Massage Parlor Reports

**DCKing** · 12-23-21 10:29

Been a while since I have visited an AMP, went to the spot at 46X Herndon pkwy. Older lady opened the door, I was hoping she wouldn't be my person. Made me wait 20 minutes, she said it would be 10 minutes. I wasn't into it at all, she was probably close to 60 years old, not very attractive and gave an awful massage. Asked me if I am horny I said no, I told her a few times to lighten up on the pressure, it just didn't feel good. Eventually a better looking lady came through, gave me 20 dollars of my 60 back. After 15 minutes the massage ended, and I gave her the 20 they gave me back as a tip.

**OldManRose** · 12-22-21 18:11

Has an extra hour so went to K at Glebe and Lee. I was met by Ivy and told she only had a HR so why not. Got ready and she came in down dressed from the meeting and gave one of the worst massages I have ever had. About 10-15 min in she says flip and play with my legs. She then asks if I want more I say what and she say HJ and. 8 I say no way and we end session she did not expect and I did not leave a tip. I have several places I go where I get a good massage and a lot more then she offered and just a little better tip. Will not return. The fellow waiting seemed to have say he had better luck there.

**TheDrowned** · 12-22-21 14:15

I've been a frequent flyer, or swimmer in the pond that is known as smooth water spa for many years.

Currently the spa is operated by two lovely ladies.

Kiki and Angela.

If you want a good massage, Kiki is definitely the one you want to see. She also provides in my opinion, a better service finish. She's got a great rack and she's absolutely gorgeous given her age. She's a sweetheart and will leave you feeling satisfied.

Angela is much younger and the massage isn't as good, but this girl is naturally beautiful. She's only 21. A rarity here in NOVA. She's beautiful but lazy. She will do standard NOVA and if you get her on a good day she will let you lift up her top. She has a fantastic natural rack, but she's not really into giving extras. You won't get her to do more but if you want to appreciate having a 20 why / o hot Chinese college student jerking your jerry. Angela is the ticket.

I still prefer the days before the pandemic if any of you mongers remember Mia, that women was hot, had a nice rack, and would totally get into the finish by making out with you DFK. Sometimes would let you pull down her panties and finger her wet p $$why. Always wanted to give her a go FS, but the spa has always been just NOVA+ but in my opinion Mia was the pinnacle of that!

But $.2 gets you a pretty good deal here .7 + .5 tip

Water forgets the names TheDrowned.

**MentalMijit** · 12-21-21 21:27

Originally Posted by HighwayGuy [View Original Post]

Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other.

Oh, Royal brings back memories. I hit it off with Michelle and she gave me her number. We ended up meeting on a Saturday afternoon and I dropped her off at her place on a Sunday afternoon. The 90's were a fantastic time, only set me back the cost of meals. Eventually, the big head took over and I didn't see her again, but it was a memorable weekend.

**Johnnyjeffers** · 12-21-21 20:48

Originally Posted by HighwayGuy [View Original Post]

Ahhh yes. That place was so awesome. Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other. I want to say Royal Palace, but don't believe that's it. I think that was the name of a strip joint on Connecticut. But it definitely had the word Royal in the name. I recall seeing news footage of a raid there and it wasn't too long after that that the entire DC AMP scene died a horrible death. Man I miss those days.

Casino Royal?

**RugNKit** · 12-21-21 18:24

First stop: Headed over to Seven Corners Spa, not to be confused with Seven Therapy Massage, which is close by. I hadn't been to Seven Corners Spa previously, and it was apparently a standard (non-HE) Chinese massage place. However, the reviews were good and I needed a good massage. I saw Jennifer, a Chinese lady in her 60's at least. She was friendly and easy going. I called ahead by about a half hour and all was good. As soon as I arrived she whisked me into the room without any discussion of time or anything. OK, no problem. The room was pleasantly warm and the table was nice and wide with a soft pillow, covered with a sheet and blanket. I stripped down and got under the covers. Jennifer asked where my stress was and if I wanted softer or harder. I chose harder and was not disappointed. The term "No pain, no gain" comes to mind. The massage was really excellent. Certainly in the lifetime top ten. Like I said, painful at times, but she really loosened up my back and shoulder muscles and pretty much everywhere else. And she hit all the spots too. Really great scalp massage as well. Since I hadn't been there before, I wondered if there might be a chance of HE even though I doubted it. There was not, but the mystery was fun anyway. It was 70 for just over an hour plus a tip. Money well spent. Really nice atmosphere and outstanding service. Interestingly, during the massage, a man called and apparently made an appointment for a two hour 4 hands massage on Thursday. Will probably repeat.

Interlude: Well, massage was great, but thought I would head to an AMP for another round. So I stopped at Gom Ba Woo restaurant in Annandale for a late lunch. I like this place. Rather small, but really nice atmosphere and friendly service. It was fairly busy considering it was about 2:30 in the afternoon. I went for the Duk Mandu Guk (Korean Rice Cake and Dumpling Soup). It was really excellent and came with 5 sides for 17. Plus, I don't typically enjoy the garlic breath at Korean AMPs, so I thought I'd indulge in some heavy garlic beforehand to even things out. That seemed to work well, for me anyway.

