Strip Club Reports

[Roland2418]

I think it's the same one. Her old photo was still up the day she returned past week. I didn't see her, probably locked down by regulars after a break. She also popped up at Paradise as Natasha. Maybe she has a stalker.

Is it a new Catalina? Prior Catalina had a body picture. Is this a return?

[Rick James B]

Is it a new Catalina? Prior Catalina had a body picture. Is this a return?

Looks like Catalina left Synn. Her name is off the roll call. Leila is probably gone too. She told me she was going on a two week break, and that was a month ago. With two of the top hotties gone, the club really needs to hire more new girls to backfill them

[Roland2418]

Good comp. She's cute if a little older. Not a big fan of the boltons myself. My guess is her performance is what has her fans lining up as much or more than her looks.

She looks early 30's. She resembles actress Sarah Hyland from Modern Family BTW.

[Jeep5151]

How old is she? Or how old does she look.

She looks early 30's. She resembles actress Sarah Hyland from Modern Family BTW.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Jayne didn't pass the eye test for me. Her body is nice, stage show pretty seductive. She's good at hooking. But she's just too old in a sea of 20 year old girls. She asks for 200.

How old is she? Or how old does she look.

[Jeep5151]

So is the line for Jayne 3/4 deep right now?

If so gives me Baby 2018 Saturday daytime vibes.

Jayne didn't pass the eye test for me. Her body is nice, stage show pretty seductive. She's good at hooking. But she's just too old in a sea of 20 year old girls. She asks for 200.

[Rick James B]

So is the line for Jayne 3/4 deep right now?

If so gives me Baby 2018 Saturday daytime vibes.

[Download X]

You guys ever see a dancer so ugly and / or fat on the roll call it just ruins your plans for a visit that you almost want to stay home? 🤮 The ugly ones always come up to me and corner me while I'm waiting around waiting for the good ones. I have a hard time hiding my disgust and getting rid of them politely. Something about my vibes must be off 😂.

Those are the worst, like flies you can't get rid of easily. They know they aren't hot so their goto method is to bug guys and find someone they can overpower with persistance.

When a girl doesn't get the 1st or 2nd hint, it's no accident. So you don't owe them anything as far as etiquette or have to give them the benefit of doubt. They've violated common sense and etiquette if you have to ask 3 times for them to leave.

If you want a polite out, simply tell them "I'm going to the bathroom" and leave. They'll find another target. Never tell them you want another girl, because girls without common sense cause drama. So I handle Uwanted Flies differently than how I handle normal strippers. The thing is that "I'm waiting for a girl" is enough to send away 95% of strippers on the 1st hint, but the 5% that don't get that hint are sharks. Don't tell them anything, just get rid of them or walk off. Due to the 5%, I stopped telling girls anything useful. My 1st hint is usually "I just got here" or "I just got out of a dance so i'm going to relax for a bit. It is a hint to them that "you are not my type and I'm giving you a polite out".

The Two Hint Rule
Keep in mind my 2nd hint to a girl is always "I'm just going to watch the stage for now". Normal decent human beings leave by the 2nd hint. Girls who don't are Unwanted Flies. They know what they're doing, they deliberately ignored your hints to leave. They'll say "Well I'll just watch it with you then" and start touching you and other things you don't want. The last two girls who did this to me were D Tier and F Tier looks. Unwanted Flies are never hot girls and they know it. So I get up and leave if it's a nice club like Spearmint Rhino. Lots of other hotter options.

Whereas, if I realize I'm in COI Paradise and the whole club is full of ugly or thick / fat girls, I just have to leave the club. Actually, the Paradise girls were all decent mileage and cheaper. But they know they aren't hot and just beg and beg for more tips even after you started vip and are having fun with the lights real low. So it wasn't just the Looks, but the Vibe there that didn't fit me. However, guys who like cheap fat chicks should go ahead and enjoy. A warning to one guy is a suggestion to another.

