Massage Parlor Reports

[LukeOC]

Been out of the game for a while. Upon return, I learned that my ATF quit the business and ATF #2 got too popular. So I set out for an adventure in LF on Monday. Unfortunately, it did not go well.

Melody: got a short hair lady that refuses to even tell me my name. She kept saying I am new and gave me a weak massage. After the flip, she refused to touch my junior. I got mad and told her to stop and left after 30 minutes into the session. I heard Cherry is good here but she doesn't work. $60 + $20 tips (yes, I was pissed).

QZ on Center: I walked in without an appointment to see the line up. Both providers were really ugly even with a mask on. I just left.

LF Day Spa: This is a weird one. The place is run by Viet MILFs. When I got there in the morning, there was only one provider working and a client is already there. Somehow, this lady, Anna (who is a 35 year old MILF with bolt ons, agreed to massage me for 30 minutes. Her massage is actually decent.

I did not enjoy the session. Her look and bolt ons aren't my thing. I even over tipped to get her remove her clothes. I could barely get hard. She eventually finished me off with decent efforts.

$40 + $100 tips (yes, I was desperate; I haven't touched a naked woman for a long time).

I have been in the game for 10 years now in NYC and SoCal. That was the worst day ever.

[SpicyCurry]

Went to look for CaoNee but she's fucking gone to a place near by they say. Got Linda instead, not a bad looking girl pushing 50 but full of fun. Had her before and her menu is getting better similar to Linda above.

[DJezDick]

Visited Happy Massage in SA earlier this week, specifically to see Katie. My last visit here was with Amy just prior to her matrimonial departure. And just prior to Amy was a visit with Katie. I recall a very fun and accommodating performance by Katie back then. No road (or cock) blocks and all Ports-o-Call were accessible. Was expecting the same this visit and, though different, it was not disappointing.

Entering Happy Massage right behind the girls as they unlocked the door, I saw many familiar faces but for one, short, woman in a dress. She was reminiscent of Amy in stature but was not the now happily wed, former hooker who bathed us all in horny reciprocity. But I digress. This not-so-young, height-impaired, filly was on a FaceTime call and chattering away in her native lexicon. I was tempted to ask for her but. Katie.

The current iteration of Katie is a bit thicker in all the various parts. And her face seemed a bit more 'Mr. Ed'-ish. Which is not to say she looks like a horse but is well on her way to faccia di cavallo. Someday.

Most importantly were her charms, with which she was potent as ever. With a hand gesture, she want from fully robed to fully disrobed in half-a-minute. She went from mouth empty to mouth full of cock and balls next, again with a simple hand gesture. Once I presented the 'jimmy', she knew to get up off her knees and lay down in prep for the Plumber to enter her saddle and ride. Yee Haw!

It's much fun to get her titties circling in opposite directions during the persistent pussy pounding. She'll grab them to tame the action for a moment, then braces herself on the table again so she doesn't get pushed off the edge headfirst. Her situational awareness is impeccable.

Nice review Mr Plumber. That's what I call laying some pipe. Keep up the hard work!

[Mr Plumber]

Visited Top Ten (Brookhurst & Westminster, across the street from Target). Molly and Lulu were off, so I took Anna. She is young, tall, pretty, and sweet. Although she is not a slim gal. Great massage with hot stones, a minute or two of respectable tease, and then flip. She asked for tip amount in advance but was very polite about it. They all want 50-60 now, so just get used to it. The days of 40 have flown the coup. A better than average handy with limited UTC, and wide ranging OTC. Maybe I am crazy, but I appreciate a genuinely nice girl who tries to do her best. Rather than those girls day dreaming about that Qing dynasty drama that's the rage. Overall I find TT to be a viable alternative to SH & BW with walled rooms, real massage, and fresh batch of girls.

I also saw Tiffany. The super star of the place. One of the cutest young providers around. But unfortunately also the worst at massage and the moodiest. But if you catch her on a her good day each month, it could be pretty sweet.

