Massage Parlor Reports

[JBourne55]

Does anyone have Amanda or Natasha's digits as LF 109 is hard to communicate with?

Thanks.

[LoverOfPoon]

I went to see my favorite Lucy at Paradise last week in Santa Ana, and turns out she wasn't in. I tried calling but their phone # was down, I let them know.

In any case Koko (Coco SP?) was the only girl there. I've seen her before, apparently no one had visited that day, I was the only one she said. I got a nice long massage followed by a wild ride-them cowgirl where she collapsed in a heap on top after a gasping orgasm.

Left me weak in the knees and much relieved!

I love that 888 place!

[RubMePls]

Any paizuri specialists?

I absolutely love Linda's big and nice feeling tits at bw but wish she offered more.

I just want the biggest tits to play with without premium pricing.

[Art DutchMan]

Hey! I was at Top 10 yesterday afternoon with Angela. Was hooping to catch Lucy but she's out until next week. Angela and I go way back and she's very sweet, as you've said about (almost) all TT providers. I've never visited Tiffany but it sounds like time to take her for a test drive. Maybe she's on Lucy's 'higher mileage' team? If true, she and Lucy are the standouts. Hope Anna squeezed out a good one!

Yes, most of the girls at Top 10 are very nice. Tiffiny has definitely taken over as the top girl (since Nicole left). She will gladly take her to down and let you play with her very nice "Cs". For a little bigger than standard tip.

Anna is not as young and slim as she once was (who is?) but she gives a great massage. And her HJ skills are Top 10. She doesn't "Jack Hammer" like so many other providers. I wish she would go back to wearing the short shorts like she did back when she and Nicole were both trying to be the "Number One Girl". She had / has such great legs back then. Nicole won that race BTW.

Jenny gives the best massage and uses so much "Power" as she calls it. Ha Ha. Jenny is very friendly and talkative. If you don't mind her unimpressive looks, and you want a great massage with a satisfactory HJ, Jenny is your girl.

Some mongers like Lucy, I don't care for her. I've read different guys say that she will let you play with her girls or even DATY. OK. Not for me. Or at least, not with her.

I know there are other girls there, but I don't remember anything special.

What are your thoughts? Comment below.

[Lemonade1]

Been trying these Instagram providers for quite some time now. So I'd like to give some thoughts regarding these girls.

At bouncybutt: Her name is Violet, apparently. She works at Haven but I think she works at other places too. Curvy Latina girl. Thick but mostly at the right spots. Her face was really pretty, so overall hotness was an 8 at least. $65 door fee for 1 hr and she charges $120 for the nuru. The initial massage was whack, basically light touches all over, and some light teasing. The nuru was way better. It was very sensual with lots of skin touching and I get to suck her titties. She finished me off with a boob job and I get to cum on her tits. Overall, pretty great, but the massage was cut quite short. I was out in 45 minutes. Though at the end I got to shower with her, and she teases a fuck ton. My dick was rock solid the whole time. You get to caress her whole body while in the shower if that's your thing. Probably the few good ones on Instagram round here.

At tia_tequila: Vietnamese chick worked in Nuru Seventeenth. She disabled her account though, and people at the spa said she went on vacation. This girl was talkative, which I was fine with, but some people might be turned off. $65/ hr door fee, and $150 for the nuru. This girl gave a solid massage, but the nuru was lackluster. It's not bad, but to great either. Basically it was just a body slide, and not even a good one at that. She then proceed to give me the HE. It was ok, and I think she can tell I was bored, so she asked if I have a condom on me. Luckily, I did, so she gave me a fucking amazing CBJ. Guys be sure to bring your own condom. Who knows what might happen. Then we took it to the shower. Yes she showers with you too. This girl is a petite but has quite the big tits. A D, at least. And seems natural. An 8+ at least. She seems cute too. Got tattoo all over. Overall, great experience.

