Massage Parlor Reports

[Nice Guy 99]

I've been trying for months, I'm probably not her type? Any tips?

Joe: Here are a few tips that seem to work with most:

1. Don't push, be polite, complement her on her looks, be respectful and even charming.

2. Tip up front. With Linda I'd do 80-100. That provides a clear indication of what you want.

3. A few minutes in complement her massage and talk about becoming a repeat client or in the Joe / Linda case remind her that you're a repeat customer.

4. Use the touch leg approach. Ask her if touching her there is OK.

What happened on your previous visits? Were you nice and and you tip well?

Mr. Admin: Would you please tell me why I got this troll label? I've asked before and never got an answer. Thanks.

[AverageJoeJohn]

I had BBFSCIP + DFK with her several months ago. Very nice woman. Seemed to be horny that day.

I've been trying for months, I'm probably not her type? Any tips?

[NailBoiz1]

Wait people are paying house 60 to eat her pussy? Bruh like almost every girl on tinder would agree to have her pussy eaten for free. Why to pay for this?

LOL, but its about giving back and not just taking. LOL.

[KammyMike]

Where is this magical place?

Disneyland upstairs!

[FlipOnOver]

Which AMP gives best massage, real massage, but offers the jackhammer at the same time? I don't care about quality of Jackhammer, just asking about quality of massage.

Sunset on Beach and Cerritos.

[BigBoDonk]

Has anyone been here lately? Besides Lucy / Cindy. Who else does a good job here.

Where is this magical place?

[BigBoDonk]

Wait people are paying house 60 to eat her pussy? Bruh like almost every girl on tinder would agree to have her pussy eaten for free. Why to pay for this?

So called ahead and set up an appointment with Linda at Tulip.

Situated at a desolate (at the time) small strip mall, Tulip has the dated and obscure appearance of typical AMPs. But the interior was quite nice, clean and well maintained. Once inside the room, the heated padding on top of the massage table and the lowered face rest was a nice touch, providing a very comfortable and relaxing place to lie face down.

Linda has average looks for me, early to mid 40's probably, 5"2' maybe 3', not much English that I could tell, rock solid full B's that was horribly done, they're like fixtures bolted onto her chest that moves stiffly with her body, ass was good and slightly plumb, and no clue on the situation with her pussy as no access was given. Linda sports a slim body that has seen some time but is very toned. Her leg muscles, especially, from her calves to her upper thighs are taunt, hard, and chiseled when flexed. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. No tattoos visible.

Early on, I noticed that Linda does not talk much at all. If I don't engage in a little ice breaker or banter, she's just silent. Even then, short answers or one word replies were common. I'm not sure if that's just her style or she's just not comfortable speaking English. For the massage, the first thing I notice is that she has callused hands; not much, mind you, but enough to distract from the massage. It felt like a small pebble protruding from an otherwise smooth glove softly digging and dragging along with each and every movement. Linda's technique largely revolves around long sweeping motions. Great to induce overall relaxation and loosening of the muscles in preparation for a more focused and targeted digital manipulation to ease the tension and knots. But the later didn't happen, she just kept doing long sweeping forms of massage. At first, I thought it was a long tease to heighten the anticipation of a good knot release but it never came. Because of how petite she is, even when she's on top of me, the pressure from her weight was surprisingly minimal. Needless to say, her body weight massage was more satisfying. All in all, I would categorize her massage as a light-medium pressure above average massage.

On the flip, she took off her tight black one piece. No bra and red panties matching her red nail Polish. No foot to the table as others have mentioned. She was consistent and adamant that she did not do anything extra. HE consisted of just slight teasing and lots of jack hammer actions to completion.

I can see others seeing her for the extras and decent massage as a good value proposition. But since I wasn't able to get any extras, I'll pass as I feel pursuing the extras would be a fool's errand. She could have had a bad day or we just didn't click. Whatever the reason, I won't be repeating.

$60 to the house and $60 tip.

[Heartless Jay]

Which AMP gives best massage, real massage, but offers the jackhammer at the same time? I don't care about quality of Jackhammer, just asking about quality of massage.

Not sure you can name one specific shop as a better massage than another, all depends on the provider. I had a very good massage today at Bali Foot, by Yoyo. And she's cute too. Really cute, as a matter of fact.

[Nice Guy 99]

I asked them how much is one hour massage. Rarely will a shop or provider send tip or services information so I never ask in a message. Unless I can make them out as the kind of provider they are, I will not ask upfront, I wait until I'm in the room to ask about services are provided and how much tip they are asking. Then I bargain as necessary.

I don't know if she's taking on newbies but usually can bang her ass good.

I had BBFSCIP + DFK with her several months ago. Very nice woman. Seemed to be horny that day.

