Massage Parlor Reports

[RayGun123]

Did a google search the other day as I was driving through town and noticed a place called Innovation in Bloomington. Open a little later than other joints and in a sort of office building with controlled entry. Was going to TOFTT but she was busy so I kept driving. Anyone have any intel? No website that I can find. Good reviews that sound legit on google but that doesn't mean anything since they could all be fake. Seems a little more UTR not being a storefront but that just might be wishful thinking with my little head.

I might give it a shot sooner than later but would prefer a little heads up before if possible.

Since I kept driving I ended up going through Maple Grove and my dumb ass ended up at Thai Massage in Maple Grove. Dealing with back pain so I knew it was probably legit but I didn't care because it was literally closing time.

Old ladies talked me into 4 hand. Massage was decent and 4 hand was ok. They ripped the towel off me while face down so I got a little hopeful the grannies would come through but they were careful after the flip and never really teased. Will not make that mistake again. Probably maybe.

Headed north and would like a place to hit along the way this weekend but all my spots are south of me. So we will see. Might try that joint in Bloomington but since last spot was a strikeout I'd probably rather hit a sure thing.

Ray.

[MplsMatt47]

I went and had a decent massage. Not from my favorite masseuse there. Now charging. 90 for the base and on the flip said. 60 for the tip. I said prices are too high and just massage my feet. 5 minutes later she slapped me for being frustrated at me holding my own and I was a happy man with the standard double Jackson. I think service is half of what it was 5 years ago and slowly getting to 2 x the cost. May not be out of line with inflation but when service goes down I have an issue with it. This market just sucks. Can't wait to travel to the South in a few weeks for work and get 3 x the service for half the cost.

[Cermic1]

Anyone been to shore view lately? It's been a year for me. I had a girl that would edge me awesome but then she was gone and service was bad.

Its been a while since I've gone. I went there a few times, L1 each time but the last when she made me do it and then demanded the tip.

Guilen is my go to now.

[LastsLonger]

Anyone been to shore view lately? It's been a year for me. I had a girl that would edge me awesome but then she was gone and service was bad.

Was just there, always serviced well!

[Tug222]

Anyone been to shore view lately? It's been a year for me. I had a girl that would edge me awesome but then she was gone and service was bad.

[CarpMaster]

Lily Massage has only been open a month or so. I did my first visit to Lily found Lily easy on the eye. I received a great massage. Lily's English is outstanding. Not a hit of any extra's. Also at $90 for an hour massage was a little above average. If your looking for a very good massage with no extra's give Lily a try. As far as anything extra. I think Lily's is a no go.

[Rambo21]

Agreed. Saw her myself and had the same experience. The space looks like a place where you would get your taxes done for $199. She's melancholy and clearly doesn't like where she's working. I think it's time she find a different employer.

That was pretty much my experience. The first time I saw Jenny was actually her last day at Jade. Awesome! Then I saw her again a few weeks ago. Exactly as you described. I thought maybe I had the wrong girl the personality was so different.

[BassPlaya1981]

I'm officially striking out MM by my 3 strike rule. Jenny, Jade, doesn't matter anymore. I would rather see legit places with a great massage. I'm not paying for light touch and no finish.

Agreed. Saw her myself and had the same experience. The space looks like a place where you would get your taxes done for $199. She's melancholy and clearly doesn't like where she's working. I think it's time she find a different employer.

[TheMongR]

So I get back from wintering in AZ. Can't wait to see what was the best provider in MN that I've seen. Made an appointment to see Jenny. Wow how things change. MM to me was really trashy. Small room with little room for moving around table. Room looked dirty with no decor at all. Jenny has changed. She was the most upbeat friendly girl I've met up here but. Seems like after her time at Jade things changed. Not even close to the person I used to see. It's like she must have gotten a severe reprimand. This is only my speculation. As far as the massage went most was through sheet. None of her fun moves even came out. No teasing. At the end she offered a finish but Jr wouldn't get up it was so bad. I passed. So in conclusion I apologize for talking up Jenny so much. How things do change. BTW AZ parlors offers so much more!

I'm officially striking out MM by my 3 strike rule. Jenny, Jade, doesn't matter anymore. I would rather see legit places with a great massage. I'm not paying for light touch and no finish.

[Ddys11]

So I get back from wintering in AZ. Can't wait to see what was the best provider in MN that I've seen. Made an appointment to see Jenny. Wow how things change. MM to me was really trashy. Small room with little room for moving around table. Room looked dirty with no decor at all. Jenny has changed. She was the most upbeat friendly girl I've met up here but. Seems like after her time at Jade things changed. Not even close to the person I used to see. It's like she must have gotten a severe reprimand. This is only my speculation. As far as the massage went most was through sheet. None of her fun moves even came out. No teasing. At the end she offered a finish but Jr wouldn't get up it was so bad. I passed. So in conclusion I apologize for talking up Jenny so much. How things do change. BTW AZ parlors offers so much more!

[Mnguy372]

I may be over in the Hudson area tomorrow, haven't been to any of the AMP's over there in about 3-4 years. Are there any worth a visit, seems like there was a time where it was good pickings across the River.

Two options.

Hudson health massage off exit 4 and Hudson Healing Massage by Sbux / Coldstone. Both guaranteed L1 and I've got tits to come out on more than one occasion at Health massage. Talent ranges from at best mid to at worst granny with Hudson Health being more variable to the upside and downside. Not that it makes much difference in Summer, but Hudson healing has heated tables.

Hope this helps, if anyone knows of anything else out there I'd be all ears!

[BurtForPres]

I'm heading your way in a month. Are there any places that are L3/ FS? I will be near the airport but can travel. RTTF I don't see anything optimistic. I can reciprocate for GA. Please DM. Thank you in advance.

Nothing in that area brother. I would honestly avoid AAMP's and AMP's in the area too. Bloomington is infamous for cracking down on SW. Look for an independent in the area instead.

[Dream44]

I'm not paying $150 for a tug job.

Ditto. $40 for a HJ is reasonable. I would pay extra for top-less.

[Ridley1991]

If you are paying 150 for a tug job you are really f'd up dude.

I'm not paying $150 for a tug job.

[BirchBoy]

I'm heading your way in a month. Are there any places that are L3/ FS? I will be near the airport but can travel. RTTF I don't see anything optimistic. I can reciprocate for GA. Please DM. Thank you in advance.