Massage Parlor Reports

**Pilot Aviator** · 04-09-11 22:38

I've read how several have report falling in love with one of these really nice ladies.

Well, I'm not in love, but I have found I really like my therapist. I really look forward to my usual visits and really great massages et al. And. (although I am not partucularly gullible). I like to believe she really misses me (like she tells me she does).

The facility is not the newest. But is a very good place.

The TS. Excellent (but not as big as a Castle.

I'm treated better than a Prince. And the taste is better than a basket of Peaches, Apples, or the fruits of Asia.

The massage is much more Comfortable than a Therapeutic Massaggi.

I could go on. But I will close saying a MMS that knows my name, standard rates, the TIP is up to me.

Always be nice to the ladies.

I saw mine twice. And it is still early April.

PA.

Less talk on the amount of tips, more posts with intel. And for any that don't know where and who, it is only because you've not done any homework

**Volvos40** · 04-09-11 21:03

Had the same deal (inside) last year. But didn't know how to describe the 'cake wrap'. I'll never go back.

Originally Posted by Miketastic69 [View Original Post]

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

**DeuceSlim** · 04-09-11 19:28

Originally Posted by Pcpc1688 [View Original Post]

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

I'm sorry. I thought saying "I kid" was clue enough that I was joking.

**Pcpc1688** · 04-09-11 18:44

Originally Posted by DeuceSlim [View Original Post]

Hi,

Welcome to Northern Virginia. How long will you be staying?

I kid.

Somewhat.

Ahh Duece, I have been on this board for a long time. So you can take that patronizing shit elsewhere.

Bunker, pm me those 1. 2 choices as I always like a good massagi.

PC out

**JujuFace** · 04-09-11 18:15

I've been looking around the forum for a while, and I think I'm ready to go and try a place I've heard good things about.

Only thing thats been holding me back is that they might ask me for my I'd. I'm 21, and I don't look any younger or older than 21 but I just don't feel comfortable showing my I'd with my name and home address on it if they ask. Has anyone around my age tried this before? If not, do you think it's worth a try or will they definitely ask for proof?

Sorry if I shouldn't be posting questions without posting reviews first, I just couldn't find an answer to this anywhere else

**Brutal One** · 04-09-11 16:05

Saw this ad and thought it might be the Thai place why'all have been posting about. It wasnt. .

GORGEOUS THAI ASIAN bust 36-26-36, 115lbs. 5ft. Offer sensuous full body massage. Combination relaxing and relieves your stress by soft and sweet body hand magic touch. 10:30am-9:30pm.

Definitely not 115 pounds, and those are NOT her measurements. Older thai lady. Mid 40's maybe. More of a body rub than a massage. Gave a really nice ball massage along with the standard NoVa finish. All in 120. Would I repeat? Probably not. I was looking for a young hot thai girl.

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:37

Saw the ads in BP and other places and thought I would give it a try. They post an address, so I was shocked when I pulled up at an apartment complex. The address on the ad was for an entire set of building so I had no clue where the place was. I went back and looked at the ad again and it gave a number. I called and they guided me to an apartment.

Nice quite aparment on the lake. Beautiful mid-20's thick girl with long braids like Heidi, but she was latina dressed in nurses scrubs like a dental technician. She had me put the fee in an envelope and drop it into a basket. 1.2 and agot comfy.

Ok massage with no roaming at all. She wore the scrubs the whole time and I could only see a figure with a beautiful face up top. On the flip, she asked if she could get comfy too. I said hell yeah! She pulled off her top and had huge DD's that were still firm from youth and a six-pack abs on top of her curvy waist and ass. I never saw a girl have a six pack abs before surrounded by such a thick body. She was perfect. However, no FS. Only a lot of roaming and an unispired HJ. Not rushed, but I could not get off because something felt off. I practically begged for FS and at that point would ahve paid any price, but FS was not on the menu (and she kept watching the door as if someone were watching). I finally got done, she washed me up and helped me get dressed. She put the scrubs back on and escorted me to the door. She gave me a dfk like I was her boyfriend at the door and said "I made her so wet!" WTF? Then why no FS? I asked her and she gave me a lame excuse in that the service was supposed to be therapeutic and what she did in providing the Nova finish could get her fired. BS!

1. 2.6 tip 10 appearance / 7service. FS would have made it a 10 on service. This chick is better looking than the picture on BP, but the service was blah!

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:24

First of all, I got the scare of my life when I walked out of there there was a panel van with 2 guys sitting there appeared to be watching the door when I came out. I just knew it was LEO and they had my tag. There not much around that place so I had no choice but to jump in my car. I deliberately drove past them and it appeared to be two guys eating lunch in the van and shooting the sh. Its been about 2-weeks and I haven't got a knock on my door so I must just be paranoid.

Drew a 20ish fit korean girl with tiny A's. She was a cute as they come. I knew this was not going to be too fun just on age and my perception of experience. TS was nice and not too much roaming. I was told to "stop you're going to get me wet!" I was put off by the attitude.

