Massage Parlor Reports

[Monty Python]

Back in the pre-internet days, when the massage places were advertised in the Wash Post sports section, I would sometimes get in to DC and visit a well known and reliable AMP on Vermont Ave. Maybe because I was usually there at off-peak times, but I used to get a line up so I could see the women there and make a choice.

Later in the late 90's I became a somewhat regular at Golden on Lee hwy in Merrifield. Haven't been there in years, but I think that site may have closed, opened, closed as some places seem to do. I used to get a line up there and got to know the regular women there. But was mostly into a woman named Jasmine, so that I started just calling beforehand so I could find out if Jasmine was working and make sure I saw her.

Golden had one room that instead of massage table there was a big bed. After getting that one time, I always asked if it was available. Anyone know of places around here that have that? Or is the requirement to look legit make it so we always have to f__ on a small massage table?

Been away from things for a while, except the occasional visit somewhere around my new playground in Reston / Herndon area. Lately it seems that the woman answering the door is the one providing the service. Not sure if I should then ask to see who else is there, or even ask for a line up. I wouldn't want to offend the person I might end up choosing. Or should I just walk away if the woman answering isn't up to expectations? Or on the FOMO side, even if the first woman looks pretty good, don't we always wonder if there is someone really awesome there?

I have noticed a few BP ads that mention lineups, but that didn't happen when I went there.

Regarding walking away. Recently made the call to LCS for seeing someone at a Herndon hotel. And of course I know not to expect bedpage pics to be the person that is there. Sometimes, as long as she's still sexy and the vibe is good, I'll just go with it. One time though, door #1 was not what I wanted. So, I respectfully declined and left. Before even getting on the elevator, text from handler says they have another sexy woman in another room. I go there, again, no thanks. Pretty, but not what I wanted that day. Then did door #3 and passed again. Maybe I needed some Asian that day.

Walking away#2. I'm usually out and about during what I would think are off-peak hours. But back in July I was in downtown Herndon on a Friday night and already quite drunk. Decided to stop by the AMP on P- St. Older heavy woman answers the door and says all the girls were busy. But maybe she liked me and asked if I wanted her to give me the massage. So, like I said, I was drunk and horny, so in I go. Because she was in charge many interruptions due to phone and door bell, but eventually on to FS. When she got undressed she asked me if I liked her body. It worked for me that evening. But I probably should have walked away that time too.

Sometimes I like the spa experience of the table shower, sauna, massage. But then not so enjoyable is negotiating or trying to figure out what can happen. Sometimes I go with just the expectation of a HJ release, so anything more is good. But other times, when I don't want to go through that process, it's time for a ACS / LCS call, because I pretty much know what I'm going to get. Unless I'm being too picky when the door opens.

The places I go are very familiar (Herndon, sterling, Reston area), so I don't have any secret info to share that isn't already fairly well know here.

Mainly wanted to know any experiences or protocols now about asking for lineups.

[AZPete]

Based on proximity and posts here I tried Enliven. I drew Pin and she was welcoming but with a smokers voice. Table shower was all right, massage was average. She asked if I wanted her to take her dress off. Of course. She kept the lights low but dragged what felt like big teddies for a slender woman over my back and did some nippple rimming. Finished with nova.

[OldBoomer]

For those of us that enjoy a cmt level massage, big headlights and a superior NOVA, Tara has returned.

She does. Decent haircut as well. A complete but not full service?

Always treat the ladies well.

[Tomk2323]

Her deep tissue massages were fantastic, and legit. I just went for that alone. She works in NJ now, with no plans of coming from what I am aware of.

Thanks for the feedback. Do you happen to know where in New Jersey?

[Tttttwh]

I was in the Roger bacon lace in Reston a couple weeks ago, I asked about lily and the lady said she is on vacation. But that's what they told me a few months ago as well. I miss that ass LOL.

Her deep tissue massages were fantastic, and legit. I just went for that alone. She works in NJ now, with no plans of coming from what I am aware of.

[DC002]

Stopped by Best in Chantilly this weekend. The MMS brought in old, chubby lady, I told her I will come back another day. She then said I will send in new girl, she was worst than the first. She obviously just finished eating peanut butter because I could smell it from five feet away. I told her to get MMS, I told her again I'm leaving. The MMS offered to take a care of me and I told her thanks, but no thanks and left. I went to the other corner of the building to Yams and that was even worse. I think they found these ladies in the buffet line! By then, the mood was gone. A bottle of Viagra would not have made a difference. Went home and watched PH! Stay safe!!

Best has been good to me in past. Lots of us want different types of experiences and types of girls. What turns me on might not work for someone else. Shape matters to some, age matters to some, skills matter to some and skills matter to some. Attitude is important.

At least we have the ability to walk away if we don't find the provider appropriate for our needs. She might be good or great for the next guy since our needs are all different. All places have Aces and some Queens. Me, at different times go for different things. All in all, the experience should be good. Or we can walk. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Just remember to be nice and professional to the gals. And they will be nice to you.

DC.

