Massage Parlor Reports

[HeadorTail]

My two cents on Bamboo Wood in Westminster, as different mongers on this board have different thoughts about it. This place has become a go-to for me, as I am almost guaranteed consistently good massage and HE. Massage IMO is about as good as it gets for a non-certified-legit place, and so much better than the standard bullshit Asian parlor massage. HE is good at teasing and building up, working the little head instead of just jackhammer pounding. Providers are thin or pleasantly voluptuous and are not models but are not ugly and not grannies, usually mid-30's to mid-40's Chinese I would say. Masks off these days. I've had Anna, Susu, and Jessica at least twice each, and they've all been consistent. Thicker Susu's massage and HE might be the best of those, or maybe thinner Anna's. Heavy curtains separate each customer and Chinese Muzak keeps sound from traveling more than one curtain away. Parking out front is usually easy and house fee is. 35. Tip is. 40 and up, they seem fine with. 4 to. 5 for regular service. Some allow more roaming and than others, and money does talk, but the emphasis seems to be mostly on solid massage and HE. I did have a slightly lackluster massage and HE (not bad, just not as good as usual) once recently from another provider there, but that's been the only time. I don't know if that indicates things are going downhill. I've never seen a Latina. Don't know if there is one.

I just have one disagreement on the review. Parking can be tough out front. Spaces are tiny and some of the other drivers in the lot are. Bad. LOL.

My suggestion is to go down the alley on either of the strip mall and park in back (SE) corner. Not crowded and if you're going upstairs the SH folks won't see you and vice versa. No walk of shame for those of you that worry about such things.

[Mitre Ds]

Agree, I love this place. Recently someone reported a Charlie there, are you familiar with her? Also house fee is or was $35 but last week I gave mms $40 and she didn't give back $5. I assumed they increased fee to $40 to match their neighbor downstairs.

I had. 35 last week. The only time I had. 40 was my first time. Back then there was some discussion on this board about time of day affecting the price, I think, but since then I've had always. 35 at various times of day or night and days of the week.

[Kevin80]

My two cents on Bamboo Wood in Westminster, as different mongers on this board have different thoughts about it. This place has become a go-to for me, as I am almost guaranteed consistently good massage and HE. Massage IMO is about as good as it gets for a non-certified-legit place, and so much better than the standard bullshit Asian parlor massage. HE is good at teasing and building up, working the little head instead of just jackhammer pounding. Providers are thin or pleasantly voluptuous and are not models but are not ugly and not grannies, usually mid-30's to mid-40's Chinese I would say. Masks off these days. I've had Anna, Susu, and Jessica at least twice each, and they've all been consistent. Thicker Susu's massage and HE might be the best of those, or maybe thinner Anna's. Heavy curtains separate each customer and Chinese Muzak keeps sound from traveling more than one curtain away. Parking out front is usually easy and house fee is. 35. Tip is. 40 and up, they seem fine with. 4 to. 5 for regular service. Some allow more roaming and than others, and money does talk, but the emphasis seems to be mostly on solid massage and HE. I did have a slightly lackluster massage and HE (not bad, just not as good as usual) once recently from another provider there, but that's been the only time. I don't know if that indicates things are going downhill. I've never seen a Latina. Don't know if there is one.

Agree, I love this place. Recently someone reported a Charlie there, are you familiar with her? Also house fee is or was $35 but last week I gave mms $40 and she didn't give back $5. I assumed they increased fee to $40 to match their neighbor downstairs.

[Sticker]

Since my reg girl couldn't make it yesterday afternoon, I went back to Coconut to see Lulu again. Still fun, and I had a similar experience to my first time there. Love her mouth skills as well as her enthusiasm in CFS. No other mongers there at the time, and upon leaving, another girl smiles as she butts in front of Lulu and grabs my unit. "Do you want more with me?" She was laughing and so was Lulu, but I needed to bolt. Her name is Tina, and while she's a bit older than Lulu, her face is acceptable (her bod was clothed, but she appeared to be in proportion).

Anyone try Tina and, if so, how is she? Maybe next time I'll get her and Lulu as a duo.

[Mitre Ds]

My two cents on Bamboo Wood in Westminster, as different mongers on this board have different thoughts about it. This place has become a go-to for me, as I am almost guaranteed consistently good massage and HE. Massage IMO is about as good as it gets for a non-certified-legit place, and so much better than the standard bullshit Asian parlor massage. HE is good at teasing and building up, working the little head instead of just jackhammer pounding. Providers are thin or pleasantly voluptuous and are not models but are not ugly and not grannies, usually mid-30's to mid-40's Chinese I would say. Masks off these days. I've had Anna, Susu, and Jessica at least twice each, and they've all been consistent. Thicker Susu's massage and HE might be the best of those, or maybe thinner Anna's. Heavy curtains separate each customer and Chinese Muzak keeps sound from traveling more than one curtain away. Parking out front is usually easy and house fee is. 35. Tip is. 40 and up, they seem fine with. 4 to. 5 for regular service. Some allow more roaming and than others, and money does talk, but the emphasis seems to be mostly on solid massage and HE. I did have a slightly lackluster massage and HE (not bad, just not as good as usual) once recently from another provider there, but that's been the only time. I don't know if that indicates things are going downhill. I've never seen a Latina. Don't know if there is one.

