Massage Parlor Reports

**Tmac32** · 01-26-22 17:58

There used to be a beautiful Hawaiian therapist in Vienna named Apple. Does anyone know if she is still around??

Thanks.

**TheDrowned** · 01-26-22 15:27

However,

Since the pandemic, I've been struggling to a find a provider whose willing to give me a BBBJ, while FS has been relatively easy to obtain, I got an itch I just can't scratch and I've been picking up too many Ls along the way.

I took a trip to Far East in chantilly hoping to find this Jenny character, but after Silks courageous review it seems she got run over by the monger train and is now "off indefinitely. ".

So I got duped by the MMS who promised me there are other folks comparable to Jenny but unsurprisingly that turned out to be a lie. Not a terribly egregious one tho, as Chelsea my provider was a young 40's, very thin, pretty sexy Korean provider. I was able to get CFS that I talked her down to a reasonable price but was quoted $. 6 which isn't all that terrible to begin with, but I know I can do better. Overall, a good time; but my itch is still unscratched.

So, mongers, if you're able to send me a PM on a reputable BBBJ provider, I would greatly appreciate the gesture.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**TheDrowned** · 01-26-22 15:05

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

Nalee's ads have stated for some time that she's only seeing people she knows. Her most recent ad is no different. Having never met her despite several tries, I hope that will soon change. I suspect I'm not alone.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../20638812.html

Despite my reputation and cordial demeanor, I wasn't able to prove that I'm someone she's seen before and she subsequently blocked my number.

The tides are sometimes relentless and unforgiving.

**Tom McAn** · 01-26-22 13:40

Originally Posted by Sexingit [View Original Post]

Nalee has disappeared from my radar after several attempts to connect. It's weird because she was my ATF and now she's completely ghosting me. Has anybody seen her recently? I'm hoping that I'm not getting cockblocked by some dude.

Nalee's ads have stated for some time that she's only seeing people she knows. Her most recent ad is no different. Having never met her despite several tries, I hope that will soon change. I suspect I'm not alone.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../20638812.html

**Tmac32** · 01-26-22 10:48

I was in the Herndon area the other day and dropped into Moon for a dream. I failed to get a name but I was greeted by a beautiful girl in her late 30's early 40's. She had a great body. Nice set of C cups and great booty. Long dark hair. She was wearing a pink cocktail dress like she was ready to hit the club. Anyways I asked for an hour with TS and she said 30 min since it's your first time. I was in a bit of a hurry so it worked better for me anyways. The TS was pretty lack luster. The massage wasn't the best either but it wasn't awful. If you go here the massage is clearly not the star of the show. On the flip she began negotiating right away. She asked what I wanted and I asked what can I have. She said "everything". So I gave it a go. CFS. The CBJ was ok but not long enough. She then told me to stand and she laid down. We did MS for a bit before I turned her over for K9. She let me pound away and it was great. She said she was going to O but I know this is a game of acting haha. Anyways. 06 for the half hour and. 16 for the FS dream. I would repeat but I don't need the FS.

**FacelessBoy** · 01-25-22 17:37

Went to Kara Therapy in Fairfax, which had a lot of reviews saying that a certain Mimi will do a nice BBBJ on rubmaps. This is a lie.

Mimi has some nice tits, and she's definitely on the thicker side of things and older, but she looked pretty enough. TS and then had an okay massage to start, and on the flip we negotiated. 8 extra for the BBBJ, but it was all fake. She doesn't actually do it, just uses her hands and makes it look like it is. We did some P2 P though and she took off all her clothes, so overall I ended up happy and gave her what we discussed anyway. Probably won't return as this is the third time I've gotten only the HJ with no oral action. Three strikes and you're out. I would be willing to go expecting only an HJ and a smaller tip though.

**Bunker Buster** · 01-25-22 17:20

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

So I received a text from Jane the other night letting me know she had a new young talent available for massage.

Sounded enticing so I thought I'd give it a try.

Well, young hot talent turns out to be average early 40's Julia, who I thought looked and sounded familiar. And after talking to her I remembered who she was. She was the previous owner at Camelia spa in Arlington. The one that used to be legit, which is why I was so shocked to hear the place become a FS joint within the last year, but she told me she sold it. She had a very robotic voice to her. Good English but the kind of English you'd hear when using your GPS or Google translate. It's due to the fact Julia has a bad ear so everytime I tried to strike conversation it was like playing a game of telephone with 2 people. "I want a hand job".

"You watered the door knob?" "Never mind, forget it".