At sheendsin_ia: this one I regretted going a fuck ton. She works at Haven. Didn't catch her name, but didn't bother. She was hot not going to lie. Tall and curvy black / Latina mix. Charges an arm and a leg. Haven door fee + $180 for 1 hour. This ***** draw out a lot. I got in the room and undress at exactly 6. She didn't come in until 6:05, greet me, then said she needs to go get some oil. She went out for exactly 10 fucking minutes. Fucking crazy. She got back and really took her fucking time setting up, like washing hand, turning on music on her phone, and undress. Took another 2-3 minutes, unnecessarily. The massage was serviceable but she cut it real short I barely felt anything, but the nuru part was whack. Didn't feel any chemistry at all, and the worst part is, she didn't smell great. Smells like she got some body odor issue. The HE was mechanical as fuck, and I was done and out at 5:53.2/10 experience. The only redeeming part is she has quite a smoking bod, but that's pretty much it. Can't recommend at all.

[Huch66]

Went to New Spa in Cypress last week. Paid $40 for 30 minutes. Provider's name was Hannah (who was a short, plump Vietnamese woman in her 50's (Wasn't that friendly and had minimal small talk. Asked for medium massage and it seemed like a hard massage. No teasing at all. I'll guess that she might have thought that I was law enforcement. Asked if I wanted front massaged and said yes. Kept towel on. I did not try touching her because I was not attracted to her. After 30 minutes she said the massage was done. I asked how many providers were working and she said 3, but it seemed like she was the only one because one monger came in and she interrupted our session to talk to him. Then another monger entered just as I was about to leave. Would I repeat? Maybe to see how the other providers look like, but I would not repeat with Hannah.

[LukeOC]

Been out of the game for a while. Upon return, I learned that my ATF quit the business and ATF #2 got too popular. So I set out for an adventure in LF on Monday. Unfortunately, it did not go well.

Melody: got a short hair lady that refuses to even tell me my name. She kept saying I am new and gave me a weak massage. After the flip, she refused to touch my junior. I got mad and told her to stop and left after 30 minutes into the session. I heard Cherry is good here but she doesn't work. $60 + $20 tips (yes, I was pissed).

QZ on Center: I walked in without an appointment to see the line up. Both providers were really ugly even with a mask on. I just left.

LF Day Spa: This is a weird one. The place is run by Viet MILFs. When I got there in the morning, there was only one provider working and a client is already there. Somehow, this lady, Anna (who is a 35 year old MILF with bolt ons, agreed to massage me for 30 minutes. Her massage is actually decent.

I did not enjoy the session. Her look and bolt ons aren't my thing. I even over tipped to get her remove her clothes. I could barely get hard. She eventually finished me off with decent efforts.

$40 + $100 tips (yes, I was desperate; I haven't touched a naked woman for a long time).

I have been in the game for 10 years now in NYC and SoCal. That was the worst day ever.

[SpicyCurry]

Went to look for CaoNee but she's fucking gone to a place near by they say. Got Linda instead, not a bad looking girl pushing 50 but full of fun. Had her before and her menu is getting better similar to Linda above.

[DJezDick]

Visited Happy Massage in SA earlier this week, specifically to see Katie. My last visit here was with Amy just prior to her matrimonial departure. And just prior to Amy was a visit with Katie. I recall a very fun and accommodating performance by Katie back then. No road (or cock) blocks and all Ports-o-Call were accessible. Was expecting the same this visit and, though different, it was not disappointing.

Entering Happy Massage right behind the girls as they unlocked the door, I saw many familiar faces but for one, short, woman in a dress. She was reminiscent of Amy in stature but was not the now happily wed, former hooker who bathed us all in horny reciprocity. But I digress. This not-so-young, height-impaired, filly was on a FaceTime call and chattering away in her native lexicon. I was tempted to ask for her but. Katie.

The current iteration of Katie is a bit thicker in all the various parts. And her face seemed a bit more 'Mr. Ed'-ish. Which is not to say she looks like a horse but is well on her way to faccia di cavallo. Someday.

