Massage Parlor Reports

**FacelessBoy** · 01-25-22 17:37

Went to Kara Therapy in Fairfax, which had a lot of reviews saying that a certain Mimi will do a nice BBBJ on rubmaps. This is a lie.

Mimi has some nice tits, and she's definitely on the thicker side of things and older, but she looked pretty enough. TS and then had an okay massage to start, and on the flip we negotiated. 8 extra for the BBBJ, but it was all fake. She doesn't actually do it, just uses her hands and makes it look like it is. We did some P2 P though and she took off all her clothes, so overall I ended up happy and gave her what we discussed anyway. Probably won't return as this is the third time I've gotten only the HJ with no oral action. Three strikes and you're out. I would be willing to go expecting only an HJ and a smaller tip though.

**Bunker Buster** · 01-25-22 17:20

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

So I received a text from Jane the other night letting me know she had a new young talent available for massage.

Sounded enticing so I thought I'd give it a try.

Well, young hot talent turns out to be average early 40's Julia, who I thought looked and sounded familiar. And after talking to her I remembered who she was. She was the previous owner at Camelia spa in Arlington. The one that used to be legit, which is why I was so shocked to hear the place become a FS joint within the last year, but she told me she sold it. She had a very robotic voice to her. Good English but the kind of English you'd hear when using your GPS or Google translate. It's due to the fact Julia has a bad ear so everytime I tried to strike conversation it was like playing a game of telephone with 2 people. "I want a hand job".

"You watered the door knob?" "Never mind, forget it".

The massage made the the already painful situation worse. Lots of elbows. It was like having a 4 year old walking on you with roller blades. I basically knew how this was going to end but wanted to torture myself for an hour with the small fraction of hope that maybe Jane would condition Julia on her etiquette. Credit where it's due Julia is a step up from Jane in the looks department but at least Jane delivers a bomb HE. But that didnt happen. Don't expect Julia to go anywhere near your junk tho. You're better off throwing your $100 bucks in the trash and running into a bus then come to this spa. What a disappointment.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

And saving me the money. I tried to see her last night but she was booked, and now I'm definitely not going.

**Sexingit** · 01-25-22 13:19

Nalee has disappeared from my radar after several attempts to connect. It's weird because she was my ATF and now she's completely ghosting me. Has anybody seen her recently? I'm hoping that I'm not getting cockblocked by some dude.

**TheDrowned** · 01-24-22 22:58

So I received a text from Jane the other night letting me know she had a new young talent available for massage.

Sounded enticing so I thought I'd give it a try.

Well, young hot talent turns out to be average early 40's Julia, who I thought looked and sounded familiar. And after talking to her I remembered who she was. She was the previous owner at Camelia spa in Arlington. The one that used to be legit, which is why I was so shocked to hear the place become a FS joint within the last year, but she told me she sold it. She had a very robotic voice to her. Good English but the kind of English you'd hear when using your GPS or Google translate. It's due to the fact Julia has a bad ear so everytime I tried to strike conversation it was like playing a game of telephone with 2 people. "I want a hand job".

"You watered the door knob?" "Never mind, forget it".

The massage made the the already painful situation worse. Lots of elbows. It was like having a 4 year old walking on you with roller blades. I basically knew how this was going to end but wanted to torture myself for an hour with the small fraction of hope that maybe Jane would condition Julia on her etiquette. Credit where it's due Julia is a step up from Jane in the looks department but at least Jane delivers a bomb HE. But that didn’t happen. Don't expect Julia to go anywhere near your junk tho. You're better off throwing your $100 bucks in the trash and running into a bus then come to this spa. What a disappointment.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**JohnLee42** · 01-24-22 22:27

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Brothers,

Thai "No pain no gain" Candy is taking a break, so check her out before she goes. Same story for me: super busty sweetheart, CMT level massage, wonderful assortment of finishes. I am going again this week, usual Nuru, which means I get the tatas on my back before the flip, gentle nursing, and then whatever happens.

1. 2 for rub only, +1. 4 for play = 2. 6 all in for 1 hour. Say what you want up front so it all just happens smoothly.

CFS seems to be on the menu, but not my thing.

https://dc.rubratings.com/266619

YMMV, I always leave happier than I arrived.

Thanks for reminding me. She is leaving the country.

**SonChi** · 01-24-22 22:16

Originally Posted by Nbik08 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

There were a flurry of bad reviews in November and December, I would avoid.

**SonChi** · 01-24-22 22:14

Brothers,

Thai "No pain no gain" Candy is taking a break, so check her out before she goes. Same story for me: super busty sweetheart, CMT level massage, wonderful assortment of finishes. I am going again this week, usual Nuru, which means I get the tatas on my back before the flip, gentle nursing, and then whatever happens.

1. 2 for rub only, +1. 4 for play = 2. 6 all in for 1 hour. Say what you want up front so it all just happens smoothly.

CFS seems to be on the menu, but not my thing.

https://dc.rubratings.com/266619

YMMV, I always leave happier than I arrived.

**JmSuttr** · 01-24-22 19:50

Originally Posted by Nbik08 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

First, a web search for her phone number didn't find anything other than that single RR ad.

Second, an image search (using the 2 pics that show her face) also didn't find anything other than that single RR ad.

It would be great if she turns out to be the real deal but, without more info, you're definitely right to be cautious on this one.

