Massage Parlor Reports

**TheTaxMan23** · 08-03-16 20:57

Hi gents. I've wanted to join the hobby for a long time, but have been unable to get up the nerve. I've been reading the forum for months and you guys are a great help. I've learned what I can and I'm ready to take the plunge.

Most important to me are reliable service, average or above looks, Cauc / Latina, C cup or better (no bolt ons). Topless / nude B2 B with HE. Price not that important.

After much study of the forums, LT or BR Chicago seems to match my needs. Problem is, the girls seem to change a lot. So I'm not sure who is a good match. Any help would be very much appreciated. PM is fine. And I'll be sure to share. Thanks guys!

**Avg Joe** · 08-03-16 19:59

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Saturday August 20 or Sunday August 21 ok?

No thanks.

**Ron M** · 08-03-16 01:05

Originally Posted by DaddyOne23 [View Original Post]

Yeah, maybe that this time we will get more people that you, me, and PP.

Saturday August 20 or Sunday August 21 ok?

**Mj138** · 08-02-16 18:50

Boys- well worth the price and trip. If you head down 55 do a little research and stop in. Seniors can PM for a better review.

**DaddyOne23** · 08-02-16 11:42

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

You're talking about a meeting at Twin Peaks? I'm in as long as there's no Cub Game at Wrigley. And I don't have any scheduled play time with any providers.

Yeah, maybe that this time we will get more people that you, me, and PP.

**HomeSlice** · 08-02-16 10:52

Originally Posted by OldDog261 [View Original Post]

True, but when I deposit in my home area, I should expect to access my funds when traveling.

Funds travel well. If you are serious participant in your home area, that seems to buy you a fair shake when traveling.

Originally Posted by OldDog261 [View Original Post]

Not asking much here, just a nudge in the right direction, I will take care of the rest.

This thread and the EMP Chicago thread and the Waukegan / Gurnee massage parlor thread and the info on CLV and ERS in Belvidere.

There is enough info on these pages (if you can spend an hour or so) to veritably guarantee success.

**Moccdawg** · 08-02-16 00:56

Originally Posted by Jameson290 [View Original Post]

That's almost exactly what happened. So you can continue to create these imaginary scenarios in your head or read the posts. Also, when did I say the massage went an hour?

Anyways, I can reiterate: On the flip I touched her to let her know I was interested, she smiled and put up a 4, I said I only had 2 and she said next time more.

We negotiated and came to an agreement before proceeding. Please stop adding your own inferences and ask me more questions if you don't understand what all went down. You are adding things to the report that did not occur.

Yes that is right, No Apology Here. You left very important facts about your report out, therefore it is easy to think of you as Pond Scum of the Earth. Suggest reread your input a few times before uploading your report next time.

**Bob521** · 08-01-16 23:59

I moved to Chicago from New York twenty years ago. On a non-mongering note, Chicago is a great town with great people. The Twin Peaks in question is on Milwaukee Ave just south of Lake Cook road.

Originally Posted by Atlpersiandood [View Original Post]

Hi fellas. When is this so-called next meetup? I just moved to Chicago from NYC and I'm looking to get into some trouble. Also don't really know anyone here and wouldn't mind chatting with some like-minded people. Who doesn't like Twin Peaks?

**DMichaels69** · 08-01-16 22:47

Don't know but looks like Ron is buying.

Originally Posted by Atlpersiandood [View Original Post]

Hi fellas. When is this so-called next meetup? I just moved to Chicago from NYC and I'm looking to get into some trouble. Also don't really know anyone here and wouldn't mind chatting with some like-minded people. Who doesn't like Twin Peaks?

**Atlpersiandood** · 08-01-16 22:40

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

You're talking about a meeting at Twin Peaks? I'm in as long as there's no Cub Game at Wrigley. And I don't have any scheduled play time with any providers.