Most importantly were her charms, with which she was potent as ever. With a hand gesture, she want from fully robed to fully disrobed in half-a-minute. She went from mouth empty to mouth full of cock and balls next, again with a simple hand gesture. Once I presented the 'jimmy', she knew to get up off her knees and lay down in prep for the Plumber to enter her saddle and ride. Yee Haw!

It's much fun to get her titties circling in opposite directions during the persistent pussy pounding. She'll grab them to tame the action for a moment, then braces herself on the table again so she doesn't get pushed off the edge headfirst. Her situational awareness is impeccable.

Nice review Mr Plumber. That's what I call laying some pipe. Keep up the hard work!

[Mr Plumber]

Visited Top Ten (Brookhurst & Westminster, across the street from Target). Molly and Lulu were off, so I took Anna. She is young, tall, pretty, and sweet. Although she is not a slim gal. Great massage with hot stones, a minute or two of respectable tease, and then flip. She asked for tip amount in advance but was very polite about it. They all want 50-60 now, so just get used to it. The days of 40 have flown the coup. A better than average handy with limited UTC, and wide ranging OTC. Maybe I am crazy, but I appreciate a genuinely nice girl who tries to do her best. Rather than those girls day dreaming about that Qing dynasty drama that's the rage. Overall I find TT to be a viable alternative to SH & BW with walled rooms, real massage, and fresh batch of girls.

I also saw Tiffany. The super star of the place. One of the cutest young providers around. But unfortunately also the worst at massage and the moodiest. But if you catch her on a her good day each month, it could be pretty sweet.

Hey! I was at Top 10 yesterday afternoon with Angela. Was hooping to catch Lucy but she's out until next week. Angela and I go way back and she's very sweet, as you've said about (almost) all TT providers. I've never visited Tiffany but it sounds like time to take her for a test drive. Maybe she's on Lucy's 'higher mileage' team? If true, she and Lucy are the standouts. Hope Anna squeezed out a good one!

[Sexaholic777]

Santa Ana.

Always new talent here. Ask for new girl.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

Westminster.

Sunny health. Ask for anna.

Came back to this 17th Street place in Santa Ana, voluptuous Nicole is back!

[Sexaholic777]

Saw Natalia at Angel Touch on Chapman this week. The place is pretty clean including the bathroom which is nice. Seems like all the girls are Latina which is great for my tastes. I did a 45 min session for $60. Natalia is pretty thick but does have a nice looking face and fat ass that was fun to grab. Large tits too with big areolas. She's also super friendly and bubbly. The massage was decent (nothing to write home about though). After some teasing she asked if I wanted to do anything else. She does do full service for $270 but I opted for just a HJ which was $120 (a bit pricey since it was non nuru). Doubt I'll see her again since I've read there is some good talent at this place.

Also, while I was waiting in the room for Natalia to come in I could hear the girl in the next room getting fucked. If you're looking for FS then seems like most girls here will do that.

If anyone has recommendations at Angel touch PM me. Hoping the next girl isn't quite as thick.

Nice tits. But you must be their favorite. I don't get FS here.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Visited Top Ten (Brookhurst & Westminster, across the street from Target). Molly and Lulu were off, so I took Anna. She is young, tall, pretty, and sweet. Although she is not a slim gal. Great massage with hot stones, a minute or two of respectable tease, and then flip. She asked for tip amount in advance but was very polite about it. They all want 50-60 now, so just get used to it. The days of 40 have flown the coup. A better than average handy with limited UTC, and wide ranging OTC. Maybe I am crazy, but I appreciate a genuinely nice girl who tries to do her best. Rather than those girls day dreaming about that Qing dynasty drama that's the rage. Overall I find TT to be a viable alternative to SH & BW with walled rooms, real massage, and fresh batch of girls.

I also saw Tiffany. The super star of the place. One of the cutest young providers around. But unfortunately also the worst at massage and the moodiest. But if you catch her on a her good day each month, it could be pretty sweet.

