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**Little Richard** · 09-20-26 21:47

Originally Posted by DoodleKatz [View Original Post]

GFE is kind of like a box of chocolates. You just never know what you're going to get.

Depends on where you buy your chocolates. If you shop at LC and STG you're probably correct. 15+ yrs on P411 and only one occasion right at the end of covid. 1 out of 100+ not to bad.

**Bob Jakkson** · 09-20-26 21:41

Originally Posted by LittleRichard [View Original Post]

Well with Henny it's apparently guaranteed. It was nice of you to not mentioned that to someone who was asking for advice. Especially when she advertises "Best GFE" Must be a new category. So for 50 extra you get dfk and daty? Does she insist you use a dental dam?

Not mention it to whom? Was it ShawBerry31, visiting from out of town, who wrote back to thank me for referring him to "one of the best times I have had in the hobby" (link below)?

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...891&viewfull=1#post7695891.

It's 80 extra and you get multiple pops, dfk and daty. No dental dam for me, but I have all my teeth and brush them occasionally, so YMMV.

**DoodleKatz** · 09-20-26 21:06

GFE is kind of like a box of chocolates. You just never know what you're going to get.

**Little Richard** · 09-20-26 20:52

Originally Posted by BobJakkson [View Original Post]

Congratulations, you finally looked at the page you've been making baseless claims about all along.

So now you can see (and concede) that the definition you prefer is not at the top of the list, not the oldest and not, by any stretch, the only definition floating around out there. There are several just at UD, the place you originally cited as authoritative. As I said, other more trustworthy sources, like Google, Gemini and Claude also report a range of definitions and no clear consensus on them.

I prefer BBJ too. But GFE is no guarantee that I'll get one and it never was.

Well with Henny it's apparently guaranteed. It was nice of you to not mentioned that to someone who was asking for advice. Especially when she advertises "Best GFE" Must be a new category. So for 50 extra you get dfk and daty? Does she insist you use a dental dam?

**Tye00** · 09-20-26 10:30

Anyone taken a shot with this one:

https://skipthegames.com/posts/st-lo...s/486180800888

**Bob Jakkson** · 09-20-26 09:26

Originally Posted by LittleRichard [View Original Post]

Who's picking and choosing? Right below your link GFE.

Girl Friend Experience.

1. Shows up and acts like she wants to be there.

2. Deep french kisses.

3. Bare Back Blow Job.

4. Stays and provides service for the full hour.

Is there a Martha Stewart GFE somewhere.

Congratulations, you finally looked at the page you've been making baseless claims about all along.

So now you can see (and concede) that the definition you prefer is not at the top of the list, not the oldest and not, by any stretch, the only definition floating around out there. There are several just at UD, the place you originally cited as authoritative. As I said, other more trustworthy sources, like Google, Gemini and Claude also report a range of definitions and no clear consensus on them.

I prefer BBJ too. But GFE is no guarantee that I'll get one and it never was.

**PaulChang** · 09-20-26 00:19

I wanted to share a recent experience to warn everyone for your safety or being scammed. This was a first for me in over 15 years of hobbying, so please be alert. 1) The Setup: I first saw this provider a few weeks ago. The first session went normally—she had a lot of rules, but we did a full session (FS). Because the first time went fine, I didn't hesitate to set up another appointment with her for last Friday at 2:00 PM. She was staying at a good hotel off I-70 and Lindbergh Road near the airport. Before I arrived, she asked me for a photo, but I told her it wasn't necessary since I had already seen her before. She kept texting me for updates while I was driving until I finally parked. Once I arrived, she sent me the room number and I headed up. 2) The Incident: When I got to the room, everything seemed completely normal at first. We chatted for a minute, she told me to get comfortable, and she let me touch her (fully clothed). I then handed over the $300 donation for a half-hour (HH). Right after taking the money, she checked her phone and claimed she had a DoorDash delivery waiting in the lobby. She said she would be right back and even told me she would leave the door cracked open. Because it was my second time seeing her, my guard was completely down and I didn't think anything of it. After 10 minutes passed, I realized something was wrong. I texted her, and she replied claiming she had a sudden emergency and couldn't come back. I looked around the room and noticed there were absolutely no personal belongings left—just trash, empty food boxes, and cups. It became clear that she had already checked out and set the whole thing up to rob me. I quickly got dressed and left for the lobby. 3) The Aftermath & Threats I texted her asking why she would ruin a potential regular relationship over this. I told her she could keep $100 for her time if she returned the rest to the lobby, otherwise, I would post a warning about her on the forums. She immediately responded with threats. She claimed she was sending someone to the hotel to "get me" and threatened to call the police to report that I had forced my way into her room with a gun. TakeawayLooking back, it could have been much worse. I already had my pants off when she left, and she easily could have sent someone into the room to rob me by force. I am also glad I didn't send her a verification photo beforehand. Just wanted to put this out there so everyone knows to stay vigilant and avoid getting scammed by her. Her number is 5735390688.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214569893