Hey! I was at Top 10 yesterday afternoon with Angela. Was hooping to catch Lucy but she's out until next week. Angela and I go way back and she's very sweet, as you've said about (almost) all TT providers. I've never visited Tiffany but it sounds like time to take her for a test drive. Maybe she's on Lucy's 'higher mileage' team? If true, she and Lucy are the standouts. Hope Anna squeezed out a good one!

[Sexaholic777]

Santa Ana.

Always new talent here. Ask for new girl.

https://nightfunpages.com/come-on-ov...er-30-minutes/

Westminster.

Sunny health. Ask for anna.

Came back to this 17th Street place in Santa Ana, voluptuous Nicole is back!

[Sexaholic777]

Saw Natalia at Angel Touch on Chapman this week. The place is pretty clean including the bathroom which is nice. Seems like all the girls are Latina which is great for my tastes. I did a 45 min session for $60. Natalia is pretty thick but does have a nice looking face and fat ass that was fun to grab. Large tits too with big areolas. She's also super friendly and bubbly. The massage was decent (nothing to write home about though). After some teasing she asked if I wanted to do anything else. She does do full service for $270 but I opted for just a HJ which was $120 (a bit pricey since it was non nuru). Doubt I'll see her again since I've read there is some good talent at this place.

Also, while I was waiting in the room for Natalia to come in I could hear the girl in the next room getting fucked. If you're looking for FS then seems like most girls here will do that.

If anyone has recommendations at Angel touch PM me. Hoping the next girl isn't quite as thick.

Nice tits. But you must be their favorite. I don't get FS here.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Visited Top Ten (Brookhurst & Westminster, across the street from Target). Molly and Lulu were off, so I took Anna. She is young, tall, pretty, and sweet. Although she is not a slim gal. Great massage with hot stones, a minute or two of respectable tease, and then flip. She asked for tip amount in advance but was very polite about it. They all want 50-60 now, so just get used to it. The days of 40 have flown the coup. A better than average handy with limited UTC, and wide ranging OTC. Maybe I am crazy, but I appreciate a genuinely nice girl who tries to do her best. Rather than those girls day dreaming about that Qing dynasty drama that's the rage. Overall I find TT to be a viable alternative to SH & BW with walled rooms, real massage, and fresh batch of girls.

I also saw Tiffany. The super star of the place. One of the cutest young providers around. But unfortunately also the worst at massage and the moodiest. But if you catch her on a her good day each month, it could be pretty sweet.

[Nadar8925]

Saw Natalia at Angel Touch on Chapman this week. The place is pretty clean including the bathroom which is nice. Seems like all the girls are Latina which is great for my tastes. I did a 45 min session for $60. Natalia is pretty thick but does have a nice looking face and fat ass that was fun to grab. Large tits too with big areolas. She's also super friendly and bubbly. The massage was decent (nothing to write home about though). After some teasing she asked if I wanted to do anything else. She does do full service for $270 but I opted for just a HJ which was $120 (a bit pricey since it was non nuru). Doubt I'll see her again since I've read there is some good talent at this place.

Also, while I was waiting in the room for Natalia to come in I could hear the girl in the next room getting fucked. If you're looking for FS then seems like most girls here will do that.

If anyone has recommendations at Angel touch PM me. Hoping the next girl isn't quite as thick.

[Mr Plumber]

Visited Happy Massage in SA earlier this week, specifically to see Katie. My last visit here was with Amy just prior to her matrimonial departure. And just prior to Amy was a visit with Katie. I recall a very fun and accommodating performance by Katie back then. No road (or cock) blocks and all Ports-o-Call were accessible. Was expecting the same this visit and, though different, it was not disappointing.

Entering Happy Massage right behind the girls as they unlocked the door, I saw many familiar faces but for one, short, woman in a dress. She was reminiscent of Amy in stature but was not the now happily wed, former hooker who bathed us all in horny reciprocity. But I digress. This not-so-young, height-impaired, filly was on a FaceTime call and chattering away in her native lexicon. I was tempted to ask for her but. Katie.

