Massage Parlor Reports

[SonChi]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

There were a flurry of bad reviews in November and December, I would avoid.

[SonChi]

Brothers,

Thai "No pain no gain" Candy is taking a break, so check her out before she goes. Same story for me: super busty sweetheart, CMT level massage, wonderful assortment of finishes. I am going again this week, usual Nuru, which means I get the tatas on my back before the flip, gentle nursing, and then whatever happens.

1. 2 for rub only, +1. 4 for play = 2. 6 all in for 1 hour. Say what you want up front so it all just happens smoothly.

CFS seems to be on the menu, but not my thing.

https://dc.rubratings.com/266619

YMMV, I always leave happier than I arrived.

[JmSuttr]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

First, a web search for her phone number didn't find anything other than that single RR ad.

Second, an image search (using the 2 pics that show her face) also didn't find anything other than that single RR ad.

It would be great if she turns out to be the real deal but, without more info, you're definitely right to be cautious on this one.

[Nbik08]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

[Kijimuna]

LC is your nice neighborhood go to AMP. Nice provider and nice massage that will make you feel good and maybe happy. Not an expanded menu but nice gal that seems to like what she does. Katie is just over 100 lbs so a back walk is a pleasure and feels good. Sweet gal, treat her well. Looks like she is here for long time since it is not the typical Flushing rotation girls place. Since usually only her there, call or text for appointment. Generally she communicates well and has not shorted me on time.

HG2.

Katie has pretty big tits. Takes a bit of convincing to get them out, but they are nice to play with once you do.

[AvgJoe123]

Has anyone tried Retreat Massage on Columbia Pike in Arlington? Ad is on RubRatings. If I end up giving it a shot I'll report but just checking if anyone else has been there.

Yes, I've visited multiple times. Always received L1, at my request from middle-aged Asian MTs. Reliable, non-exceptional service if you are in the area. I believe that additional services are available. There is another AMP just a few doors down with similar services. It's on a Main Street with a door on the front, and then you go upstairs. Parking available on the side streets.

[ProperPunter]

No, thank God. Then again, it's been a number of years since I've visited a provider in DC proper.

As another monger mentioned, you would do well to invest in a burner phone for the purpose of hobbying. Better safe than sorry. Besides, I frequently have to use my personal cell phone for work purposes and can't afford to have any hobbying stuff come up when I'm with my manager or a customer.

Agreed. The way I addressed was an sms app which created its own phone number. I created a burner email address to validate the app registration. The scammer called me on the app number, which I then deleted. Best part is that when the app is closed no calls come through.

Safe travels.

[Bacon Bread]

Has anyone tried Retreat Massage on Columbia Pike in Arlington? Ad is on RubRatings. If I end up giving it a shot I'll report but just checking if anyone else has been there.

[DecksDark987]

When is MaeRae / Mary usually there? I've been to relaxation a couple times in the past few weeks but it seemed to only be MMS Nikki there each time I stopped by. Nikki does a good massage and her nova skills are top notch (and she's more than willing to take direction if you want her to slow down to enjoy the experience. "Just tell me what you want") She was also totally down to give a PM which I'd never had before but had been curious about (verdict: not bad!) all without ever discussing tip.

That all said I'd like to sample some of the other talent, especially since Nikki is no looker by any means. Is MaeRae only a nova girl or is there other options on the menu?

Maerae works seven days a week and is almost always there. I had one occasion when I popped in around 10:30 and she wasn't there yet, Nikki put me in a room, called her, and I had about 15 minutes of quiet time before she showed. On another visit in December, she was out for a dentist appt, Nikki offered to see me again, insisted, but I passed to go visit other shops.

As a side note, I popped in to visit Keep Healthy in Sterling having seen it on RM for a long time. It's very discrete and has a table shower so I was expecting quite a good time. I walked in through an unlocked door to a lobby that was stripped of anything AMP related. The mms actually seemed kind of poised that I was there but took my money and put me in a room. A very cute 30 yo came in to my relief. She was friendly enough (the closest I could guess at her name was Kenya) but very formal and kept complete distance to avoid any touching or signalling at all. I hadn't experienced this before and didn't really know what to make of it. The massage was fine 7/10. Zero teasing. She did put her finger to her lips and shhhhh. She said you really wanted full body massage, right? Yeah. You take care of me? Of course. She performed an above average nova while remaining aloof. I felt bad. She was a really sweet girl. That mms must be a ***** to work for. I got the impression they really just want to be a legit shop. Now I know.

[Rimbau]

I had some time to kill, so I went to check out Harmony Spa, a K spa.

Location: 3621 Columbia Pike, It's on a busy section of a busy thoroughfare, next to a Burger King and other businesses, so be mindful. You go in in by walking close to an all glass barber shop window up a set of stairs. It is very clean and tidy, everything in its place.