[Slammer6008]

Made a stop at Tulip today next to the Naugles. Haven't been here in awhile so figured why not. Walked in and a woman in a flowery dress walks out. Takes me to the room and I get cozy. She comes back with the change and covers me up with the towel. She starts off with a soso massage with a lot of forearm and not a ton of pressure. I noticed she kept on positioning near my hands and I did the obligatory leg rub etc. She didn't respond or in any way to it and kept on massaging. When she got to my ass she did the fold the towel over to cover one side and then switching to the other side. For a second I thought it was going to be a no go for extras because there wasn't even a hint of a tease. She then wiped the oil off with a hot towel and then jumped right in to some back door rubbing and ball play. She teased for awhile then had me flip and went right to work. Finished me off and then cleaned me up and after she washed her hands she came back and massaged me forehead for awhile which I can take or leave to be honest. Then she walks out of the room without saying a word while I laid there. After awhile she came back in like she expected me to be dressed already and out of there. She didn't say a word to usually indicate the session was over. Usually there's a "okayyy, thank you" or something. Who knows, but overall a decent experience. Massage could have been a little better but not the worst. She's probably in her mid 40's if I had to guess. Her name was Linda.

-Woodyee.

I don't know if she's taking on newbies but usually can bang her ass good.

[KammyMike]

Made a stop at Tulip today next to the Naugles. Haven't been here in awhile so figured why not. Walked in and a woman in a flowery dress walks out. Takes me to the room and I get cozy. She comes back with the change and covers me up with the towel. She starts off with a soso massage with a lot of forearm and not a ton of pressure. I noticed she kept on positioning near my hands and I did the obligatory leg rub etc. She didn't respond or in any way to it and kept on massaging. When she got to my ass she did the fold the towel over to cover one side and then switching to the other side. For a second I thought it was going to be a no go for extras because there wasn't even a hint of a tease. She then wiped the oil off with a hot towel and then jumped right in to some back door rubbing and ball play. She teased for awhile then had me flip and went right to work. Finished me off and then cleaned me up and after she washed her hands she came back and massaged me forehead for awhile which I can take or leave to be honest. Then she walks out of the room without saying a word while I laid there. After awhile she came back in like she expected me to be dressed already and out of there. She didn't say a word to usually indicate the session was over. Usually there's a "okayyy, thank you" or something. Who knows, but overall a decent experience. Massage could have been a little better but not the worst. She's probably in her mid 40's if I had to guess. Her name was Linda.

-Woodyee.

Was this a freebie massage / HJ.

[BigBoDonk]

Which AMP gives best massage, real massage, but offers the jackhammer at the same time? I don't care about quality of Jackhammer, just asking about quality of massage.

[WoodYee]

Made a stop at Tulip today next to the Naugles. Haven't been here in awhile so figured why not. Walked in and a woman in a flowery dress walks out. Takes me to the room and I get cozy. She comes back with the change and covers me up with the towel. She starts off with a soso massage with a lot of forearm and not a ton of pressure. I noticed she kept on positioning near my hands and I did the obligatory leg rub etc. She didn't respond or in any way to it and kept on massaging. When she got to my ass she did the fold the towel over to cover one side and then switching to the other side. For a second I thought it was going to be a no go for extras because there wasn't even a hint of a tease. She then wiped the oil off with a hot towel and then jumped right in to some back door rubbing and ball play. She teased for awhile then had me flip and went right to work. Finished me off and then cleaned me up and after she washed her hands she came back and massaged me forehead for awhile which I can take or leave to be honest. Then she walks out of the room without saying a word while I laid there. After awhile she came back in like she expected me to be dressed already and out of there. She didn't say a word to usually indicate the session was over. Usually there's a "okayyy, thank you" or something. Who knows, but overall a decent experience. Massage could have been a little better but not the worst. She's probably in her mid 40's if I had to guess. Her name was Linda.

-Woodyee.

[WoodYee]

I was driving Whittier Blvd and noticed a lot of AMP in la habra. Curious if any of them are worth checking out? Or should just stay in westminister, garden grove and Fullerton area.

I've been wondering about La Habra also. I see there are a couple that may be promising. From what I understand La Habra used to have some really good ones in the past.

[Taws6]

Found myself in Orange and decided to hit up East Star on Tustin street about noon weekday. Rang the bell and a late 20's fairly attractive girl came to the front from sleeping in the room visible from the entrance. Asked me to come back in 45 minutes, I assume because she was just waking up?

Headed North to EJ Massage. Relatively attractive late 20's girl again, looked like a college student. Not sexy clothes but good looking otherwise. About a 7 and younger than most and her name was Mia. 45-minutes for $50,30-minutes for $40. Clean place with doors so I went for 45. Massage was terrible. I've waited through many a lackluster massage but this was painful. On the flip, she wanted $100 for top off but she went for $70. PERFECT tits and she allowed some roaming but I couldn't get past the waist line.

I don't think I'd repeat with her but the place has some potential.

Thanks for your report, Despite Tustin st. Having TONS of asian massage places, in my experience, although you might get some FS from time to time (Lavander next to Stater Bros), it is above market price & below average.

Avoid the City of Orange.

Tustin "Street" is a no go for me.

In Santa Ana where it becomes "Ave" is better.

Place near the Shell Station & Dreams west of Tustin near Hoby Lobby.