Massage Parlor Reports

**OneOne9** · 09-30-26 21:39

Originally Posted by ProperGent2222 [View Original Post]

Been to a few places in Vancouver with hit or miss results but always found that Happy on 4th was the best GFE experience where nothing is really off limits, so it's been my go to. Lately they've been a bit inconsistent so was wondering if anyone has had better experiences around Vancouver?

I've liked happy because they've always had the best looking women, with the largest assets (natural or not), and have really been willing to do everything service wise such as a GFE.

Open to recs.

I'm sure everyone here would appreciate if you could share your hits and misses. It might save them some time and money.

Happy has mixed reviews including your first post. Some like it and some don't. My couple of recons at Happy didn't give me any reason to stay, but others like it. There is a few reviews not too far back you can check out of other shops and providers.

**ProperGent2222** · 09-30-26 14:39

Been to a few places in Vancouver with hit or miss results but always found that Happy on 4th was the best GFE experience where nothing is really off limits, so it's been my go to. Lately they've been a bit inconsistent so was wondering if anyone has had better experiences around Vancouver?

I've liked happy because they've always had the best looking women, with the largest assets (natural or not), and have really been willing to do everything service wise such as a GFE.

Open to recs.

**Pdx503** · 09-28-26 01:26

Originally Posted by Jake1248 [View Original Post]

Sorry, I got the name mixed up, it is the one on Mill Plain where construction is going on. Cici (girl with rose tat used to work).
Health Spa

Just to be clear, it was only one girl at a time, but was tended to by two total.

Sounds like Sunny on Mill. Surprised to see cici with the rose tats still mentioned. I miss her. Wonder if she is still around somewhere.

**Jake1248** · 09-27-26 12:46

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

I did a search and there is one on 13th and an Asian Wellness on 4th plain (a legit shop).

Judy on 13th looked a lot older than 27 to me on a recent recon.

Sorry, I got the name mixed up, it is the one on Mill Plain where construction is going on. Cici (girl with rose tat used to work).
Health Spa

Just to be clear, it was only one girl at a time, but was tended to by two total.

**OneOne9** · 09-26-26 18:19

Originally Posted by Jake1248 [View Original Post]

Had a first experience at Wellness on Mill plain. Went in and drew Coco early 30's slim with natural B's and nice body. Paid for half hr and she did a really good massage for these shops working on all the knots and kinks in my back, neck and legs. Then on the flip she asked what I wanted, asked for FS but she said it was her time of the month. (she was wearing a pad and grannie panties so no lie).

She started out with HJ and CBJ but it was not doing it for me. Tried to suggest we to FS even if it was her time. She said no and then asked me something witch I would not understand and then left the room.

I thought she was getting supplies, but instead Judy came in to tag team. She was 27 and taller and more slender and cuter. She disrobed and got right to business, CBJ daty and cfs. She was about 5'5" 115 and small natural B's. This was the first time that one girl started but could not finish and another came to in tag team the session. Both were cute and would repeat.

Coco: 30-35 5'0 105 with larger B's or small C's natural.

Judy: 27 (I asked) 5'5" 115 with small B's natural as well.

I did a search and there is one on 13th and an Asian Wellness on 4th plain (a legit shop).

Judy on 13th looked a lot older than 27 to me on a recent recon.

**Jake1248** · 09-26-26 15:39

Had a first experience at Wellness on Mill plain. Went in and drew Coco early 30's slim with natural B's and nice body. Paid for half hr and she did a really good massage for these shops working on all the knots and kinks in my back, neck and legs. Then on the flip she asked what I wanted, asked for FS but she said it was her time of the month. (she was wearing a pad and grannie panties so no lie).

She started out with HJ and CBJ but it was not doing it for me. Tried to suggest we to FS even if it was her time. She said no and then asked me something witch I would not understand and then left the room.

I thought she was getting supplies, but instead Judy came in to tag team. She was 27 and taller and more slender and cuter. She disrobed and got right to business, CBJ daty and cfs. She was about 5'5" 115 and small natural B's. This was the first time that one girl started but could not finish and another came to in tag team the session. Both were cute and would repeat.

Coco: 30-35 5'0 105 with larger B's or small C's natural.

Judy: 27 (I asked) 5'5" 115 with small B's natural as well.

**ProperGent2222** · 09-26-26 11:54

I saw the reports here so tried to pull Nova but ended up getting Chloe. She was definitely still cute but not my favorite experience.

Massage was a bit rushed but not terrible, she was hesitant of my eating the kitty and even any sort of penetration, she just wanted to CBJ but I wasn't having it.

