Strip Club Reports

[Incognito1234]

I was at Bogarts last week. Which one is Lynn. I'd like to see her when I make it back up next week.

I had a great session with Gemini (posted). I saw a fit brunette with glasses that was pretty hot. To me, anyway. Any info on who this is?

Thank you.

Lynn is the attractive blonde in her 40's. Large breasts an exceptionally friendly, which in my opinion, is one reason that she's so popular. Additionally, while it may seem odd to others, to me, a standout feature of hers is that she has perfectly straight and white teeth.

Samantha is in her late 30's or 40's and has brunette hair that falls to her collarbones. She has large breasts and hips, as well as a tight, flat midsection that is very proportional to the rest of her body. She typically walks around topless, and her bottoms consist of little more than a string. She's almost bottomless with them.

As I reported in a previous review, she's very bold and straightforward, playing with my dick in the booth, as well as while we were waiting for a room upstairs. At one point upstairs, I had her string bottoms pulled to the side while I was playing with her pussy and ass. While it's very rare for me to have a dancer playing with my dick while we're simply sitting and talking in a booth, I enjoyed it. Out of curiosity and excitement, I think I'm going to ask her if she'd be willing to unbuckle and unzip me, while playing with my dick inside of my jeans while we're sitting in the booth. As bold as she is, I expect she'll have no issues with it.

I'm wondering is she's done any inside of the pants activities in the booth with any of you, or have any dancers at Henry's or Bogart's? If so, who? For some reason, I'm kind of fascinated by it. If you're uncomfortable discussing it in the open forum, feel free to message me.

[Ricto]

Hi there,

Curious to know if anyone is seeing any changes for the better in the Detroit Club experience given the new administration?

[Incognito1234]

Attention shoppers: grab a snack and get comfortable. I had every intention of keeping this review short. My talent for rambling proved stronger than my good intentions.

So, I was procrastinating about venturing out yesterday, but eventually decided to get showered and dressed. My initial thought was to head up to Bogart's and hold up a sign with "Lynn" on it, like people do at airports when they're waiting for someone. You know, kind of a subtle clue to let her know that I'd like to see her.

If I couldn't flag Lynn down, I figured Samantha would be an excellent choice, since I had such a positive experience with her before. She's on my to-do list for a repeat visit anyway, so I really couldn't go wrong with either of them.

Getting ready to go is a slow experience for me because I move at the speed of an excited sloth on prescription sedatives. As I'm getting ready, around 4 pm or so, I see a text from Selena saying, "Come up to Henry's, babe." I respond, telling her that I didn't know if I could make it and that I was confused about what had happened the week before. I didn't see a response and continued getting ready.

Eventually, I got myself together, figured I was as pretty as I was going to get, and headed out the door. I'm Downriver, and I take Middlebelt Road all the way down, because it's far better than fighting the traffic and construction on Telegraph Road and Michigan Avenue right now.

Still, Middlebelt Road on a Friday during rush hour is a less than joyous experience in itself. Along the way, there's at least the occasional distraction of watching a plane take off or land. On a side note, while it may sound a bit morbid, whenever I'm driving past the airport, I can't help but think about Flight 255.

Anyway, like I'm sure many of us do, I have a tendency to develop Tourette's syndrome while driving because I don't handle stress well and my patience with other drivers is limited. Outside of that, I'm quite calm and charming.

You're welcome for the traffic report, I consider it a public service.

Well, I decided to stop by Henry's first and when I'm in the parking lot, I get a text from Selena. Her timing couldn't have been more perfect if she'd tried.

After going inside, I noticed that it was dead in there. REALLY dead. It was the slowest Friday I'd seen in recent memory. Not long after I sat down and got a glass of wine, Selena spotted me and came over.

Regarding the situation last week, she apologized and said she didn't mean to be rude. She explained that the guy she'd gone over to after getting off stage was one of her customers. He'd texted her the night before to let her know he was going to be there, and he was on a time limit.

She said he'd gone to the bathroom and texted her that he was there. Why he had to go to the bathroom to text her, I don't know. It seems like an odd circus act, texting with one hand while holding his accessory appendage with the other. She also said she'd told him in the past to give her advance notice and not just spring it on her, but apparently he does it anyway. She was also very straightforward in saying that he pays her A LOT.

I found this to be a perfectly acceptable explanation and appreciated the fact that she was straightforward with me. I didn't ask what the other guy paid her, but money is our friend, so it's understandable that she'd be quite prompt in going to see him.

We talked for a while longer before going to the back. As always, Selena was her wonderful, moist self.

