Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeAndKit]

A little story about Andi, and why she's definitely the GOAT of the area.

I'm 47 and out of shape. I'm no huge slob, but I work on computers, so even carrying heavy things up stairs can leave me winded for a bit. When I was with Andi, I was pounding away, and it was going great, but then I started feeling winded and weird. I had to stop. The last thing I wanted was to have a heart attack there. She obviously didn't quite understand that and thought it was her. I later found out that she was very hurt by my not finishing with her. (She doesn't realize I was trying to keep up with her as she is amazing, but my body didn't want to).

Why this makes her the GOAT is that not only is she fantastic to be with, but I don't know a single other provider who would give a shit if I finished or not. They may take it personally for a day or so, but then move on and forget I existed. Andi remembered and was very happy that I wanted to give it another shot, so she could prove herself (literally had nothing to prove. She's great).

Unfortunately, I never got the chance as Mayor Dipship did his busts, but I am really hoping she returns to the area so I can give it a proper go at it (just at my own pace so I don't die LOL).

Decent chance you see her again because this wasnt the owners first rodeo she had a spot in newton that I used to go to a bunch I liked that location a lot more than methuen odd thing was about newton that on a college occasions I saw college guys in there I mean she did have some hot young talent but I didn't think college guys really had that much trouble scoring on campus.

[StayFrosty]

I wouldn't be going to any AMPs in Methuen yet, But if I did. I'd be parking a few blocks away, be wearing a hoodie or baseball cap, Sun glasses and a Covid mask. If they get video of me going in and out they're going to be thinking I'm the Unibomber's brother.

AMP.

A lot more and better choices along 93 when getting close to the downtown.

[Amppro95]

Have they sent out any of their stupid letters? Or is that just a threat as usual.

Hey, my brother borrowed my car. I have no idea where he went with it!

I wouldn't be going to any AMPs in Methuen yet, But if I did. I'd be parking a few blocks away, be wearing a hoodie or baseball cap, Sun glasses and a Covid mask. If they get video of me going in and out they're going to be thinking I'm the Unibomber's brother.

AMP.

[Sounds]

Did you know there's a camera on the street pole on Pelham St.

Right across from Baldwin st. Just saying!

Have they sent out any of their stupid letters? Or is that just a threat as usual.

Hey, my brother borrowed my car. I have no idea where he went with it!

[Wmedlin213]

Stopped by Baldwin St today just to see if anything was open. There's a new place called Joyful Jin where Yellow Lily used to be. Phone number ends in 0971. Not sure if I'll dare to do anything in Methuen but thought I'd mention it for braver mongers.

Did you know there's a camera on the street pole on Pelham St.

Right across from Baldwin st. Just saying!

[Johnson686]

Do they open latter because I drove by a few weeks ago and didn't see anything.

No idea, just drove by in the morning and saw a neon sign that said they were open.

[TheIceGuy]

A little story about Andi, and why she's definitely the GOAT of the area.

I'm 47 and out of shape. I'm no huge slob, but I work on computers, so even carrying heavy things up stairs can leave me winded for a bit. When I was with Andi, I was pounding away, and it was going great, but then I started feeling winded and weird. I had to stop. The last thing I wanted was to have a heart attack there. She obviously didn't quite understand that and thought it was her. I later found out that she was very hurt by my not finishing with her. (She doesn't realize I was trying to keep up with her as she is amazing, but my body didn't want to).

Why this makes her the GOAT is that not only is she fantastic to be with, but I don't know a single other provider who would give a shit if I finished or not. They may take it personally for a day or so, but then move on and forget I existed. Andi remembered and was very happy that I wanted to give it another shot, so she could prove herself (literally had nothing to prove. She's great).

Unfortunately, I never got the chance as Mayor Dipship did his busts, but I am really hoping she returns to the area so I can give it a proper go at it (just at my own pace so I don't die LOL).

[FlynNY56]

No she isn't please move along. She isn't 20 yo with an only fans body. You wouldn't like it.

Please leave her for myself as I can toftt to spare yourself.

I appreciate you TOFTT. LOL.

But having seen her more times than I can remember, I'll suffer through seeing her again. LOL.

[JohnDick75]

Stopped by Baldwin St today just to see if anything was open. There's a new place called Joyful Jin where Yellow Lily used to be. Phone number ends in 0971. Not sure if I'll dare to do anything in Methuen but thought I'd mention it for braver mongers.

Do they open latter because I drove by a few weeks ago and didn't see anything.

[NhMonger69]

And well worth it!

No she isn't please move along. She isn't 20 yo with an only fans body. You wouldn't like it.

Please leave her for myself as I can toftt to spare yourself.

[FlynNY56]

Last year she was asking (and getting) 1 Hr 70+200 FS.

And well worth it!

[Nobodynose]

Completely missed andi. What were her rates?

Last year she was asking (and getting) 1 Hr 70+200 FS.

[SnagglePop]

Sure would like to see Nana return. She was my fav.

Completely missed andi. What were her rates?

[Johnson686]

Stopped by Baldwin St today just to see if anything was open. There's a new place called Joyful Jin where Yellow Lily used to be. Phone number ends in 0971. Not sure if I'll dare to do anything in Methuen but thought I'd mention it for braver mongers.

[SteamKing]

Michelles is in the process of getting a new place going, She is planning on a re opening sometime in July, and was told andi would be back when she reopens.

Sure would like to see Nana return. She was my fav.