Massage Parlor Reports

**Spectator** · 07-09-26 11:38

Originally Posted by LuigiMongerone [View Original Post]

The whole city is blanketed with city-owned cameras. I don't think there's anywhere in Methuen that doesn't have camera coverage.

I got a phone call. And then a followup text from two nine ohh this morning. That was a surprise. Number 9 nn-3 nn-6825.

Never gotten a voice call from a spa before. Only went there once, not sure if I called prior or not.

**LuigiMongerone** · 07-07-26 12:11

Originally Posted by Wmedlin213 [View Original Post]

Did you know there's a camera

The whole city is blanketed with city-owned cameras. I don't think there's anywhere in Methuen that doesn't have camera coverage.

**PeanutsHucko** · 07-02-26 12:22

Thank you sir, I'll wait till Michelle and Andi come back before I partake in any AMP's.

Originally Posted by Jericho32 [View Original Post]

Went over after the 290 situation did not pan out. 50 for a half hour. She was middle aged. Decent enough looks. I think she said her name was Eva or Ema. Wore shorts and a tight white top. Honestly the massage was really good. Though hard to focus as the person next door was extremely chatty. Probably listened to the other worker spend 10 minutes trying to get him out the door.

After the flip there was more haggling than I'm used to there. They wanted $250 for everything which is crazy to me. Got it down to $$. Okay overall. Probably won't repeat unless everything else is dead.

**Jericho32** · 06-30-26 14:09

Originally Posted by PeanutsHucko [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/derry...t/452063726086

New Yellow Lilly. Anybody try this place out. I'm to much of a Pussy to try it.

Thanks,

Peanuts.

Went over after the 290 situation did not pan out. 50 for a half hour. She was middle aged. Decent enough looks. I think she said her name was Eva or Ema. Wore shorts and a tight white top. Honestly the massage was really good. Though hard to focus as the person next door was extremely chatty. Probably listened to the other worker spend 10 minutes trying to get him out the door.

After the flip there was more haggling than I'm used to there. They wanted $250 for everything which is crazy to me. Got it down to $$. Okay overall. Probably won't repeat unless everything else is dead.

**PeanutsHucko** · 06-29-26 14:30

https://skipthegames.com/posts/derry...t/452063726086

New Yellow Lilly. Anybody try this place out. I'm to much of a Pussy to try it.

Thanks,

Peanuts.

**JackKerouac16** · 06-29-26 06:48

Originally Posted by ElGato6969 [View Original Post]

Similar situation, went to a place I had been many times to meet the new girl and it turns out she was a bus girl at a Chinese restaurant not far from home. I think she may have recognized me from the the restaurant, but I didn't recognize her. She kept trying to ask me to get her something and it sounded like "mama papa", turns out she was asking me if I could get her Marijuana. I got a laugh out of it. Never saw her at the spa again which I think is closed now, saw her a few times at the restaurant after but nothing recent.

After reading these I was at a Chinese place for dinner and had an adorable, tiny, tattooed waitress and I kept thinking I'd love to hand her give me a massage.

**Muffhunt** · 06-28-26 16:06

Same, MILF. I stayed, level 1 only. Tho had nice rack that I could touch, nothing else. Good massage however.

Originally Posted by shadowplay60 [View Original Post]

I stopped in last week to check it out and a not very attractive MILF named Coco was working. Decided she wasn't for me so just left.

**shadowplay60** · 06-28-26 11:36

Originally Posted by Jericho32 [View Original Post]

Was about to TOFTT for Rain on Broadway. The thrift store or whatever next door has an open stall market outside in the parking lot less than 5 feet from the door with at least 1-2 employees or people at it the last 4 times I've walked by. Definitely a bit too open for my likes.

I stopped in last week to check it out and a not very attractive MILF named Coco was working. Decided she wasn't for me so just left.

