Massage Parlor Reports

**Sexaholic777** · 08-26-22 22:33

Originally Posted by Nadar8925 [View Original Post]

Saw Natalia at Angel Touch on Chapman this week. The place is pretty clean including the bathroom which is nice. Seems like all the girls are Latina which is great for my tastes. I did a 45 min session for $60. Natalia is pretty thick but does have a nice looking face and fat ass that was fun to grab. Large tits too with big areolas. She's also super friendly and bubbly. The massage was decent (nothing to write home about though). After some teasing she asked if I wanted to do anything else. She does do full service for $270 but I opted for just a HJ which was $120 (a bit pricey since it was non nuru). Doubt I'll see her again since I've read there is some good talent at this place.

Also, while I was waiting in the room for Natalia to come in I could hear the girl in the next room getting fucked. If you're looking for FS then seems like most girls here will do that.

If anyone has recommendations at Angel touch PM me. Hoping the next girl isn't quite as thick.

Nice tits. But you must be their favorite. I don't get FS here.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-26-22 21:16

Visited Top Ten (Brookhurst & Westminster, across the street from Target). Molly and Lulu were off, so I took Anna. She is young, tall, pretty, and sweet. Although she is not a slim gal. Great massage with hot stones, a minute or two of respectable tease, and then flip. She asked for tip amount in advance but was very polite about it. They all want 50-60 now, so just get used to it. The days of 40 have flown the coup. A better than average handy with limited UTC, and wide ranging OTC. Maybe I am crazy, but I appreciate a genuinely nice girl who tries to do her best. Rather than those girls day dreaming about that Qing dynasty drama that's the rage. Overall I find TT to be a viable alternative to SH & BW with walled rooms, real massage, and fresh batch of girls.

I also saw Tiffany. The super star of the place. One of the cutest young providers around. But unfortunately also the worst at massage and the moodiest. But if you catch her on a her good day each month, it could be pretty sweet.

**Nadar8925** · 08-26-22 19:36

Saw Natalia at Angel Touch on Chapman this week. The place is pretty clean including the bathroom which is nice. Seems like all the girls are Latina which is great for my tastes. I did a 45 min session for $60. Natalia is pretty thick but does have a nice looking face and fat ass that was fun to grab. Large tits too with big areolas. She's also super friendly and bubbly. The massage was decent (nothing to write home about though). After some teasing she asked if I wanted to do anything else. She does do full service for $270 but I opted for just a HJ which was $120 (a bit pricey since it was non nuru). Doubt I'll see her again since I've read there is some good talent at this place.

Also, while I was waiting in the room for Natalia to come in I could hear the girl in the next room getting fucked. If you're looking for FS then seems like most girls here will do that.

If anyone has recommendations at Angel touch PM me. Hoping the next girl isn't quite as thick.

**Mr Plumber** · 08-26-22 15:50

Visited Happy Massage in SA earlier this week, specifically to see Katie. My last visit here was with Amy just prior to her matrimonial departure. And just prior to Amy was a visit with Katie. I recall a very fun and accommodating performance by Katie back then. No road (or cock) blocks and all Ports-o-Call were accessible. Was expecting the same this visit and, though different, it was not disappointing.

Entering Happy Massage right behind the girls as they unlocked the door, I saw many familiar faces but for one, short, woman in a dress. She was reminiscent of Amy in stature but was not the now happily wed, former hooker who bathed us all in horny reciprocity. But I digress. This not-so-young, height-impaired, filly was on a FaceTime call and chattering away in her native lexicon. I was tempted to ask for her but. Katie.

The current iteration of Katie is a bit thicker in all the various parts. And her face seemed a bit more 'Mr. Ed'-ish. Which is not to say she looks like a horse but is well on her way to faccia di cavallo. Someday.

Most importantly were her charms, with which she was potent as ever. With a hand gesture, she want from fully robed to fully disrobed in half-a-minute. She went from mouth empty to mouth full of cock and balls next, again with a simple hand gesture. Once I presented the 'jimmy', she knew to get up off her knees and lay down in prep for the Plumber to enter her saddle and ride. Yee Haw!

It's much fun to get her titties circling in opposite directions during the persistent pussy pounding. She'll grab them to tame the action for a moment, then braces herself on the table again so she doesn't get pushed off the edge headfirst. Her situational awareness is impeccable.

She did seem a bit lazy this time around, as she didn't want to roll over into downward facing dog for the ass-pounding portion of this day's festivities. The farthest she got was on her left side, where I placed her in the open scissors position and re-entered her now engorged and gaping twat. Her starfish was on full display and may have been calling me by name but I figured, "Hey, two out of three holes would put me in Major League Baseball's Hall of Fame. " In this venue, two out of three holes just puts me in the hall of shame. With many of you, my randy brethren.

So as I felt the swell of latent ejaculative fluids building and my nutsack slamming against her inner thigh, I pulled out, tore off the 'jacket' and pumped myself onto her waiting twat hairs (of which there are many. I should have said MANY!