[PSmith0380]

The best massages I've ever had were in AMPs, and I've had them in so many places, including abroad. I don't usually have to look far to find a pretty good massage. Takes a little research. The hard part is finding a good MT that does FS, or even a decent HJ! I have one in VA Beach, but she said no sharing. It took a lot of hunting, but they're out there. I usually go to a couple different legit spas for a thorough massage, then hit a diff place for the finish. Hell, I even found one where I can just walk in, she drops her pants and gives a good HJ, I hand her 2 Jacksons and say goodbye. I never pay her for a massage, because it's just not that good. She'll even do FS or BJ if she's in the mood. Not a stunner, but quite the bargain, and no drama. Be nice, and make a few visits. It can pay off. I had one spot that I would help fix things around their shop which evolved from HJ to FS. Good luck.

Bairen.

I used to have a great one in Vienna. Skipped the massage all together, we just made out and did everything else, which felt like a quick date just after dinner. We ultimately exchanged info and started emailing. That place has since closed, but she stayed in the area and I would still see her at her apt. She moved away, now I'm Atlanta, which is a shame.

She was a knockout in looks and age was early 30's I'd I had to guess. Very sensitive and she squirted once. The entire 18 months or so felt like a dream.

[Wiz Fan]

Stopped by Best in Chantilly this weekend. The MMS brought in old, chubby lady, I told her I will come back another day. She then said I will send in new girl, she was worst than the first. She obviously just finished eating peanut butter because I could smell it from five feet away. I told her to get MMS, I told her again I'm leaving. The MMS offered to take a care of me and I told her thanks, but no thanks and left. I went to the other corner of the building to Yams and that was even worse. I think they found these ladies in the buffet line! By then, the mood was gone. A bottle of Viagra would not have made a difference. Went home and watched PH! Stay safe!!

Head over to Angel Therapy in Fairfax and see Linda. She's the best in town IMO (if you're not into FS). She'll give you a full hour of satisfaction (as many times as you're able). Also, she's easy on the eyes. 8/10 in looks for me if not a 9 for some.

[WalkerC]

I searched BP, and could not find her. Do you have a link?

I think you forgot to quote the post you are referring to. Who is "her"?

[Delee1234]

Stopped by Best in Chantilly this weekend. The MMS brought in old, chubby lady, I told her I will come back another day. She then said I will send in new girl, she was worst than the first. She obviously just finished eating peanut butter because I could smell it from five feet away. I told her to get MMS, I told her again I'm leaving. The MMS offered to take a care of me and I told her thanks, but no thanks and left. I went to the other corner of the building to Yams and that was even worse. I think they found these ladies in the buffet line! By then, the mood was gone. A bottle of Viagra would not have made a difference. Went home and watched PH! Stay safe!!

Just think of it as money saved!!

[Dm311]

Sorry, but your report is so vague its not really of any use. ST could mean.

Shirlington Therapy.

Serene Therapy.

Seven Therapy.

Smile Therapy.

Some searching of this user's post history reveals that its Soft Touch. Wasn't clear looking at posts alone, had to look for context at posts they responded to.

[Member #6367]

I searched BP, and could not find her. Do you have a link?

[Barkeater]

Sorry, but your report is so vague its not really of any use. ST could mean.

Shirlington Therapy.

Serene Therapy.

Seven Therapy.

Smile Therapy.

Soft Touch Therapy.

And even Secret Temptations. Could you at least give us a neighborhood?

It is been a LONG time since I posted here. Back in the day I used to go to ST frequently and missed it after I moved away.

I was back in NoVA a couple months ago and was happy to see that after all this time that ST is still the same great place! I visited in the afternoon, no call ahead, and was greeted by a younger Korean girl (I guess there is no MMS anymore), perhaps in her thirties or early forties, with bolt-ons and a nice body. Started with a nice TS followed by massage and L1 HE. Standard NoVA finish and pricing. She did allow heavy petting of her kitty and tits during the HE which was a nice addition. Sadly I never cracked the L2 barrier there.

Anyway, it was nice to see the old place is still a reliable place to get some relief!

[You Chooch]

Stopped by Best in Chantilly this weekend. The MMS brought in old, chubby lady, I told her I will come back another day. She then said I will send in new girl, she was worst than the first. She obviously just finished eating peanut butter because I could smell it from five feet away. I told her to get MMS, I told her again I'm leaving. The MMS offered to take a care of me and I told her thanks, but no thanks and left. I went to the other corner of the building to Yams and that was even worse. I think they found these ladies in the buffet line! By then, the mood was gone. A bottle of Viagra would not have made a difference. Went home and watched PH! Stay safe!!

[Too Jaded]

It is been a LONG time since I posted here. Back in the day I used to go to ST frequently and missed it after I moved away.

I was back in NoVA a couple months ago and was happy to see that after all this time that ST is still the same great place! I visited in the afternoon, no call ahead, and was greeted by a younger Korean girl (I guess there is no MMS anymore), perhaps in her thirties or early forties, with bolt-ons and a nice body. Started with a nice TS followed by massage and L1 HE. Standard NoVA finish and pricing. She did allow heavy petting of her kitty and tits during the HE which was a nice addition. Sadly I never cracked the L2 barrier there.

Anyway, it was nice to see the old place is still a reliable place to get some relief!