Massage Parlor Reports

[BurtForPres]

Besttime in hudson is where I was going for a while if I wanted FS. If you have been to any of the WI spots then you know its similar in price to the agencies here which is $3. The several times I've been the therapist has been pretty young, with pretty amazing figures.

I'm guessing these visits were at least 3 years ago? No way they happened in recent history.

[Summit1]

So I have been lurking and it is time to contribute.

Harmony Wayzata and Shoreview.

So far have seen Lisa, Angela and Lucy, only Lisa has done some of the brushing but both Angela and Lucy are as legit as can be. This was all at Wayzata. Lisa repeatedly left the room to deal with customers and I noticed that every massage room in use the door was slightly propped open, so I think they are trying to monitor what is happening. Shoreview has the older looking redhead and I left that happy but was beaten up in the massage, they also have hired Chen (I think it is her name) and she was at Elm and I always left happy there. Did a 30 minute with Chen and all it was a rough massage and nothing else.

Asian Massage.

Have seen a few, but Mary and Tina are the two repeats. Both are a lot of brushing but in the end it is DIY and nothing beyond that so YMMV.

Yun.

Saw some old posts on here about Yun and headed out. A younger attractive women was running the front but judging from attire (business pants and a blouse) she was not doing massages. Was set up with an older woman and the massage was okay with some brushing but nothing beyond that.

A LOT of misses on the places that even 6 months ago in the post had a very different approach, particularly after reading about Harmony was pretty consistent it has been 1/5 with therpists.

[RdhdBen]

Found myself out in Hudson for an interview, decided to waste some time and money trying Healing. Got a really cute younger girl, honestly one of the best massages I've had, she even teased me. On the flip, the towel went on, she continued to tease, ignoring my flagpole. I put my hand on her back to try to encourage her, she told me it was $120 tip to touch her. Idk if she was just sussing me out or if she is straight legit with borderline teasing.

Was so frustrated afterwards I went to health. Middle of the road massage with the typical L1 finish.

So far I am under impressed with Hudson, I think I'll stick to my regular spot. I may try Healing again, but it will be a while.

Besttime in hudson is where I was going for a while if I wanted FS. If you have been to any of the WI spots then you know its similar in price to the agencies here which is $3. The several times I've been the therapist has been pretty young, with pretty amazing figures.

[Cermic1]

Found myself out in Hudson for an interview, decided to waste some time and money trying Healing. Got a really cute younger girl, honestly one of the best massages I've had, she even teased me. On the flip, the towel went on, she continued to tease, ignoring my flagpole. I put my hand on her back to try to encourage her, she told me it was $120 tip to touch her. Idk if she was just sussing me out or if she is straight legit with borderline teasing.

Was so frustrated afterwards I went to health. Middle of the road massage with the typical L1 finish.

So far I am under impressed with Hudson, I think I'll stick to my regular spot. I may try Healing again, but it will be a while.

[OnlyMe1234]

Just the usual bullshit with rubbing the thighs during. No ball fondles, or close teases. Not sensual, just "get it over with so I can leave" kind of DIY. We're all better than frequenting DIY places. Like I mentioned, just hit up the better Hudson joints. Seriously. I hate visiting DIY places since it just gives them more justification to be okay with doing DIY only. I never return after a DIY, and we'd all in general be better off if we all did so. Sorry if that comes off a little preachy, I'm just sick of the AMP scene here.

You aren't being preachy, you are just pointing out the sad facts. You're correct that the more people accept that, the more they will continue doing it. I'm sure some people are happy with the DIY, the whole exhibitionist thing where they can jack off in front of a lady, but most of us want more. Rarely, will I go back if there isn't more. The exception being if there is another draw to the place. Before it was the now closed Serenity in WBL, I did repeat visits there because it was actually a very good massage. It wasn't as good as by go to for legit massages but I didn't have to book two weeks out like I have to for my legit therapist.

[BurtForPres]

Any sensual help at all for DIY. Touching her? Location very convenient for me. I'll take mediocre massage and DIY if there's at least some sensuality.

Just the usual bullshit with rubbing the thighs during. No ball fondles, or close teases. Not sensual, just "get it over with so I can leave" kind of DIY. We're all better than frequenting DIY places. Like I mentioned, just hit up the better Hudson joints. Seriously. I hate visiting DIY places since it just gives them more justification to be okay with doing DIY only. I never return after a DIY, and we'd all in general be better off if we all did so. Sorry if that comes off a little preachy, I'm just sick of the AMP scene here.

