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**GuezDani** · 05-29-26 02:40

Originally Posted by Jrp21 [View Original Post]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

Wow, how did you manage to find out?

**YungRaggerJ** · 05-29-26 02:26

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If you went to all that trouble why didn't you report the post?

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**GentleSun** · 05-28-26 21:10

Originally Posted by Jrp21 [View Original Post]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

Sounds about right.

**KammyMike-Shill but excellent erotic fiction** · 05-28-26 20:46

Originally Posted by Jrp21 [View Original Post]

You're still responding to yourself? LOL.

For those who don't know, Warjackhammer, Cockyazn, drillsergeant and instantcummer are all the same dude.

Hilarious. Cmon mods.

For real. He's a promoter.

First. Sweet Castle. Second. Palm Massage and lastly Garden.

All his reviews are about groups sessions. He remembers every sentence a week later after his 2-3-4 some of whoever is working that week and he always mentions he got another one in the chamber.

All you believers would rush in to get your hard on and he would happen to be visiting around that AMP to collect his promotion fees. Suckers.

**Warjackhammer** · 05-28-26 19:36

Originally Posted by Cockyazn [View Original Post]

You're a maniac! Only you could pull off something like this. This chick looks hot AF and a BBBJ Queen!

What's a reverse 69? Are y'all facing away from each other?

Reverse 69 is just like a regular 69, except the guy is on top instead of the woman, and he's basically thrusting his cock into her mouth more deeply. So technically like a reverse facefuck.

Let me go ahead and write out what the rest of this convo looks like to save you guys some time.

COCKAZN: Thank you WJH! I love you!

WJH: I love you, too! We should get tacos after we see the girls at Garden Spa!

COCKAZN: Yeah, I would love that!

WJH: I always have time for the trolls. Cheers!

**Warjackhammer** · 05-28-26 19:27

Originally Posted by Instantcummer [View Original Post]

Great review! I need to catch her in that spit special when she's there!

What's the current lineup? Do you know how long she'll be there?

It looks like we got ourselves a certified hater boys! Contributes nothing substantial to the board and draws more attention to me, which I don't mind, quite frankly.

Hey, the current lineup at Garden is:

Melody.

Maggie.

Bella.

Loren.

Their last day is this Sunday, and you might be able to catch them on Monday if you're lucky.

**Jrp21-shill** · 05-28-26 19:13

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**Handson69-shill** · 05-28-26 17:51

I saw Bella at Garden Spa during lunchtime last Tuesday. She recognized me and was happy to see me.

She directed me to pink room #1 in the hall, and was frisky as we entered. Kissing and groping ensued before discussing time (hh) - gave her $60 and she returned with change and said massage first? So I complied. I gentle massage followed, then the flip with the cold johnson alcohol wash, hand wash and mouthwash, followed by a situp fonle / works her way down to a delightful BJ with my sitting up, enjoying my view below me.

She crawled up to the table and spun around for a luxurious 69, then on with the cover and she rode me oh so well. Something about how she swiveled her hips this time, I didn't last and had to finish. But what a ride! She las great breasts. And loves her nipples gently nibbled / massaged as we finished.

Cleanup and cold water ensued.

I hope to see her again soon.

**Cockyazn** · 05-28-26 17:10

Originally Posted by Warjackhammer [View Original Post]

Late busy night, last minute session. MMS blocked me a time for a session with Bella, who just got added to this all star rotation of Maggie, Melody, and Loren.

My pornstar doppelgangers have been on point, a lot of reviewers (along with the providers themselves) have been telling me that the resemblances are uncanny and the sessions have been heightened because of that (everyone is happy). Bella's pornstar twin is April Maxima- not just the look but the services is identical as well. (Picture below is a reference photo, but is identical to Bella).

Bella, is petite but taller than most providers, maybe 5"4 or 5"5, pale white skin, caked up face, eye shadows like a geisha, crimson lip gloss on those medium size DSLs, long orange / blonde hair, perky MM C-cup Breasts with medium utter-like areolas / with tiny dark milk dud nipples really sensitive to the touch / suck. She has a surprisingly curvy frame with long legs like Stacy Kiebler..

You're a maniac! Only you could pull off something like this. This chick looks hot AF and a BBBJ Queen!

What's a reverse 69? Are y'all facing away from each other?

