 times in this time period. I just knew I was going to get shorted on time. I did not get a massage at all in the beginning, she just did a soft touch for a few minutes and then asked me to turn over. At this point she got up on the table and straddled my leg in which I felt something nice. So I proceeded to give her some finger bang action and she went into a wardrobe change that you normally would wear on your birthday. She did not allow me to nurse, but she let me finish on her nice B-cups. After clean up she put hot towels on my back and neck and gave me a nice massage to finish out the 30 minutes which surprised me. I will definitely try this place again.

[BKKguy]

Just avg.

Avg (older looking masseuse with avg frame) despite the fact I asked her to repeat her name SEVERAL times, it was some innocuous Korean name I STILL can't remember (sorry) mainly because everything was avg anyway.

Nice (playful) TS,

Nice (hard) massage, hit all the spots, almost too therapeutic.

Flip and light touch were lackluster, and HE was clothed (no touch).

So took longer than typical to relax.

In the end, just avg, resulting in avg tip.

8 to house.

4 to masseuse (mainly for good massage)

On to the next one

[Ready]

After several posts / recommendations, I finally decided to try Spa Castle.

My provider for the last couple times was BeBe. Nice body and good looking, bolt ons, appeared to be the youngest. Maybe 30s. TS, Massage (not my purpose) and my real reason were good.

The first time, she offered to change providers. No. The second time, she switched providers after the TS (I made an appointment). I refused and got dressed, so BeBe returned & followed through well. At the end, she pushed to up the tip. I won't return. YMMV, so don't take this as a negative review, as much as just a caution.

[LoveAsianQ]

Went to the fuzzy fruit, Chanel, wanted it up front but was worth it. Above NOVA service. Intoduced me to the other ladies, first time that's happened. Standard tip excellent service

[Miketastic69]

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

I'm jelous as hell that you get to live in the Sunshine out in Cali. Make sure you try Rose Garden and Lily. When I was there they both had chicks from Honolulu. There must be suomthing in the aloha water because both of them (I think angel and lani) were so damn tight!

If you get to San Fran the Green door is the spot. I walked up freaking hill to get there. I needed a dam massage when I made the trek. It was worth it. I was offered BBFS (I passed, but its rare nowadays).

LV off Sahara there is a nail shop & tanning store that advertises after hours massages on BP and in the smut rags you get in the newspaper stands. This place is like a mini sheris ranch or chickn ranch! The coolest thing I ever did was FS on a tanning bed. Your batter "glows." They actually bring you in and check you out to see if you're cool, then you can pic your provider. I picked a thick australian chick and pretended I was the crocodile hunter! By far, the best looking crew of providers I've seen this side of Bangkok or Manila. (or Rio, or Santiago, or Oranjestad, or outside the AFB in Guam).

Happy hunting.

[Miketastic69]

I've read how several have report falling in love with one of these really nice ladies.

Well, I'm not in love, but I have found I really like my therapist. I really look forward to my usual visits and really great massages et al. And. (although I am not partucularly gullible). I like to believe she really misses me (like she tells me she does).

The facility is not the newest. But is a very good place.

The TS. Excellent (but not as big as a Castle.

I'm treated better than a Prince. And the taste is better than a basket of Peaches, Apples, or the fruits of Asia.

The massage is much more Comfortable than a Therapeutic Massaggi.

I could go on. But I will close saying a MMS that knows my name, standard rates, the TIP is up to me.

Always be nice to the ladies.

I saw mine twice. And it is still early April.

PA.

Less talk on the amount of tips, more posts with intel. And for any that don't know where and who, it is only because you've not done any homework

PA,

I know I'm not in lov but I think about Soo or Sue at. In the Dulles area every day. I didn't get FS or anything, but my experience was great. If you ever go there and draw Soo be nice to her!

[Computer Luvvv]

NTX,

Are you stalking Yoyo man? Thats all you ever write about or are you Yoyos pimp, LOL.

Share why Yoyo is the shit will you?

PC out

Yes sir.