Massage Parlor Reports

[Bunker Buster]

If anyone tried to email me about the massage posting, please resend. I'd deleted about 100 messages earlier this year, but it's easy to get back up to 200.

[AKFourtySeven]

I've been looking around the forum for a while, and I think I'm ready to go and try a place I've heard good things about.

Only thing thats been holding me back is that they might ask me for my I'd. I'm 21, and I don't look any younger or older than 21 but I just don't feel comfortable showing my I'd with my name and home address on it if they ask. Has anyone around my age tried this before? If not, do you think it's worth a try or will they definitely ask for proof?

Sorry if I shouldn't be posting questions without posting reviews first, I just couldn't find an answer to this anywhere else

Just go on in. They won't ask for your ID.

[Scorpion King]

Can I get any recommendation (including provider's name) in Tysons area.

Please, PM me.

Looking for a playful younger person.

Thanks in advance.

[Scorpion King]

MWC is no fun anymore.

Yoyo is off on bacation.

Cindy is history.

Connie is off.

Didn't bother to go there.

Traveled West on 50:

Far East was promising.

Asked for Jennifer who is on bacation.

MMS promised to deliver someone better, but it was okie, normal massage, normal TS with roaming and standard finish. Better, but maybe I'm just too demanding. Sorry, forgot her name. I may repeat again. :/

[Wahooboy94]

This is the first time I have visited three (3) AMPs in one day. M&M, NSP than Soft Touch.

Approximately 3. 4 years ago I was a regular at Soft Touch. Oh, how I miss May and to a much lesser degree, Happy.

Anyway, I get there and am greeted by Sarah. Pretty quiet in the facility. It is the end of the day, folks are leaving the office park and Soft Touch wasn't seeing any customers at this hour.

TS setup looks the same as I remembered it. Sarah does a fine job, dries me off and back to the room.

Massage is good. Prior to the flip, a lot of teasing. If I hadn't finally turned over on my own initiative, I might still be there. Sarah took her time on the standard finish which I appreciated. Brings in the hot towels, helps me dress and tells me to come back and see her. Overall a good visit.

[Wahooboy94]

Okay, having just left M&M but wanting more out of the experience, decided to run by NSP which I had put on my "do not visit" list for the past three months.

With my fingers crossed, I arrive at NSP where I am greeted by Tina. Takes me up and to my room. Tells me there is a new girl. I'm interested but uncertain. Tina tells me to try the new girl today. Okay.

Let me just say the "new girl" was awful. After the TS I could tell that this was not going to be a good visit. We return to the room where I thank the provider and try to explain that while I appreciated the TS, I was electing to end the visit. As I dress, Tina returns to the room concerned. I tell Tina that this was not a good visit and I had decided to leave early instead of going forward with the rest of the stay. I tell Tina to keep the house money and that I would come back at a future date. Tina offers to take my appointment but I decline and tell her not to worry, I would come back at another time.

So disappointing.

[Wahooboy94]

Alrighty. In the past week I had hit H&H in DC (really my 1st stop. You can see the review in the DC pages) followed by Papaya in Tysons.

For #2 in VA, decided to try M&M which has been advertising on Craigslist and elsewhere I suppose. M&M is literally in my neighborhood off of Franconia which kind of surprises me since I'm use to seeing AMPs on the other side of 95.

Anyway, I hadn't seen much in the way of reviews and decided to take one for the team.

Up the steps and into the building (love a discrete entrance) where I bounded up the stairs to the main entrance. Greeted by a very nice gal at the front door. Seemed a bit young to be a mamasan. But friendly and seemed to be excited to have a customer.

Takes me to my room. Little kitchenette area along the main hallway area. Facilities look nice, fairly new and clean. I pay for an hour and wait for my provider.

In comes Gina (sp?). Gina looks a tad older (late 40s or early 50s?) but has a very nice smile and is very friendly.

To the TS. Does a nice job, cleans all the areas, dries me off and back to the room.

Massage was quite excellent. I asked for medium to strong; at times it almost hurt. Good pain I think. Anyway, excellent massage. At the end, she tells me the massage is over but gestures at "you know who" and offers to complete the session. I thank her but decline. The massage was excellent, but I had decided that would be enough and since I had the time, maybe I would visit another establishment.

Overall, great massage. As I walked out the door and got in my car, another hobbyist showed up and ran right in after me. They must be doing something right.

[Wahooboy94]

Having time and money to burn, I finally made it back to Papaya earlier this week after, geez, probably 6. 8 months. Last visit was very good but with my normal haunts being around Springfield, I don't get out to the Tysons area very often.

