Massage Parlor Reports

[AllCaps]

My understanding is that Sandra hasn't been available for a while, not sure if it's COVID related. Leah was available as recently as 2 weeks ago. Not sure since.

Sandra does go in, but OP must've been calling at the wrong time. My guess is he was calling in the morning. Sandra and Leah are there usually towards the end of the day.

[Member #6804]

Any leads on a white American girl under the age of 40 who gives an actual massage? (not just an escort in disguise) As much as I love Asians and Latinas, sometimes you want good old apple pie and I haven't had any since I moved to this area. Feel free to PM. Thanks!

[RockSwithSalt]

Northern Virginia. Thinking your probably new. LOL.

Actually many times it means No Oral or Vagina finish. Just hand release.

[TheRabbit]

Which parlor has girls with the best "vacuum" mouth?

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

Was she good looking? Thanks man.

Not to me which is why I have not and probably will not return.

[Member #6469]

I get it, and you're right. I guess it's bound to happen. As for the mask. I was wearing mine, but he wasn't wearing his. I wasn't wearing my hat though, as I normally do in / out of the spa. I left it in my truck. Oh well.

I've had two customer run-ins in seven years. As matter of fact they both happened at the same place. A little awkward, but no big deal, sometimes it can't be avoided and it's bound to happen again, and I wouldn't call it negligence on the girls part either. The only thing good about the covid. I wear a hat and mask walking in and out of the place and wear it the whole time I'm in the AMP. Sounds like you weren't wearing a mask.

[PilotAviator]

Grip has made some very important points. And in fact, I would add that the same can be said for many AMPs and / or many gals out there. Think about it. New VA laws / LEO, jerks, any number of factors cause them to be cautious for first timers. Treat them well even if you don't get what you want (after all, a 9/10 quality massage for $60 is nothing to complain about in my book), and be friendly, and future visits will often bring more. But there are a number of regulars on here like me who actually enjoy a good massage. This allows you to relax a lot more about whether or not there will be extras, enjoy the massage and then look for extras in a friendly way, and perhaps get lucky. Imagine so many of us that were in this game in the 80's and early 90's with nearly no intelligence. This was standard MO. Scope out the AMP, see what was available, etc. Sometimes I think all the intel that folks get here spoils them a bit (and in fact likely causes sometime more traffic than is desired for brief times). Anyway, enjoy the ride.

Words of wisdom from MrSunnyHills.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[DCHung]

I've had two customer run-ins in seven years. As matter of fact they both happened at the same place. A little awkward, but no big deal, sometimes it can't be avoided and it's bound to happen again, and I wouldn't call it negligence on the girls part either. The only thing good about the covid. I wear a hat and mask walking in and out of the place and wear it the whole time I'm in the AMP. Sounds like you weren't wearing a mask.

It's not a big deal. Just ignore it. You know why he's there and he know's why you're there.

[Sswede]

What is nova.

Northern Virginia. Thinking your probably new. LOL.

[MrSunnyHills]

They are very paranoid at Diamond flash. It may take a view visits to get the girls to "warm up to you" before they feel comfortable doing more. Remember Frankie is a repeat customer and is very familiar with mama-san so he's going to have access to perks that may not be available to you. I know from experience, I've had tan and it took a lot of convincing just to get her to unbutton her shirt enough to let her boob pop out just a little bit. She wasn't comfortable with taking it off during my first visit. I haven't gone back but more likely than not I imagine I'll get more value on the return visit. If not don't get discouraged, there's plenty of fish in the sea. In fact, that's not even the only AMP in that building.

Grip has made some very important points. And in fact, I would add that the same can be said for many AMPs and / or many gals out there. Think about it. New VA laws / LEO, jerks, any number of factors cause them to be cautious for first timers. Treat them well even if you don't get what you want (after all, a 9/10 quality massage for $60 is nothing to complain about in my book), and be friendly, and future visits will often bring more. But there are a number of regulars on here like me who actually enjoy a good massage. This allows you to relax a lot more about whether or not there will be extras, enjoy the massage and then look for extras in a friendly way, and perhaps get lucky. Imagine so many of us that were in this game in the 80's and early 90's with nearly no intelligence. This was standard MO. Scope out the AMP, see what was available, etc. Sometimes I think all the intel that folks get here spoils them a bit (and in fact likely causes sometime more traffic than is desired for brief times). Anyway, enjoy the ride.

[ICantWait]

What is nova.

[TheOuroboros]

Recent field report: the infamous Diamond Flash spa. What did I do wrong? Is there a secret handshake or password that I don't know about? Because today all I got was a very good (dare I say professional level?) Massage from a very bland Chinese woman. This place has all the signs of being a legit AMP. Although I was offered a Nova finish I had to decline because I was that disappointed. I was expecting big teddies and got duped. 9/10 for the massage (seriously, one of the best I've received EVER) but 1/10 on the fun stuff. Seriously, I'm still outside the building as I right this. - one confused monger.

They are very paranoid at Diamond flash. It may take a view visits to get the girls to "warm up to you" before they feel comfortable doing more. Remember Frankie is a repeat customer and is very familiar with mama-san so he's going to have access to perks that may not be available to you. I know from experience, I've had tan and it took a lot of convincing just to get her to unbutton her shirt enough to let her boob pop out just a little bit. She wasn't comfortable with taking it off during my first visit. I haven't gone back but more likely than not I imagine I'll get more value on the return visit. If not don't get discouraged, there's plenty of fish in the sea. In fact, that's not even the only AMP in that building.

[SlapNutts]

I've been in this hobby for a few years now. And I have never seen another one of you in an AMP, even by accident. Until today. And if you're reading this. They shouldn't have let that happen, and that was bad on them..

