Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeyDonuts]

Asking again for a friend, anyone scout the boyscout talent for October yet? Feel free to send a PM. He doesn't like to drive to Sarasota, and last month he didn't have to.

[Pickleballpro]

That's what I like, "it smells like teen spirit", but I went back anyway. A man not afraid of the drip! 😎.

Yes I went back cause I actually like the main lady there but I never seem to get her. The one that wears the jean shirts everyday is not bad either except that one time.

I work in Lee county so have been going there. Naples is a little dried up. There are a couple spots that give great massage and level 1 only when you are just looking for that. You can try Zen Den or Hannah foot spa. Zen Den is 100 percent. Hannah can be hit and miss depending on who is working.

[MoonView]

Unless I'm wrong and not looking in the right places, I think Naples lost any of the decent massage places. If anyone does know of any, it would be great to get some details!

I would stay away from Collier County! Not worth the roulette spin of the wheel. Just up the road a few miles into Lee is much safer and reads to be better talent.

[MoonView]

The one next to Golden leaf Chinese has table shower. The two ladies that work there are not bad. They give good service and are probably in their late 30's early 40's. The one that wears jorts everytime I have seen her is the one I usually get. Overall good service I have seen her a dozen times over the last couple years. One time I will say she smelled so bad. I was afraid she had something cause it straight up stank. Have seen her sense then and everything normal.

That's what I like, "it smells like teen spirit", but I went back anyway. A man not afraid of the drip! 😎.

[Npls7121]

Miss the days of KG on Creech Road, you can't even find talent like that in Ft myers these days.

Unless I'm wrong and not looking in the right places, I think Naples lost any of the decent massage places. If anyone does know of any, it would be great to get some details!

[Pickleballpro]

What are the names of the two spas? Which ones have Table Shower?

The one next to Golden leaf Chinese has table shower. The two ladies that work there are not bad. They give good service and are probably in their late 30's early 40's. The one that wears jorts everytime I have seen her is the one I usually get. Overall good service I have seen her a dozen times over the last couple years. One time I will say she smelled so bad. I was afraid she had something cause it straight up stank. Have seen her sense then and everything normal.

[MoonView]

To those that have tried (thank you), I'm receiving but unable to return a PM. Working on it with management.

Regards,

MnV.

[Casper11]

My schedule is very limited and often have no chance to make appts in advance. As such, been frequenting some of the Asian Spas in Fort Myers. Have two I visit somewhat regularly and have no issues. Anything and everything is on the menu. One still offers table showers but you have to request in advance and schedule an hour.

What are the names of the two spas? Which ones have Table Shower?

[RGar455]

I had seen reports of goers being pulled over after a visit. These places were being monitored by unmarked cars, then pulling people over on the street citing a bogus traffic violation that was never enforced. The idea was to get you talking about your visit and telling them about any illegal activities that were witnessed or were part of. What a joke! 😤.

Miss the days of KG on Creech Road, you can't even find talent like that in Ft myers these days.

[Jimmyh9]

Well it's been a couple years now since we had the big crackdown and closing of many Asian Spas. Wondering if anyone has stumbled into any nice places of recent time? The very few I see still open scare the crap out of me that they are LEO setups. While still most have not reopened. A few in-house places but nothing too fantastic. Plus they over charge for a not so great massage. Table showers are nonexistent. Hopefully things have quietly changes. If so please send me a private message. Thanks.

MnV.

My schedule is very limited and often have no chance to make appts in advance. As such, been frequenting some of the Asian Spas in Fort Myers. Have two I visit somewhat regularly and have no issues. Anything and everything is on the menu. One still offers table showers but you have to request in advance and schedule an hour.

[MoonView]

It's shocking how many of the spas closed down since 2024. They were in nearly every strip mall and now they've vanished.

I had seen reports of goers being pulled over after a visit. These places were being monitored by unmarked cars, then pulling people over on the street citing a bogus traffic violation that was never enforced. The idea was to get you talking about your visit and telling them about any illegal activities that were witnessed or were part of. What a joke! 😤.

[RGar455]

Well it's been a couple years now since we had the big crackdown and closing of many Asian Spas. Wondering if anyone has stumbled into any nice places of recent time? The very few I see still open scare the crap out of me that they are LEO setups. While still most have not reopened. A few in-house places but nothing too fantastic. Plus they over charge for a not so great massage. Table showers are nonexistent. Hopefully things have quietly changes. If so please send me a private message. Thanks.

MnV.

It's shocking how many of the spas closed down since 2024. They were in nearly every strip mall and now they've vanished.

[MoonView]

Well it's been a couple years now since we had the big crackdown and closing of many Asian Spas. Wondering if anyone has stumbled into any nice places of recent time? The very few I see still open scare the crap out of me that they are LEO setups. While still most have not reopened. A few in-house places but nothing too fantastic. Plus they over charge for a not so great massage. Table showers are nonexistent. Hopefully things have quietly changes. If so please send me a private message. Thanks.

MnV.

[JoeyDonuts]

We were blessed with 2 unicorns last month. Has anyone done a preview yet?

[RodStewart]

Does anyone have any recommendation for Punta Gorda area?

Pink Rose or Xin Flow are full menu with acceptable performers at the expected normal rates.

Avoid Red Rose and the one on Sandhill (Kings Hwy and I75). Almost guaranteed disappointment.

The rest fall somewhere in between, or are a gamble on selection. Someone on the Sarasota board gave a thumbs-up for the spa next to Dairy Queen on 41, but I can't bring myself to park and walk in their front door as the little league teams are eating their DQ and asking "Daddy, why does that man look so nervous when he's just going to get his messages?