Massage Parlor Reports

**BlueDot687** · 12-28-21 20:02

I live in NOVA and I never, ever had a professional massage in my life. Honestly I don't care much to have one, but now that I read some reports here, I am curious to try, especially the HE part. Any recommendations where would be a good place to have a positive experience? My preference is Asian and on slim side of things, age not very important. I don't need a FS. A standard finish would work for my first experience, although BBBJ and / or DATY would be awesome if available, for a reasonable fee.

Thank you very much and happy holidays!

**DecentManhood** · 12-28-21 17:06

Originally Posted by DCKing [View Original Post]

Been a while since I have visited an AMP, went to the spot at 46X Herndon pkwy. Older lady opened the door, I was hoping she wouldn't be my person. Made me wait 20 minutes, she said it would be 10 minutes. I wasn't into it at all, she was probably close to 60 years old, not very attractive and gave an awful massage. Asked me if I am horny I said no, I told her a few times to lighten up on the pressure, it just didn't feel good. Eventually a better looking lady came through, gave me 20 dollars of my 60 back. After 15 minutes the massage ended, and I gave her the 20 they gave me back as a tip.

Sounds like the old mms totally kill your mood. So you paid 0.6 for hh non-enjoyable massage then left, not even interested of anything extra.

That's pretty bad. Usually when the main providers are busy, mms will give free shoulder massage to keep clients stay. Apparently they did it the wrong way by cutting off you time.

**TheDrowned** · 12-28-21 15:46

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Gents Anyone pull the plug on this one. Kind of grabbed my attention after she had some previous pics. She looked damn good before she remove the pics. Thinking of making it to Manassas tomorrow to test the waters.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...420118205.html

Seniors. I have to reserve this one for Seniors. Another one from craiglist that is located in Rockville. A latino that is young with and incredible body. I mean incredible with the personality to match. Open menu. PM me.

Quite yet. But I wanted to piggy back off this statement to confirm that I believe I know who DYK is talking about in regards to the latina in Rockville.

Saw a CL post about it not too long ago and saved the number. Decided to pull the trigger and I'm glad I did. The pictures in the post are her or a very close approximation. She's got a smoking hot body and while of Spanish descent she's American born and bred so the small talk during the massage was casual and fun. She's easy to talk to and very down to earth.

Parking and place is really easy but a bit difficult to find at first as theirs two different buildings next to each other with the same.

Set up. Her directions were genuine and I looked to deep into thinking that she may have given me a false address as texting back and forth was minimal and her screening was next to none. So I ended up in the wrong building and on the wrong floor but eventually found my way to the place, it's a little bit of a maze but she was patient with me which was nice (I know many a time where I've been chewed out for showing up late or not being able to find the right location). She gives a room number but explains that it's actually a non-numbered side door with a decorative bow on it that leads you into the entrance of her massage parlor so it's very discreet but I did find it and while I was 15 min late from our agreed time we were able to have a good laugh about it.

Cons: she is rather expensive and the massage was mediocre. I would have def done the half hour for. 8 as I think it's the better deal. The flip was also pricey. She got full Nude, she's got great tits and a great ass both manufactured for it and some cool tattoos. I wanted to keep it simple with a HE finish but she allowed me to FIV and nurse on her tits. I got the feeling more would be available on next visit so I'll definitely be repeating.

Overall had a good time and hope to have an even better go around on the return trip. I always welcome some good Latin flavor to my mostly Asian palate so this certainly quenched by thirst for now.

Water forgets the names TheDrowned.

**Navihawk** · 12-28-21 14:11

This isn't really a report, so I hope it's okay to post this. My apologies if this has been covered before; I just thought it would be helpful to others.

I've been getting a lot of junk text messages lately, and it's probably because I haven't visited many walk-in AMPs lately; I've texted massage (and other) providers that post ads on the usual sites (STG, BP, etc.) to arrange a time to see them. I usually text more than one to find one that's available when I'm able to go; if I get more than one response I'll try to schedule with the "best" of the ones I've contacted. I don't always get replies, and I suspect the ones that don't answer might be fake ads (I know there's a lot of those) and my number has ended up on some list. I block the numbers that send these junk texts, but it's annoying nonetheless. I know there's not much more that any of us can do, but I wanted to give everyone a heads-up in case anyone else does the same thing, texting more than one provider, and doesn't seem to be getting many replies.

**DecksDark987** · 12-28-21 09:49

I got a chance to meet Mina in Sterling recently. It was my first time trying this place, which I had higher expectations for. She was fine, older and softer than I like, but very kind and accommodating. TS was fine, massage was. Fine, standard nova. . 8 to the house, . 5 to Mina, which she pouted about.

As they very often do, she says next time will be better, more sexy. Ummmm, don't these ladies realize I have thirty shops within twenty minutes of my house? She's auditioning right now for a repeat visit. I hear it all the time, "more next time". There won't be a next time, you just gave me a meh experience.

As this was my only visit to Lovely, are there better providers here? From reading, my impression is that it's a pretty typical nova shop, but there's not a lot of info to be had.

Thanks in advance.