The current iteration of Katie is a bit thicker in all the various parts. And her face seemed a bit more 'Mr. Ed'-ish. Which is not to say she looks like a horse but is well on her way to faccia di cavallo. Someday.

Most importantly were her charms, with which she was potent as ever. With a hand gesture, she want from fully robed to fully disrobed in half-a-minute. She went from mouth empty to mouth full of cock and balls next, again with a simple hand gesture. Once I presented the 'jimmy', she knew to get up off her knees and lay down in prep for the Plumber to enter her saddle and ride. Yee Haw!

It's much fun to get her titties circling in opposite directions during the persistent pussy pounding. She'll grab them to tame the action for a moment, then braces herself on the table again so she doesn't get pushed off the edge headfirst. Her situational awareness is impeccable.

She did seem a bit lazy this time around, as she didn't want to roll over into downward facing dog for the ass-pounding portion of this day's festivities. The farthest she got was on her left side, where I placed her in the open scissors position and re-entered her now engorged and gaping twat. Her starfish was on full display and may have been calling me by name but I figured, "Hey, two out of three holes would put me in Major League Baseball's Hall of Fame. " In this venue, two out of three holes just puts me in the hall of shame. With many of you, my randy brethren.

So as I felt the swell of latent ejaculative fluids building and my nutsack slamming against her inner thigh, I pulled out, tore off the 'jacket' and pumped myself onto her waiting twat hairs (of which there are many. I should have said MANY!

And speaking of her twat, early on during this excursion, I slid my hand down her front to jostle her girlie boner to get her pump primed. The encounter with that mangrove of hair above her lioness snatch was daunting. I rummaged around in there and came out with a ball-peen hammer, a tape measure, and three Philips screw drivers. Oh and an unwrapped, unchewed piece of Wrigley's Spearmint gum. The tools were all Stanley brand and a bit rusty. Maybe she used to date an old contractor? The gum was still tasty though. In fact I'm still chewing it right now!

So all in all I guess I'd say the buck-forty I spent for an hour at Happy was an OK spend. Not the best, in looks or performance, but OK enough I'll go back one day and find out more about the short-stature, new (to me) member of the Happy Massage crew. To think of her as Amy #2 is, well, unthinkable (but we can all hope).

I may just call F&C's PPSn to say 'hey!' as I've not spoken to him or been to that end of OC in a LOOOONG time. Does he still keep his young child there during the day?

Peace and Pussy to All!

[YouMeToYou]

Bella Vie is my favorite in South OC.

A+ is also a great spot.

Read few reviews on google that they are legit. Any recent HE exp? TIA.

[Sticker]

I was in Orange yesterday, so I checked out a second-floor parlor mentioned a while back on this forum. It is in a weird-looking building next to a cheap motel on Tustin Ave, a block from where it intersects with Chapman. It's called Island Asian Spa, but my experience didn't entice me to visit that Island again anytime soon.

On the plus side, there is easy parking in back, and easy access to it up the back stairs with plenty of signage directly you to the place. They're a Vietnamese spot, and they're friendly.

The girl I got was in her 30's, and just okay looking, maybe a 6+. She smiled a lot upon entering my room and seeing me boned up. Asked if I'd been there before, and of course I lied that I had. No problem getting started with me dropping her top and panties, but she kept her minidress wrapped around her waist like a corset. BTW, the room had a couple of flyers stuck to the wall specifying it is a massage-only, legit establishment and don't ask for anything more (paraphrasing here). Any place that has those is always indicative that more can be had, but perhaps they think they can appease local LE if they get visited.

Anyway, no problem with feeding nor FIV, so I had her lie on her back. At first, she kept her legs tightly closed, so I started kissing the top of her vag and gently encouraging her to spread them. She did, but as I went in for the snacking, she wasn't the freshest-smelling I've encountered. But not "holy shit, that stinks" bad, so I worked through the initial displeasure until she juiced up more and the smell dissipated.

