Massage Parlor Reports

**SwiftChariot** · 08-21-20 18:17

That's what I said to myself when I walked out after seeing the girl in this ad.

https://dc.rubratings.com/147256

It was not an angry holy $h!t or a happy holy $h!t I was just simply in awe and didn't know what to think. So I decided to go hunting today, I was a little tired of the Asian persuasion and knew I need something "different" to finish b / c I blew a load yesterday. I visited a legit place in south DC (1 HR drive time wasted) and coming back up and ended up doing a panic search for another provider. Found the ad at the top. She has a handler so all was pretty smooth and was able to see her in a pinch.

Big apartment complex in Tysons (some of you know), I texted when I was there and went up almost immediately. I walked and saw a beautiful girl. In the ad she looks most like picture 2 and none of the others. She reminds me of every IG model picture in the history of IG. You know the ones, about 5'6 110 lbs blonde / blue / green hair that's been dyed 50,000 times and big ass glasses. I always hated those pictures, I couldn't understand why ever GD girl posting a pic looks the same and how I can never seem to meet one to give me a HANDY, but my friends they do exist!

She is apparently 23 yrs old and from Ukraine, has the best personality in the world (fake to get more money) and I really enjoyed our conversations. The rate was 1. 6 HH and 2. 0 HR. I opted for the HR. I brought 1. 6 extra just in case.

WARNING! DO NOT SEE THIS GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2. 6 IN YOUR POCKET. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHE IS THE BEST UP SELLER IN THE WORLD.

Started with a mediocre massage, she is in some sort of lingerie swimsuit (shrug). Flipped me after 20 minutes and started grinding me lightly. She then went into full HJ mode. I was holding on to enjoy myself. I went to pull down to see her Boobies and caught a glance of the pinkest, puffiest nipples (holy $h!t). She is a B cup, but holy $h!t. After the glance she pulls the boob back over to cover. She, in the most cute way possible says $60 topless and $100 nude, I countered with 1. 6 BBFS.

She was soo cute and was firm on prices and said only massage. Mind you I am a fit 30 yr old male is decent looking so be thinking you can persuade her. I decided to pay her no more extra and blew my load think about those boobies.

So my recommendation: You should see this woman if you are tired of seeing Asians. You will pay out the ying-yang and get shorted on time. DO ONLY HHR and bring at least $60 or just pull down to see her boobies (my god! Do not bring more than that these Russians are fierce!

She is only in town for a week, on your mark get set go!

**DCmdvawiz** · 08-21-20 17:16

Originally Posted by MrSunnyHills [View Original Post]

Completely agree with Grip on this one, and unless I'm lucky enough to get some back channel info before the crowds, I do the same. Again I'm not saying that what happened to wiz is acceptable. She should have put her phone on silent and let it roll to VM (she could even have had a message saying. If I don't answer and you have an appointment, I'm with someone and will get back to you as soon as possible). That being said, for that reason I also try to text "I'm here" which is more asynchronous than a call

Visited Diamond Flash instead.

Tan put on a performance.

Was expecting NOVA standard, but received an oral lesson at no additional fee.

Strong massage and a great rack on a fun sized spinner frame- best of both worlds.

Guess it worked out.

**InSearch69** · 08-21-20 17:13

First one is nina. She was decent looking. I only got HJ but others have gotten more but reviews say not worth it.

Sherry-I think asks a lot for upgrades and not as good looking. I have never seen her.

Originally Posted by DarkRanger00 [View Original Post]

About the BBBJ and CFS. I realize some ads state No FS, but still offer it. Is that the case here? I tend to stay away from those so I'm not even tempted to ask for FS, although sometimes BBBJ is good too.

To add to that - is there any intel on these?

JD - Fairlakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-stress-release-massage-by-jd/7180997469.html

Grace - Tysons: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/dunn-loring-beautiful-asian-massage/7180996610.html

Sherry - Fair Lakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-lovely-asian-massage-by-sherry/7179815763.html

Thanks.

