Massage Parlor Reports

[Tom McAn]

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

Cash is still king and is your best bet for payment. When I meet a provider, I bring only the basic fee. If it's an AMP or other provider who offers extras for an additional fee, I only bring a reasonable amount of extra money with me. That way I can honestly say that's all I've got, plus it lowers the potential damages should I get robbed.

Keep in mind that other payments such as gift cards or prepaid cards are potentially traceable. The last thing you need is for your spouse, SO or Uncle LEO to get any information.

[GilBang]

I have been laying low due to Covid but did manage to sneak into Spa Sung in Springfield a couple of times in the last few months. This experience was from a couple of weeks back. Went in quite randomly and a young one opened the door. Probably late 20's or early 30's at max. This time no TS was offered but I didn't care as I was not there was for it. Went on the table and started with the massage. We started chatting when I told her that I had seen her before. Though I later realized that was not correct (damn the masks). She laughed and said she never can tell now because of the mask and I said, well I saw you without anything from the neck down. She laughed. Massage was decent but I have had better there.

We quickly got to the real reason I was there for. She took two Benjamins and two Jacksons, took everything off to reveal some nice tits and a flat stomach. What more could I ask for. HJ turned into a bit of licking and and then a full on BBBJ. I had to make her stop as I needed to save myself for the main event. She climbed up and rode away and I did not last long. I should have been prepared better.

I think I was out of there in less than 40 minutes and I probably should have bargained a bit more. Need to get out some more. F*&K Elite for hiking up their training fees!

Did the two Jacksons and Benjamins include the entry fee?

Even though the OP hasn't responded, based on the way it's written, my assumption is that it's on top of the entry fee. If so, that's pretty ridiculous. I hope I'm wrong.

[RockSwithSalt]

I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash

I always carry cash and probably $100 more than I plan on spending just in case. If you are nervous you really should consider the neighborhoods you are visiting. I do lock my wallet in my car and only go in with my phone and cash.

[LoveDemAzn]

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

I pay the donation upfront and tip after. I usually carry 300 with me. 300 should be enough cause AMP and Thai lady range from 120-220 including tip and k agency 260-300. If I visit a new map place I usually put money in different pocket. One pocket got donation, one got the usual 40 and the other got 100. I never pull out all money and count the money to tip them especially with someone I never met. They usually ask for more if they see you with more cash.

[PSmith0380]

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

Weird. I do cash, before, so that expectations are set. If they don't meet those expectations, I don't come back.

[Procrast333]

When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.

[TheOuroboros]

Sometimes I have a love / hate relationship with this hobby. It's funny I'm not one to gamble a lot at the casinos, but a lot of the allure to this hobby is uncovering a new place, getting a new provider, rolling the dice and seeing if you can hit the Jackpot. I blame my childhood fascination with PokMon. And MTG cards. I'd falcon my way over to the mall every weekend and bust open a few booster packs hoping to score big on an epic rare. Sometimes you pulled something great, and sometimes you pulled a dud and threw all the cards in the back of your drawer never to be touched again. This hobby is a lot like that. The jackpot can come in many forms. Maybe you draw a smokin hot provider. Maybe you get an B lister who makes up for it with great technique and wild foreplay. Sometimes you draw the old maid and other times you walk away empty handed. Nevertheless theres always that thrill of venturing into the unknown. Opening that AMP door is like flipping over that card. That feeling and that feeling alone is sometimes what all the hype is about.

Anyway enough ranting. Here's a few of the establishments I visited over the last few weeks. TLDR there's no epic rare in this pack but at the very least I'll save you the money and spin you a tale.

First on the chopping block is a place on lee hwy simply called Massage Therapy & Spa. No table shower so I don't know why they have the gall to call themselves a spa. But I paid for an hour massage and met with an old Chinese lady whose name I can't remember because neither the massage or the HE was memorable. She wasn't terrible looking, but way past her prime. Also it was standard NOVA and she wouldn't let me roam. Just next door there's Sunstar Therapy, which is a clear winner if you had to pick between the two.

