Massage Parlor Reports

[Tom McAn]

Hey There Tom.

I totally get what you are saying about the tip and all, but the places I frequent (Reston, Vienna, Fairfax) all seem to ask for and expect much more than that. When you tip 40 $, do you get a lot of blowback from the provider? I like to leave with everyone happy, but I always feel like 60 or even 80 is more normal for NOVA. Do you have many providers that you are regular with that are happy with that 40 $.

Cheers.

--B.

It's been a while since I set foot in a Northern Virginia AMP, but this is the tipping guideline I use:

40 - standard HE with limited roaming (more, of course, for better roaming or more clothes removed).

60 - BJ / HJ combo with more emphasis on HJ.

80 - BBBJCIM (rare in NOVA).

$ - FS (even rarer in NOVA).

This is on top of the house fee, which is typically 60 for the half hour and 80 for the hour on this side of the Potomac. So if you're lucky enough to get FS in a Northern Virginia AMP and you tip according to the schedule cited by GripNSlip, you're looking at a total of 220-240 for an hour. This compares to 160 for an alleged hour with an Asian crapshoot provider (more like 30-45 minutes if you're lucky), or anywhere between 180 and 250 for an hour with a typical escort in this area.

The reason some providers are asking for higher tips is because far too many mongers have been willing to pay them rather than holding the line. So that makes it more difficult on mongers who are unable or unwilling to tip on the higher scale you and GripNSlip cite.

I'm not trying to start an argument, but I speak as a monger who's earning less than he did prior to the Great Recession. I'm also trying to keep prices reasonable for my fellow mongers. Not all of us living in this area are filthy rich.

[TheOuroboros]

Hey There Tom.

I totally get what you are saying about the tip and all, but the places I frequent (Reston, Vienna, Fairfax) all seem to ask for and expect much more than that. When you tip 40 $, do you get a lot of blowback from the provider? I like to leave with everyone happy, but I always feel like 60 or even 80 is more normal for NOVA. Do you have many providers that you are regular with that are happy with that 40 $.

Cheers.

--B.

The way I try to justify it, is if it's standard NOVA: . 4.

If it's above the standard, ie: takes off clothes, let's you nurse, you have fun then I go. 6-. 8 depending on how much I enjoyed the exp / provider was hot /massage was amazing/went above and beyond.

.8 for BBBJ seems a bit short personally I would tip between $- $.2 range again for the same reasons above.

FS: $. 4- $.6 range. Any more than that and you're paying too much; unless it's a rocking provider or you've developed and amazing rapport.

[Start2]

Hey There Tom.

I totally get what you are saying about the tip and all, but the places I frequent (Reston, Vienna, Fairfax) all seem to ask for and expect much more than that. When you tip 40 $, do you get a lot of blowback from the provider? I like to leave with everyone happy, but I always feel like 60 or even 80 is more normal for NOVA. Do you have many providers that you are regular with that are happy with that 40 $.

Cheers.

--B.

I think what he is trying to say is that it's more of a rule of thumb. Location, Location, Location. Northern Virginia tips are excessive when you compare the value nearby. Most are paying more because they don't want to travel to other areas.

[Barkeater]

Hey There Tom.

I totally get what you are saying about the tip and all, but the places I frequent (Reston, Vienna, Fairfax) all seem to ask for and expect much more than that. When you tip 40 $, do you get a lot of blowback from the provider? I like to leave with everyone happy, but I always feel like 60 or even 80 is more normal for NOVA. Do you have many providers that you are regular with that are happy with that 40 $.

Cheers.

--B.

As HighwayGuy said, welcome to the forum. I appreciate that your first report contributed to the knowledge base and wasn't a request for information.

That having been said, I agree you overpaid for the services received. A $40 tip is sufficient for standard NOVA with limited roaming. For an $80 tip I would expect BBBJCIM, something which is very rare on this side of the Potomac. We need to keep prices reasonable or else only the richest mongers will be able to afford pay to play.

[StrawMan83]

Don't feel bad for sharing info. Its an honest review to let people make their own decisions.

Man. I feel bad when I take away potential business from a provider but have to look out for my brothers.

[RogerDoger349]

Anyone know if she is still operating and if so new talent? Thanks.

There are several Cocos at the farm. It is tough to know which one you want to see. I don't like the multiple girls with the same name, but that is how they work. Some are good, some are great, and some are not so great.

[TheOuroboros]

And after a days work I went out, to an AMP down in fairfax to see what the fuss was about.

There were reports on the maps that CS therapy offered more.

Then just the massage even though it looks and feels like a normal store.

So I took the hour which set me back 60 green.

And got undressed face down and simply waited to be seen.

Nicole walked in a little later, late 30's /40's with average looks and plain body.

She gave me an okay massage; I've had better, frankly it was a little bit shotty.