**Jericho32** · 06-27-26 15:46

Was about to TOFTT for Rain on Broadway. The thrift store or whatever next door has an open stall market outside in the parking lot less than 5 feet from the door with at least 1-2 employees or people at it the last 4 times I've walked by. Definitely a bit too open for my likes.

**TheIceGuy** · 06-22-26 17:47

Originally Posted by Spectator [View Original Post]

Yes. And if it were not for the "sorry you no make an appointment customers waiting" at the end, I'd say it was worth it.

She was above average looking, dressed plain with a tight white top, very nice Bs and she was good.

Yea 180 isn't terrible for a great time with someone. 80 house fee is crazy though but I guess they have to make up for lost customers somehow.

**Spectator** · 06-22-26 12:59

Originally Posted by TheIceGuy [View Original Post]

80+180 was the damage??

Yes. And if it were not for the "sorry you no make an appointment customers waiting" at the end, I'd say it was worth it.

She was above average looking, dressed plain with a tight white top, very nice Bs and she was good.

**TheIceGuy** · 06-22-26 11:31

Originally Posted by Spectator [View Original Post]

So given the recent poitical climate in the town off route 213 that once was a mecca of massages before the Karens and the mayor decided we all should have letters sent home detailing our bad behavior, I have stayed away but done some recon drive bys as recently things appear to returning to form. I TOFTT and did a "swan dive" off the deep end while parked waaayy down the road yesterday. Wore my dark sunglasses and all that. Hahahaha.

The place has been remodeled, house fee is now 80, there are no more curtains for walls, and the attendant was Yoyo from a well know Newton place. Went in laid down, asked for an hour and got comfortable. Decent massage, english was great, at the flip 180 was the fee and it was a good time. She looks good in her bday suit and tried very hard to please.

While I was on the table, before the flip another monger called and asked for an appt and she told him to come right down, I knew right then my time would be cut short. We did our dance and she cleaned me up and then her mood changed and it was rush rush, "another customer waiting, next time you make appointment". That really soured the mood, as she shorted me a good 15 minutes and sorta blamed me.

There are apparently 2 girls workign, and one of the customers who she pushed me out out take next, actually left without getting a massage. So. While the outlook so far is promising, between the Karen factor and the short time, I might think twice about returning to what is by all metrics, a pretty good spot.

Have not dared try baldwin, or two nine oh, but I see ads for them as well.

Had some extra time to play this weekend and tried 3 new-to-me-shops. Wallet is a lot lighter, but it was a good time.

80+180 was the damage??

**Spectator** · 06-21-26 08:24

So given the recent poitical climate in the town off route 213 that once was a mecca of massages before the Karens and the mayor decided we all should have letters sent home detailing our bad behavior, I have stayed away but done some recon drive bys as recently things appear to returning to form. I TOFTT and did a "swan dive" off the deep end while parked waaayy down the road yesterday. Wore my dark sunglasses and all that. Hahahaha.

The place has been remodeled, house fee is now 80, there are no more curtains for walls, and the attendant was Yoyo from a well know Newton place. Went in laid down, asked for an hour and got comfortable. Decent massage, english was great, at the flip 180 was the fee and it was a good time. She looks good in her bday suit and tried very hard to please.

While I was on the table, before the flip another monger called and asked for an appt and she told him to come right down, I knew right then my time would be cut short. We did our dance and she cleaned me up and then her mood changed and it was rush rush, "another customer waiting, next time you make appointment". That really soured the mood, as she shorted me a good 15 minutes and sorta blamed me.

There are apparently 2 girls workign, and one of the customers who she pushed me out out take next, actually left without getting a massage. So. While the outlook so far is promising, between the Karen factor and the short time, I might think twice about returning to what is by all metrics, a pretty good spot.

Have not dared try baldwin, or two nine oh, but I see ads for them as well.

Had some extra time to play this weekend and tried 3 new-to-me-shops. Wallet is a lot lighter, but it was a good time.