[Mitre Ds]

Went to this place on Euclid and Lampson. Second floor of commercial building. Had an appointment (booker said 10:30 am-6:30 pm) to see Lyni, who is a 20's Viet with blond in her hair who does look like a coffee shop girl with tats. Not thick but not the skinniest, and her B tits are natural and a little droopy. Ended up being a TOFTT situation, as 2. 6 for short CBJ and completely uninspired starfish CFS is not my thing. Will not repeat. She did say the service is all Vietnamese. Have not been to the Warner HB location. Maybe worth it for you if you absolutely need young Viet that day. YMMV.

Nothing much to report, as previous reports are accurate.

Saw Lyni recently. Lyni did a light massage, little teasing. On the flip, asked what I wanted, she asked "everything?" I said how much, she said 200. Damn kind of high-priced, but she does look like a typical blonde Viet chick in Westminster or Viet coffee shop, which I like.
Looks like her pictures, has various arm tats. B cups, nice nipples. Body was good could lose 5-10 pounds, not skinny, not fat, good size booty. Mild sloppiness CBJ, CFS, non-GFE.


Repeat? Maybe.

Sophia looks like her pictures as well, leaner body, bigger fake tits, but probably 40s.

https://t.me/s/hpending69

[Rexlo]

Maybe older! Her holes could've been plundered by Genghis Khan. But she still has energy and hunger for dick!

All this talk about Lucy has me remembering Amy from there sister location in Santa Ana she was in my opinion more fun then Lucy in my experience. Loved how tiny she was would man handle her so easy and she never complained her tip was fairly low and she would never try to ask for more. Miss those days with her hope she returns one day.

[JulianSorel]

Back in the days before Nirvana got busted, Rose would see 3 mongers in half an hour. You had to make an appointment to see her, but they'd triple book the appointments. When you showed up they told you that she was busy and they'd have another girl do the massage and Rose would be in for the finish. So you'd go in and get rubbed by whatever random provider was available, while listening to her slurping away on the guy in the room next door, then 10 minutes later listening to the guy in the room across the hall pound her ass, then she'd come into your room, drop the dress, and it was your turn in your orifice of choice. Not very appealing and I wouldn't have done it if I knew the system. She just got so popular, mostly due to reviews here, that she had to maximize her efficiencies to put it nicely.

She took it in the ass?

[Caribe]

Pushing 60? LOL She's way past 60. She's pushing 70, if not 80.

Maybe older! Her holes could've been plundered by Genghis Khan. But she still has energy and hunger for dick!

[Rudiger]

LOL, just like seeing a doctor now. The nurse takes all your vitals and will ask you what's bothering you. Then leave you sitting in your underwear sitting on that paper covered table. Doctor comes in, checks the report, sticks his finger up your ass, then tell you to lose weight. You're there for an hr and only been with the Dr for 5-10 minutes.

Good analogy. Romantic, it ain't.

[LilBuddyGillig]

Well, when there's a line 3-deep that keeps moving, and I'm there for 20 minutes and in that time she sees 3 guys, and at a rate that she doesn't even bother to get dressed as she hops from cock to cock, I dunno, my math kinda adds up. <-- Just described an actual experience, and the last time I'll ever go there.

I've been here over a dozen times. There's never a line, and Rosie is always available. Rosie manages the girls and sees clients occasionally. That's why she is always in and out because she has to put out the fires from all of the bait and switches she does. It's creepy how lifeless this place is most all the time. But the continual bait and switch, multiple names / pictures given to each girl, and inability of Rosie telling the truth led me astray. Over this place. Been disappointed way too many times.

Rosie is also not hot! She's a thick Asian likely late 20's early 30's. The stench is alarming and posts red flags.

[JetStream1]

This is near first and broadway. Had some weird name but the cards on the desk say Oasis. Upstairs.

Only one girl working who said her name was apple. I'd say 30 years old or so wearing a pink dress. . 40 for 30 minutes.

They actually had rooms with walls and doors unlike Bamboo and others which was nice. She did a forgettable massage and on the flip said. 60 for HJ, $ for BJ and $1. 4 for FS. I didn't have much cash so I did the. 60 topless. Nice man made boobs. Everything OTC was fine down under. Just not UTC. Overall a good experience but would be curious how she is for FS.

This is not Oasis at Fairview and Warner? That's also Santa Ana I think.

[RalphsTheGuy]

What is the actual name of this new massage parlor and where? Does the infamous Lucy work there too?

BBFS at Fish and Chips has been a staple with every provider there.

As for safety, what's your definition of safety?

If you're referring to the fact that you can safely ask for BBFS, then sure it's safe.

If you're referring to STDs, All bare activities have some risks.

I PM'd you chaos.

[RalphsTheGuy]

What is the actual name of this new massage parlor and where? Does the infamous Lucy work there too?

Look up Alaskan fish and chips in Westminster.

[Robie1995]

Anyone fuck any of the girls at Keg sluggers next to Ckb?