I was given no hint that extras were offered upon end.

She seemed a bit quiet and perhaps thought I was LEO looking to send.

So I broke the ice and began a little chat.

We talked about hobbies, gambling, this and that.

As time went on she got a bit friendlier.

And I decided to make my move my hand on her posterior.

Time up for massage and the flip then ensued.

She grabbed onto my staff and the standard NOVA pursued.

I lifted her shirt up tho she tried to resist.

She wore a sexy bra but refused anymore of my insist.

Nevertheless her technique was good and.

Eventually I blew my load all over her hand.

There's a better miracle out there I thinks to be had.

But I left her 40, and my overall opinion on CS in fairfax: not bad.

[RubMeLongTime]

I had to check out Ivy before she left. Seems yall were looking to catch her before leaving as well.

In my 1 hour session the phone rang 7 times and she answered each time. I was close enough to hear all the conversations and all 7 callers asked for IVY. Man you guys really know how to hamper a guys visit!!

And also just a suggestion, when the lady says come at 5:15, don't offer to come 10 minutes early just to wait. When they specify an off hour time slot its because that's when the current clients session will finish. By coming 10 minutes early your just.

Impacting tha guys PEAK time if you catch my drift. Feel free to come 10 minutes esrly and wait.

In the car, this way everyone leaves in a good mood.

Anyway nothing more to say about Ivy. Nice personality, outgoing, and a pleasure to spend time with.

She is off for the next few weeks.

Don't want to reiterate what has been said before about Ivy (everything mentioned is true) other than she went above and beyond to tailor my session just the way I liked it and more. Great chemistry and eager to please. Said she'll be around for a few more days before taking an extended break.

[TheOuroboros]

Hello all,

I am Looking for a petite white blonde prefer 20's. Any recommendations prefer fair oaks, Tyson's, manassas, or centerville.

Looking for massage with good relaxation or so. No FS. $1.5 max.

Any recommendations?

Since my last response was redacted I'd figure I'd answer this post without my tasteful sarcasm so as not to upset this PC culture we live in today.

To put it lightly on this forum there is no paid subscription. The information is posted for anyone to see with or without an account. You are welcome to read through the forum (RTTF) without anyone asking for anything in return. Many do and do their homework, pick a place, and some even take it to their next level and post their findings so as to improve the community. We don't trade in gold or cash; here on the high seas our currency is simply information. We trade it amongst us through public post or through private conversation and build our status accordingly as many mongers put it: "Board Cred. ".

Your value is typically judged by your seniors by how much you have contributed to the forum and whether or not they may bestow the information (that they have worked hard to obtain) on you so that you don't have to put yourself at risk is entirely up to them. Now you have posted a total of 3 times and lo and behold all 3 posts have been the same question reworded slightly; lacking any substance that help the community as a whole. You therefore ask without merit and while theyre plenty who are more generous than I who may gift you what you seek, I sincerely hope your future post offer intel that may be of use to me (and the others) down the line. I'd be elated to trade you my intel but equivalent exchange is my price. My apologies if my last post came off as harsh.

Please feel free to RTTF using the escort page. With plenty of pages to scour through I am certain that after you do your homework you will find what you’re looking for. Then feel free to write about the experience.

[Mandane]

Man. I feel bad when I take away potential business from a provider but have to look out for my brothers.

Ditto. Information sharing here is the key with all these bedpage ladies, especially if they have a history that they are trying to bury.

[TheOuroboros]

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[RobIvan]

Thanks to all who replied. Much appreciated. With the advice to pass, I headed out to King where Sissy / Cici (our former Angel is now running the show). Since this isn't the forum for AMP, I will just say it was a decent and enjoyable option.

BSOT and Happy Festivus.

Stoop.

Man. I feel bad when I take away potential business from a provider but have to look out for my brothers.

[NovaVa]

Hello all,

I am Looking for a petite white blonde prefer 20's. Any recommendations prefer fair oaks, Tyson's, manassas, or centerville.

Looking for massage with good relaxation or so. No FS. $1.5 max.

Any recommendations?

[DMV8454]

Don't want to reiterate what has been said before about Ivy (everything mentioned is true) other than she went above and beyond to tailor my session just the way I liked it and more. Great chemistry and eager to please. Said she'll be around for a few more days before taking an extended break.

[StoopDown]

I would personally skip it.

I got suckered into seeing Dara. The therapist I wanted to see was busy. She's disengaging, older than pics appear and just wasn't a pleasurable experience. That said if you like older, not well put together Thai women, she will probably suffice and get your rocks off.

Thanks to all who replied. Much appreciated. With the advice to pass, I headed out to King where Sissy / Cici (our former Angel is now running the show). Since this isn't the forum for AMP, I will just say it was a decent and enjoyable option.

BSOT and Happy Festivus.

Stoop.