The booth we chose was well lit and, like most guys, I'm very visual and love the view of her ass. We started with a bit of head and BLS, eventually moving into doggie. She felt great, but for some reason, I ran into the same problem again where I just couldn't seem to cum, and obviously, that's very frustrating.

My equipment is working fine, but I just couldn't get over the finish line. Mentally, it's like, "Come on, little camper, you can do it," but my body wasn't cooperating.

Eventually, I asked her to flip over onto her back, and we did missionary for a bit. Still no luck. Thankfully, she hung in there without rushing or complaining, playing with my balls and ass while I jacked myself off. Finally, I came. When I did, she said "yay", which was pretty funny, because I was kinda feeling the same way.

Of course, I recommend seeing Selena. She's a top tier club experience, and you can't go wrong with her.

Additionally, since I know you'll read this, thanks for hanging in there with me, Selena. I appreciate it.

[Marelobo Mex]

98% of the club going men wouldn't want to be anywhere near or give even a dollar to a lesbian dancer who doesn't like being touched by men.

She is probably there trying to hook up with other dancers.

Fire her now BT's!!

JOC,

I respect your thoughts, but this is quite common among dancers. I would guess half the girls are either Lesbian or BI with a preference for girls over guys.

There is no jealous boyfriend to deal with.

The pussy has a purpose and she gets to use it for its intended purpose.

I kind of like the fantasy of being with a girl who normally doesn't choose guys. I asked her why is she so wet did she use lube? She replied no she is usually wet, and maybe she is not totally lesbian as she seemed surprised to get some enjoyment from the session.

MM.

[Semi Regular]

I was at Bogarts last week. Which one is Lynn. I'd like to see her when I make it back up next week.

I had a great session with Gemini (posted). I saw a fit brunette with glasses that was pretty hot. To me, anyway. Any info on who this is?

Thank you.

Nice, Attractive, fit, Good personality. Sounds like SABRINA. Usually works only Fridays.

[JackOfClubs]

I was at Bogarts last week. Which one is Lynn. I'd like to see her when I make it back up next week.

I had a great session with Gemini (posted). I saw a fit brunette with glasses that was pretty hot. To me, anyway. Any info on who this is?

Thank you.

Thanks to your report I took Gemini upstairs and it were great and I will be repeating!

I don't know anything about the fit brunette with glasses.

Lynn (pretty face and smile , average body) only works days, not sure which ones, but just forget about her as she is completely booked solid with regulars every minute she is there

It's like the old Yogi Berra saying about a popular NY restaurant "nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded " !!

thanks again for helping a fellow monger out with your report on Gemini

[Tbird11955]

No kidding! That Lynn is one ever popular dancer!

She must be able to lick her own eyebrows!!

I was at Bogarts last week. Which one is Lynn. I'd like to see her when I make it back up next week.

I had a great session with Gemini (posted). I saw a fit brunette with glasses that was pretty hot. To me, anyway. Any info on who this is?

Thank you.

[JackOfClubs]

If anyone goes over to Henry's day shift today, please post the lineup. I'm back and forth about going over there today.

I thought about heading over to Bogart's to try to do a repeat with Lynn, but she's near impossible to do that with. I don't think I've ever seen a dancer who's quite that busy and popular.

No kidding! That Lynn is one ever popular dancer!

She must be able to lick her own eyebrows!!

[Incognito1234]

If anyone goes over to Henry's day shift today, please post the lineup. I'm back and forth about going over there today.

I thought about heading over to Bogart's to try to do a repeat with Lynn, but she's near impossible to do that with. I don't think I've ever seen a dancer who's quite that busy and popular.

[Incognito1234]

Even though you had a good session with her I'm sure myself and at least 98% of the club going men wouldn't want to be anywhere near or give even a dollar to a lesbian dancer who doesn't like being touched by men.

She is probably there trying to hook up with other dancers.

Fire her now BT's!!

Agreed. $250 for a less than stellar performance from a woman who doesn't want to be touched or touch me? Hard pass.

[JackOfClubs]

PL,

You are talking about Euphoria.

I have sampled her a few times, and we usually have a good session. Although I typically spend an hour or so conversing with her. I would find her much more attractive with out the blue hair, the 20 some facial piercings and the hundred different tattoos.

We started out just doing dances as she says she is lesbian and doesn't like guys touching her. But once we get in the VIP she was willing to upgrade her services for a tip, and I found her to be nice and tight.

MM.

Even though you had a good session with her I'm sure myself and at least 98% of the club going men wouldn't want to be anywhere near or give even a dollar to a lesbian dancer who doesn't like being touched by men.

She is probably there trying to hook up with other dancers.