**WalkerC** · 12-28-21 09:23

Originally Posted by BigPoppa2308 [View Original Post]

I saw her a couple months ago, I didn't get the vibe she was only doing the admin work. I had seen her a few times before so maybe she is only accepting repeat clients?

I only wonder if she is not doing massages because the last 3 times I have been there when I called to schedule she answered and yet she was not available for massage. And I have seen her many times. Maybe I just called in a bad day?

**Stickens** · 12-27-21 18:56

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Check your PM. Got some goodies for you.

Much appreciated, hit me up if you're ever on the left coast.

**Serpico99** · 12-27-21 18:26

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Gents Anyone pull the plug on this one. Kind of grabbed my attention after she had some previous pics. She looked damn good before she remove the pics. Thinking of making it to Manassas tomorrow to test the waters.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...420118205.html

Seniors. I have to reserve this one for Seniors. Another one from craiglist that is located in Rockville. A latino that is young with and incredible body. I mean incredible with the personality to match. Open menu. PM me.

She was discussed on here a couple months ago. A couple of folks said she gives a good legit massage, nothing else. Based on location, she is more in the Bristow area than Manassas.

**JimBliss478** · 12-27-21 18:22

Had a chance to make an appointment with Blanca. Texted her to make an appointment and made a long drive to Sterling.

Look. She is a short Latina MILF in her mid to late 40's (my best guess). Huge titties which I like. Ass is eh.

Place- pretty clean but empty. It seems she is the only one working there.

Massage. Mediocre. Not terrible though. Nothing really to write about.

Personality. Friendly overall and takes some talking for her to warm up. Her English is not bad.

Ending. Standard NOVA finish. Not bad but not the most amazing. Encourages nursing and playing with her big titties. Won't let me touch or finger down below. Hopefully next time.

The one downside is for some reason, she is difficult to get ahold of. But for. 60 per hour, friendly convo and big titties, I encourage to give her a try.

**DecksDark987** · 12-27-21 15:37

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

I was curious and wanted to see if anything extra was available. I opted for a soft touch massage only, which was incredibly relaxing. I was nice from the beginning and she didn't seem to care. While on my stomach, she would come close, but lightly braise by but no real attention. She spent more time doing a soft touch on my ass and thighs, even if I lifted, still not much. On the flip, I'm rock hard. ST continued, she lightly brushed across the boys, but nothing else. She picked up my hand and moved it over hinting that I should take care of myself.

Total was. 6 for 1 HR. If you just need a cheap relaxing nut and you're fine with more of the exhibitionist side, it's a good value. Otherwise, pass.

I had the same experience. It looks like a sure thing from the exterior, but I thought it was a dud. I really appreciate the post. I've been reading here a while and decided to join in. I'll post some experiences shortly.

**EnderPete** · 12-27-21 15:30

Originally Posted by DCRaider [View Original Post]

It was great when they were in the sports section, they were really legit with the talent. NY Ave even had a Jacuzzi for awhile. Got in late at night with two girls and had a blast. The prices were reasonable, $160 was my constant and was great everywhere.

Yeah I went there some as well and did the Jacuzzi, it was a great time.

You are right though, prices were good and it was always a great time. The quality of the ladies then puts all the current parlors to shame.

**DoYouKnow** · 12-27-21 15:30

Originally Posted by Stickens [View Original Post]

California bro visiting your area. I've got a few reviews and some intel on SoCal spots, but I'm trying to see how things work on this side. Looks like NOVA has a lot of options, but I'm being extra cautions in a state where I don't really know how things go down. I'd appreciate any intel on Kara Spa / Retreat Massage or anything better near Fairfax, and a general LE vibe so I can go in feeling comfortable. Happy New Year, and happy Mongering!

Stay safe fellas.

Check your PM. Got some goodies for you.

**DoYouKnow** · 12-27-21 15:28

Gents Anyone pull the plug on this one. Kind of grabbed my attention after she had some previous pics. She looked damn good before she remove the pics. Thinking of making it to Manassas tomorrow to test the waters.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...420118205.html

Seniors. I have to reserve this one for Seniors. Another one from craiglist that is located in Rockville. A latino that is young with and incredible body. I mean incredible with the personality to match. Open menu. PM me.

**Stickens** · 12-27-21 12:57

California bro visiting your area. I've got a few reviews and some intel on SoCal spots, but I'm trying to see how things work on this side. Looks like NOVA has a lot of options, but I'm being extra cautions in a state where I don't really know how things go down. I'd appreciate any intel on Kara Spa / Retreat Massage or anything better near Fairfax, and a general LE vibe so I can go in feeling comfortable. Happy New Year, and happy Mongering!

Stay safe fellas.

**BigPoppa2308** · 12-26-21 22:30

I saw her a couple months ago, I didn't get the vibe she was only doing the admin work. I had seen her a few times before so maybe she is only accepting repeat clients?

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I agree with everything you said, though I did talk her down to a Bengi and a 1/2.

But, was so not worth it. Some girls are worth what they ask for, and some more then worth it. She was not, and not just the FS, the whole experience was not worth it.

While not absolutely horrible I would not repeat.

Any see Sandra lately. It looks like she us no longer doing massages. She just runs the place now as owner.