And speaking of her twat, early on during this excursion, I slid my hand down her front to jostle her girlie boner to get her pump primed. The encounter with that mangrove of hair above her lioness snatch was daunting. I rummaged around in there and came out with a ball-peen hammer, a tape measure, and three Philips screw drivers. Oh and an unwrapped, unchewed piece of Wrigley's Spearmint gum. The tools were all Stanley brand and a bit rusty. Maybe she used to date an old contractor? The gum was still tasty though. In fact I'm still chewing it right now!

So all in all I guess I'd say the buck-forty I spent for an hour at Happy was an OK spend. Not the best, in looks or performance, but OK enough I'll go back one day and find out more about the short-stature, new (to me) member of the Happy Massage crew. To think of her as Amy #2 is, well, unthinkable (but we can all hope).

I may just call F&C's PPSn to say 'hey!' as I've not spoken to him or been to that end of OC in a LOOOONG time. Does he still keep his young child there during the day?

Peace and Pussy to All!

**YouMeToYou** · 08-26-22 15:13

Originally Posted by SkinnyDugan [View Original Post]

Bella Vie is my favorite in South OC.

A+ is also a great spot.

Read few reviews on google that they are legit. Any recent HE exp? TIA.

**Sticker** · 08-26-22 11:04

I was in Orange yesterday, so I checked out a second-floor parlor mentioned a while back on this forum. It is in a weird-looking building next to a cheap motel on Tustin Ave, a block from where it intersects with Chapman. It's called Island Asian Spa, but my experience didn't entice me to visit that Island again anytime soon.

On the plus side, there is easy parking in back, and easy access to it up the back stairs with plenty of signage directly you to the place. They're a Vietnamese spot, and they're friendly.

The girl I got was in her 30's, and just okay looking, maybe a 6+. She smiled a lot upon entering my room and seeing me boned up. Asked if I'd been there before, and of course I lied that I had. No problem getting started with me dropping her top and panties, but she kept her minidress wrapped around her waist like a corset. BTW, the room had a couple of flyers stuck to the wall specifying it is a massage-only, legit establishment and don't ask for anything more (paraphrasing here). Any place that has those is always indicative that more can be had, but perhaps they think they can appease local LE if they get visited.

Anyway, no problem with feeding nor FIV, so I had her lie on her back. At first, she kept her legs tightly closed, so I started kissing the top of her vag and gently encouraging her to spread them. She did, but as I went in for the snacking, she wasn't the freshest-smelling I've encountered. But not "holy shit, that stinks" bad, so I worked through the initial displeasure until she juiced up more and the smell dissipated.

Lots of soft moaning from there, and super juicy, so I got up for the expected FS (I had sequestered a Magnum under the pillow if CFS would be required). But that's when she shook her head and said she can't do that. I showed her the rubber, but she still wasn't game. She also wasn't down for any kind of BJ and asked if I had gotten more from other girls there. So again, I lied, and said of course.

She said that there was a new manager and she was scared of her, so all she would do was HJ. Cutting my losses, I sat on the edge of the massage table and let her jack me while I had a mouth on a boob and a digit in her cavern. Yeah, I got off, but based on what I thought I'd be gettin', versus what was obtained, it's def a no-repeater for me. Onward.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-26-22 10:04

Originally Posted by LarryFlynt1978 [View Original Post]

It's legit massage for girls. Girls aren't horny dawgs like men they don't need an asian girl or guy to get them off.

I think all of us are proud to be "horny dawgs". I wonder if we can get tee shirts or ballcaps with that written on it. What you are saying about the girls seems to make sense. Except for the fact that I have heard women moaning with pleasure with my own ears multiple times in SH. And I have never heard a provider make any such sound no matter if she was getting fingers, licked, or fucked. Why don't you go down there yourself Topgun Tupac and see the new girl "Cows Knees" that some guy was recommending.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-26-22 09:49

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

Another tender, beautiful session with Cindy. To my surprise, she's Chinese, from Shanghai, and not Vietnamese, though her practice is in Little Saigon, and in the Little Saigon Village even.

Lift Her Up.

The vast majority of MP's in Westminster / Little Saigon are Chinese. Its hard to find any that are actually Vietnamese. I can think of just two: the place diagonally opposite of BW / SH and the place across the street from F&C next to Starbucks. Nearby is Angel Spa off Beach and of 22, and then the Stanton area of Beach.

The Chinese have monopolized MP's in the same way that Vietnamese have taken over the nail spas, Koreans liquor stores and dry cleaners, etc. I think there are two reasons. First, there seems to be a vast "underground railroad" of Chinese providers and shops. Where owners and providers can find each other, and owners can collude like a trade group. Have you noticed that so many of the AMP's have the same silly decals of colored footprints? And every shop has a Jessica, an Anna, a Coco, an Angela, etc.

The other reason seems to be the cultural norms are different in China than elsewhere. Vietnam is actually a conservative insular culture, and they congregate together in their own community. Even looser cultures like Thailand and the Philippines still have more a moral background, and limits. But 70+ years of communist rule, where they destroyed much of cultural fabric has left people worshiping the dollar (or RMB). I have experienced this very clearly in a few places that have Latinas and Chinese working in a shop, where the Latina flirts but won't touch dick, but the Chinese girl's specialty is the sausage handling.

