Sluttypie in Louisville

[Sluttypie]

I meant having sex outside of marriage or with a unmarried girl. Personally I don't believe it's right to have sex with a married woman as well.

But what if your dear hooker is married and being a dirty little hooker is her kink?

All unbeknownst to you?

[Sluttypie]

Are you saying this was an automated post? Anyone have any other info about the legitimacy of this provider?

She is a real person and a real provider. I was merely being my smarty pants self. Racheal said "I want to change the way a real provider gets reviewed". Hence my comment. BladeRunner. Ya know, the movie with Harrison Ford and hot ass Sean Young as a very very human robot. They had robot hookers.

Hahahahhaha.

Jokes, I got 'them.

[Sluttypie]

Made a couple of passes around there around 8 am Thursday morning and it was dead and came back around about 11 am still dead kind of cool outside I did not even see LEO

Really? Wow. You can usually find an ESCORT any time of the day and it doesn't even matter how cool it is outside.

This being the ESCORT REPORTs thread and all. Hehhe.

. Your neighborhood dealer in smartassery, Pie

[Sluttypie]

Sweeping generalizations are insane! There are some ass ugly PEOPLE. Men and women who ARE NOT good in bed whatsoever in any way shape or form. There are fat fucking broads who swear by the rule "everybody knows fat chicks give the best head" (which I'd like to know who the fuck started that) and they couldn't suck a dick if you facefucked them with a 3in pecker.

And OLD chicks. Old broads are freaky as the day is long, you know why. Because they CAN BE AND THEY want to BE! A 60 year old momma has been there and done that and the word "inhibition" is no longer in her vocabulary!

I am a plump bowl of awesome sauce and I get down with the freakiest of the freaky and I am outrageous and fun when doing so. Much like the fat ugly 60yr old that fella below me was speaking of. Well minus barebacking. She's 60, I'm 35. I don't want to die right now. My point here is, I don't give two rat snots about TRYING HARDER or OVERCOMPENSATING. My goal is getting off and having fun! It is mainly about ME but I am a narcissist at heart I suppose and jerk myself at least 3 times a day and get off at watching videos of myself rather than watching mainstream porn.

And hot chicks. Well, if you guys would quit coddling the broads and letting them carry around your nutsacks in their purses. Perhaps I could find one suitable and freaky enough that would satisfy my voyueristic tendencies while my boyfriend is pounding her doodie hole. Because I don't do that. And I want to watch him booty bang a YOUNG tender hottie. But the broads all have a laundry list of dos and don'ts and UGGGH. Because of all the mollycoddling you "men" give them. My man and I have to go through a bunch of crap just to hook up with a little "Sweet Pea".

And thats my.2 cents

And there are some hot mofos who will blow your mind every fucking time but that's not what this thread is about. Just sayin'.

[Sluttypie]

Did you mention you could suck a golf ball thru a frozen 100' garden hose to him?

No James, our hobbies didnn't come up. A shame really.

Some people do scrapbooking, needlepoint, cycling.

I freeze garden hoses and well ya know.

[Sluttypie]

There is another main site you missed: bondage. Com. I have tried all of these sites and found them somewhat disappointing in that the chances of a female responding to a male inquiry are about 1 in 50 (maybe worse. So maybe there are many false postings or just postings of women who have absolutely no intention of corresponding and / or meeting, or even simply discussing the lifestyle. The other possibility is that the females are overwhelmed with inquiries and don't have the time / energy to reply to even a small portion of those who write.

A much better way of meeting and networking with people in the "lifestyle" is to join a local BDSM group (most are listed on line) that meets periodically in what they call a "munch" or "gathering. " Such events are usually for discussion and sometimes demonstration and group play, and are a great way to get to know others of like BDSM temperament.

And probably the best resource and social networking site out there is Fetlife. For all you Doms, subs, switches, sados, masos, queers, genderfluids, pansexuals, sapiosexuals, polyamorours, fetishists, kinksters, slaves, Masters, Goreans, Old Guard, BDSMers. All you piss lovers, foot lovers, for those into needle, knife, rape play or domestic servitude or cock and ball torture or Daddy / babygirl relationships or flogging or shibari or other rope bondage. Whatever your kink may be. Fetlife has the group for you to join and discuss with other likeminded folks with a very easy interface. You can search for people within your area to make friends, find local "munches". Fetish events to attend. It's a great site for the non vanilla in YOU.

Oh and its totally free.

[Sluttypie]

It's Sadomasochism kiddies.

Carry on.

[Sluttypie]

I'll add a Ding-dong. Hehe.

Good one! .

LOL

[Sluttypie]

Just a thought. While I'm not a SW. I would imagine it would be difficult to get them to take it in the face due to the fact that they are ON THE STREET, duh. They are hopping in and out of cars and well ya know damn, that shit gets all dried up on your face and messes up what make up you have on. Etc.