**Nbik08** · 01-24-22 15:41

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

**Kijimuna** · 01-24-22 13:57

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

LC is your nice neighborhood go to AMP. Nice provider and nice massage that will make you feel good and maybe happy. Not an expanded menu but nice gal that seems to like what she does. Katie is just over 100 lbs so a back walk is a pleasure and feels good. Sweet gal, treat her well. Looks like she is here for long time since it is not the typical Flushing rotation girls place. Since usually only her there, call or text for appointment. Generally she communicates well and has not shorted me on time.

HG2.

Katie has pretty big tits. Takes a bit of convincing to get them out, but they are nice to play with once you do.

**AvgJoe123** · 01-24-22 09:39

Originally Posted by BaconBread [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried Retreat Massage on Columbia Pike in Arlington? Ad is on RubRatings. If I end up giving it a shot I'll report but just checking if anyone else has been there.

Yes, I've visited multiple times. Always received L1, at my request from middle-aged Asian MTs. Reliable, non-exceptional service if you are in the area. I believe that additional services are available. There is another AMP just a few doors down with similar services. It's on a Main Street with a door on the front, and then you go upstairs. Parking available on the side streets.

**ProperPunter** · 01-24-22 09:17

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

No, thank God. Then again, it's been a number of years since I've visited a provider in DC proper.

As another monger mentioned, you would do well to invest in a burner phone for the purpose of hobbying. Better safe than sorry. Besides, I frequently have to use my personal cell phone for work purposes and can't afford to have any hobbying stuff come up when I'm with my manager or a customer.

Agreed. The way I addressed was an sms app which created its own phone number. I created a burner email address to validate the app registration. The scammer called me on the app number, which I then deleted. Best part is that when the app is closed no calls come through.

Safe travels.

**Bacon Bread** · 01-24-22 08:03

Has anyone tried Retreat Massage on Columbia Pike in Arlington? Ad is on RubRatings. If I end up giving it a shot I'll report but just checking if anyone else has been there.

**DecksDark987** · 01-24-22 01:28

Originally Posted by JJohnson7502 [View Original Post]

When is MaeRae / Mary usually there? I've been to relaxation a couple times in the past few weeks but it seemed to only be MMS Nikki there each time I stopped by. Nikki does a good massage and her nova skills are top notch (and she's more than willing to take direction if you want her to slow down to enjoy the experience. "Just tell me what you want") She was also totally down to give a PM which I'd never had before but had been curious about (verdict: not bad!) all without ever discussing tip.

That all said I'd like to sample some of the other talent, especially since Nikki is no looker by any means. Is MaeRae only a nova girl or is there other options on the menu?

Maerae works seven days a week and is almost always there. I had one occasion when I popped in around 10:30 and she wasn't there yet, Nikki put me in a room, called her, and I had about 15 minutes of quiet time before she showed. On another visit in December, she was out for a dentist appt, Nikki offered to see me again, insisted, but I passed to go visit other shops.

As a side note, I popped in to visit Keep Healthy in Sterling having seen it on RM for a long time. It's very discrete and has a table shower so I was expecting quite a good time. I walked in through an unlocked door to a lobby that was stripped of anything AMP related. The mms actually seemed kind of poised that I was there but took my money and put me in a room. A very cute 30 yo came in to my relief. She was friendly enough (the closest I could guess at her name was Kenya) but very formal and kept complete distance to avoid any touching or signalling at all. I hadn't experienced this before and didn't really know what to make of it. The massage was fine 7/10. Zero teasing. She did put her finger to her lips and shhhhh. She said you really wanted full body massage, right? Yeah. You take care of me? Of course. She performed an above average nova while remaining aloof. I felt bad. She was a really sweet girl. That mms must be a ***** to work for. I got the impression they really just want to be a legit shop. Now I know.

**Rimbau** · 01-23-22 19:06

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

I had some time to kill, so I went to check out Harmony Spa, a K spa.

Location: 3621 Columbia Pike, It's on a busy section of a busy thoroughfare, next to a Burger King and other businesses, so be mindful. You go in in by walking close to an all glass barber shop window up a set of stairs. It is very clean and tidy, everything in its place.

Caution: I went in the evening, but there is a lot of street lighting, parking is in the side of the building and your car may be visible to cars driving by. If you have a distinctive ride, be aware. Also, you exit through a backdoor, right in the line of sight for cars in the Burger King drive through. Not too great.

Service: I drew Amy, a youngish BBW K girl who seems new to the life. BBW is not my thing, but she was youngish and engaging, so I went with it. I say late 20's. There was someone else there, but I did not see them. Thorough TS, hitting all the spots, then a short stay in the sauna for 3 minutes. After a great short massage, the flip came. I will reiterate, the massage had potential. As a bigger woman, she was able to apply nice pressure and loosen me up. If I saw her again, I would get an hour just for the massage. Actually, I liked her a lot and we were vibing all the way. I only chose 30 minutes, so at the flip, I motioned for the mouth, and she agreed for 1. 0. A nice CBJ, the cover insisted by her, began with me sitting up on the table, her on her knees. Mechanical but good dt technique determined to please. I could not finish with the bag and ended up laying down on the table as she finished me with a nova. I do not know what else is on the menu.

Total: 1. 6, YMMV.

Summary: All in all, a nice clean place on the inside, a great provider, but too public for me to go again, especially during the day. Maybe there are other places to park, so if you are local, you will know. Stay safe brothers and be nice to the consenting ladies.

I haven't been since before March 2020, but there used to be parking in the back that we pretty secluded.