Massage Parlor Reports

**Wirelessone** · 07-15-26 21:55

Originally Posted by CumShooter6969 [View Original Post]

Stopped by this morning on my way to work. Finally met the MILFY Botox lady opened door really skinny with a long Botox face. Was wearing a black night gown back side was a big letdown flat as a board no ass whatsoever LOL like mentioned in previous reports. Only wanted a BBJ and she started quoting me high around 220 $. I was laughing when I herd her say that since I'm a boob guy we ended up agreeing on Russian with facial ending for 1. 50 , idk if I'll repeat tho only thing that made me go tru it was those tits we're nice and loved seeing that Botox face covered in goo anyways stay safe boys.

I called to make an appointment, a guy answered which I didn't expect but I booked an afternoon appointment anyway. I figured if somehow he was there to greet me I would just that's ok bro. He told me to park in the rear off the alley. When I arrived I went around backed pulled into a stall and got out. As I got out a woman raced out jumped into her car did a couple of 180 degree maneuvers to free her car and left off down the alley. I was surprised but I only have a small window to monger and although I normally go to SXL or OD Wellness I thought I'd change up. I rang the door bell, waited several awkward seconds nothing no one came to the door. I rang again waited a few less awkward seconds and walked away went back to my car sadder but with $200 still in pockets. No one called me to say hey where are you.

I'll try again at the end of the month.

**ChubsDiddy** · 07-15-26 13:09

So I'm trying to decide who to try next. I've been a long time repeat visitor of the famous Emily but I'm in the mood for a new flavor.

Can anyone shed some light on the services of Apple at SXL and Sunny at West River?

A previous reviewer said he preferred Sunny over Emily, but I enjoy Emily's petite body and tight pussy. How is sunny in appearance and performance? Does she offer BB as well?

And what if the infamous Apple who is said to be the reason Emily left SXL? How is her service? I know she offers BB but is she worth it compared to Emily?

**JohnBoyJohnny** · 07-15-26 11:11

Anybody ever been to this place on Clybourn?

**CumShooter6969** · 07-15-26 10:07

Stopped by this morning on my way to work. Finally met the MILFY Botox lady opened door really skinny with a long Botox face. Was wearing a black night gown back side was a big letdown flat as a board no ass whatsoever LOL like mentioned in previous reports. Only wanted a BBJ and she started quoting me high around 220 $. I was laughing when I herd her say that since I'm a boob guy we ended up agreeing on Russian with facial ending for 1. 50 , idk if I'll repeat tho only thing that made me go tru it was those tits we're nice and loved seeing that Botox face covered in goo anyways stay safe boys.

**Hajima** · 07-14-26 22:15

I wanted to go to West River Spa but they were too busy and close at 8:00 now. Must be cautious after LEO paid them a visit awhile back. So I ended up checking out Thai Tuch since there are not many reports. All Thai staff. $90 for an hour which is high. Met up with Apple who is around for a couple more weeks. Massage started off too soft but I requested it to be harder and she really dug in. I was worried that extras weren't going to be offered but got a pricy $200 BJ. Took it slow and then took it deep. It was enjoyable but too pricy. GPS is strong here like it was when it was Ozone.

**GeneralObvious** · 07-14-26 18:21

Sunny is the better pick. Emily has no shape, too much attitude and cjarges north of $300 for cfs. Sunny will take $200 if you're a regular.

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Yes go to west river spa. You can see sunny or emily. Both give great massages. Cute and open menu. I think much better than ami.

**ConfuciusMan** · 07-14-26 17:18

Originally Posted by Boston2060 [View Original Post]

Swung by Grand Spa and saw Amy through the glass but didn't pull the trigger. She's a skinny cute one, anyone try before? All I hear about that place is that it's an overpriced Jack shack.

For a decent massage, the choices suck. Anyone know some good spots in the area for a good massage, any new ones?

Yes go to west river spa. You can see sunny or emily. Both give great massages. Cute and open menu. I think much better than ami.

**Mitsom** · 07-14-26 16:05

Originally Posted by Perversity [View Original Post]

Do they have a table shower? I might go this evening but damn it's hot and nasty out.

This place is pretty filthy as you'll read in other reviews. I used the bathroom once and yeah there is a table shower but I literally saw like 3 kinds of mold in it. Not sure if it's even operational. The rooms are carpeted and kinda crusty. I leave my socks on. No telling how many loads are dried up down there.

