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11-21-20 23:13 #17081Senior Member

Posts: 52Luna Thai
I saw Luna's ad on BP under massages and she looked cute enough in the pictures, so I rolled the dice. She lead with "everything for $$. 6", so I opted to roll the dice. Finding her location was a bit tricky with GPS. GPS will get you close, but you'll end up having to walk a bit to get there. Have a peek at the map before heading over. She got a little annoyed with me that I was 15 minutes late, but I smoothed it over and her demeanor changed. She's pretty open about being older, but she ain't 40, as she claims. I'd put her in 50's. She's gained a little weight and she looks a little older, but she's in decent shape. She's got nice firm, full Cs. During DATY, she said, "you professional" and I had to contain my laughter. As I mentioned earlier, she's not in her 40's and let's just say I tired her out. She came pretty hard from DATY and while she took a pounding, she wasn't up for another round, which I found annoying. I've gotten two pops + DATY with a generous hour at an AMP for under $$. All in all, she had a great body for an older woman, amazing tits, but kinda lame w / friendly service. I've had better for less. Might repeat in a pinch, but you'll have fun. Just know she's not MSOG.
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11-21-20 17:44 #17080Senior Member

Posts: 90Get a cash management account with a brokerage
Open a Fidelity Cash Management Account, transfer money from your bank to this account (transfers are free if you initiate it thru Fidelity). That way, it will look like you're putting money into an investment account. Then take out money from the ATM using your new account. All ATM fees are reimbursed by Fidelity.
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11-21-20 15:22 #17079Senior Member

Posts: 193Can't connect with Alexa Thai
Has anyone been able to reach her? Her number ending I and 5797. I been trying make appointment with her but get no response. Free feel to pm you like. Thanks.
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11-21-20 13:46 #17078Senior Member

Posts: 1266Cash is still king
Cash is still king and is your best bet for payment. When I meet a provider, I bring only the basic fee. If it's an AMP or other provider who offers extras for an additional fee, I only bring a reasonable amount of extra money with me. That way I can honestly say that's all I've got, plus it lowers the potential damages should I get robbed.
Originally Posted by Procrast333
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Keep in mind that other payments such as gift cards or prepaid cards are potentially traceable. The last thing you need is for your spouse, SO or Uncle LEO to get any information.
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11-21-20 13:39 #17077Senior Member

Posts: 257
Originally Posted by Saffah
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Even though the OP hasn't responded, based on the way it's written, my assumption is that it's on top of the entry fee. If so, that's pretty ridiculous. I hope I'm wrong.
Originally Posted by Mustang946
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Last edited by GilBang; 11-21-20 at 13:39. Reason: quote clarity
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11-21-20 13:33 #17076Senior Member

Posts: 143I always carry cash and probably $100 more than I plan on spending just in case. If you are nervous you really should consider the neighborhoods you are visiting. I do lock my wallet in my car and only go in with my phone and cash.
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11-21-20 06:42 #17075Senior Member

Posts: 193After
I pay the donation upfront and tip after. I usually carry 300 with me. 300 should be enough cause AMP and Thai lady range from 120-220 including tip and k agency 260-300. If I visit a new map place I usually put money in different pocket. One pocket got donation, one got the usual 40 and the other got 100. I never pull out all money and count the money to tip them especially with someone I never met. They usually ask for more if they see you with more cash.
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11-20-20 22:09 #17074Senior Member

Posts: 242Weird. I do cash, before, so that expectations are set. If they don't meet those expectations, I don't come back.
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11-20-20 21:07 #17073Senior Member

Posts: 106Before, or after?
When do you like to pay, before or after? I use a prepaid card a lot because I'm nervous carrying a lot of cash, and I never know how much I'll need. Or want. But it sure is awkward to wait for them to go run it, then afterwards run the tip. Wish I could do it all in one at the end. Not complaining, just one of those things.
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11-20-20 14:30 #17072Senior Member