The massage made the the already painful situation worse. Lots of elbows. It was like having a 4 year old walking on you with roller blades. I basically knew how this was going to end but wanted to torture myself for an hour with the small fraction of hope that maybe Jane would condition Julia on her etiquette. Credit where it's due Julia is a step up from Jane in the looks department but at least Jane delivers a bomb HE. But that didnt happen. Don't expect Julia to go anywhere near your junk tho. You're better off throwing your $100 bucks in the trash and running into a bus then come to this spa. What a disappointment.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

And saving me the money. I tried to see her last night but she was booked, and now I'm definitely not going.

**Sexingit** · 01-25-22 13:19

Nalee has disappeared from my radar after several attempts to connect. It's weird because she was my ATF and now she's completely ghosting me. Has anybody seen her recently? I'm hoping that I'm not getting cockblocked by some dude.

**TheDrowned** · 01-24-22 22:58

So I received a text from Jane the other night letting me know she had a new young talent available for massage.

Sounded enticing so I thought I'd give it a try.

Well, young hot talent turns out to be average early 40's Julia, who I thought looked and sounded familiar. And after talking to her I remembered who she was. She was the previous owner at Camelia spa in Arlington. The one that used to be legit, which is why I was so shocked to hear the place become a FS joint within the last year, but she told me she sold it. She had a very robotic voice to her. Good English but the kind of English you'd hear when using your GPS or Google translate. It's due to the fact Julia has a bad ear so everytime I tried to strike conversation it was like playing a game of telephone with 2 people. "I want a hand job".

"You watered the door knob?" "Never mind, forget it".

The massage made the the already painful situation worse. Lots of elbows. It was like having a 4 year old walking on you with roller blades. I basically knew how this was going to end but wanted to torture myself for an hour with the small fraction of hope that maybe Jane would condition Julia on her etiquette. Credit where it's due Julia is a step up from Jane in the looks department but at least Jane delivers a bomb HE. But that didn’t happen. Don't expect Julia to go anywhere near your junk tho. You're better off throwing your $100 bucks in the trash and running into a bus then come to this spa. What a disappointment.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

**JohnLee42** · 01-24-22 22:27

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

Brothers,

Thai "No pain no gain" Candy is taking a break, so check her out before she goes. Same story for me: super busty sweetheart, CMT level massage, wonderful assortment of finishes. I am going again this week, usual Nuru, which means I get the tatas on my back before the flip, gentle nursing, and then whatever happens.

1. 2 for rub only, +1. 4 for play = 2. 6 all in for 1 hour. Say what you want up front so it all just happens smoothly.

CFS seems to be on the menu, but not my thing.

https://dc.rubratings.com/266619

YMMV, I always leave happier than I arrived.

Thanks for reminding me. She is leaving the country.

**SonChi** · 01-24-22 22:16

Originally Posted by Nbik08 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

There were a flurry of bad reviews in November and December, I would avoid.

**SonChi** · 01-24-22 22:14

Brothers,

Thai "No pain no gain" Candy is taking a break, so check her out before she goes. Same story for me: super busty sweetheart, CMT level massage, wonderful assortment of finishes. I am going again this week, usual Nuru, which means I get the tatas on my back before the flip, gentle nursing, and then whatever happens.

1. 2 for rub only, +1. 4 for play = 2. 6 all in for 1 hour. Say what you want up front so it all just happens smoothly.

CFS seems to be on the menu, but not my thing.

https://dc.rubratings.com/266619

YMMV, I always leave happier than I arrived.

**JmSuttr** · 01-24-22 19:50

Originally Posted by Nbik08 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

First, a web search for her phone number didn't find anything other than that single RR ad.

Second, an image search (using the 2 pics that show her face) also didn't find anything other than that single RR ad.

It would be great if she turns out to be the real deal but, without more info, you're definitely right to be cautious on this one.

**Nbik08** · 01-24-22 15:41

Anyone seen her? I can't find a name for her to search back through the reports.

https://dc.rubratings.com/234665

**Kijimuna** · 01-24-22 13:57

Originally Posted by HappyGuy2 [View Original Post]

LC is your nice neighborhood go to AMP. Nice provider and nice massage that will make you feel good and maybe happy. Not an expanded menu but nice gal that seems to like what she does. Katie is just over 100 lbs so a back walk is a pleasure and feels good. Sweet gal, treat her well. Looks like she is here for long time since it is not the typical Flushing rotation girls place. Since usually only her there, call or text for appointment. Generally she communicates well and has not shorted me on time.

HG2.

Katie has pretty big tits. Takes a bit of convincing to get them out, but they are nice to play with once you do.