This is what makes these Chinese providers so interesting. These are people who left their homes, their kids, their parents, their husbands, and travelled to a foreign country where they don't speak the language t do this job. And they seem to have little to no interest is enjoying anything in life. Except the occasional shopping. In a way its sad, but its also impressive. Would any of us go live in Russia, and finger 60 year old smelly fat women all day long, for years and years?

**Grunion Runner** · 08-26-22 07:43

New to the hobby but here's the places I've tried.

Sakura day spa:

Went in, chubby vt 40's. She gave me an awkward massage, like she really tried but didn't really do too good a job. She even climbed and walked on my back. On the flip was some unenthusiastic massage with hands.

Nature Massage:

MMS at door greeted me, booked an hour, she went in with me. Gave a legit massage, on the flip asked what I wanted and I said FS. She said no due to my size, we settled on some CBJ and after a bit her jaw got tired. Finished manually. After clean up she brought two girls in and told me they could see me next time.

Angel touch:

Great experience, I was shocked at the quality of the girls we cut the the chase right away. I'd go all the time if it weren't so spendy.

Any places that do the actual nuru stuff with the gel and mattress? I tried getting that at AT but all they did was use warm oils and their hands and called that nuru.

**Lift Her Up** · 08-26-22 02:08

Originally Posted by LiftHerUp [View Original Post]

Having read great reports about Cindy, and one or two not so good ones, I decided to see for myself. So glad I did. . . .

Another tender, beautiful session with Cindy. To my surprise, she's Chinese, from Shanghai, and not Vietnamese, though her practice is in Little Saigon, and in the Little Saigon Village even.

Lift Her Up.

**LarryFlynt1978** · 08-25-22 21:33

Originally Posted by BigFish999 [View Original Post]

According to Google reviews at SH, that is what's happening, there is fun for ladies.

It's legit massage for girls. Girls aren't horny dawgs like men they don't need an asian girl or guy to get them off.

**XxPartyBoy300** · 08-25-22 21:24

Originally Posted by DaviSaw [View Original Post]

May have been an off day along with just not clicking, but with an urge to try someplace different around the area I found myself in, I ended up going to Lavender Spa in Tustin / Orange. I work to text first most times, and try to call ahead of going in as the response gives a idea of the attitude of the place most times. I texted, and no response. Called as well, no response but sent to a voicemail that didn't have a greeting, so took a risk and went ahead and walked in after seeing the place empty out front.

Walking in, was greeted at the window by one of two of the women on staff as one was snacking on lunch I guess and didn't see much. Asked for. 4 and the door was opened by a short young dark haired cutie in a mid thigh number with pokies on display. Promising I hoped. Shown the room and she left for me to get ready and on the table. It worked out she didn't know much English as I tried to figure out what was available and the whole interaction was awkward as she was trying to ask if I wanted oil on my back after the initial 'push around on the back with a towel' routine that usually starts. Then kept asking if I wanted my legs done (yes) and if I wanted other side (YES), but all through all of this anytime I would try to brush her leg or butt as she was close, it was met with a recoil like I shocked her. Tried talking again to get something going and just no understanding. So I gave up and let the time finish and started getting ready. While dressing she came back in, I left a. 2 on the table and she was able to get out a question as to where I found them, I showed them the online page where I found their info and best I could come out of the following conversation was I needed to work out at the beginning what I wanted (which was tried but no comprehension) and / or to call ahead and say what type of rub I wanted. Considered I called a couple of times and no answer, I'm not sure how that was supposed to happen. She then said there was another girl on site and brought me upfront behind the curtain to speak to her. The second one worked out what happened and said if I wanted I could go again with her but wasn't pleased it would have cost me another. 4 for the house in addition. I asked for next time just throwing out there what $. 2 would get and I was greeted with just pointing to her mouth. Too rich no matter how cute the first one was (the second had much larger boobs that would have been fun and some extra curves that I wouldn't mind but out of the mood at that point). When basically told if I wanted less expensive options they handed me a card to a sister store down the road I guess but I just called it as a write off of a trip.

Not all trips work out, and this for me was just one of them. I need to get interactive and post on the other places I have hit around the area.

I went there yesterday, shit dry massage. 10 minutes she asked if I wanted extras, Chinese pretty face black dress. I asked how much to fuck and she said 160, decline.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-25-22 20:53

Originally Posted by TommyGaines [View Original Post]

That's because she was dry. You got to lick it before you kick it.

Or bring a bottle of lube? These prunes don't have the same juice as young plums.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 08-25-22 20:51

Originally Posted by Caribe [View Original Post]

From female acquaintances, I know many of the providers that are often mentioned in this forum will provide extras to female customers. Be discreet and tip right. These sources will only ask for extras from female providers. If the tip is green, it doesn't matter if it is a dick or pussy.

It makes sense. Even if you have a girlfriend who loves you, how often will she blow you, or stick her finger up your ass? Imagine doing that hour after hour for guys you can't even have a conversation with. This is clearly a job, not a fun day for them.

But that being said, I have heard or seen males with the females in SH.

**LarryFlynt1978** · 08-25-22 20:49

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