**PaulChang** · 09-20-26 00:18

I wanted to share a recent experience to warn everyone for your safety or being scammed. This was a first for me in over 15 years of hobbying, so please be alert. 1) The Setup: I first saw this provider a few weeks ago. The first session went normally—she had a lot of rules, but we did a full session (FS). Because the first time went fine, I didn't hesitate to set up another appointment with her for last Friday at 2:00 PM. She was staying at a good hotel off I-70 and Lindbergh Road near the airport. Before I arrived, she asked me for a photo, but I told her it wasn't necessary since I had already seen her before. She kept texting me for updates while I was driving until I finally parked. Once I arrived, she sent me the room number and I headed up. 2) The Incident: When I got to the room, everything seemed completely normal at first. We chatted for a minute, she told me to get comfortable, and she let me touch her (fully clothed). I then handed over the $300 donation for a half-hour (HH). Right after taking the money, she checked her phone and claimed she had a DoorDash delivery waiting in the lobby. She said she would be right back and even told me she would leave the door cracked open. Because it was my second time seeing her, my guard was completely down and I didn't think anything of it. After 10 minutes passed, I realized something was wrong. I texted her, and she replied claiming she had a sudden emergency and couldn't come back. I looked around the room and noticed there were absolutely no personal belongings left—just trash, empty food boxes, and cups. It became clear that she had already checked out and set the whole thing up to rob me. I quickly got dressed and left for the lobby. 3) The Aftermath & Threats I texted her asking why she would ruin a potential regular relationship over this. I told her she could keep $100 for her time if she returned the rest to the lobby, otherwise, I would post a warning about her on the forums. She immediately responded with threats. She claimed she was sending someone to the hotel to "get me" and threatened to call the police to report that I had forced my way into her room with a gun. TakeawayLooking back, it could have been much worse. I already had my pants off when she left, and she easily could have sent someone into the room to rob me by force. I am also glad I didn't send her a verification photo beforehand. Just wanted to put this out there so everyone knows to stay vigilant and avoid getting scammed by her. Her number is 5735390688.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214569893

**Kindacheap** · 09-19-26 18:31

Originally Posted by Astoria897 [View Original Post]

Anyone seen Leah Gunter? If so how was the experience? Please share. Or any good GFE girls willing to please. If dfk the best.

https://tryst.link/escort/gueahunte

Reeks of scammer.

**Little Richard** · 09-19-26 17:01

Originally Posted by BobJakkson [View Original Post]

This is false. Did YOU "look at Urban Dictionary"? I even provided an easy link. The first (both chronologically and on the page) is from 2003 and it is, "Affection oriented escort. ", as I have repeatedly said. You continue to imagine that UD says things it doesn't say but none of the rest of us have access to your imagination, we just have the actual page. I'll provide it again for reference.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gfe

I haven't invented anything. The RBGFE definition I linked (and relinked below) is 20 years old (posted 2006). And if you search, "RBGFE" on all the forums here, you'll find many posts about it going back many years.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rbgfe

As to the rest of your post, her age has been addressed by others who have actually seen her and I consider that effectively settled. And her price is her price. I'll keep paying it and you'll long for the good old days. That's fine. Have fun with that.

