Massage Parlor Reports

[Bunker Buster]

Back in the pre-internet days, when the massage places were advertised in the Wash Post sports section, I would sometimes get in to DC and visit a well known and reliable AMP on Vermont Ave. Maybe because I was usually there at off-peak times, but I used to get a line up so I could see the women there and make a choice.

Later in the late 90's I became a somewhat regular at Golden on Lee hwy in Merrifield. Haven't been there in years, but I think that site may have closed, opened, closed as some places seem to do. I used to get a line up there and got to know the regular women there.

Mainly wanted to know any experiences or protocols now about asking for lineups.

Downtown on Vermont, the place out NY Ave, NE, and a few others would bring out 6-10 young, beautiful girls for amazing lineups. That ended when INS started cracking down, especially after 9/11.

I used to go to Golden at their original location across from Booeymonger on Prospect in Georgetown. I always remember the smell of the laundry vent in the little alley to the side door. Connie was my favorite; not the prettiest, but a sweet girl and spoke English because she grew up here. We'd get into 69, she'd tell me she didn't want me to cum in her mouth, but it always worked out that I did. She was at the Lee Hwy location for a while, then mamasan told me she married a client, and she was gone forever.

[WillBarnes]

Drove past this one a couple times and decided to try it out. First time I drew a super skinny cutie with tattoos on one of her arms point 5 to the house for 30 minutes. So so massage, on the flip got a topless HJ for point 6, tried for more but no go. Went back a week later and someone beat me to the skinny girl. Went with the big momma. Paid the house fee. Ugly larger, older chick but much better massage. On flip I pointed at her mask, and she said "okay, you want blowjob? Didn't even discuss tip. She pulled out her tits and pulled down her pants to her knees. Then went right for BBBJ and let me roam freely. I told her I was about to cum and she finished jerking me off on my stomach. I left her a benjamin. Both the girls are very sweet, help you get dressed, one even toed my shoes for me. Will repeat, hoping skinny will open up more. Its located by the corner of Elden and reston pkwy, across from the bank.

[SlyFrog]

There are probably 30 or so AMPs in the Tysons area. Would love to know if anyone has a favorite. Favorite for looks, favorite for quality of massage and so on. I gave a try to CL Therapy. 50 sish provider. Great massage but no extras. I suspected that going in but figured it would be a good massage. Pro tip: I was asked if I wanted deep tissue. This is just an excuse to tack on an extra $10. I asked for medium and it was plenty deep. I hate forking out an extra $10 for nothing.

There are at least two other AMPs in the same office park. Probably more of the same. Maybe I will give them a shot.

[TheRabbit]

Apparently Baby Hua / Purple Hua has new help with a new girl called Candy.

[Rhinopole]

I have seen a few reports about Hana and BBBJs. I have seen her and I think some guys can't tell the difference between a BBBJ and a HJ simulating a BJ. There is definitely more hand work than anything else in her technique.

Rethinking what may have or may not have been a BBBJ after reading your comment, at one point she was holding Mr. Johnson and had his head kind of in her mouth. But it was too short of a time to tell what she was actually doing. So you might be right on with what you said. Oh well, live and learn. I was planning to try another provider at Kara anyway.

Rhino.

[Scoped]

First post but have been scoping out The DMV area for quite a bit. Had a dream at Sunstar, Nice TS and sauna. It was pleasant and very relaxing. The massage was above average. When I get asked to flip we negotiate and such. She wants two Benji's for FS. I play along and act like I don't have any more money. She gives me the basic Nova and takes everything off. But only shows me one boob and has the other wrapped up in a scarf of some sort. I went to touch it and it was as hard as rock. She was cool with me touching but not looking. I felt a bit sorry for her. Just to let you guys know Incase you go, know what to expect. Always be nice. I would go back if I don't get the same experience. - Keep scoping fellow mongers.

[DmvMonger]

Stopped in to Moon Spa in Herndon, drew Sherry or something that sounded like that. She's an attractive 40 ish spinner, Korean. Paid $. 6 for HH. Negotiated FS for $1. 2 more. She gave a nice TS, cleaned me up thoroughly. Went back to the room, did a half ass massage for like 5 minutes then applied the cover for a short CBJ. A few minutes later she climbed on top for some good CG. Did that for a few minutes then switched to MISH. She seemed in to it, was moaning pretty good. Maybe it was fake, didn't seem like it. Anyway I pounded her for a little bit and finished in the bag. In and out in half hour. Might return if I'm back in the area.

[Orpheus60]

Thanks for the report. I am glad to see NOVA is having more FS places now. Before the pandemic, there was very limited AMP offering FS in NOVA, and I have been going to GB for that. Another surprising factor is the damage is very manageable. A total damage of 170 is a steal. I believe the rate now in GB is 70/80 + 140.

I was pleasantly surprised at the price also. This was my 1st time hitting hitting a parlor down in this area and from what I had read it could become quite pricey. I usually go to a Korean AMP in Chambersburg where I typically spend 170 total for everything. This one to me is the best value per experience that I have found. The Annandale one comes close for the price.

