Massage Parlor Reports

[HeeJunk]

I like the chubby Asian ones. Doesn't matter on age either. If anyone knows where I can find the chubby Asians with a fat ass and tits is definitely a plus!

Ok but buyer beware. Cici is short, old, and has boobs. But absolutely no ass. Just boney legs that go straight up to belly.

[Sizzler747]

My Time. They got real skittish real fast. Standard finish is available most places, but expect old and chubby.

I like the chubby Asian ones. Doesn't matter on age either. If anyone knows where I can find the chubby Asians with a fat ass and tits is definitely a plus!

[HeeJunk]

And that 400 posts can be summarized in 20 lines tells us how little actual helpful reviews are being posted these days.

I asked AI to provide info on Tropical Touch, and all I got back was.

"Eyeroll, RTFF".

[Sanctimonious6]

Someone should feed an AI the STG local escort section and see if it can determine who we should see.

I guarantee plenty of guys have tried. AI can be an incredibly powerful tool in the right hands, but you have to know what you're doing. You would have to spend some time and thought inputting a lot of parameters. And all that time and thought would be wasted, because your AI engine would still come back with "Hahaha you're out of luck buddy, there's nobody worth seeing around here. Move to Thailand. ".

[SandersNut]

Ever heard of the phrase "Garbage in, garbage out"? This is even truer in this new age of AI chatbots. We've all learned to use our big head reading these threads, self-posting by providers, white knights seeking to gain favor with their honeys to separate the wheat from the chaff.

And remember, we all like different things. Don't expect an AI to be of great help here without a lot of extra work on your part.

And don't even get me started on the issues about what it retains from the attempt. Do you really want your AI chatbot knowing you're looking into this and then having that surface during an entirely unrelated query and the chatbot says "Based on your previous interactions, I'd suggest skipping the doctor recommended physical therapist he offered and instead go for a 60 minute session at Health and Wellness in White Lake with Suzi with the big gazongas. Their happy ending will help smooth out those muscle aches. ".

Hilarious but true. Suzi with the big bazingas, LOL.

[RobertSeeks]

Someone should feed an AI the STG local escort section and see if it can determine who we should see.

Ever heard of the phrase "Garbage in, garbage out"? This is even truer in this new age of AI chatbots. We've all learned to use our big head reading these threads, self-posting by providers, white knights seeking to gain favor with their honeys to separate the wheat from the chaff.

And remember, we all like different things. Don't expect an AI to be of great help here without a lot of extra work on your part.

And don't even get me started on the issues about what it retains from the attempt. Do you really want your AI chatbot knowing you're looking into this and then having that surface during an entirely unrelated query and the chatbot says "Based on your previous interactions, I'd suggest skipping the doctor recommended physical therapist he offered and instead go for a 60 minute session at Health and Wellness in White Lake with Suzi with the big gazongas. Their happy ending will help smooth out those muscle aches. ".

[HugeDk]

I guess there is no longer a need to RTFF

And that 400 posts can be summarized in 20 lines tells us how little actual helpful reviews are being posted these days.

[Eaton Beaver]

I guess there is no longer a need to RTFF

Someone should feed an AI the STG local escort section and see if it can determine who we should see.

[HeeJunk]

I guess there is no longer a need to RTFF

[HeeJunk]

New to the Detroit area so took the plunge. A disappointment for sure. https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...n/547949280382.

Cute Chinese masseuse - $80 for the hour but nothing but a routine massage that was only fair quality. No hints of anything else. Not what I expected from an escort ad but it happens.

My Time. They got real skittish real fast. Standard finish is available most places, but expect old and chubby.

[Dennerb]

New to the Detroit area so took the plunge. A disappointment for sure. https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...n/547949280382.

Cute Chinese masseuse - $80 for the hour but nothing but a routine massage that was only fair quality. No hints of anything else. Not what I expected from an escort ad but it happens.

[MagnifiRod]

For nice big boobs on a young, pretty girl, I would recommend Hottie. She used now works at Apple on Silver Lk Rd in Fenton. They are Ds and feel natural to me. She is a sweet girl, maybe 28? Be nice to her. Good luck.

Looks like 48 is the new 28 and Bs are the new Ds.

Nice looking and small framed and decent massage but. Sigh!

[Hitta123]

There is no fun to be had at any Tropical touch. It's just an extremely expensive under whelming bikini massage.

Agreed. I never tried it and I never will. I won't even go to any of the escorts that post of sites. I'll always try my luck at an AMP. If the girl likes you eventually FS is on the table, sometimes it's even free if she really likes you.

[WenWen313]

Any intel on this new place (Cissy's in Macomb)? I may also head up to Alice Massage on 26 mile. Who's the best there to ask for?

I have been here and tested 4 of the 5 girls and left empty handed. But I suggest Julian a 25 ish exotic Asian mixed hot young little spinner. I have save for last, I sense she would be the one, because she works part time a few days week and books out appointments mostly 1.5 to 2 hours per client that suggest she's offering more! Plus I get a stripper vibe which adds to the short work schedule.

[KkHoliday]

Oak Park & Berkley (The "Great Hands" Shutdown).

Great Hands (Oak Park): This highly active and widely discussed Full Service (FS) brothel-style parlor has officially closed down ("bit the dust") following a Oakland County Sheriff's Department investigation and the city manager's suspension of their business license for code / ordinance violations.

Historical Context: Many posts reminisce about historical visits here, referencing organizers like Lisa and providers like Coco and Linda.