Caution: I went in the evening, but there is a lot of street lighting, parking is in the side of the building and your car may be visible to cars driving by. If you have a distinctive ride, be aware. Also, you exit through a backdoor, right in the line of sight for cars in the Burger King drive through. Not too great.

Service: I drew Amy, a youngish BBW K girl who seems new to the life. BBW is not my thing, but she was youngish and engaging, so I went with it. I say late 20's. There was someone else there, but I did not see them. Thorough TS, hitting all the spots, then a short stay in the sauna for 3 minutes. After a great short massage, the flip came. I will reiterate, the massage had potential. As a bigger woman, she was able to apply nice pressure and loosen me up. If I saw her again, I would get an hour just for the massage. Actually, I liked her a lot and we were vibing all the way. I only chose 30 minutes, so at the flip, I motioned for the mouth, and she agreed for 1. 0. A nice CBJ, the cover insisted by her, began with me sitting up on the table, her on her knees. Mechanical but good dt technique determined to please. I could not finish with the bag and ended up laying down on the table as she finished me with a nova. I do not know what else is on the menu.

Total: 1. 6, YMMV.

Summary: All in all, a nice clean place on the inside, a great provider, but too public for me to go again, especially during the day. Maybe there are other places to park, so if you are local, you will know. Stay safe brothers and be nice to the consenting ladies.

I haven't been since before March 2020, but there used to be parking in the back that we pretty secluded.

[JmSuttr]

Fate sent me to the gallows on this journey. 2100 plaza to be exact, except, this hanged man was surprised to see not one deadman's rope, but four!

Lanna Oriental Spa.

Star Massage Therapy.

Oriental Health Wellness.

And Yin Yang Health.

Well my friends this here might be a bloom or bust but if I chose correctly, and I did.

It wasn't going to be my neck getting tugged in this dream.

So I went with Yin Yang and spent an hour with Vivi, a cute middle aged Chinese girl with dyed brown hair, skin tight black yoga pants and a black under armor shirt. She had a plump body not thin but not fat. Pretty good English enough to hold a conversation while she gave me a pretty decent massage. . 8 for the hour. Plenty of teasing in this dream and giving me the correct signals this time to let me know silently that she was game for more. In this dream I undressed her pants for a little bit of FIV and pulled up her shirt for a little nursing. She had a great pair of Bs with nice round and pointy nipples, shaped perfectly like those on a baby bottle. She had a tramp stamp on her back. I tried to go for more but she told me a HJ is all that was offered, but her technique was good so I had no complaints. She did this lip bite that drove me insane and built me up to a nice climax, double handed on the knob and in prime position to take the full extent all over her tits and stomach. She offered me a shower afterwards and with no complaints about tip I left her. 8 which was received with a smile.

All in all a great time and I will def repeat.

But I am interested in what is offered at the previous spas I named. This plaza might actually be a treasure cove for a pirate monger like myself. Please let me know if any of you bros had some pleasant dreams here.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

All the spas in that complex are worth a visit for pleasant dreams, with the exception of Lanna (legit only). Some of the spas have more staff turnover than others but the ladies at Yin Yang and Star have been there for a while. YMMV, as always, depending on the masseuse and how much chemistry you have with her, but it's worth exploring. Also, about Lanna, you can get a great legit massage there if you need some time to recover from the FBSM places.

[DoYouKnow]

Jenny you got my number.

She has this way about her and we have some long time chemistry, that she will ensure you make it a like a GFE experience. Only speaking from my time with her. Happy Mongering Gents.

[JmSuttr]

Can somebody PM me a good Thai provider in or around fairfax? Thanks!

Sophie -.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...436024116.html

Alexa -.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...433661949.html

Alexa's ad says Tysons but, unless she recently made a permanent move, she also has an incall location near FO Mall. Just text her and ask if she's taking appts in Fairfax. Both Sophie and Alexa use real pics in their ads. Also, just as an FYI, although they work independently, Sophie and Alexa know each other well. If you have a good session with one of them you'll have a good reference if you decide to see the other.

[JmSuttr]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

Seems like this is the monger version of the scam which an "official" caller tells you that the IRS (or other agency) will issue a warrant for your arrest if you don't pay a fine. And usually they want you to pay by gift card, or BTC, or some other untraceable method.

It's all BS and can be ignored, although I agree that the main concern is how they got your number in the first place. And I second the recommendation that you get a burner phone and use that exclusively for your hobby activities.

[Silk3434]

Does this most beautiful AMP girl have a name? For me, Linda at Angel Therapy in Fairfax is the standard bearer in NOVA but always looking for new and better ones.

Jenny you got my number.