**Member #6469** · 08-21-20 15:24

About the BBBJ and CFS. I realize some ads state No FS, but still offer it. Is that the case here? I tend to stay away from those so I'm not even tempted to ask for FS, although sometimes BBBJ is good too.

To add to that - is there any intel on these?

JD - Fairlakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-stress-release-massage-by-jd/7180997469.html

Grace - Tysons: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/dunn-loring-beautiful-asian-massage/7180996610.html

Sherry - Fair Lakes: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/fairfax-lovely-asian-massage-by-sherry/7179815763.html

Thanks.

Originally Posted by InSearch69 [View Original Post]

Been awhile, but BBBJ and cfs.

**Miketastic69** · 08-21-20 15:01

Originally Posted by DarkRanger00 [View Original Post]

I've been in this hobby for a few years now. And I have never seen another one of you in an AMP, even by accident. Until today. And if you're reading this. They shouldn't have let that happen, and that was bad on them..

Took a ride over to Garden Spa in Fairfax. Was hoping to see Donna, but she doesn't work there anymore. I got a new girl named Kay. Short, slender, probably a natural C cup, and bald kitty, wearing a cute little dress with no bra, and a thong on underneath. Service was good for the Garden as usual, save for the run-in with a fellow hobbyist. Walked in, got temp taken, back to the middle room. Let her know I wanted 1/2 hr with shower. She took the house fee and came back a few minutes later, and off to the shower we go. She wasn't shy, and when I let her know I like the PM, she soaped up a finger and went to town. Damn near blew on the table, just from that! Anyhow, she had me flip, gave me a nice, soapy HJ, then finished the shower, and back to the room. Once in the room, she wanted me to lay face down, which I thought about doing to see if she'd DATO, but I was a little limited on time today, so I laid face up, and she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I grabbed Jr. And said "this kind of massage". She wanted $$, but negotiated back to $. 6. I've actually never paid more than $. 4 there with Julie or Donna. Until today. The up side? She let me FIV and FIA while DATY in 69. The down side? She would only do CBJ. And now that I think of it, that's the only time she took her mask off. I never saw her whole face. Just the eyes, which were pretty nice actually. Back in the day, Julie was pretty freaky and always did BBBJ. Oh well. Different times now I guess, and she's gone, so I guess that point is moot.

Anyhow, after a few minutes of 69 / CBJ / DATY, Kay hopped on for CG and rode me to completion. Hot towel cleanup as usual, mask back on, and out the door we went. And that's when it happened. Here comes a fellow hobbyist around the corner in a towel (coming from the shower), being led by another (slightly taller) KGirl wearing white shorts and a tank-top I think. I know it happens. It's bound to. It's just never happened to me, and it was surprising. Most AMP girls communicate when they're moving a customer out / in or to / from the shower, so that it doesn't happen. I actually almost came face to face with the provider and guy. Don't know what the problem was today. I'll still go back, and see how the other talent is. But that was piss-poor in my book. All told, I was out the door for $$. 2. Not bad overall, but needs to get back to the $$ mark (. 6 house / $. 4 tip). She wasn't going lower than $. 6 tip though, and I let Jr. Do the negotiating today instead of threatening to walk out like I should have.

Happy hunting fellas, and hope ya'll stay safe out there!

I actually had a few DC mongers visit me in Vegas for four days of debauchery a few years ago. But seeing mongers accidentally at a parlor stinks. I remember papaya spa (is that still around) when I lived in DC. There was a provider that I had waited months to see that would not perform CFS but give you the pussyjob treatment. Kind of like hotdog bun your wiener. Finally I got to see her. In my nervousness I think I missed which door she pointed me to and I walked in. There he was! Another monger laying on the table waiting for his "hot towel treatment. " Man. I almost couldn't proceed with my session out of embarrassment and disgust thinking I probably looked just like that wrinkled flesh bag I just saw. To make it worse, he was standing by the dumpster smoking a cigarette when I came out 30 minutes later.

