Massage Parlor Reports

**BigBoDonk** · 01-01-23 19:15

Originally Posted by HeartlessJay [View Original Post]

Not sure you can name one specific shop as a better massage than another, all depends on the provider. I had a very good massage today at Bali Foot, by Yoyo. And she's cute too. Really cute, as a matter of fact.

Does she give HJ? What was price for HJ?

**Caribe** · 01-01-23 13:45

Originally Posted by JulianK [View Original Post]

By jackhammer do you mean HJ?

A lousy handjob.

**JulianK** · 01-01-23 13:15

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Bruh you are confusing tip with the service fee. Service fee is what you pay at the door, tip is what you pay for jackhammer, if you want to pay more that's ok. You are probably rich. 40 that you give IS A TIP already. All of it goes to girl.

By jackhammer do you mean HJ?

**SaltyDog** · 01-01-23 00:38

Originally Posted by AverageJoeJohn [View Original Post]

I've been trying for months, I'm probably not her type? Any tips?

No tips Joe don't listen to the troll.

**SaltyDog** · 01-01-23 00:25

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

I don't know if she's taking on newbies but usually can bang her ass good.

Guys here just ain't payin attention and when they read there's nada to get from her so why does dude give you got to try this or that? It ain't going to happen guys so forget going in there and tryin to be a cool monger 'cause she's smarter than you. I don't know if she reads this forum but she can read you like a book. Slammer6008 Is on the dough so if you want a good massage check her out.

Every time I read I got nada but I read this and that I just an nada.

I'm back reading the mail LOL.

**KammyMike** · 12-31-22 22:14

Originally Posted by FlipOnOver [View Original Post]

Sunset on Beach and Cerritos.

Perfect AMP for jack hammering after the nudy show next store at TJ's show girls.

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-31-22 20:40

Originally Posted by AverageJoeJohn [View Original Post]

I've been trying for months, I'm probably not her type? Any tips?

Joe: Here are a few tips that seem to work with most:

1. Don't push, be polite, complement her on her looks, be respectful and even charming.

2. Tip up front. With Linda I'd do 80-100. That provides a clear indication of what you want.

3. A few minutes in complement her massage and talk about becoming a repeat client or in the Joe / Linda case remind her that you're a repeat customer.

4. Use the touch leg approach. Ask her if touching her there is OK.

What happened on your previous visits? Were you nice and and you tip well?

Mr. Admin: Would you please tell me why I got this troll label? I've asked before and never got an answer. Thanks.

**AverageJoeJohn** · 12-31-22 18:16

Originally Posted by NiceGuy99 [View Original Post]

I had BBFSCIP + DFK with her several months ago. Very nice woman. Seemed to be horny that day.

I've been trying for months, I'm probably not her type? Any tips?

**NailBoiz1** · 12-31-22 17:47

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Wait people are paying house 60 to eat her pussy? Bruh like almost every girl on tinder would agree to have her pussy eaten for free. Why to pay for this?

LOL, but its about giving back and not just taking. LOL.

**KammyMike** · 12-31-22 14:53

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Where is this magical place?

Disneyland upstairs!

**FlipOnOver** · 12-31-22 14:31

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Which AMP gives best massage, real massage, but offers the jackhammer at the same time? I don't care about quality of Jackhammer, just asking about quality of massage.

Sunset on Beach and Cerritos.

**BigBoDonk** · 12-31-22 13:23

Originally Posted by Sexaholic777 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been here lately? Besides Lucy / Cindy. Who else does a good job here.

Where is this magical place?

**BigBoDonk** · 12-31-22 12:51

Wait people are paying house 60 to eat her pussy? Bruh like almost every girl on tinder would agree to have her pussy eaten for free. Why to pay for this?

Originally Posted by BastardChorum [View Original Post]

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

**Heartless Jay** · 12-31-22 03:07

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

Which AMP gives best massage, real massage, but offers the jackhammer at the same time? I don't care about quality of Jackhammer, just asking about quality of massage.

Not sure you can name one specific shop as a better massage than another, all depends on the provider. I had a very good massage today at Bali Foot, by Yoyo. And she's cute too. Really cute, as a matter of fact.

**Nice Guy 99** · 12-30-22 23:33

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

I asked them how much is one hour massage. Rarely will a shop or provider send tip or services information so I never ask in a message. Unless I can make them out as the kind of provider they are, I will not ask upfront, I wait until I'm in the room to ask about services are provided and how much tip they are asking. Then I bargain as necessary.

Originally Posted by Slammer6008 [View Original Post]

I don't know if she's taking on newbies but usually can bang her ass good.

I had BBFSCIP + DFK with her several months ago. Very nice woman. Seemed to be horny that day.