Wanted me to go extremely slow, and didn't seem terribly into it. Maybe I'll try for Nova or wait until the new rotation.

**OneOne9** · 09-21-26 14:47

Jasmine Fort Vancouver Way.
Friendly chubby long hair blonde MILF Asian. Too big for me.

AA 33rd.
Friendly slim plain jane MILF. I might return if I don't find better.

63rd and Hwy 99 Hazel Dale.
An older chubby unattractive provider greeted me. I could not get out of there fast enough.

**Benson008** · 09-21-26 10:06

Originally Posted by Persainp [View Original Post]

I dreamt of Nova, a skinny with perky man mades and slim waist. Probably in her 20's-30's but keeps herself in shape very little body fat which was exactly what I was looking for. Stayed for the hour to see her message skills, will probably just stay 30 min next time. Standard full service after the rub, CBJ cfs cg mish finished k9. Nice views. She was responsive and not a clock watcher. If you are in the mood for a classic safe Kennedy experience, its back. She leaves at end of month but will return.

Chloe was working yesterday. I saw her in the morning. She is a bit older than Nova with natural C cups. She is attractive and a bit softer than Nova also. The massage was soft and short, maybe 15 minutes. I have seen her before at Good, so she knows what I want. She tried to cover for a CBJ but relented to bare at my insistence. From there I asked her to lie down so I could get her off in DATY, followed by standing mish and a hand job finish.

**Persainp** · 09-19-26 22:37

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Any reports from Happy on 4th recently? That place used to have alot of hot girls that rotate between there and KSpa on 82 in portland. The front door facing busy 4th place sucks and might be why its been getting less traffic. That and all the much better options in Portland.

Been quiet here lately. I may make the drive and check it out sometimes.

I dreamt of Nova, a skinny with perky man mades and slim waist. Probably in her 20's-30's but keeps herself in shape very little body fat which was exactly what I was looking for. Stayed for the hour to see her message skills, will probably just stay 30 min next time. Standard full service after the rub, CBJ cfs cg mish finished k9. Nice views. She was responsive and not a clock watcher. If you are in the mood for a classic safe Kennedy experience, its back. She leaves at end of month but will return.

**Noah Winning** · 09-16-26 12:58

Had a free hour in the afternoon and stopped in mostly because my shoulders were tight. Jessica met me at the front and showed me to the room. She looked a little older than some of the other women there, possibly late 30's, and was short with a decent build. Jessica began without much oil and worked directly around my neck and shoulders using her thumbs. Once the muscles loosened up she added more oil and used her palms and forearms across the rest of my back. Her pressure was firm enough. She spent extra time between the shoulder blades, then worked through my lower back, thighs and calves at an even pace. After I turned over she continued with my neck, arms and chest. The massage took up most of the session, which was what I came for. She finished with a steady HJ. Warm towel cleanup afterwards.

**AverageJoseph** · 09-03-26 23:22

Originally Posted by CcWells [View Original Post]

Looking for opinions. Which is better on mill plain merlot or diamond.

I have been to both and they were similar on service. But Diamond is nicer, cleaner and the girls I have seen there are always attractive and eager to please. Merlot was just kind of seedy and run down, the parking was an issue and the door front is right on Mill Plain. Also, when I went to Merlot there was only one girl, Diamond usually has two.

**Trumpeter** · 09-03-26 22:54

Nevermind. I figured it out. I had assumed at first they were AMP girls. I should have realized sooner because I've seen Kendall a few times.

Originally Posted by Trumpeter [View Original Post]

What shop do Kendall and Gypsy Rose work out of? Do you know if they're still there this month?

**Trumpeter** · 09-03-26 13:33

What shop do Kendall and Gypsy Rose work out of? Do you know if they're still there this month?

Originally Posted by HotCold69 [View Original Post]

Kendall and Gypsy Rose are both really hot milfs with extremely competitve pricess. Tight pussies, soft mouths, and bodies that younger girls would kill for.

They start strong and get even better the more you see them. They arent ever going to swallow your cum or take it bare but they provide tons of fun.

**Whouck66** · 09-02-26 11:52

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Any reports from Happy on 4th recently? That place used to have alot of hot girls that rotate between there and KSpa on 82 in portland. The front door facing busy 4th place sucks and might be why its been getting less traffic. That and all the much better options in Portland.

Been quiet here lately. I may make the drive and check it out sometimes.

You went at the wrong time. Two new girls just started yesterday.