Posts: 460It's been a hot minute
Sometimes I have a love / hate relationship with this hobby. It's funny I'm not one to gamble a lot at the casinos, but a lot of the allure to this hobby is uncovering a new place, getting a new provider, rolling the dice and seeing if you can hit the Jackpot. I blame my childhood fascination with PokMon. And MTG cards. I'd falcon my way over to the mall every weekend and bust open a few booster packs hoping to score big on an epic rare. Sometimes you pulled something great, and sometimes you pulled a dud and threw all the cards in the back of your drawer never to be touched again. This hobby is a lot like that. The jackpot can come in many forms. Maybe you draw a smokin hot provider. Maybe you get an B lister who makes up for it with great technique and wild foreplay. Sometimes you draw the old maid and other times you walk away empty handed. Nevertheless theres always that thrill of venturing into the unknown. Opening that AMP door is like flipping over that card. That feeling and that feeling alone is sometimes what all the hype is about.
Anyway enough ranting. Here's a few of the establishments I visited over the last few weeks. TLDR there's no epic rare in this pack but at the very least I'll save you the money and spin you a tale.
First on the chopping block is a place on lee hwy simply called Massage Therapy & Spa. No table shower so I don't know why they have the gall to call themselves a spa. But I paid for an hour massage and met with an old Chinese lady whose name I can't remember because neither the massage or the HE was memorable. She wasn't terrible looking, but way past her prime. Also it was standard NOVA and she wouldn't let me roam. Just next door there's Sunstar Therapy, which is a clear winner if you had to pick between the two.
Next is another massage on lee hwy known as Kelly Massage. A weird name to call it but I found the ad on CL and made my way over hoping to find a hidden gem. When I got up the stairs I found I guess Kelly, short fat and ugly Chinese woman. This is the type of girl you'd find making you shrimp lo mein at local Wok and not so much the kind of a lady you want shaking your junk. So I politely declined and saw myself out. Saving both our wallets. I'm getting better at trusting my instincts here.
Lastly is Spa Fruit. Previously talked about before and my personal white whale. Lilly is an older but still formidably sexy Viet who gives a damn good massage. I know she has history on this board a long long time ago under a different moniker. There are rumors of mongers getting extras with her in the table shower but at this point it's probably an urban myth. I've tried my hardest to get more with her but honestly I keep returning now because she's actually damn good at what she does. She's up there with the greats like KK in terms of massage. Easily in my top 3 of all time. Lilly is a sweetheart and I can't necessarily fault her for wanting to be something more than just a jack shack.
So there you have it. My journey isn't over and hopefully the next time I report in. It will be something for the books.
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11-20-20 14:20 #17071Senior Member

Posts: 441Play Poker
Playing poker gives you a reason to withdraw money, and away from the home for prolonged periods of time. Perfect alibi.
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11-20-20 06:36 #17070Senior Member

Posts: 193Withdraw
Some can't use their work address like me, I use my best friend address then go paperless. One way to get cash is when you buy stuff do a withdraw and throw the receipt away. I usually go to Walmart and soda or something cheap and do withdraw of 50. Save the cash somewhere. If she ask what you spending say it's for your hobby for me it's fishing. Best place to save cash that work for me is in your car trunk where your spare tire is at. Now I don't need to cause my SO see how much I spend on my other hobby so we agree on separate account as long I pay all the bill I need too take care of and I would give her additional money each so she don't ask about my account.
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11-19-20 20:11 #17069Senior Member

Posts: 242To those trying to hide cash from SO
Setup another bank account, use your work address, and have some cash from your direct deposit routed there instead from payroll. I personally do 250/ week and it builds up as a surplus. Give me some room to play with higher prices when I'm travelling.
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11-19-20 17:20 #17068Senior Member

Posts: 281Make a savings account for college, end-of-year charitable donations, etc. , and put money into it on a weekly basis. You could also open a "retirement savings account" or take out money from your regular accounts for "investing". Robinhood is pretty user-friendly, but Vanguard looks more complicated if you want to confuse your SO.
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11-19-20 17:17 #17067Senior Member

Posts: 85Side hustles
I have some side hustle that is depositing to my cash app.
Originally Posted by Korman23
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But they can't give me cash either.











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