Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

90% of Santa Ana and Westminster AMPs charge 30. Like rose, cloud, true care.

Post pandemic, 100% of the ones I have been to want 40. Maybe when they see me pull up in my gold plate Rolls Royce wearing a top hat and monocle, they switch out their cheap prices for the rich man's price list.

[Slammer6008]

Could you could help us out and list 3 or 4 AMPs in the OC that charge 30 for an hour we'd all appreciate it.

I'll paint any car for 29.95 . Back in the day!!

[Bronco]

Went to Bamboo Wood this morning. Got Linda. Nice lady. Good hard massage. Standard BW tease and finish. Was very pleased on this rainy day. Tipped 60,35 entrance for the hour. Very fair.

[BigBoDonk]

Could you could help us out and list 3 or 4 AMPs in the OC that charge 30 for an hour we'd all appreciate it.

90% of Santa Ana and Westminster AMPs charge 30. Like rose, cloud, true care.

[PhilAShow]

Any AMP over 30 is overcharging.

Could you could help us out and list 3 or 4 AMPs in the OC that charge 30 for an hour we'd all appreciate it.

[BigBoDonk]

Any AMP over 30 is overcharging.

[OhheYandy]

That's quite the range there. Just a few posts down, someone reported 1. 6 for everything covered with Kelly at Haven.

OK.. so I was expecting a small Asian woman, but I got a fat fucking Latina that honest to god was pushing 200+ pounds. I made up an excuse to get out and gave her $40 but I was pretty pissed since I've read nothing but great things about Kelly. This Kelly was anything but attractive, overweight and some ragged hair. Had a tattoo of a stylised heart on her lower back. Thighs as big as my chest.

[NailBoiz1]

I stopped by SH (under the wood) and saw Lucy. Its become my main go-to place. Yes, its noisy, and you hear stuff going on through the curtains but its kind of like going to a toga party at a fraternity and your everyone is getting some, so just roll with it. You are not in a private room at the Hilton. Just have fun.

That being said, the guy in the next room seemed to be snorting like a wild boar. Come on dude. Go do a courtesy nose blow so I don't have to hear a wild animal getting his man-tail given a man-milking. On the other side, I heard the notorious "Sorry sir, your provider has another customer. So we will bring in a new girl". The guy objected and did not want a new girl. But just see it like a baseball game. When the starter is tired, they need to bring in a reliever to finish the deal.

Lucy has been there 2 years, and she is sweet, short, and cute. Not much of a tease, but a very positive and happy conclusion, and. A rarity. Appreciative of a nice tip.

LOL. At least you don't have to pay extra for the added noise effects.

I go there once in a blue moon, but I just don't like the fact that you pay $40.

And only get about 40 minutes max. You get a lot of interruptions too.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I stopped by SH (under the wood) and saw Lucy. Its become my main go-to place. Yes, its noisy, and you hear stuff going on through the curtains but its kind of like going to a toga party at a fraternity and your everyone is getting some, so just roll with it. You are not in a private room at the Hilton. Just have fun.

That being said, the guy in the next room seemed to be snorting like a wild boar. Come on dude. Go do a courtesy nose blow so I don't have to hear a wild animal getting his man-tail given a man-milking. On the other side, I heard the notorious "Sorry sir, your provider has another customer. So we will bring in a new girl". The guy objected and did not want a new girl. But just see it like a baseball game. When the starter is tired, they need to bring in a reliever to finish the deal.

Lucy has been there 2 years, and she is sweet, short, and cute. Not much of a tease, but a very positive and happy conclusion, and. A rarity. Appreciative of a nice tip.

[Heartless Jay]

Does she give HJ? What was price for HJ?

Yes, she gives a good handshake, slow and takes direction well. But don't expect more than HJ from her, because I don't think she plays that way. As for tip, you can negotiate that for yourself. I've never tried to lowball her, just pay a fair price for good service. House fee for 60 minutes is 45 for a room with solid walls and a door, 40 for 3/4 walls and a curtain in the doorway.

[BigBoDonk]

Not sure you can name one specific shop as a better massage than another, all depends on the provider. I had a very good massage today at Bali Foot, by Yoyo. And she's cute too. Really cute, as a matter of fact.

Does she give HJ? What was price for HJ?

[Caribe]

By jackhammer do you mean HJ?

A lousy handjob.

[JulianK]

Bruh you are confusing tip with the service fee. Service fee is what you pay at the door, tip is what you pay for jackhammer, if you want to pay more that's ok. You are probably rich. 40 that you give IS A TIP already. All of it goes to girl.

By jackhammer do you mean HJ?

[SaltyDog]

I've been trying for months, I'm probably not her type? Any tips?

No tips Joe don't listen to the troll.

[SaltyDog]

I don't know if she's taking on newbies but usually can bang her ass good.

Guys here just ain't payin attention and when they read there's nada to get from her so why does dude give you got to try this or that? It ain't going to happen guys so forget going in there and tryin to be a cool monger 'cause she's smarter than you. I don't know if she reads this forum but she can read you like a book. Slammer6008 Is on the dough so if you want a good massage check her out.

Every time I read I got nada but I read this and that I just an nada.

I'm back reading the mail LOL.