**Sonflower909** · 05-28-26 16:32

Originally Posted by Mongers12 [View Original Post]

This was a fun long weekend for sure, made an effort to check out G&G on Sunday, the place was a ghost town, they only got 2 person working which it was Apple and Lily. It was Apple that open the door for me, and she is like a fresh summer breeze with that shoulder cut of hers, something different than most of the long hair girls in the AMP game for sure. 5 f2 range, with minimal makeup, beautiful in the hot wife next door sort of way. She got them D size soft tits, her clam is shaved, makes it that much easier to dine one with a great round Asian booty that is perfect for her frame.

Massage: a more firm side massage, she puts her whole weight on my tight spots to soften them up. Be ware of her elbow press to the pressure point under the waist line, it felt sore and pain at start, but once let go it felt fantastic.

Tease Pre-flop: gentle kisses with those cat-bath that came standard now, she clean me up on the back side several times even though I showered before, and start with a not to shabby rim. Her tuma is good, reaches in really deep to make sure I felt it, BLS was plenty to go around with that hand job up front that completes the whole combo. She didn't went for the down under BJ but it was good enough to get the game started.

Tease flop: LFK to connect the dots, she was more occupied to give me those nipple licks and a great handy with the lotion that she didn't wipe off from the rim. She rub some between those Ds and gave a lukewarm Russian, no fault of hers to be honest, just maybe the way she did it wasn't correct, It didn't felt as good as the others had done for me in the past..

Any idea when she is leaving? I know it is the end of the month approaching and all. I am interested to check her out.

**TheVistMan-Shill** · 05-28-26 16:31

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

Well, as I always go by the " beauty is in the eye of the beholder rule, was she like a 10? No way, but was she bad looking? Of course not

Yeah to each his own, I find her absolutely beautiful and her personality/connection amplifies this so much. I went and saw her again this morning and I didn't make it past 69. That hasn't happened to me in 2 years but we did revive me and went for a 2nd pop but never reached it. I love finding providers that I build a connection with, it makes the experience so much better. I now have 2 local providers that I am in sync with so no need to stray from that. Good times! I saw Angela's feet from below the curtain while I was there this morning but when I was leaving she was entertaining someone so I did not get a chance to meet her. Cute feet though. LOL.

**Sonflower909** · 05-28-26 16:27

This is 1 day old by now, finally finished up the review. After the visit with Nanako, I tried to go back for a second to book her, but she wasn't available for the time I wanted. The person on the text chain told me to try mimi out, I did see her passing by last time was vaguely remember she was good looking, especially those blonde to brown color hair of hers. When I got her in the same room, she got that playful and naughty attitude. She is not very tall, maybe 5'3, really skinny, and lean. She's got that C size natural, really soft to play with. Shaved and really cute pair of camel toes, right leg she got a tat there for those truth seekers. She was happy that I came back to see her, and we began with a DFK and she set me up on the bed for the play-by-play:

Massage: not anything amazing to tell, maybe because I asked for no oil and she did got a really great shoulder rub though. I interrupted her with those camel toe rubs, though my fault but they were right there and I couldn't say no.

Tease: Light finger brush and lightly scratches on my balls that felt really good, a poor follow-up with nothing else to give, was sorta hoping for a rim, especially Nanako's was pretty great as I remembered.

Face up: she DFK while she cleans my dick with those baby wipes, followed by light nipple tonguing while I help myself with her Cs. Her BJ is slow and wet, a lot of suction and able to DT me with flying colors. She does this sideways tongue brush thing on the shaft of my dick, I don't experience this type of unique BJ before but it was well received though, real fun and pleasurable. She slowly maneuvered her camel toe to my face for me to dine her out. Her pussy is juicy and taste great, good amount of lip and a really sensitive clit, she was wet and ready to go before I know it.

Main event: hats gets tossed on and she didn't let me go in first right away, she ask me to continue to dine on her for a little, then puts on a show and spread those lips and plays with her self for me that felt different but a fun experience. She signal me to come close, and lets my hatted dick rubs against her juicy pussy and not let me go in at first, plays it off innocent like. When I couldn't take it any more and just gave it to her deep. She let out that loud moan, pulls my hair and place my hand on her soft neck, I got the message what she likes, saw my fairshare of rough play porn, gives it to her hard and rough like she wanted, didn't fully strangle her or anything of course, but her acting is surreal that she should take the next Oscar. Her pussy is on the tighter side or she has good control, either way I was only able to change 2 positions before I finished in the hat.