I've also started hitting an acs near Dulles where you can get by on 140 if you stay covered and don't add on things like bbj & daty. Each is another 40. Bfs +100. Of course they don't attempt massage. The 2 ladies there right now are actually quite good looking. One (Korean) is due to rotate out soon, the other I believe from what I gather is the long term resident and she is very hot. Chinese.

[RockSwithSalt]

who cares what the girl actually did.

There is a claw grip technique where you can be tricked into thinking teeth are sliding down your junk. Just fingernails.

[SuzhiLang]

She's good at simulating it but it's all hand. It goes in her mouth but never touches anything.

I think it is the simulating noise that confused people into thinking that is BBBJ because most of the time folk cannot see the action when in 69 position.

Having that said, if it is simulating enough and feel good enough, who cares what the girl actually did.

[SuzhiLang]

I was hanging around in northern Virginia and had planned to try to see Ronda after the previous review that sounded fun. She responded in a timely manner and I said I was looking for an hour sometime between 5:30 and 7 she came back with 8 PM which was too late for me so I had to Nix that.

I had a couple plan b's in mind so after a little Re reading of ads I decided on this one, Which goes by the name lovely massage on Rubmaps. You can also find the on Bedpage.

The ad did not lie, was met by a cute young Korean gal with glasses, led me in, I ask for shower table she said yes 70 to the house includes shower.

In this dream the 1st good sign was she took her panties off before going to the shower room I suppose so that they wouldn't get wet, she scrubbed me down good paying attention to all critical areas, I imagined the 2nd good sign that while I was drying off she was cleaning her cooch with the shower head and soap. Back to the room a Soso massage with some good teasing and reaching under, At the flip I then dreamed she said boom boom was another ben, I said certainly. Not much English. Cute body, a little belly starting, nothing too much. Nice ass, breasts perfect medium size, small Bush. Started CBJ on to CG and finish in mish.

All in all exactly what I'm looking for when visiting a parlor. Definitely had a good time. Leelee said she been here a week leaving in a month.

Thanks for the report. I am glad to see NOVA is having more FS places now. Before the pandemic, there was very limited AMP offering FS in NOVA, and I have been going to GB for that. Another surprising factor is the damage is very manageable. A total damage of 170 is a steal. I believe the rate now in GB is 70/80 + 140.

[Orpheus60]

I was hanging around in northern Virginia and had planned to try to see Ronda after the previous review that sounded fun. She responded in a timely manner and I said I was looking for an hour sometime between 5:30 and 7 she came back with 8 PM which was too late for me so I had to Nix that.

I had a couple plan b's in mind so after a little Re reading of ads I decided on this one, Which goes by the name lovely massage on Rubmaps. You can also find the on Bedpage.

The ad did not lie, was met by a cute young Korean gal with glasses, led me in, I ask for shower table she said yes 70 to the house includes shower.

In this dream the 1st good sign was she took her panties off before going to the shower room I suppose so that they wouldn't get wet, she scrubbed me down good paying attention to all critical areas, I imagined the 2nd good sign that while I was drying off she was cleaning her cooch with the shower head and soap. Back to the room a Soso massage with some good teasing and reaching under, At the flip I then dreamed she said boom boom was another ben, I said certainly. Not much English. Cute body, a little belly starting, nothing too much. Nice ass, breasts perfect medium size, small Bush. Started CBJ on to CG and finish in mish.

All in all exactly what I'm looking for when visiting a parlor. Definitely had a good time. Leelee said she been here a week leaving in a month.

[Delee1234]

I have seen a few reports about Hana and BBBJs. I have seen her and I think some guys can't tell the difference between a BBBJ and a HJ simulating a BJ. There is definitely more hand work than anything else in her technique.

She's good at simulating it but it's all hand. It goes in her mouth but never touches anything.

[Kijimuna]

I have seen a few reports about Hana and BBBJs. I have seen her and I think some guys can't tell the difference between a BBBJ and a HJ simulating a BJ. There is definitely more hand work than anything else in her technique.

Is Hana the short lady?

[Prince Of P]

I finally got to Kara which I've been meaning to do for a while. It's clean and has a nice TS room. Hannah met me at the door. She says she's been there a month. Hannah was pleasant and gave a good cleaning to all important parts during the TS. She was also open to the stuff I like which, today anyway, did not include FS. So while I expect that was available, I can't say for sure. After she insisted that I tell her what her services would get her, I tole her I don't intend to negotiate and offered what I believe is fair and not at the extreme low end of the spectrum. She accepted and she performed okay.

I'll return to Kara, but ask for a different lady. Hannah was nice, just not my type. I prefer the more slender spinner types. Hannah has a good booty, large tatas with plump responsive nipples, and a little belly. Her English is not great, but it was adequate. Decent TS, okay massage, BBBJ (no CIM), DATY, FIA. . 8 + 1. 0.

If any of you have seen a different provider at Kara other than the MMS who'd you recommend, please let me know, by PM if you prefer.

Rhino.

I have seen a few reports about Hana and BBBJs. I have seen her and I think some guys can't tell the difference between a BBBJ and a HJ simulating a BJ. There is definitely more hand work than anything else in her technique.