If you don't mind to drive to City of Industry, you can be in the door and have a girl on your lap in minutes. 9pm or 10pm is a good time to start, either Spearmint Rhino (classy girls) or Synn (tiny skinny girls). Paradise if you like cheap and thick girls (do not go if you don't). Strip clubs are very beginner friendly, so I recommend them to friends visiting from out of town who don't have time to invest in HX or korgs. Here is an old report about Synn I made with my goto approach when I spot a girl I like:

COI clubs are great for the hunt. Girls of all races there, and you pick and hunt down the one you want. That thrill is the strong point. You can also get legit straight dances full nude for cheap at the clubs, all legal.

Whereas, if you prefer escorts to bang White girls then here is a Humaniplex guide:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7691616 Humaniplex Guide

Some guys use HX to screen for korgs since they prefer Asians. They asked if they would have to bang grannies to get their network ratings and see kgirls, but no they only had to bang White girls.

Once they screened, they could see one of these girls:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7694158 OC
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7689707 OC

But korgs are more if you strongly prefer Asians or need bb. Actually, I was first offered bb at COI clubs of all places. For those who do that, I wrote health guides including testing and treatment:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7680327 Health Guide

Lastly, a photo guide on Team7 type girls who are common at COI Synn. Team7 means skinny and petite with perfect proportions (not midget proportions). Tiny girls with good bodies. Attached are from one stripper's OF. I met her on my very first day at COI. It's what I mean when I say Spearmint Rhino has classy girls of all races, and she was very classy. She is a good example of Team7 body type, and Synn has a lot of them. SR has a few like her too. Olivia and Baby Sol are kgirl examples of Team7.
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7681274 Olivia Lookalike guide

[Roland2418]

You guys ever see a dancer so ugly and / or fat on the roll call it just ruins your plans for a visit that you almost want to stay home? 🤮 The ugly ones always come up to me and corner me while I'm waiting around waiting for the good ones. I have a hard time hiding my disgust and getting rid of them politely. Something about my vibes must be off 😂.

[Roland2418]

Some of you guys are on another level, approaching the game like scientists!

At Spearmint Rhino, many girls have asked me if I have one. If I don't, they can borrow or get one in the back. They just prefer not to carry it around since at SR plenty of people get normal dances and VIPs.

For this reason, I carry one or two condoms myself. In your wallet next to bills, or in a pocket just for it so it doesn't fall out when you pull other things out. Having multiple pockets is helpful in this way, such as keeping 1s in one pocket separate from other bills so I'm not accidentally pulling out the wrong one.

[Roland2418]

Paris is still around including some random early appearances. But you have to wonder if she will hang it up soon. She has been at the top of the game at premium prices for a while. She must be sitting on a pretty good nest egg for her hoe-tirement.

I haven't seen her on the roll call recently, has she taken a break.

[Download X]

I don't think I've ever noticed the purse tip but makes sense. I had a low mileage provider (fan favorite, too) provide extras and she was not prepared. She needed to leave the room to go to the back and ask someone for a condom LOL. Good observation.

At Spearmint Rhino, many girls have asked me if I have one. If I don't, they can borrow or get one in the back. They just prefer not to carry it around since at SR plenty of people get normal dances and VIPs.

For this reason, I carry one or two condoms myself. In your wallet next to bills, or in a pocket just for it so it doesn't fall out when you pull other things out. Having multiple pockets is helpful in this way, such as keeping 1s in one pocket separate from other bills so I'm not accidentally pulling out the wrong one.

If you pass by Alhambra, there is an Ebisu Life store that sells 001 through 003 condoms (usually stocked at the end of an aisle). I recommend 002 or 002L for beginner (L = large size). These condoms are 10 to 30 microns thick, compared to US made condoms that are typically 50 to 70 microns. Since they are made of polyurethane, they are stronger but more expensive:
https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7658235 001 to 003 at Ebisu Life

For GFE guys, Ebisu Life carries condoms 001 through 003. If you're not sure, the 002 Okamoto is the best all-around compromise for price and bulk purchase (long explanation). Pick the 002 12-pack ($20.99) "Black on Silver box" if you are normal sized, or pick the 002L 12-pack ($20.99) "Yellow on Silver box" if you are above average sized.