Spa Sung: I headed over to Spa Sung on Backlick afterwards. I didn't call ahead. I was met at the door by a somewhat petite 50 something with long black hair and pleasingly plump breasts. I found out later her name was Shoji (SHOW-JEE). She was the only one there. She looked pretty good to me although here attitude wasn't the best. I went for an hour at 80. Started off with the TS, which was pretty good, kind of a nail scrub. She put me in the sauna for a bit. I like the Sauna but it wasn't hot enough, only about 140 degrees. Actually the whole place was a bit cooler than I like. Back to the room, the massage table is good size with a mirror along one wall, nice touch. There is a fake fireplace at the foot end of the table as well. The place is really quite clean. She asked "Medium ok? I said yes. She gave quite a decent massage with good pressure, although didn't use oil. I like the way her long hair brushed me during the massage. She commenced with the light finger touch and asked what I wanted. We negotiated a tip of 120. She provided naked CBJ. Overall it was a bit robotic, but she did a very good job, she really took it all in with enthusiasm. It didn't take long to reach a finale. Only downside was she went directly for the CBJ and so I didn't get much of a chance to play with her boobs. Afterwards, she gave quite a good scalp and body massage. It was a satisfying experience, despite her luke-warm attitude, and I will probably return.

**Bunker Buster** · 12-21-21 17:33

Originally Posted by DCRaider [View Original Post]

It was great when they were in the sports section, they were really legit with the talent. NY Ave even had a Jacuzzi for awhile. Got in late at night with two girls and had a blast. The prices were reasonable, $160 was my constant and was great everywhere.

I can't remember the year, but a girl I saw at NY Ave (she may have been Thai or Malaysian) asked if I could take her to BWI, and would have some free time before her flight. I ended up giving her a driving tour of DC monuments, and took her into that huge record store that was on the GWU campus (maybe Tower Records?) for her to get some CDs. I think we grabbed some coffee, then I drove her up to BWI and dropped her off.

Nowadays, even though the trip to the airport was at her suggestion, I wasn't acting as the spa's employee or contractor, and I wasn't paid, I'd be charged with "trafficking" for that ride. She was free to go wherever she wanted, I saw her passport in her hands, and mamasan didn't ask me to report back. She said she was on her way to Vegas to take a vacation, and I still have no reason to doubt her.

**HighwayGuy** · 12-20-21 23:03

Originally Posted by Jackbenimble17 [View Original Post]

... There was another AMP across from Ford's Theater that was fun (forget the name).

Ahhh yes. That place was so awesome. Always had the finest young ladies on rotation. It was called Royal something or the other. I want to say Royal Palace, but don't believe that's it. I think that was the name of a strip joint on Connecticut. But it definitely had the word Royal in the name. I recall seeing news footage of a raid there and it wasn't too long after that that the entire DC AMP scene died a horrible death. Man I miss those days.

**DC Raider** · 12-20-21 18:28

Originally Posted by EnderPete [View Original Post]

I miss the golden days of DC. There were so many great places. I was a frequent visitor of the one near dupont circle up three flights of stairs. I was there enough that the mamasan knew me well and would always give me the best new girls when they arrived, it was amazing.

It was great when they were in the sports section, they were really legit with the talent. NY Ave even had a Jacuzzi for awhile. Got in late at night with two girls and had a blast. The prices were reasonable, $160 was my constant and was great everywhere.

**RockSwithSalt** · 12-20-21 18:03

Originally Posted by BarbarJinks [View Original Post]

Do you mean corner of Elden and Ffx parkway? Reston Parkway meets Elden after Eldon turns into Baron Cameron, and that's definitely Reston, not Herndon. And google turns up no relevant results.

I'm familiar with the area and I'm pretty sure he is talking about Relax Therapy that is in a mixed use office building at the corner of Elden and Herndon Parkway, it is across the street from a big bank building and the fresh doughnut place. That spa is new this year and following the reviews has had a rotating staff you never know and be prepared to walk if you don't like what you see. I went there the week of the "grand opening" and had a pleasant time but the therapist said she was in from out of town and someone mentioned she went back home. There are several other options within a couple mile radius. Relax spa in my earlier review has a very low profile with no signage when I was there, A single unlocked door which is uncommon for the area. I was met in the front room with a strong odor of lunch and it was terrible. However back in the room no smell and my draw was attractive and we had a good time.

**EnderPete** · 12-20-21 16:52

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

Downtown on Vermont, the place out NY Ave, NE, and a few others would bring out 6-10 young, beautiful girls for amazing lineups. That ended when INS started cracking down, especially after 9/11.