Who's picking and choosing? Right below your link GFE.

Girl Friend Experience.

1. Shows up and acts like she wants to be there.

2. Deep french kisses.

3. Bare Back Blow Job.

4. Stays and provides service for the full hour.

Is there a Martha Stewart GFE somewhere.

**DoodleKatz** · 09-19-26 16:47

Has been a total shit show of a week. This all started Mon at about noon.

1st up, tried to get an in call (ad no longer up) for 2 pm. Said she was checking out of hotel she was at but going to another. Fair enough. Txt later uh gee a little short on hotel room cost. Uh that's a nope, offered car play but seriously 100 degrees out and car play. Yeah nope again.

Next up Adrianna. Said she had been back in town for over a week and thought her ad was showing that. Tried to set something up. Crickets. (did get a txt at like 6 am Wed morning.) WTF?

And next. https://skipthegames.com/posts/st-lo...e/953386318784.

Wanted a pic. No issue for me as I am single, no family and retired so blackmail and extortion is not an issue for me. Shades of Angela Chase!! Sent pic. Total silence. I need to find a filter like the girls use so this shit stops happening to me.

Next got a response (ad no longer up) Said she was changing hotels as she didn't feel safe where she was (Fenton) Went on about how she's a high class girl etc. Oh yeah BTW she might need help with getting a high class room. Uh once again nope. 5 minutes later she's asking if I know anyone who has benzos. (Benzodiazepine for those who don't know downers, like Xanax) Then silence. UPDATE Yeah I got a txt today, Sat at 530 am.

And to top off my fun, https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/214600990.

It's cooler, so considering my state (terminal hard on) I figure car play. Fuck it I'll try it. (been since drive in movies in HS for me) Yeah back and forth so like 10 or so I get an address to pick her up. I get there. You guessed it. No reply. Give it 10 minutes and 3 txts and I am out of there.

In between there were various just no response to txt from posted ads. I guess they all made bank over the weekend. So pretty much I gave up after Tues night.

**Cybinv1** · 09-19-26 13:27

Originally Posted by Parboil [View Original Post]

Looking for a provider that clearly loves sex. I'm tired of providers with a motor mouth who basically phone it in. Thank in advance.

Ashley who works out of St. Charles can't get enough sex.

**Bob Jakkson** · 09-19-26 13:21

Originally Posted by LittleRichard [View Original Post]

If you look at Urban Dictionary you will discover the first GFE description / creation is 2006 or 2007. It was that for years,

This is false. Did YOU "look at Urban Dictionary"? I even provided an easy link. The first (both chronologically and on the page) is from 2003 and it is, "Affection oriented escort. ", as I have repeatedly said. You continue to imagine that UD says things it doesn't say but none of the rest of us have access to your imagination, we just have the actual page. I'll provide it again for reference.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gfe

Originally Posted by LittleRichard [View Original Post]

...now you have invented a new Redbook GFE LOL they let people like yourself post anything they want.

I haven't invented anything. The RBGFE definition I linked (and relinked below) is 20 years old (posted 2006). And if you search, "RBGFE" on all the forums here, you'll find many posts about it going back many years.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rbgfe

As to the rest of your post, her age has been addressed by others who have actually seen her and I consider that effectively settled. And her price is her price. I'll keep paying it and you'll long for the good old days. That's fine. Have fun with that.

**Roman Bath** · 09-19-26 10:45

Originally Posted by Sssrsl [View Original Post]

Is this the Raya you are referring to? Thanks in advance.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ouis/198747366

Yeah. Also on Tryst: https://tryst.link/escort/raya.

**Astoria897** · 09-19-26 10:17

Anyone seen Leah Gunter? If so how was the experience? Please share. Or any good GFE girls willing to please. If dfk the best.

https://tryst.link/escort/gueahunte