[Buzz2125]

Larissa hasn't been there at Minnetonka / Loretto for a while. Does anyone know if she works at another place?

Private message would be okay.

TIA.

Buzz.

[Buzz2125]

Visited last week while I had a shot. Not going to sugar coat it, just plain not worth the drive.

Flat bodied 50 something working alone, mediocre massage, no teasing, and DIY finish. The only plus is that the building has that super sketchy feel that makes it feel like it should have been a guaranteed good time. Tucked away behind in a back lot behind other businesses, dark interior, no big exposed windows. What a let down.

Skip the hassle, just go visit Health in Hudson. You basically pass it on your way to River Falls where I had the displeasure of trekking to.

AMP scene continues to disappoint. When will LEO stop being such a huge prick and let the AMP scene recover man? So many casualties.

On another sour note, has anyone been able to visit Ban Sabai recently? I've called several times over the last month with no-one answering the call. If they closed, I'm done done with hobbying in this desert.

Any sensual help at all for DIY. Touching her? Location very convenient for me. I'll take mediocre massage and DIY if there's at least some sensuality.

[BurtForPres]

Visited last week while I had a shot. Not going to sugar coat it, just plain not worth the drive.

Flat bodied 50 something working alone, mediocre massage, no teasing, and DIY finish. The only plus is that the building has that super sketchy feel that makes it feel like it should have been a guaranteed good time. Tucked away behind in a back lot behind other businesses, dark interior, no big exposed windows. What a let down.

Skip the hassle, just go visit Health in Hudson. You basically pass it on your way to River Falls where I had the displeasure of trekking to.

AMP scene continues to disappoint. When will LEO stop being such a huge prick and let the AMP scene recover man? So many casualties.

On another sour note, has anyone been able to visit Ban Sabai recently? I've called several times over the last month with no-one answering the call. If they closed, I'm done done with hobbying in this desert.

[Pga231]

You need to use the advanced search on that site you can get more insight. Take a look and you'll see after you filter.

I'm not a paid member anymore since they went to Crypto only. I can't see $hit.

[MassErection]

Anyone have any info on Vida Bodywork in uptown? Always thought it was legit but there's 5 reviews on RM that I can't see from that shit site!

You need to use the advanced search on that site you can get more insight. Take a look and you'll see after you filter.

[BassPlaya1981]

Ever get anything close to not legit there? My 2 times were legit and not great which is double the disappointment.

Always legit there and the only provider that was skilled at dealing with my pinch nerves and sciatic issues was Cindy. The others were just OK.

[Pga231]

Anyone have any info on Vida Bodywork in uptown? Always thought it was legit but there's 5 reviews on RM that I can't see from that shit site!

[LastsLonger]

I'm trying to find Cindy from Green Spa in St. Michael. Chinese in her late 30's early 40's. Totally legit massage.

But she is the best therapist I have ever visited. She does hot stone and it has worked wonders on my pinch nerves.

I tip her $30 each time and she's worth it.

I had thought about slipping her my cell number to contact me if she left. But I f-ed up and didn't do it fast enough.

She was there until 2 weeks ago. Left out of the blue. Now that she's left of course the staff won't tell me where she went, or even if she went anywhere.

If you hear anything, please reply here.

Ever get anything close to not legit there? My 2 times were legit and not great which is double the disappointment.

[OnlyMe1234]

Serenity spa closed and Rose Lake picked up the number but did not pick up key personnel. I called and went to the "new address" and it was Rosa Lake. I've never been to Rose Lake, but I walked right out when I talked to a grumpy old grandma at the front who was going to give me my massage. It seems it's not worth trying anymore.

Not surprised about Serenity. That place changes name / ownership on a regular basis. I only went to Rose Lake once. While she wasn't young, she also wasn't a grumpy old grandma. She was a nice lady and wasn't too concerned about draping but that was it.

On a side note on Serenity. The only time I was there, under this name, which wasn't that long ago, someone called during my session and the lady giving me a massage answered it. Not sure if it was on speakerphone or just that loud of a speaker but I could hear the other person on the phone. Much to my surprise, it was a woman asking if they take walk ins. Not sure if she ever showed up but didn't show up while I was there.