I used to go to Golden at their original location across from Booeymonger on Prospect in Georgetown. I always remember the smell of the laundry vent in the little alley to the side door. Connie was my favorite; not the prettiest, but a sweet girl and spoke English because she grew up here. We'd get into 69, she'd tell me she didn't want me to cum in her mouth, but it always worked out that I did. She was at the Lee Hwy location for a while, then mamasan told me she married a client, and she was gone forever.

I miss the golden days of DC. There were so many great places. I was a frequent visitor of the one near dupont circle up three flights of stairs. I was there enough that the mamasan knew me well and would always give me the best new girls when they arrived, it was amazing.

**Jackbenimble17** · 12-20-21 16:38

Originally Posted by BunkerBuster [View Original Post]

Downtown on Vermont, the place out NY Ave, NE, and a few others would bring out 6-10 young, beautiful girls for amazing lineups. That ended when INS started cracking down, especially after 9/11.

I used to go to Golden at their original location across from Booeymonger on Prospect in Georgetown. I always remember the smell of the laundry vent in the little alley to the side door. Connie was my favorite; not the prettiest, but a sweet girl and spoke English because she grew up here. We'd get into 69, she'd tell me she didn't want me to cum in her mouth, but it always worked out that I did. She was at the Lee Hwy location for a while, then mamasan told me she married a client, and she was gone forever.

Loved Downtown yet hated climbing the 4 stories. Many good providers and remember seeing the girl who was murdered a week before her demise. Sad there are men out there. Believed Downtown never returned to the same after. There was another AMP across from Ford's Theater that was fun (forget the name) and had fun with the top floor place on Connecticut Ave in DuPont Circle.

**BarbarJinks** · 12-20-21 15:12

Originally Posted by WillBarnes [View Original Post]

Drove past this one a couple times and decided to try it out. First time I drew a super skinny cutie with tattoos on one of her arms point 5 to the house for 30 minutes. So so massage, on the flip got a topless HJ for point 6, tried for more but no go. Went back a week later and someone beat me to the skinny girl. Went with the big momma. Paid the house fee. Ugly larger, older chick but much better massage. On flip I pointed at her mask, and she said "okay, you want blowjob? Didn't even discuss tip. She pulled out her tits and pulled down her pants to her knees. Then went right for BBBJ and let me roam freely. I told her I was about to cum and she finished jerking me off on my stomach. I left her a benjamin. Both the girls are very sweet, help you get dressed, one even toed my shoes for me. Will repeat, hoping skinny will open up more. Its located by the corner of Elden and Reston pkwy, across from the bank.

Do you mean corner of Elden and Ffx parkway? Reston Parkway meets Elden after Eldon turns into Baron Cameron, and that's definitely Reston, not Herndon. And google turns up no relevant results.

**Happy Guy 2** · 12-19-21 21:20

Had an itch.

1- Went to Annandale Therapy. Took one look and asked if anyone else there. Was told older gal. I said thank you and left.

2- Went to Papaya Therapy. Told to come back in 3 hours. Thanks. My favorite not there on weekends anyway.

3- At whitts end by now. Went to Evergreen on Arl Blvd. Boss lady said 15 minutes, I'll, give you TS while you wait. "Nice girl. Not young, not old, but sexy. ". At this point I was too tired to protest. Bottom line: Nice sexy MILF with a good body that was fun, enjoyable and nice. Good connection. Will repeat. Also tipped the Boss. 2 for a fun TS....and setting the mood. Actually rather have my provider do TS because it breaks the ice fast and gives us a chance to develop a "special" relationship before the massage. Makes the massage generally better. But no complaints this time.

Long quest...happy guy!

Always be nice to the ladies and they will be nice to you.
HG2

**Bunker Buster** · 12-19-21 20:26

Originally Posted by MontyPython [View Original Post]

Back in the pre-internet days, when the massage places were advertised in the Wash Post sports section, I would sometimes get in to DC and visit a well known and reliable AMP on Vermont Ave. Maybe because I was usually there at off-peak times, but I used to get a line up so I could see the women there and make a choice.

Later in the late 90's I became a somewhat regular at Golden on Lee hwy in Merrifield. Haven't been there in years, but I think that site may have closed, opened, closed as some places seem to do. I used to get a line up there and got to know the regular women there.

Mainly wanted to know any experiences or protocols now about asking for lineups.

Downtown on Vermont, the place out NY Ave, NE, and a few others would bring out 6-10 young, beautiful girls for amazing lineups. That ended when INS started cracking down, especially after 9/11.

I used to go to Golden at their original location across from Booeymonger on Prospect in Georgetown. I always remember the smell of the laundry vent in the little alley to the side door. Connie was my favorite; not the prettiest, but a sweet girl and spoke English because she grew up here. We'd get into 69, she'd tell me she didn't want me to cum in her mouth, but it always worked out that I did. She was at the Lee Hwy location for a while, then mamasan told me she married a client, and she was gone forever.