Massage Parlor Reports

[AnyHoleWillDo]

Not surprised that she fucked a lot but this number is still mind blowing. I stopped fucking her for a while. Kiki is gone and only Vivi is solid consistent worth visiting every time now. Liked Mocha but she is kind of an emotional girl. When she is good, she delivers very nice session; there are also times she is not in mood. Quiet, awkward and mechanical. Will try different places next time in that area. Maybe the new Sunny day.

I can't get that number out of my head. There's 25 -30 minute slots and she banged 33 . Not really grossed out by it. Kind of impressive actually. She's our Bon**e B**e in Illinois. I'm a little nervous about going back after the Chlamydia, but damn that girl has no boundaries and all holes are in play there. Happy fucking!

[Phloverno6]

I'd like to figure out next best too; altho my experience with Ewa and Kiki hasn't been quite as bad as some are saying. Might have to give Relax one more try. Maybe some of you other mongers switching places will give them a little break and they'll be rested and desperate LOL. Maybe I'll try Lanes or Ivy again. But can't remember if either of them regularly do BBBJ.

Back in the neighborhood after a long stretch of work travel I decided to do Relax later in the night, arrived around 8 pm. After calling ahead to make sure they were not busy.

Walked in and it must have been Mocha's turn. She lead me to her room and asks if I called, I nodded and she replies if I want Ewa. Now, they must have the numbers I'd'd. But in the past I've dealt with Ewa. So Mocha takes me to Ewa's room. And after some discussion in the back, in walks Ewa. She immediately gives me a smile and hug. But whispers, I'm on my period, how about you fuck Vivi? I said sure, but Ewa wants to give me my table shower and massage. Get undressed and go get a thorough cleaning and hair shampoo. Back to the room, drys me off. Great massage, oil and hot towel. She mentioned the lineup, Ewa, Vivi, Mocha, Amy. Kiki gone and a new girl starts in 10 days. Then she asks me if I would give her a massage. I proceeded to give her a massage with oil for maybe 10 minutes. During these last 45 minutes there must have been 3-4 guys come in and Vivi was busy. As I'm finishing up Ewa's massage and ask her to flip over, I'm standing at the head of the table massaging her shoulders and boobs, she starts giving me a BBBJ. After several minutes of this she has me lay on my back and goes out for a few seconds and comes back with Amy. Tiny, A cup, cute with eraser nipples. As I'm laying there, Ewa returns to the BBBJ, Amy undressed and climbs onto the table for 69. Wow, what a feeling, Amys pussy and tiny ass in my face. Two ladies on my cock and me eating a beautiful pussy, trimmed with large lips. I was in heaven. Ewa even came and watched me eat Amy's pussy and asked if I like. I just smiled and I was enjoying myself. Ewa leaves the room and Amy continues with the 69, locking up and down my shaft while playing with my balls and ultimately sucking on them. Because her ass looked so nice and felt tight, I was able to get my middle finger up to my first knuckle into her but she didn't want me to go any further. After several minutes of that she climbs off and I'm standing next to the table, she puts on the cover and turns around for standing K9 as she leans over and grabs the chair handles, I slip into her tight pussy and start going in and out slowly. She then wants to lay on the table, gets her pussy into position to the edge of the table and I'm standing up pounding away, kissing her erasers, feet up around my shoulders, then folding her to one side and pounding even harder. I then want her to ride me CG style, she climbs on top of me. And after only a few minutes of experienced ACG. She had me blow in the bag, and she kept on going even after. She wanted every drop of me. Amy cleaned me up with several hot towels and doesn't even get dressed and says wait here. Ewa come back to finish massage. Now, I've noticed this that the MTs will walk around naked at the end of the day. Even taking showers as you walk out the back door. Ewa comes back and continues with a great head rub and ear cleaning. I get dressed and ask how much I owe. She says. 70 + 1. 60. I hand her 2. 40 and she brings back change of. 10.

Now, I was there for at least 90 min. YMMV and I've been going to Relax for several years. But not sure where you get this type of attention in other establishments without paying alot more.