What's weird is seeing your favorite provider in Walmart or Sears. Seeing them at the laundry mat or out with their boyfriend.

**InSearch69** · 08-21-20 14:43

Been awhile, but BBBJ and cfs.

Originally Posted by HughJapenis [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...180166059.html

Has anyone seen her? What BB options does she have?

**MrSunnyHills** · 08-21-20 14:19

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

Sorry about your experience. Allow me to play devils advocate here. This site gives us good insight and can lead to positive experiences for those who RTTF. However sometimes, like in this case, I think the overwhelming positive reviews on a gal or MP can backfire a bit due to an influx of mongers flocking to see one specific provider. Supply and demand, the second time I've brought this up in a week, can hamper situations. In this case, due to the reviews, Lara is probably backlogged with bookings and that gives her the power to do some pretty shitty things.

As a rule of thumb when a person or place generates a lot of heat, I tend to let things simmer for a few weeks or month before I make way for my dream. Often times when you visit a FOTM provider, you tend to get a pretty watered down experience due to things like burnout. Food for thought.

Completely agree with Grip on this one, and unless I'm lucky enough to get some back channel info before the crowds, I do the same. Again I'm not saying that what happened to wiz is acceptable. She should have put her phone on silent and let it roll to VM (she could even have had a message saying. If I don't answer and you have an appointment, I'm with someone and will get back to you as soon as possible). That being said, for that reason I also try to text "I'm here" which is more asynchronous than a call.

**TheOuroboros** · 08-21-20 12:58

Originally Posted by DCmdvawiz [View Original Post]

Funny you bring her up.

I am currently sitting in front of her building in my car because she decided not to see me.

I arrived at 10:45 for my 11 o'clock and called her- she proceeded to tell me to wait until 11. Okay cool, no big deal.

She texts me 5 minutes later and "sorry, can't see you".

WTF?

I call her and she proceeds to tell me how I called too early and it makes clients mad if she answers the phone and I cost her money.

WTF?

They're massage "therapists" for a reason.

Sorry about your experience. Allow me to play devils advocate here. This site gives us good insight and can lead to positive experiences for those who RTTF. However sometimes, like in this case, I think the overwhelming positive reviews on a gal or MP can backfire a bit due to an influx of mongers flocking to see one specific provider. Supply and demand, the second time I've brought this up in a week, can hamper situations. In this case, due to the reviews, Lara is probably backlogged with bookings and that gives her the power to do some pretty shitty things.

As a rule of thumb when a person or place generates a lot of heat, I tend to let things simmer for a few weeks or month before I make way for my dream. Often times when you visit a FOTM provider, you tend to get a pretty watered down experience due to things like burnout. Food for thought.

**Hugh Japenis** · 08-21-20 11:12

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...180166059.html

Has anyone seen her? What BB options does she have?

**DCmdvawiz** · 08-21-20 11:10

Funny you bring her up.

I am currently sitting in front of her building in my car because she decided not to see me.

I arrived at 10:45 for my 11 o'clock and called her- she proceeded to tell me to wait until 11. Okay cool, no big deal.

She texts me 5 minutes later and "sorry, can't see you".

WTF?

I call her and she proceeds to tell me how I called too early and it makes clients mad if she answers the phone and I cost her money.

WTF?

They're massage "therapists" for a reason.

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Great review by Boomer.

From Lara's advert dated Aug 20: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...180785111.html.

703--6774

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**PilotAviator** · 08-21-20 10:41

Great review by Boomer.

From Lara's advert dated Aug 20: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...180785111.html.

703-201-6774 // blackorchidsmassage@gmail.com.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

There have been a few postings on Lara.