Massage was pretty good, and long. It took damn near an hour just on the massage even though the TS was nearly 20 minutes. So I am an hour and 10 minutes into the session when the flip came. She starts fingernail stroking my legs and asks. What do I want? I saide everyting. She said 1. 0 and left. She returned disrobed and pulled out plastic cake wrap. She went for a CBJ with the cake wrap. Let me roam all over and play. However there was no FS and cake wrap made me feel awkward. She finally gave up (pretty quickly) and gave me an uninspired HJ. Once she gave up she didn't want me to roam any more.

What a disappointment. The upsell was for FS and then nothing but a fake CBJ with kitchen supplies and an uninspired HJ with an attitude.

8/1. 0 9appearance / 5service

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:14

2nd visit to smile. First time Sue this time it was Sunny.

Thick Korean. 30ish. Very sexy. Thick DD's and tight flat bum. .6 to get in. No TS because I had to get back to work way back near route 1, so I was in a rush. Sunny made me slow down a bit.

Massage was very light and not very good at all. I espected a heavyweight fight after my previous experience with Sue and by the thickness of Sunny, but she was lazy on the massage effort. The flip and she asked what I wanted. I asked for FS and got a resounding NO. She said everything else was on the table though. Nova finish with a lot of roaming. No fingers inside! Light kissing. Sucking on those huge perfect breasts. She positioned herself in a 69 position over me, but I don't DATY / O, but I got a great veiw and couldn't resist putting fingers deep inside (although she was originally against it when she was standing next to me). Then, she stratted me in a cg and worked her hand in a simulated cg (no entry was achieved).

Finished me off and cleaned me up. I asked if Sue still worked there and she got a little upset thinking I preferred Sue better. She said next time she make me forget all about Sue!

6. 8tip. 9appearance / 8service. Would be a 10 if FS.

**Miketastic69** · 04-09-11 10:07

Longtime lurker. Some may recognize me from other sites.

Visted MT this week during the middle of the week around lunchtime. MMS checked me out through the old receptionists window before coming to the door. Asked me "you know what this place is? Massagy?" Let me in and I paid. 70. MMS escorted me to the room and had me get comfy. MMS actually did the TS. I was worried because she was 60, short, and rough.

After ts she told me get comfy and relax in room, then she left. In comes a 30-ish skinny korean with huge D's (bought). She asked a lot of questions and was really talkative. Tried to get to know me a lot."OK" massage.

On the flip she massaged a bit and started to tickle me in the right spots. Then, the horrible upselling! Asked what I liked and I asked what was on the menu. We went back & forth for a bit and I settled with Nova with a lot a whole lot of roaming and probing and playing. It was a great experience. She used her tongue in places that were fantastic.

Afterwards she told me more to come next visit. Advised me to put tip on table in corner next time so she knows.

7 visit. 8tip 7appearance / 8 service.

**Roamin Roman** · 04-09-11 00:39

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6 [View Original Post]

New to the area and looking to try something out. Can anyone give me some advice on where I should go first where I can get the best service and not be treated like I am LE? I know all AMP's are relatively the same price, but I am just looking for some input from you all.

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been? Just moved to the area and saw that is a very easy ride for me to get to. Just curious if anyone has any experience there.

Just out of curiosity, Meetmehalfway6, I need to ask you something: The first query above was posted on 26 Feb 2010, more than a year ago, when you were allegedly new to this area. You made two other subsequent posts (one of 26 April 2010 in the NoVa board, and one on 30 May in the Maryland borads) before this Query, almost a year later, when you STILL claim to be new to the area. Did you move here twice? . And if you did, it's odd because you made no posts in your "old neighborhood" during the interim time.

You've had plenty of time, between your first post (more than a year ago) and your most recent one (today) , but you seem not to have used that time to do any research about this "new area" nor contribute to your "old area." You certainly don't appear to have gone out of your way to meet others on these boards "half way" either.

Care to explain, so the rest of us can feel a little more comfortable about who you may or may not be? We'll look forward to hearing from you on the open boards (no PMs, please).

R:R

**Roamin Roman** · 04-09-11 00:16

Originally Posted by Meetmehalfway6 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever been? Just moved to the area and saw that is a very easy ride for me to get to. Just curious if anyone has any experience there.

But basically, before they changed management (and I changed job locations) , I used to frequent that place on a somewhat regular basis after workouts at the gym. The MMS would take care of me personally, because she knew about my shoulder. I always received a full hour and got a good, solid rubdown. If you're looking for other services, it wasn't available except on the rare one-off basis from an "entrepreneurial" therapist. Can't tell you much about the place under the current management, since I've not visited since they changed over. You Can find out, but you need to take the effort (I. E. Search) and read through the reviews. Don't expect folks to deliver info to you on a silver platter. If you're new to the area, we're willing to help, but you need to show some intiative of your own first. Happy hunting.

R:R

**Brutal One** · 04-08-11 17:59

Hit the "new" Peach and pulled Tina. Mid-40's, short with a bit of a pooch but decent natural big B or Small C tits. The facilities were exactly the same, but from what I could see, Tina and another therapist claiming to be from Hawaii were the only girls working. Definitely a new mamasan and no sight of the old crew. Decent TS, a rather lackluster massage and a standard Nova Finish. I left satisfied but dissapointed, as Peach was my ATF and no one there had ever dissapointed. Still wish I knew where they all went! .8 for the hour plus tip.