Post: and review: she reach back and remove the hat and sucks my dick clean and dry. Didn't' see the spit after that one. Toasted a mouth wash with me and we cuddled and kiss like a pair of love birds for that sweet finish. Comparison wise, per performance, Mimi does not shy from Nanako, she may not be as a unique looking beauty like Nanako is, but Mimi is nothing to overlook. I glad I took a chance with her and would come back to see her or Alisa before the month ends and they leave until an unknown date.

220 all in.

**Instantcummer** · 05-28-26 16:13

Originally Posted by Warjackhammer [View Original Post]

Late busy night, last minute session. MMS blocked me a time for a session with Bella, who just got added to this all star rotation of Maggie, Melody, and Loren.

My pornstar doppelgangers have been on point, a lot of reviewers (along with the providers themselves) have been telling me that the resemblances are uncanny and the sessions have been heightened because of that (everyone is happy). Bella's pornstar twin is April Maxima- not just the look but the services is identical as well. (Picture below is a reference photo, but is identical to Bella).

Bella, is petite but taller than most providers, maybe 5"4 or 5"5, pale white skin, caked up face, eye shadows like a geisha, crimson lip gloss on those medium size DSLs, long orange / blonde hair, perky MM C-cup Breasts with medium utter-like areolas / with tiny dark milk dud nipples really sensitive to the touch / suck. She has a surprisingly curvy frame with long legs like Stacy Kiebler. She has a perfect medium ass that jiggles when grabbed from behind and wiggles for a bit when upon spanking.

60/160.

Room #2, Pink Panther room.

After waiting in the hallway with a couple of Mongers, one waiting behind the curtains, and others sitting in front of the washing machine, Bella said dueces to a customer and pulled me into the room. With the door barely closed, we DFKd right away, pulled her dress completely down to get her buck ass naked as she pulled my cock out immediately, then I pushed her head down for an enthusiastic loud BBBJ GAWK GAWK GAWK! The door wasn't closed properly because we could hear commotion on the hallway of people talking amongst themselves, and Bella knew the assignment by being even more nasty and vocal about what we're doing. I tell her to spit on that thang!.

Great review! I need to catch her in that spit special when she's there!

What's the current lineup? Do you know how long she'll be there?

**Applepie067-shill** · 05-28-26 13:27

Originally Posted by WoodyWoodtown2 [View Original Post]

Angela, who once upon a time went by Summer at a now defunct spa in Culver City (RIP C9), is one of my all time favorite providers. I was excited to receive a text informing me of her current 5-day stint at BB Spa in Orange County, and I wasted no time making an appointment.

Honestly, Orange County is a haul for me, and frankly I'm sick of all my favorite providers setting up shop there. But it is what is, and Angela is among a handful of unicorns I've encountered since entering the spa world two years ago. So, I bit the bullet and made the drive.

I'd never visited BB Spa before, but I was familiar with the area. Oasis is down the street in one direction; 99 Health Center is down the street in the other; and G & G is around the corner on Chapman. It's like ground zero for top-tier Asian cocksuckers! Why the fuck can't this garden of earthly delights be closer to L. A. (Okay, I'll stop bitching about the drive now!

Anyway, BB is in a tiny a strip mall with decent parking, making my arrival super easy. I entered the lobby at the agreed upon time, and Angela came out to greet me. She looked every bit as hot as I remembered: long, wavy brown hair; brown eyes; a smoking hot, sultry face; a tiny waist; round ass; and a pair of natural DDs that, once you've experienced them, you'll never forget. She has a few tasteful tattoos as well (usually not my thing, but somehow on her they become yet another erection stimulant).

She greets me warmly with a hug and a brief kiss before leading into a nearby room. Once the door closes, it's on. DFK commences immediately, with Angela against the wall, arms pinned, and me sliding my tongue down her neck to her chest where reside a pair of the most incredible tits the spa world has to offer. I spin her around to unclasp her bra and, once done, glide my hands beneath her arms to cup her immense breasts. As her bra falls away, I feel the considerable weight of her tits in my hands as gravity pulls them downward, as if gravity, too, seeks to explore this woman's irresistible body. Fuck you, gravity. Right now, she's mine.