**Perversity** · 07-14-26 14:03

Originally Posted by Moss734 [View Original Post]

After seeing this review I was intrigued so made a visit late last night after a long day, needed some relaxation before bed. I'm pretty sure the same lady answered as she was the only one there. Def Botox face and big rack but I think they could be natural? Idk but not rock hard. Her body is quite strange in that she has no as to speak of and really skinny legs, but her upper body is normal. Anyway, I was actually in the mood for an attractive, busty, older accommodating type so was pleasantly surprised. Also just paid $200. Bbj, any position I wanted and thorough massage before and after. I liked that there was no traffic at all due to construction. I went in the front and left or the back. You can actually park in a large parking space in the back, which I recommend if going late at night. Walking through the alley in the area late at night was a little sketchy. She told me her name was Gigi (xixi?), really couldnt make it out.

Do they have a table shower? I might go this evening but damn it's hot and nasty out.

**Moss734** · 07-14-26 11:35

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Stopped by Rose on Archer. Be aware there is a lot of standing traffic out front because of construction. I went early Saturday when cars were still moving by and no construction workers watching.

Skinny 50 something answered the door. Massive fake knockers and botox bimbo lips. Gave her $200. Decent bbj before her putting the rubber on and pounding her out on the table. Told her I wanted to cum on her face. She said $40 extra. Pulled the rubber off and laid down and she climbed on top and sucked me off again with half between her big azz fake boobs and half in her mouth. When I was ready I jumped off the table and had her lay down while I jerked my meat in her face until I blasted all over her surgically tightened skin and bimbo balloon lips. Rubbed my meat around in it for a few secs. Even got some in her hair which I noticed was still there when she said goodbye at the door. So if you came through next and noticed the white crust in her hairline that was me LOL. Didn't get her name.

After seeing this review I was intrigued so made a visit late last night after a long day, needed some relaxation before bed. I'm pretty sure the same lady answered as she was the only one there. Def Botox face and big rack but I think they could be natural? Idk but not rock hard. Her body is quite strange in that she has no as to speak of and really skinny legs, but her upper body is normal. Anyway, I was actually in the mood for an attractive, busty, older accommodating type so was pleasantly surprised. Also just paid $200. Bbj, any position I wanted and thorough massage before and after. I liked that there was no traffic at all due to construction. I went in the front and left or the back. You can actually park in a large parking space in the back, which I recommend if going late at night. Walking through the alley in the area late at night was a little sketchy. She told me her name was Gigi (xixi?), really couldnt make it out.

**SM600** · 07-14-26 10:09

Originally Posted by KiwiEater48 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to the Velvet Lotus in Des Plaines? I don't see any reviews here for it. Willing to TOFFT soon though since it's close to me. I'm guessing the 1 hr $230 service is for L1.

https://velvetlotusfeel.com/

That's looks interesting. I may have to try that too, when I'm back state side.

**ToadTheWet-Shill** · 07-14-26 00:38

So, after watching the Sox pound the hell out of the A's at the park, I got an idea. I wanted to pound some pussy and I thought about how there aren't many double headers in baseball anymore. I decided to do a twin bill at Amanda Spa. I had a couple Latin girls. Game 1 was a sweet petite little thing named Luisa. That was a GFE type session. I went to get some dinner and to recoup a bit but went right back for game 2 with Valentina. She was all T and A. Big boobs and a big booty. That session was more raw. It wasn't quite PSE, but it was nasty in a good way. Baseball themed fun after actual baseball. What a day!

**Dgordon630** · 07-13-26 20:49

I've been to this place a few times over the past 10 years. Best experience I've had ever. Recent visit. 45 min option only for $. 8. Short mid age therapist with above average body. Nicely dressed. Decent ts. Sauna after. She noticed right after starting massage I was ready to go. Just got into it. CBJ followed by a few positions. Finished doggie. Left $1. 6. Out the door. I was there more like an hour. Nice massage after. Good connection. Will return. Stay safe.

**Boston2060** · 07-13-26 20:25

Swung by Grand Spa and saw Amy through the glass but didn't pull the trigger. She's a skinny cute one, anyone try before? All I hear about that place is that it's an overpriced Jack shack.

For a decent massage, the choices suck. Anyone know some good spots in the area for a good massage, any new ones?

**BadDances** · 07-13-26 14:49

Anyone familiar with Judy knows that she is a reliable throat goat. Was wondering if anyone has one on the near south side. She is certainly worth the trip up north but sometimes I want more of a whim. Going to try one in Pilsen soon to see.