Took a ride over to Garden Spa in Fairfax. Was hoping to see Donna, but she doesn't work there anymore. I got a new girl named Kay. Short, slender, probably a natural C cup, and bald kitty, wearing a cute little dress with no bra, and a thong on underneath. Service was good for the Garden as usual, save for the run-in with a fellow hobbyist. Walked in, got temp taken, back to the middle room. Let her know I wanted 1/2 hr with shower. She took the house fee and came back a few minutes later, and off to the shower we go. She wasn't shy, and when I let her know I like the PM, she soaped up a finger and went to town. Damn near blew on the table, just from that! Anyhow, she had me flip, gave me a nice, soapy HJ, then finished the shower, and back to the room. Once in the room, she wanted me to lay face down, which I thought about doing to see if she'd DATO, but I was a little limited on time today, so I laid face up, and she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I grabbed Jr. And said "this kind of massage". She wanted $$, but negotiated back to $. 6. I've actually never paid more than $. 4 there with Julie or Donna. Until today. The up side? She let me FIV and FIA while DATY in 69. The down side? She would only do CBJ. And now that I think of it, that's the only time she took her mask off. I never saw her whole face. Just the eyes, which were pretty nice actually. Back in the day, Julie was pretty freaky and always did BBBJ. Oh well. Different times now I guess, and she's gone, so I guess that point is moot.

Anyhow, after a few minutes of 69 / CBJ / DATY, Kay hopped on for CG and rode me to completion. Hot towel cleanup as usual, mask back on, and out the door we went. And that's when it happened. Here comes a fellow hobbyist around the corner in a towel (coming from the shower), being led by another (slightly taller) KGirl wearing white shorts and a tank-top I think. I know it happens. It's bound to. It's just never happened to me, and it was surprising. Most AMP girls communicate when they're moving a customer out / in or to / from the shower, so that it doesn't happen. I actually almost came face to face with the provider and guy. Don't know what the problem was today. I'll still go back, and see how the other talent is. But that was piss-poor in my book. All told, I was out the door for $$. 2. Not bad overall, but needs to get back to the $$ mark (. 6 house / $. 4 tip). She wasn't going lower than $. 6 tip though, and I let Jr. Do the negotiating today instead of threatening to walk out like I should have.

Happy hunting fellas, and hope ya'll stay safe out there!

I've had two customer run-ins in seven years. As matter of fact they both happened at the same place. A little awkward, but no big deal, sometimes it can't be avoided and it's bound to happen again, and I wouldn't call it negligence on the girls part either. The only thing good about the covid. I wear a hat and mask walking in and out of the place and wear it the whole time I'm in the AMP. Sounds like you weren't wearing a mask.

[Member #6469]

I've been in this hobby for a few years now. And I have never seen another one of you in an AMP, even by accident. Until today. And if you're reading this. They shouldn't have let that happen, and that was bad on them..

Took a ride over to Garden Spa in Fairfax. Was hoping to see Donna, but she doesn't work there anymore. I got a new girl named Kay. Short, slender, probably a natural C cup, and bald kitty, wearing a cute little dress with no bra, and a thong on underneath. Service was good for the Garden as usual, save for the run-in with a fellow hobbyist. Walked in, got temp taken, back to the middle room. Let her know I wanted 1/2 hr with shower. She took the house fee and came back a few minutes later, and off to the shower we go. She wasn't shy, and when I let her know I like the PM, she soaped up a finger and went to town. Damn near blew on the table, just from that! Anyhow, she had me flip, gave me a nice, soapy HJ, then finished the shower, and back to the room. Once in the room, she wanted me to lay face down, which I thought about doing to see if she'd DATO, but I was a little limited on time today, so I laid face up, and she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I grabbed Jr. And said "this kind of massage". She wanted $$, but negotiated back to $. 6. I've actually never paid more than $. 4 there with Julie or Donna. Until today. The up side? She let me FIV and FIA while DATY in 69. The down side? She would only do CBJ. And now that I think of it, that's the only time she took her mask off. I never saw her whole face. Just the eyes, which were pretty nice actually. Back in the day, Julie was pretty freaky and always did BBBJ. Oh well. Different times now I guess, and she's gone, so I guess that point is moot.

Anyhow, after a few minutes of 69 / CBJ / DATY, Kay hopped on for CG and rode me to completion. Hot towel cleanup as usual, mask back on, and out the door we went. And that's when it happened. Here comes a fellow hobbyist around the corner in a towel (coming from the shower), being led by another (slightly taller) KGirl wearing white shorts and a tank-top I think. I know it happens. It's bound to. It's just never happened to me, and it was surprising. Most AMP girls communicate when they're moving a customer out / in or to / from the shower, so that it doesn't happen. I actually almost came face to face with the provider and guy. Don't know what the problem was today. I'll still go back, and see how the other talent is. But that was piss-poor in my book. All told, I was out the door for $$. 2. Not bad overall, but needs to get back to the $$ mark (. 6 house / $. 4 tip). She wasn't going lower than $. 6 tip though, and I let Jr. Do the negotiating today instead of threatening to walk out like I should have.

Happy hunting fellas, and hope ya'll stay safe out there!

[Legend42]

Recent field report: the infamous Diamond Flash spa. What did I do wrong? Is there a secret handshake or password that I don't know about? Because today all I got was a very good (dare I say professional level?) Massage from a very bland Chinese woman. This place has all the signs of being a legit AMP. Although I was offered a Nova finish I had to decline because I was that disappointed. I was expecting big teddies and got duped. 9/10 for the massage (seriously, one of the best I've received EVER) but 1/10 on the fun stuff. Seriously, I'm still outside the building as I right this. - one confused monger.