002 Okamoto 12 pack $20.99 ($1.75/each, Black on Silver box) - Recommended for broadest appeal and pricing
002L Okamoto 12 pack $20.99 ($1.75/each, Yellow on Silver box, L inside white word bubble)

For bigger guys, make sure to get the L size. Or the Sagami L which is even wider. 001 to 003 does feel better imo, and since I'm older it matters. But thinner condoms will not address any existing ED performance issues you might have getting hard. For that, I wrote out this tip:

ED
For older guys with ED and using prescription medicine, my main tip is to keep a journal. Figure out the right dose and time. I find 45 minutes before works for me, others say 30 and others say 60. It's common for generic Viagra or Cialis to be in 1/4 or 1/8 dose smaller pills. Get the generic brands, it's the same medicine. Telehealth like Edrugstore work well if you don't want to use your primary doctor. Few people need full dose and many are better at half dose. When I was younger, I only needed 1/4 dose. Even younger, I didn't need it of course. Many people have side effects like headache, back pain, eye trouble, which is best addressed by lowering dosage. Never crush the medication, it spikes the dose too hard. It stays in your bloodstream and has a halflife, so hours or a day later you can get a sense what a lower dose does. It will only address bloodflow and the physical portion of erections. It will not help with arousal, psychological issues, or if you have been jerking off or looking at porn too much before. So, ideally you combo it with not looking at or thinking about women for a while. The older you get, the longer you need.

Telehealth is done online, and the first time you call in to a physician by phone who confirms you are safe to take the medication without complications. After that consultation, you can reorder freely without doing that again. The meds are mailed direct to you.

002 Condoms and ED medicine helped me in combo for the clubs. Especially if I banged the first girl I picked.

However, if I get regular dances from several girls and then try to bang the next girl, I could run into performance issues. ED meds help you with bloodflow and the physical act of erection, but it can't address the psychological arousal part. If you've been stimulated by lots of women or get blueballed for too long, it's harder for the next girl to get you hard again. That's how it was as I got older.

I didn't have this issue when I was young, but back then I also didn't have the money to see more than 1 girl anyways.

Attached is the Ebisu life 001 to 003 display. There is even 001 branded lube. Above this section they sell Tenga, but they don't carry the one I like. I recommend the Tenga Flip Zero Gravity White off Amazon. The Black version is if you want a tighter hole. But Black is almost too tight for me (I have both but prefer the White). The Black is as tight as Lizza if you did no foreplay (and it's not gonna loosen up later like Lizza), so it could hurt a bigger guy but might work great for a smaller guy. So smaller guys might prefer it. After use, make sure to wash with mild soap. Use it with thorough lube always. You could even test your condoms on it.
https://usstore.tenga.co/products/tfz-001?_pos=12 Tenga Flip Zero White (original)
https://usstore.tenga.co/products/tfz-004?_pos=1 Tenga Flip Zero Gravity White (newer)

I noticed some of the reviews complained about suction, but they are using it wrong or have a broken one. When you push the plastic all the way, it should snap and form a seal. It's true that the Flip series requires some practice to use, but the results are superior. For beginners, maybe the Egg is better since it requires no real practice to figure out:
https://usstore.tenga.co/products/egg-vp003?_pos=1 Egg

Attached is the original Tenga Flip Zero White (not the gravity version) as well as the tenga egg 6-pack. If you are on a tight budget, the egg is not half-bad. If you like it, the Tenga flip is better. Or if you don't like it, maybe it saves you the trouble of trying the flip since it might not be for you. Last attachment are 002 and 003s. Note all three are L (Large) size. The blue version is just double lubricant. The packaging quality is very good, easy to open.

[GreenB909]

When she wears knee high boots sometimes she'll keep her condom (s) in the boot.

I haven't seen her on the roll call recently, has she taken a break.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Synn Paris did that with me too! Ran off butt naked to get the the goods. Paris doesn't do purses as an exception, but she may do other things.

When she wears knee high boots sometimes she'll keep her condom (s) in the boot.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

P to the A to the R to the I to the S.

I don't think I've ever noticed the purse tip but makes sense. I had a low mileage provider (fan favorite, too) provide extras and she was not prepared. She needed to leave the room to go to the back and ask someone for a condom LOL. Good observation.

Oops apologies I didn't see you say low mileage provider; we all know Paris is not that LOL.