Linda's Status: While the venue is gone, multiple users confirm that Linda is still active independently in the area. Her phone number remains active, and she has been texting regulars directly (she can be found by googling "Great Hands".

Ocean Wave Spa (Berkley): Discussed as a prominent historical FS spot run by similar management before Great Hands existed. Recently, advertisements linked to this phone number have appeared on Craigslist under the name "Acupuncture Institute of Michigan in Berkley" (or Troy Acupuncture).

Saigon Spa (Oak Park): Still reported as open and active for FS in Oakland County. A popular black provider named Ebony works here, though users express surprise that it has avoided shutdown given the intense local policing.

Livonia & Westland (The "M Spa" Relocation).

M Spa (Livonia): After Westland city authorities denied M Spa a business license, the organizers relocated and set up a house / corner business on the border of Livonia.

M Spa Provider Review: A stocky provider was reviewed as having a decent appearance, but her services were highly transactional, hurried, and lacked enthusiasm. While "everything on the menu" is available, users did not recommend repeating.

Amy (Livonia / Westland border): Seen at this borderline residential location. Described as under 5 feet tall, very cute, with a light and teasing touch. A session costs $200. However, the venue has major privacy / safety drawbacksparking is tight, and clients are visible to neighbors' windows when exiting their cars.

Bloom Spa / Jin (Westland): Located near Harbor Freight. Highly active for quick, inexpensive visits. Users report a 30-minute massage and "L1" (light touching / handjob) for $50.

Cryptic Livonia House: Users warning each other about a corner house / business in Livonia where Asian massages take place. Multiple users reported seeing suspicious parked vehicles (e. G. , a backup pickup truck and a black car with dark tinted windows) in the lot that look like unmarked police / surveillance. It is flagged as high-risk.

Novi & Brighton.

Red Rose Spa (Novi): Confirmed to share ownership with Haku Spa in Brighton (which was closed for remodeling). Users note that because they share owners and rotate staff, clients should expect the same type of service and quality at both.

We Spa & Novi Massage / Tina: A regular provider named Tina who used to rotate between We Spa and Novi Massage has vanished. Her old phone number is inactive, and users suggest she may have left the Metro Detroit area entirely.

White Lake & Wixom.

Health and Wellness (White Lake / M-59): Received highly positive reviews. Discussed as a standout location on the M-59 corridor (vastly superior to nearby Highland and Diamond Spas, which are subpar).

Jayshi: Highly recommended for manual services (L1, backdoor teasing, prostate work). Described as having perky, perky natural breasts and a very enthusiastic attitude.

Starmoon (Wixom) / "Emma": Reviewed by Member #7225. Emma is highly active and focuses the entire massage on manual stimulation. She allows physical interactions (such as breast play) and provides a highly-rated handjob session with oral elements ($70 house fee + tips).

Taylor & Dearborn.

Pro Body Works (Taylor / Eureka Rd): Located on Eureka Rd east of DTW airport. Multiple users reported visiting in recent months but stated they have no intention of returning. It is described as strictly "over-the-counter" (OTC / legitimate only) with a lackluster experience.

Asian Pro (Taylor): Reported as active, but users complain of a noisy environment due to pushy clients disrupting sessions.

Chinese Superhands (Taylor / Eureka Rd): A historically active spot, but users were surprised it is still in business. Reviews are extremely old and non-glowing.

Kiki at Vanborn Rd (Dearborn Heights): Located at Vanborn & Monroe. Users reviewed a session with Kiki (the "new girl") as an absolute disaster. She has a bad attitude, shorted the client's time, and the massage was terrible. The venue itself is reportedly being heavily complained about ("Karened") on local Facebook neighborhood groups.

Troy.

Troy Location (Long-running Craigslist ad): A long-standing location (active for 8+ years) that historically was mostly legitimate. Recent reports indicate they have transitioned to offering active adult services following an $80 house fee + tips.

Hotel Outcall / Skip The Games Scam: Users warn of petiti / petite ads in Troy hotels on STG. They bait-and-switch by sending pictures of a young "hottie," but a lady in her late 50's arrives instead ($140/ half-hour, poor experience, not recommended).

Farmington & Farmington Hills.

Carrie (AdultSearch Scam / Office Building): Users are actively warning against an escort named Carrie advertising in Farmington Hills office buildings. She charges $150 upfront, provides a terrible, hurried massage, tells the client to dress, and flees. Clients later discovered she stole hundreds of dollars of cash directly out of their pant pockets.

Massage Goddess (Farmington): Active independent provider. Offers a decent massage and happy ending (HE). However, users noted she is heavily photoshopped and has a much thicker waist than her online pictures.

Other Locations.

Commerce / Jenn: Jenn (the sister of another popular provider named Lisa) offers $200 Nuru massages. However, multiple users describe her sessions as highly underwhelming and a waste of money, noting that she cuts the 1-hour session to 45 minutes and sets up her Nuru sheets directly on uncomfortable hardwood floors.

Madison Heights:

Pink Lady (Asian Hotel Service): Avoid. Users walked in, found two old and highly unattractive providers, and immediately walked out.

Strictly Legitimate Suite: A strictly professional private suite exists here offering deep tissue / Thai combination massages and high-quality pedicures.

Plymouth / Elite Body & Foot Spa: A long-standing establishment (5-10 years) at Plymouth & Stark. Legitimate on a regular basis, with very rare and inconsistent availability of extras.

Ann Arbor: Multiple regular users flatly state that "there is nothing in Ann Arbor," as local enforcement is extremely strict, and any online ads are typically scam / bait-and-switch operations.