Mechanical. I may have to disagree with you guys.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

[MStanfield]

What happens when they leave is another girl is on period. Eva is the one who fucks the guy. She said she boned 33 guys one day. (2 girls on period that day) She's good at what she does but definitely not something you bring home to your mother. Happy fucking!

Not surprised that she fucked a lot but this number is still mind blowing. I stopped fucking her for a while. Kiki is gone and only Vivi is solid consistent worth visiting every time now. Liked Mocha but she is kind of an emotional girl. When she is good, she delivers very nice session; there are also times she is not in mood. Quiet, awkward and mechanical. Will try different places next time in that area. Maybe the new Sunny day.

[Phloverno6]

Where's the next best place that gives the same service as Relax.

DFK TS with extra. Decent massageX BBBJ. Rimming, All positions. With a good mix of MTs.

Looking for details.

DM if Thai is your preference.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

LOL.

All you horny animals.

The sentence "DM if Thai is your preference" should be "DM if this is your preference".

All you guys are looking for Thai ladies. Must have gotten 5 DMs asking where there are Thai ladies.

There are lots in Thailand!

Stay safe out there.

PH.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

I'd like to figure out next best too; altho my experience with Ewa and Kiki hasn't been quite as bad as some are saying. Might have to give Relax one more try. Maybe some of you other mongers switching places will give them a little break and they'll be rested and desperate LOL. Maybe I'll try Lanes or Ivy again. But can't remember if either of them regularly do BBBJ.

As regular in the area, your only bet for that is Pure although on Friday I had a so-so covered experience with someone new but the others I've seen do BBBJ my favorite is Linda who's cute with a nice little build and a firm ass. Last time I went to Ivy I saw a non-Korean who spoke English and is more American with an average build and it was mediocre. Haven't been to Lanes which I use to go weekly and while I love momo she's ok just going through motions waiting on Kelly and Jay to come back so appreciate any feedback. For me Relax is great I see Vivi and it's like fucking an old girlfriend every time.

[OnTheOne]

Tried to see Cookie today at Crystal but was told she's on vacation. Anybody have information on if that's accurate? Would love to know where she is if she's moved to a new location.

I don't know about vacation or what, I was told they had "2 new girls" see my report below, still a good visit.

[BassMan1989]

Where's the next best place that gives the same service as Relax.

DFK TS with extra. Decent massageX BBBJ. Rimming, All positions. With a good mix of MTs.

Looking for details.

DM if Thai is your preference.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

I'd like to figure out next best too; altho my experience with Ewa and Kiki hasn't been quite as bad as some are saying. Might have to give Relax one more try. Maybe some of you other mongers switching places will give them a little break and they'll be rested and desperate LOL. Maybe I'll try Lanes or Ivy again. But can't remember if either of them regularly do BBBJ.

[Nowhere500]

Tried to see Cookie today at Crystal but was told she's on vacation. Anybody have information on if that's accurate? Would love to know where she is if she's moved to a new location.

[OldMolasses69]

33 in 1 day for Ewa is crazy LOL, stoped visiting her and relax in general for months, took some time to find me another ATF tho.

Yes, that is exactly what Relax, a whorehouse with assembly line feel. They are all trying to make a buck but I think all of us guys are getting shorted on our experience. They need a mamasan (sp) to handle all the guys coming in. When you're banging some ass or trying to cum in their mouth you should have to stop so the broad can yell into the hallway. Best way to solve this is go elsewhere for awhile. Just my opinion though.

[Phloverno6]

I'm sorry, that's just hilarious. You can complain to MMS, PPS. It might do nothing. But at the very least the leaving in the middle of massage 3 x time is wild and should not happen.

Where's the next best place that gives the same service as Relax.

DFK TS with extra. Decent massageX BBBJ. Rimming, All positions. With a good mix of MTs.

Looking for details.

DM if Thai is your preference.

Stay safe out there.

PH.

[AnyHoleWillDo]

100%. The relax experience blows now. Went last week and Ewa comes out of a room and I notice somebody else in there. So I ask who that is and she says Mocha. I've read about her here but never tried so I ask. Ewa says sure but on period so only suck LOL. Ok fine. Whatever.