Lara is a trained Certified Massage Therapist. She is also beautiful, has great big headlights and a round ass. She is not a spinner. She can work out your kinks or she may be kinky for you depending on how it goes. She has professional massage tools, hot stones and great hands (as well as thick lips). Easy set up. Very nice upscale apartment. Make sure you tell her what you want when you arrive. She speaks French. Four hands are available. Your mileage may vary.
Damage is as advertised. More may be available to you or not.

**Sometimes123** · 08-21-20 08:03

Originally Posted by Ruka06 [View Original Post]

Saw this pop up and seemed intriguing. Anyone tried out this place https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/52...5/9723732.html.

I tried this place about a week ago. Provider was probably mid 30's to 40 ish. Fairly attractive. Lots of virus prevention protocal at the door. Temp check mask hand sanitizer. I opted for 30 minutes and had limited time and opted out of the table shower although one was offered. Massage was so so, can't complain about pressure, time effort. Upon the flip, she asked straight away what tip I'll offer. I say. 4 and she says okay. She positions herself at my feet so roaming is not possible and she kept her mask and clothes on.

I can't complain about the experience but it's unlikely I would return. If virus prevention is a priority for older mongers, this might be a good option. They are pretty careful in this department.

**AcesChris** · 08-21-20 05:17

Originally Posted by Mandane [View Original Post]

It's been a long time, but I used to be tight (as were others here) with Ginger. She told me that Dara is Donut's mom. I think most of the reports last year on Donut were that she didn't take off any clothes. I guess some mongers figured out that money changes everything.

My experience with Dara was rather different. This was a couple months ago before things really got out of hand with the pandemic. I had texted Dara asking general information in her rates and services. She is a little bit out of the way, as she's in Reston and I'm in Springfield. I guess she need some cash as she kept asking via text if I wanted to pay her a visit I told her that I was only looking for a massage and BBFS for $$. She asked for a pic and she replied that I was handsome so she agreed to it over text. Once I got there, she played dumb when I hinted at our agreement over text. It was the end of the day, so she opened a beer and first gave me a decent massage. 15-20 minutes in she gave me a decent BBBJ. Then after a little she got a cover and went for cfs. I went along without a fight. After 5 or so minutes, she asked if I was going to finish. I told her no as I wanted BBFS as I stated in our text. She said fine but for me to not shoot my load in her and that I would tip her more. I said sure. She took off the hat and Finally got the service we agreed upon. Once I finished, showered and left with no extra $ given to her.

**Mandane** · 08-21-20 00:06

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

To me Dara is a rip off. She was hangin with Candy (Donut) last year and mongers were paying out the ying rang to see Candy's 23 ish yr old DD Bolt-ons. I guess Dara got jealous and decided to only see one-time customers and n00 bs.

It's been a long time, but I used to be tight (as were others here) with Ginger. She told me that Dara is Donut's mom. I think most of the reports last year on Donut were that she didn't take off any clothes. I guess some mongers figured out that money changes everything.

**AcesChris** · 08-20-20 21:13

Originally Posted by SwiftChariot [View Original Post]

To me Dara is a rip off. She was hangin with Candy (Donut) last year and mongers were paying out the ying rang to see Candy's 23 ish yr old DD Bolt-ons. I guess Dara got jealous and decided to only see one-time customers and n00 bs.

I was able to get BBFS with Dara a few months back. I think she was desperate for money as she kept contacting me asking if I wanted to come over. I told her I would only come if she offered BBFS for $$. She agreed after seeing my pic and said I was handsome. So We agreed on a time. At first she didn't acknowledge anything g we talked about. She played dumb about the agreement. I went along and got a decent massage and BBBJ. Then she brings a hat and puts it on. I went for about 5 minutes with it on. She asks if I'm going to finish. I told her no because we agreed to BBFS. She then finally gave in and said OK but not to finish inside her. She then asks for a tip as well. I said sure. Well, I ended up finishing and leaving without tipping her extra. Not sure if she'd ever do it again. But that was my experience. Thought I'd share my experience with Dara in Reston.