Next is another massage on lee hwy known as Kelly Massage. A weird name to call it but I found the ad on CL and made my way over hoping to find a hidden gem. When I got up the stairs I found I guess Kelly, short fat and ugly Chinese woman. This is the type of girl you'd find making you shrimp lo mein at local Wok and not so much the kind of a lady you want shaking your junk. So I politely declined and saw myself out. Saving both our wallets. I'm getting better at trusting my instincts here.

Lastly is Spa Fruit. Previously talked about before and my personal white whale. Lilly is an older but still formidably sexy Viet who gives a damn good massage. I know she has history on this board a long long time ago under a different moniker. There are rumors of mongers getting extras with her in the table shower but at this point it's probably an urban myth. I've tried my hardest to get more with her but honestly I keep returning now because she's actually damn good at what she does. She's up there with the greats like KK in terms of massage. Easily in my top 3 of all time. Lilly is a sweetheart and I can't necessarily fault her for wanting to be something more than just a jack shack.

So there you have it. My journey isn't over and hopefully the next time I report in. It will be something for the books.

[Sexingit]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

Playing poker gives you a reason to withdraw money, and away from the home for prolonged periods of time. Perfect alibi.

[LoveDemAzn]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

Some can't use their work address like me, I use my best friend address then go paperless. One way to get cash is when you buy stuff do a withdraw and throw the receipt away. I usually go to Walmart and soda or something cheap and do withdraw of 50. Save the cash somewhere. If she ask what you spending say it's for your hobby for me it's fishing. Best place to save cash that work for me is in your car trunk where your spare tire is at. Now I don't need to cause my SO see how much I spend on my other hobby so we agree on separate account as long I pay all the bill I need too take care of and I would give her additional money each so she don't ask about my account.

[PSmith0380]

Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.

[FloorHump422]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Make a savings account for college, end-of-year charitable donations, etc. , and put money into it on a weekly basis. You could also open a "retirement savings account" or take out money from your regular accounts for "investing". Robinhood is pretty user-friendly, but Vanguard looks more complicated if you want to confuse your SO.

[SeniorManager]

Wouldn't your app be pulling money from your bank account anyway and still show up if checked?

I have some side hustle that is depositing to my cash app.

But they can't give me cash either.

[Sonny13]

Good morning,
I came across this advertise yesterday.
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/bella-es...-corner-867143#erotic.
Texted and was told 1. 2 for an hour massage. This place is over in Tysons on Lincoln. Texted and was provided room number. Walked in to a stunning young (22? She says) Thai / American woman. Gave her my 1. 2 and proceed to massage. After a mediocre 15 min massage I was asked to flip and for the next half hour we negotiated. Here's our conversation.

Girl (G): So what do you want today?

Monger (M): Everything you offer.

G: Well that will be 1. 8.

M: What do I get for 1. 8?

G: Oh you know, HJ, me naked.

M: That's it?

G: Ya, I am not allowed to do anything else.

M: I usually tip. 4 for that, but since you're hot I will do 1. 0.

G: I will do Clothed HJ for 1. 0.

M: Do customers actually pay you 1. 8 for a HJ.

G: All the time! I can't believe you are so cheap!

After two similar experiences earlier this year with different providers, I refuse to go back to Lincoln. To be honest, now when I inquire about a massage, and I'm advised they are located on Lincoln, I always politely decline.

[BushWood]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Do the grocery shopping and get cash back every time to build your fund.

[Korman23]

Because not everyone has the freedom to withdraw cash at will.

People with SO watching their bank account have hard time getting so much cash out without looking suspicious.

Trust me, I prefer cash too. LOL.

So I have no choice but created a secret cash app account and use that for hobby.

Anyone got better solution? I am all ear.

Wouldn't your app be pulling money from your bank account anyway and still show up if checked?