Fire her now BT's!!

[Marelobo Mex]

Stopped into LS day shift for quick lunch. Saw skinny blonde, not much up top but very beautiful face, and pale brunette with few tattoos. Brunette asked for 400, so I passed. Did not get chance to speak with blonde before I had to leave.

Went to BT's later, very busy night. There was Asian girl with blue hair, tall and skinny, little bit derpy in face. Conversation with her was awkward and felt very forced. She asks for 400; I laugh and politely say no thank you.

After I return from bathroom, she is still there and asks what I would be willing to spend. I tell her, if she is good, I would give 300. We go to back, and she is still awkward, but at this point I do not care.

Then starts usual story: she normally only does nude dances, this is first time, blah blah. My friend, I have heard this movie before. Experience itself was clumsy and disappointing. I give her some direction, but she either does not listen well or intentionally makes everything awkward so customer gives up early. Honestly, I could not tell which one.

She was constantly nervous and checking everything, while also doing too much cheesy fake porn-star talk. Whole situation became so ridiculous that when she started getting upset and suddenly offered to be more accommodating, I could only laugh and politely decline.

Ended up giving her 250. Bouncer said we were back there for less than seven songs.

Would not repeat.

PL,

You are talking about Euphoria.

I have sampled her a few times, and we usually have a good session. Although I typically spend an hour or so conversing with her. I would find her much more attractive with out the blue hair, the 20 some facial piercings and the hundred different tattoos.

We started out just doing dances as she says she is lesbian and doesn't like guys touching her. But once we get in the VIP she was willing to upgrade her services for a tip, and I found her to be nice and tight.

MM.

[Marelobo Mex]

Quick trip into BTs at lunch on Wed. I sat at the bar to get my bearings and have a beer. Wish I'd had more time but I was squeezing this into an already full day.

I watched a gorgeous Latina on stage and then Trophy stopped by. She was nice enough. Conversation skills were a little lacking but the music was loud so it's not like you can talk much anyway. She came right out and asked if I wanted to go to the VIP. I hinted at wanting to explore a full menu. She started at 4. I told her I had 2 and she agreed. CBJ was toothy (double boo!) and CFS was enough to get the job done. But, other than her looks, it was pretty mid. 50/50 chance of repeating. We'll see what the future brings.

CS.

CS,

Thank you for your valuable report.

I stopped in and talked to Trophy one day, but I didn't get a good vibe from her and I passed. Whenever I do this I often second guess myself am I being too critical. Reading your report makes me feel like my instincts where good and happy I correctly passed on her.

MM.

[DooMama7]

Decent, got topped off for a bill from what I recall I had a little bit of a time.

Getting myself ready for the situation which never used to happen to me before but I think it's got.

More to do with them just wanting to get right to it and I need a little more than that, give me a little warm up dance maybe squeeze it slap it around hit your face with it somethin but these girls want to just wam bam thank you mam and I'm a classier broad than that LOL. For real tho the experience needs to be an experience not mechanical not all quick your getting a $100 for 15-20 minutes ***** engineers don't make that and you surely ain't no engineer ya know. But it was just ok I guess I'd like to plow her which is why I want to contact.

On the otc without having to give any cover money or tip any hilly billys at the door or buy a beer I don't even want so was hoping it was so I could reach out and not have to go in there. Plus I think a waitress there may know my ol lady so trying to avoid that one too.

She didn't respond to my text so I took my money elsewhere.

[Pinhead Larry]

Stopped into LS day shift for quick lunch. Saw skinny blonde, not much up top but very beautiful face, and pale brunette with few tattoos. Brunette asked for 400, so I passed. Did not get chance to speak with blonde before I had to leave.

Went to BT's later, very busy night. There was Asian girl with blue hair, tall and skinny, little bit derpy in face. Conversation with her was awkward and felt very forced. She asks for 400; I laugh and politely say no thank you.

After I return from bathroom, she is still there and asks what I would be willing to spend. I tell her, if she is good, I would give 300. We go to back, and she is still awkward, but at this point I do not care.

Then starts usual story: she normally only does nude dances, this is first time, blah blah. My friend, I have heard this movie before. Experience itself was clumsy and disappointing. I give her some direction, but she either does not listen well or intentionally makes everything awkward so customer gives up early. Honestly, I could not tell which one.

She was constantly nervous and checking everything, while also doing too much cheesy fake porn-star talk. Whole situation became so ridiculous that when she started getting upset and suddenly offered to be more accommodating, I could only laugh and politely decline.

Ended up giving her 250. Bouncer said we were back there for less than seven songs.

Would not repeat.