Mocha comes in the room. Cute girl. She says no BBBJ. I said oh in that case I'll just stick with Ewa. She smiles, leaves and in comes Ewa. Standard table shower, robotic. And then back to room. Stopped 3 x to yell in hall way. Then leaves during my massage. In comes Mocha. "Ewa busy for a bit I do massage". So be it. Then comes Ewa after 15 minutes to suck me off after god knows what she just went through. I said just BBBJ and that what's she provides while stopping to yell during my session.

Staying away from this place. It's not even enjoyable any more.

What happens when they leave is another girl is on period. Eva is the one who fucks the guy. She said she boned 33 guys one day. (2 girls on period that day) She's good at what she does but definitely not something you bring home to your mother. Happy fucking!

[Ronacin]

Today I visited this place for the second time in one Month, I asked for Amy because last time I stop by, she gave me the massage and was very good, she will do L1 or L2 when I asked for L3 she replied the other girl. So today I asked again, and she replied that she doesn't have a condom, but since I was prepared, I show to her that I have a condom, so we agree at $180 aside the one hour massage fee ($70).

It was good a good experience, she has C-scar, but she has a nice small ass, and she is cute, small natural tits. No DFK if she does DFK I would visit her twice a month. She is about 39-40, about 5'1" and black hair a bit below the shoulders.

Good luck guys.

[ChiGuy489]

100%. The relax experience blows now. Went last week and Ewa comes out of a room and I notice somebody else in there. So I ask who that is and she says Mocha. I've read about her here but never tried so I ask. Ewa says sure but on period so only suck LOL. Ok fine. Whatever.

Mocha comes in the room. Cute girl. She says no BBBJ. I said oh in that case I'll just stick with Ewa. She smiles, leaves and in comes Ewa. Standard table shower, robotic. And then back to room. Stopped 3 x to yell in hall way. Then leaves during my massage. In comes Mocha. "Ewa busy for a bit I do massage". So be it. Then comes Ewa after 15 minutes to suck me off after god knows what she just went through. I said just BBBJ and that what's she provides while stopping to yell during my session.

Staying away from this place. It's not even enjoyable any more.

I'm sorry, that's just hilarious. You can complain to MMS, PPS. It might do nothing. But at the very least the leaving in the middle of massage 3 x time is wild and should not happen.

[NeedItOnDemand]

This may be an unpopular opinion but lately Relax was becoming very monotonous.

No massage whatsoever, rarely any shower, all girls had attitudes (yes Vivi Kiki Ewa).

All was just mechanical.

Nice to see new Reviews on.

Lanes that always been consistently good.

The new one spa (the old Sunny Day).

Sometimes Crystal spa has good ones.

What about Ivy and NJ Health Body?

100%. The relax experience blows now. Went last week and Ewa comes out of a room and I notice somebody else in there. So I ask who that is and she says Mocha. I've read about her here but never tried so I ask. Ewa says sure but on period so only suck LOL. Ok fine. Whatever.

Mocha comes in the room. Cute girl. She says no BBBJ. I said oh in that case I'll just stick with Ewa. She smiles, leaves and in comes Ewa. Standard table shower, robotic. And then back to room. Stopped 3 x to yell in hall way. Then leaves during my massage. In comes Mocha. "Ewa busy for a bit I do massage". So be it. Then comes Ewa after 15 minutes to suck me off after god knows what she just went through. I said just BBBJ and that what's she provides while stopping to yell during my session.

Staying away from this place. It's not even enjoyable any more.

[Mikejpfil]

Like others, I've enjoyed the Relax experience.

But, I'm looking for an experience that is actually more relaxed than Relax because I've always felt I was at the factory assembly line.

Who is the current Lanes line up? And more importantly..

Who in their line up is.

Slim + Younger + Shaven Bare + Fun Attitude + More GFE than Whorehouse Experience + Does Well With Older Guys?

Sir. There's literally a post from this Monday (9/28) on this forum titled "Lane's Line-up". The third woman referenced may potentially check off a majority of your boxes.