I spin her back around and once again bury my head in her chest whilst pinning her arms against the wall. I bring my hands down to cup her breasts once again while swirling my tongue around her nipples. At this point, Angela places her hands on my shoulders and, in a fun reversal, flips me around, my back against the wall. She kisses me aggressively, sliding her hands downward as I unbutton my shirt. She unzips my pants to retrieve my now rock-hard member, and slowly makes her way into a squat, kissing my chest and stomach on the way down.

She briefly puts the tip of my cock in her mouth before running her tongue down the side, making her way to my balls, where she spends a moment sucking and licking, maintaining eye contact throughout. I know what's coming next, and remind myself to relax lest the session end far too early. I've said in previous reviews that Angela sucks cock like a pornstar; I stand by that description. She approaches her work with considerable intent, applying the perfect amount of wrist swivel, suction, and relentless head bobbing. After a few minutes of this, it takes everything I have not to blow like a fucking geyser. She's a champion of the blowjob arts, perhaps the finest cocksucker I've been fortunate enough to encounter.

Unable to take anymore, I place my hands on her shoulders, pull her upward, and lead her to the massage table. Together we remove the little skirt she's wearing, and she lay back as I proceed to make a meal of her glorious kitty. Tightly trimmed up top, waxed underneath, hygiene on point, Angela's box is a sight to behold. I gently and carefully lick her clit with my tongue, which I remember was a move she has responded to enthusiastically during our previous sessions. "Yes, honey, I love your tongue," she whispers while I paint circles around her vaginal canal, tickle her taint, and then move back to her clit, where I spend the remainder of my time. Angela tightens her thighs, grabs my head, and presses my tongue forcefully against her clit while raising her pelvis and squeezing tightly as she comes. If I haven't made it apparent by now, I should point out that Angela is far from a passive sexual partner. She will match your intensity and bring the heat in ways other providers don't or can't. That's been my experience, anyway. Her assertiveness is part of what makes her unique.

I join her on the massage table, and we reposition ourselves for missionary. We fall intensely into DFK, grinding against each other; I can feel the moisture of her pussy against my cock. She reaches down to apply the bag, and guides me home. We lock eyes as we find our rhythm, and once again I'm astounded by how gorgeous she is. She moans, clinches her teeth, closes her eyes tightly and turns her head slightly to the side as she slides her arms back above her head. She surrenders as I fuck her wildly; I cannot help myself. Her moans intensify, she wraps her arms around me, and kisses me deeply as I press forcefully into her pelvis with a circular motion.

"Cum for me, baby. I want your cum," she whispers in my ear knowing how I love to hear her say it. I pull out, remove the bag, and straddle her chest. She uses her forearms to raise herself upward and sticks out her tongue as I ready my load. I unleash several ropes across her face; her cheeks, forehead, and chin, all glazed. Stunned by both the size of my load and her willingness to receive it, I let out an audible, "fuck YES. " Angela saves me from feeling too embarrassed by my excitement by laughing and taking my cock back in her mouth as a final reward.

I hop off that table and bring her several wipes and a towel. She gets up and walks to the mirror to clean herself up. "So much, honey. You cover me with your babies. Pew-pew-pew. " We both laugh and I proceed to clean myself up as well.

Angela's English is getting better all the time (certainly better than my Chinese! So we're able to chat a bit while we finished cleaning up and getting dressed. In addition to being a remarkable fuck, she's also a cool person whom I enjoy spending time with. I'm fairly certain I'm in love it's her, LOL. You will be, too.

I'm reminded of the horrendous drive home that awaits me, so, after a few more kisses and a hug, I make use of my Zelle app to settle up and take my leave.

Another unforgettable session with one of the hottest providers in the spa scene. Angela's only at BB until Sunday I suggest you do yourself a favor and experience her for yourself.

Some Summers are hard to forget.

There's no one that makes me float on Cloud 9 quite like Angela. A session with Angela is honestly the perfect way to relax during these Summer months.

I could definitely see her performing with some Top-tier orchestras around the world to make fine Music. I also hear her Acupuncture technique is pretty Top too.

Woody, important question here... Did you finally remember to bring your trusty LA nipple ruler this time, or are we still operating without official measurements? 😉( . )( . )📏