Massage Parlor Reports

[JJohnson7502]

I've been going since October and it's always been Nikki at the desk, MaeRay with the gifted hands and Mary who I've only met in passing, but seems to always be there.

Such a great location. .7 for the hour and no talk of the tip (.4 - .6).

When is MaeRae / Mary usually there? I've been to relaxation a couple times in the past few weeks but it seemed to only be MMS Nikki there each time I stopped by. Nikki does a good massage and her nova skills are top notch (and she's more than willing to take direction if you want her to slow down to enjoy the experience. "Just tell me what you want") She was also totally down to give a PM which I'd never had before but had been curious about (verdict: not bad!) all without ever discussing tip.

That all said I'd like to sample some of the other talent, especially since Nikki is no looker by any means. Is MaeRae only a nova girl or is there other options on the menu?

[Barkeater]

According to rub maps, the latest review was of a girl named Jenny. Last time I was at Far East was a year or more ago and it was so bad I don't think I will return, no matter her hotness. Plus the whole bait and switch thing just sounds terrible.

Does this most beautiful AMP girl have a name? For me, Linda at Angel Therapy in Fairfax is the standard bearer in NOVA but always looking for new and better ones.

[Wiz Fan]

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

Needless to say I did not leave a tip.

As someone else says, Always be nice to the ladies. I will amend that to, Always be nice to the ladies, as long as they don't scam you!

Does this most beautiful AMP girl have a name? For me, Linda at Angel Therapy in Fairfax is the standard bearer in NOVA but always looking for new and better ones.

[Tom McAn]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

No, thank God. Then again, it's been a number of years since I've visited a provider in DC proper.

As another monger mentioned, you would do well to invest in a burner phone for the purpose of hobbying. Better safe than sorry. Besides, I frequently have to use my personal cell phone for work purposes and can't afford to have any hobbying stuff come up when I'm with my manager or a customer.

[DoggieFan]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

Dude, relax, I got the same message. I texted back.

Thanks for the heads up, next time you see your mother tell her she left her slippers under my bed, next to the 12" dildo!

Just another scammer.

[Delee1234]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

Not that but I had the good old cartel texts sending me photos of mutilated dead bodies saying they are going to kill me if I don't give money and saying they knew where I lived. Haha. Come on over, guys. Stupid ass people.

[DCHung]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

It's a common scam. Never engage or explain Hang up. Block the number. If they call again block. Repeat until the end of time.

[Barkeater]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

So at some point you must have put your phone number on a web site for screening info, or called a provider who leaked your info. They wouldn't be cold calling people with a scam this specific.

Sadly, this is a solid check box in the side of why not to provide screening information. In the MP world that isn't an issue tho. And get a burner phone or at least a google voice number if you haven't already!

Best.

--BE.

[TheDrowned]

late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving.

Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

Such cruelty.

You were truly standing inside a castle built on pillars of sand, and just when you got to sit on that throne, your dominion came crumbling down until it was all but ash in the wind. Alas, some tales make for better entertainment than they do for experiences. At least you got to feel like a king, if only, for a little while. A bittersweet story indeed.

WFTNOTD.

[ProperPunter]

Relatively new here. Someone just called me, supposedly from Washington MPD human trafficking task force saying that they found my text message to an underage provider, and saying that they wouldn't arrest me if I transferred $2500 "settlement funds" to her family in the DR. I had never seen her. But he said I was still implicated in trafficking, and if I didn't pay, the cops would be at my door to arrest me. Went through quite a rigmarole to demonstrate he was legit, but of course not. Has anyone else experienced this?

[SexyD]

Sorry it didn't work out but man that was an entertaining story. Just shows you never know when a Unicorn will drop into your lap.

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

[Silk3434]

A recent reviewer quasi mentioned Far East in Chantilly. I had visited a few times before but it fell off my rotation. So I decided to give it a try again.

I walk in the door, and a late 20's / early 30's most beautiful AMP girl greeted me. "Did I just win the AMP lotto?" I've been mongering for 15 years and never have I come across someone this stunning.

I pay the house fee, she takes me to the TS. She's super bubbly, giggles, and is basically Asian American (born here, I asked). We make a lot of conversation during the TS, and tells me I look familiar. I use this as the time to put my best moves on her, even though we both knew why I was there. Well after some more back and forth I flip and she's taken off her clothes! She tells me she just can't resist and after some washing does a BBBJ. I'm thinking in my mind how I was to F her 6 ways to Sunday and can't wait to get back in the room. The BBBJ goes on for about a minute or two, just a warm up she says to make sure I was awake.

Go back to the room, warm blankets all the goodies, starts the massage for maybe 5-10 minutes with plenty of teasing to keep me rock solid (getting somewhat uncomfortable laying on my stomach with a viagra type stiffy) and then phone rings. Says she will be right back. About 30 seconds later massage resumes. Except now she isn't talking. I'm trying to strike up / continue conversation without getting too personal. Nothing, nada.

Not sure how long I let it continue, maybe another 10 minutes or so and I swear I hear the girl outside greeting another monger. I say I'm going to turn over now because I can't wait any longer. I turn over.

The Dream Has Ended! It's a 50-60 year old run of your mill AMP provider and I seriously freaked out. "Where did the other girl go? "She's busy". Um she's supposed to be busy with me! "What you like?" I tell her I don't like and I'm leaving. I get up, get dressed, and dash out. She's trying to argue to get me to stay.

I have Never Ever Never Ever Ever had a switch like that happen to me before. Sure before I pay I've had the switch, but mid massage? The girl was still there. She was back at the TS with a new fellow.

Needless to say I did not leave a tip.

As someone else says, Always be nice to the ladies. I will amend that to, Always be nice to the ladies, as long as they don't scam you!

[LordGlic]

Tried to delete, meant to post in Fredericksburg

[Lane Narrows]

I will be in Manassas next week wondering if anyone recommends Comfort or Oriental. I prefer a decent message and someone who will get naked with me. I also like breast on the smaller side about a handful and a table shower.

I don't think TS is available by any of places by close to the Post Office. The place on Crestwood does. Or at least did the last time I was there.

[Lane Narrows]

I stopped by Manassas Therapy this weekend and saw Judy. It's 50 for 30 minutes, 70 for one hour. She does an ok massage. She vaguely remembered me and I name dropped a former provider that use to work there to let her know what I'm there for. She accommodated me with Greenbelt-level services. After services were rendered, she held my arm and walked me out. Tipped 120.

Judy is sweet and has always taken good care of me. The first time, I introduced her to my friend Ben and that has been fine ever since. A tip I picked up in Warren, OH for places you know provide Greenbelt level services but you don't necessarily know the therapists, put the tip money along with your hat and gloves on a table in plain sight. They know what you are expecting and no discussion is required. It does help to know the going rate for the area.