Although if I was a dude, getting a SW to take a facial or just plain suprising her with it would be cool and kind of funny to me.

But I would be generous in my payment due to my satisfaction and my amusement of course! . I mean you can't just Blitzkrieg someone and not compensate properly, right? .

Geez, it's a good thing I don't have a set of cock and balls. I would be a maniac in the streets facializing all who I meets hahahah

[Sluttypie]

Looking for someone thats skillfull and provide without all the upselling check me out I'm Rachelwildp on other sites. I am also on BP. My rate is low and no need to waste time with the body rub and unneccesary things. I am mature I am real and looking to change the way a real provider is reviewed. (502) 714-0910

I'm curious as to how the cyborg providers get reviewed.

Must watch BladeRunner again.

[Sluttypie]

Sweeping generalizations are insane! There are some ass ugly PEOPLE. Men and women who ARE NOT good in bed whatsoever in any way shape or form. There are fat fucking broads who swear by the rule "everybody knows fat chicks give the best head" (which I'd like to know who the fuck started that) and they couldn't suck a dick if you facefucked them with a 3in pecker.

And OLD chicks. Old broads are freaky as the day is long, you know why. Because they CAN BE AND THEY want to BE! A 60 year old momma has been there and done that and the word "inhibition" is no longer in her vocabulary!

I am a plump bowl of awesome sauce and I get down with the freakiest of the freaky and I am outrageous and fun when doing so. Much like the fat ugly 60yr old that fella below me was speaking of. Well minus barebacking. She's 60, I'm 35. I don't want to die right now. My point here is, I don't give two rat snots about TRYING HARDER or OVERCOMPENSATING. My goal is getting off and having fun! It is mainly about ME but I am a narcissist at heart I suppose and jerk myself at least 3 times a day and get off at watching videos of myself rather than watching mainstream porn.

And hot chicks. Well, if you guys would quit coddling the broads and letting them carry around your nutsacks in their purses. Perhaps I could find one suitable and freaky enough that would satisfy my voyueristic tendencies while my boyfriend is pounding her doodie hole. Because I don't do that. And I want to watch him booty bang a YOUNG tender hottie. But the broads all have a laundry list of dos and don'ts and UGGGH. Because of all the mollycoddling you "men" give them. My man and I have to go through a bunch of crap just to hook up with a little "Sweet Pea".

And thats my.2 cents

[Sluttypie]

So my Dearest and I had to jump through hoops to try and "apply" at this uppity swingers club. Twice, only to get rejected. Twice. WTF?

In my experience swinging is about enjoying yourself, your partner, others, making friends, partying down and good old fashioned sexy time! There is nothing hotter than watching sexins going on while having a conversation about the latest hockey game or whatever. I especially enjoy blowing my dearest and whoever he may be talking to while they are talking and heck joining in the convo if I feel I have something to add. I love to watch him with others and he loves to watch me. Hell I just love to watch and to be watched. So, after answering the stupid Q&A for this snobbish swing club here in Louisville only to get rejected for reasons unknown. We were like screw you people we will find cooler and dirtier filth.

Enter. THE HOBBY.

Nothing like seeing fellas when Dearest is at work and taking pictures with cocks in my mouth and sending them to him as a suprise out of the blue. Best sex ever when he gets home!

Although, it would be nice to have some sort of social club to interact with other folks in a safe environment. But Louisville is sadly lacking! We have tried fetish parties, but those are so trite and ritualistic with all the repeated spanking and floggings and no sexual interction. BORING. Oh and usually you can't have more than 3 beers. Again, BORING!

Someone needs to liven The 'Ville up in the way of THE SWANG!

[Sluttypie]

Got to love BP. Today I recieved the sweetest email from a fine gentleman wondering why I charge so much due to the fact of my plumpness. He did say I was cute and would "hang out" with me for 25 bucks and a box of hot donuts and then asked if he could give me some oral conversation. What a charming young fellow.

I said throw in a box of fried twinkies and I could be his!

Hope he responds!

[Sluttypie]

In my observation it is solely up to the woman, whether S / O, or SW, or AMP provider to decide how to receive the finish. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy CIM, facials too, but I would never force woman to do that against her will. And I also think it is part of intimacy even with providers. In my opinion and my experience, you get a lot more from the provider if you are nice and gentleman, than if you are trying to be macho man and nasty. If you love it so much, why don't get some of that "shit" on your face too.

Who the hell said anything about forcing a facial? Hahahah although consenual nonconsent is a little fetish of mine. And, uh, no "intimacy" has got nothing to do with a facial. It's simply whether a broad is cool enough to dig it. I personally love it so aa to your ending statement. I get plenty of that "shit" on my face thank you.

Also, yes you are correct. Men do tend to get a little further esp in the hobby. With being nice and cool and communicating their desires in a gentlemenly fashion.

[Sluttypie]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat? "

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun!

You can have as many different kinds of guns at your house for whatever kinda shootin' mood your in!