Hi fellas. When is this so-called next meetup? I just moved to Chicago from NYC and I'm looking to get into some trouble. Also don't really know anyone here and wouldn't mind chatting with some like-minded people. Who doesn't like Twin Peaks?

**DMichaels69** · 08-01-16 21:53

You did not cheat her. From what is written sounds like she agreed to it.

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

All this discussion about tipping has me wondering about something I've had happen a couple of times that I call the Reverse Upsell. So, and I will add after protracted negotiations, we agree for a "Business Class" trip for $. 8. This "flight" goes on for awhile but I'm not getting anywhere and I tell the "flight attendant" that I think the trip will go much faster if I'm upgraded to 1st Class. So after a little persuading, I get upgraded to 1st class for price of a business class ticket. Full disclosure, I was in a new area (not Chicago) and it was my first visit to that particular establishment.

Question for the group: Considering the number of times I've had "flight attendants" put the upsell on me, was I wrong and / or was I cheating the flight attendant for trying to get the reverse upsell?

**Lane Narrows** · 08-01-16 21:45

All this discussion about tipping has me wondering about something I've had happen a couple of times that I call the Reverse Upsell. So, and I will add after protracted negotiations, we agree for a "Business Class" trip for $. 8. This "flight" goes on for awhile but I'm not getting anywhere and I tell the "flight attendant" that I think the trip will go much faster if I'm upgraded to 1st Class. So after a little persuading, I get upgraded to 1st class for price of a business class ticket. Full disclosure, I was in a new area (not Chicago) and it was my first visit to that particular establishment.

Question for the group: Considering the number of times I've had "flight attendants" put the upsell on me, was I wrong and / or was I cheating the flight attendant for trying to get the reverse upsell?

**Head First** · 08-01-16 20:16

Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]

Regardless of whether it was an hour or a half, I have had many girls ask for 40 and many members consider that to be the standard tip. I have always tipped 40 regardless of the time for good service, roaming and a h / e and the girls have always been happy, but that's just me.

AJ.

Today I mixed it up a little. My feet were killing me from the weekend so I sought out a foot massage. Found one near me and offered $20 for 30 minutes. I thought that was a good deal (pretty new at the foot massage game). Didn't try anything but was getting a vibe. She wasn't attractive so I behaved. Get done and out to the front. The other girl asks me if I'm going to tip girl #1. I played dumb and asked how much is a good tip? She said they work for tips so anything is good. I asked is $5 a good tip? She said "Oh yes, very good. " So I reached in and pulled out a five. I was feeling kinda cheap but she was happy with it so who am I to argue.

Girl #2 (better looking) was being flirty. I asked her if she does massage. Yes, how long you want? I say half hour and I hand her $40, got a $5 discount for first time. Into a different room where I get ready and she comes in. Left me uncovered so I started some roaming. She said not yet I give you good massage first. At halftime she sees my excitement level is high so she grabs the oil bottle. 10 minutes later she brings in 3 hot towels and cleans me up. She leaves and I get dressed. To test the water I leave standard tip on the pillow. When she comes back in, she sees it and is smiling a mile wide. Pinches me on the ass and invites me to come back soon.

Point is she was perfectly happy with the standard. So was I.

**Ron M** · 08-01-16 14:53

Originally Posted by BigDog16 [View Original Post]

I hope we are all friends again. However, at the next meetup, you and Ron are taking care of the tip!

You're talking about a meeting at Twin Peaks? I'm in as long as there's no Cub Game at Wrigley. And I don't have any scheduled play time with any providers.

**BigDog16** · 08-01-16 12:05

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

I apoloized to Jameson via PM and will do so here in public also. It is perfectly reasonable, in fact "honorable" to tell the girl, in advance, that the tip will be $20. He offered and she accepted. In fact, the girl started the negotiation by holding up 4 fingers. I don't think I understand the original post.

I hope we are all friends again. However, at the next meetup, you and Ron are taking care of the tip!