[Nadar8925]

Saw Natalia at Angel Touch on Chapman this week. The place is pretty clean including the bathroom which is nice. Seems like all the girls are Latina which is great for my tastes. I did a 45 min session for $60. Natalia is pretty thick but does have a nice looking face and fat ass that was fun to grab. Large tits too with big areolas. She's also super friendly and bubbly. The massage was decent (nothing to write home about though). After some teasing she asked if I wanted to do anything else. She does do full service for $270 but I opted for just a HJ which was $120 (a bit pricey since it was non nuru). Doubt I'll see her again since I've read there is some good talent at this place.

Also, while I was waiting in the room for Natalia to come in I could hear the girl in the next room getting fucked. If you're looking for FS then seems like most girls here will do that.

If anyone has recommendations at Angel touch PM me. Hoping the next girl isn't quite as thick.

[Mr Plumber]

Visited Happy Massage in SA earlier this week, specifically to see Katie. My last visit here was with Amy just prior to her matrimonial departure. And just prior to Amy was a visit with Katie. I recall a very fun and accommodating performance by Katie back then. No road (or cock) blocks and all Ports-o-Call were accessible. Was expecting the same this visit and, though different, it was not disappointing.

Entering Happy Massage right behind the girls as they unlocked the door, I saw many familiar faces but for one, short, woman in a dress. She was reminiscent of Amy in stature but was not the now happily wed, former hooker who bathed us all in horny reciprocity. But I digress. This not-so-young, height-impaired, filly was on a FaceTime call and chattering away in her native lexicon. I was tempted to ask for her but. Katie.

The current iteration of Katie is a bit thicker in all the various parts. And her face seemed a bit more 'Mr. Ed'-ish. Which is not to say she looks like a horse but is well on her way to faccia di cavallo. Someday.

Most importantly were her charms, with which she was potent as ever. With a hand gesture, she want from fully robed to fully disrobed in half-a-minute. She went from mouth empty to mouth full of cock and balls next, again with a simple hand gesture. Once I presented the 'jimmy', she knew to get up off her knees and lay down in prep for the Plumber to enter her saddle and ride. Yee Haw!

It's much fun to get her titties circling in opposite directions during the persistent pussy pounding. She'll grab them to tame the action for a moment, then braces herself on the table again so she doesn't get pushed off the edge headfirst. Her situational awareness is impeccable.

She did seem a bit lazy this time around, as she didn't want to roll over into downward facing dog for the ass-pounding portion of this day's festivities. The farthest she got was on her left side, where I placed her in the open scissors position and re-entered her now engorged and gaping twat. Her starfish was on full display and may have been calling me by name but I figured, "Hey, two out of three holes would put me in Major League Baseball's Hall of Fame. " In this venue, two out of three holes just puts me in the hall of shame. With many of you, my randy brethren.

So as I felt the swell of latent ejaculative fluids building and my nutsack slamming against her inner thigh, I pulled out, tore off the 'jacket' and pumped myself onto her waiting twat hairs (of which there are many. I should have said MANY!

And speaking of her twat, early on during this excursion, I slid my hand down her front to jostle her girlie boner to get her pump primed. The encounter with that mangrove of hair above her lioness snatch was daunting. I rummaged around in there and came out with a ball-peen hammer, a tape measure, and three Philips screw drivers. Oh and an unwrapped, unchewed piece of Wrigley's Spearmint gum. The tools were all Stanley brand and a bit rusty. Maybe she used to date an old contractor? The gum was still tasty though. In fact I'm still chewing it right now!

So all in all I guess I'd say the buck-forty I spent for an hour at Happy was an OK spend. Not the best, in looks or performance, but OK enough I'll go back one day and find out more about the short-stature, new (to me) member of the Happy Massage crew. To think of her as Amy #2 is, well, unthinkable (but we can all hope).

I may just call F&C's PPSn to say 'hey!' as I've not spoken to him or been to that end of OC in a LOOOONG time. Does he still keep his young child there during the day?

Peace and Pussy to All!