Anyway, I jet out to Papaya. Looking forward to it very much. I believe the reviews as of late have been good. Greeted by Mamasan who didn't seem terribly excited and escorts me to my room.

After 10. 15 minutes of waiting, my provider comes in. Maybe late 20s or 30s, very curvy, very pretty in my eyes and wearing a very tight and short dress. Believe her name was Haley or something along those lines.

To the shower where she gives me a fairly standard TS. Back to the room for what is actually a pretty good and strong massage. I flip over and she commences with the standard finish.

Overall, the visit was fine. I was hoping it would be higher quality. I liked Haley very much, thought she was quite lovely and delivered a very good massage. Would I go back? Maybe down the road. I don't think I'll be racing back anytime soon.

[Pilot Aviator]

I've read how several have report falling in love with one of these really nice ladies.

Well, I'm not in love, but I have found I really like my therapist. I really look forward to my usual visits and really great massages et al. And. (although I am not partucularly gullible). I like to believe she really misses me (like she tells me she does).

The facility is not the newest. But is a very good place.

The TS. Excellent (but not as big as a Castle.

I'm treated better than a Prince. And the taste is better than a basket of Peaches, Apples, or the fruits of Asia.

The massage is much more Comfortable than a Therapeutic Massaggi.

I could go on. But I will close saying a MMS that knows my name, standard rates, the TIP is up to me.

Always be nice to the ladies.

I saw mine twice. And it is still early April.

PA.

Less talk on the amount of tips, more posts with intel. And for any that don't know where and who, it is only because you've not done any homework

[Volvos40]

Had the same deal (inside) last year. But didn't know how to describe the 'cake wrap'. I'll never go back.

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

[DeuceSlim]

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

I'm sorry. I thought saying "I kid" was clue enough that I was joking.

[Pcpc1688]

Hi,

Welcome to Northern Virginia. How long will you be staying?

I kid.

Somewhat.

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

[JujuFace]

I've been looking around the forum for a while, and I think I'm ready to go and try a place I've heard good things about.

Only thing thats been holding me back is that they might ask me for my I'd. I'm 21, and I don't look any younger or older than 21 but I just don't feel comfortable showing my I'd with my name and home address on it if they ask. Has anyone around my age tried this before? If not, do you think it's worth a try or will they definitely ask for proof?

Sorry if I shouldn't be posting questions without posting reviews first, I just couldn't find an answer to this anywhere else

[Brutal One]

Saw this ad and thought it might be the Thai place why'all have been posting about. It wasnt. .

GORGEOUS THAI ASIAN bust 36-26-36, 115lbs. 5ft. Offer sensuous full body massage. Combination relaxing and relieves your stress by soft and sweet body hand magic touch. 10:30am-9:30pm.

Definitely not 115 pounds, and those are NOT her measurements. Older thai lady. Mid 40's maybe. More of a body rub than a massage. Gave a really nice ball massage along with the standard NoVa finish. All in 120. Would I repeat? Probably not. I was looking for a young hot thai girl.

[Miketastic69]

Saw the ads in BP and other places and thought I would give it a try. They post an address, so I was shocked when I pulled up at an apartment complex. The address on the ad was for an entire set of building so I had no clue where the place was. I went back and looked at the ad again and it gave a number. I called and they guided me to an apartment.

Nice quite aparment on the lake. Beautiful mid-20's thick girl with long braids like Heidi, but she was latina dressed in nurses scrubs like a dental technician. She had me put the fee in an envelope and drop it into a basket. 1.2 and agot comfy.

Ok massage with no roaming at all. She wore the scrubs the whole time and I could only see a figure with a beautiful face up top. On the flip, she asked if she could get comfy too. I said hell yeah! She pulled off her top and had huge DD's that were still firm from youth and a six-pack abs on top of her curvy waist and ass. I never saw a girl have a six pack abs before surrounded by such a thick body. She was perfect. However, no FS. Only a lot of roaming and an unispired HJ. Not rushed, but I could not get off because something felt off. I practically begged for FS and at that point would ahve paid any price, but FS was not on the menu (and she kept watching the door as if someone were watching). I finally got done, she washed me up and helped me get dressed. She put the scrubs back on and escorted me to the door. She gave me a dfk like I was her boyfriend at the door and said "I made her so wet!" WTF? Then why no FS? I asked her and she gave me a lame excuse in that the service was supposed to be therapeutic and what she did in providing the Nova finish could get her fired. BS!

1. 2.6 tip 10 appearance / 7service. FS would have made it a 10 on service. This chick is better looking than the picture on BP, but the service was blah!