Lots of soft moaning from there, and super juicy, so I got up for the expected FS (I had sequestered a Magnum under the pillow if CFS would be required). But that's when she shook her head and said she can't do that. I showed her the rubber, but she still wasn't game. She also wasn't down for any kind of BJ and asked if I had gotten more from other girls there. So again, I lied, and said of course.

She said that there was a new manager and she was scared of her, so all she would do was HJ. Cutting my losses, I sat on the edge of the massage table and let her jack me while I had a mouth on a boob and a digit in her cavern. Yeah, I got off, but based on what I thought I'd be gettin', versus what was obtained, it's def a no-repeater for me. Onward.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

It's legit massage for girls. Girls aren't horny dawgs like men they don't need an asian girl or guy to get them off.

I think all of us are proud to be "horny dawgs". I wonder if we can get tee shirts or ballcaps with that written on it. What you are saying about the girls seems to make sense. Except for the fact that I have heard women moaning with pleasure with my own ears multiple times in SH. And I have never heard a provider make any such sound no matter if she was getting fingers, licked, or fucked. Why don't you go down there yourself Topgun Tupac and see the new girl "Cows Knees" that some guy was recommending.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Another tender, beautiful session with Cindy. To my surprise, she's Chinese, from Shanghai, and not Vietnamese, though her practice is in Little Saigon, and in the Little Saigon Village even.

Lift Her Up.

The vast majority of MP's in Westminster / Little Saigon are Chinese. Its hard to find any that are actually Vietnamese. I can think of just two: the place diagonally opposite of BW / SH and the place across the street from F&C next to Starbucks. Nearby is Angel Spa off Beach and of 22, and then the Stanton area of Beach.

The Chinese have monopolized MP's in the same way that Vietnamese have taken over the nail spas, Koreans liquor stores and dry cleaners, etc. I think there are two reasons. First, there seems to be a vast "underground railroad" of Chinese providers and shops. Where owners and providers can find each other, and owners can collude like a trade group. Have you noticed that so many of the AMP's have the same silly decals of colored footprints? And every shop has a Jessica, an Anna, a Coco, an Angela, etc.

The other reason seems to be the cultural norms are different in China than elsewhere. Vietnam is actually a conservative insular culture, and they congregate together in their own community. Even looser cultures like Thailand and the Philippines still have more a moral background, and limits. But 70+ years of communist rule, where they destroyed much of cultural fabric has left people worshiping the dollar (or RMB). I have experienced this very clearly in a few places that have Latinas and Chinese working in a shop, where the Latina flirts but won't touch dick, but the Chinese girl's specialty is the sausage handling.

This is what makes these Chinese providers so interesting. These are people who left their homes, their kids, their parents, their husbands, and travelled to a foreign country where they don't speak the language t do this job. And they seem to have little to no interest is enjoying anything in life. Except the occasional shopping. In a way its sad, but its also impressive. Would any of us go live in Russia, and finger 60 year old smelly fat women all day long, for years and years?

[Grunion Runner]

New to the hobby but here's the places I've tried.

Sakura day spa:

Went in, chubby vt 40's. She gave me an awkward massage, like she really tried but didn't really do too good a job. She even climbed and walked on my back. On the flip was some unenthusiastic massage with hands.

Nature Massage:

MMS at door greeted me, booked an hour, she went in with me. Gave a legit massage, on the flip asked what I wanted and I said FS. She said no due to my size, we settled on some CBJ and after a bit her jaw got tired. Finished manually. After clean up she brought two girls in and told me they could see me next time.

Angel touch:

Great experience, I was shocked at the quality of the girls we cut the the chase right away. I'd go all the time if it weren't so spendy.

Any places that do the actual nuru stuff with the gel and mattress? I tried getting that at AT but all they did was use warm oils and their hands and called that nuru.

[Lift Her Up]

Having read great reports about Cindy, and one or two not so good ones, I decided to see for myself. So glad I did. . . .

Another tender, beautiful session with Cindy. To my surprise, she's Chinese, from Shanghai, and not Vietnamese, though her practice is in Little Saigon, and in the Little Saigon Village even.

Lift Her Up.